ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/27/2007 01:10 PM

To make him sandwich.

chapmac 385 6
07/27/2007 01:16 PM

When I guy throws a big pink dildo at you that hits your ankle?

That the man you've been sleeping with is really a woman and you are a lesbian by default.

KChikita and her large Sweet Potato! 128,339 98
07/27/2007 01:47 PM

It means someone's thinking about you! Awww!

BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
07/27/2007 01:52 PM

It means to shove it up your ass and to never make a thread ever again.

Chance 171,275 14
07/27/2007 01:57 PM

I dont even know I guy, so I have no fear of this ever happening.

Chit 178,781 15
07/27/2007 02:12 PM

It means it's time to quit your job mopping up at the peek show booths and announce that you are going to become a police officer.

syncope 49,019 14
07/27/2007 04:50 PM

It means you have HUGE ankles. Cankles, even.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
07/27/2007 04:53 PM

It don't mean Shakespeare.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
07/27/2007 04:56 PM

unless the dildo was previously used for anal sex.

gobadine 2,737 10
07/27/2007 09:29 PM

why dont you ask him?

Marjod 1,942 9
07/27/2007 09:35 PM

Duh!

It means that your ankles will soon be wrapped in a glisteningly viscous personal lubricant.

Or AIDS.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
07/27/2007 09:37 PM

That singer Pink, she's a dildo.

SHP: don't take this personally, but I hate you. 181,795 70
07/27/2007 09:41 PM

I think it means "go Frost yourself."

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
07/28/2007 01:21 AM

sushi

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
07/28/2007 01:26 AM

On a related note, what happens when a hooker's ass gets hungry?

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That's What She Said 27,416 24
07/28/2007 01:27 AM

Kinda gives new meaning to the term "Suck my balls" doesn't it?

KChikita carrying a large onion...eww... 128,339 98
07/28/2007 02:49 AM

*SLURP*

SHP: don't take this personally, but I hate you. 181,795 70
07/28/2007 03:02 AM

Fig, sweet potato, onion...
Kchi, are you pregnant, or are you harboring the worlds nastiest fruit salad?

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/28/2007 03:06 AM

We will never know.

Untill she spreads her leg's and lets us explore.

Virnomine 79,386 11
07/28/2007 03:18 AM

I need more details, who owns said dildo, and where were your ankles at the time?

I'm picturing them waving around in the air and he was throwing the dildo like a javelin and just missed the target.

That would be a cool carnival game, by the way.

KChikita carrying a large onion...eww... 128,339 98
07/28/2007 03:20 AM

SHP, Lila and I are both preggo. I'm a couple weeks ahead of her.

And I'm harboring the world's nastiest fruit salad. I'm shooting for the world record.

KChikita and her large Sweet Potato! 128,339 98
07/28/2007 03:21 AM

Sorry, it's a sweet potato this week. I don't post much from this pc.

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/28/2007 03:32 AM

That would be a cool carnival game, by the way.

Damn straight

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/28/2007 07:56 AM

Walking in the front door of Safeway; heels and skirt. From a bunch of guys in the parking lot I don't know.

Mark Walker 0 0
07/28/2007 08:04 AM

They obviously want to see you masturbate with it, videotape it, and post a link of it on GAB obviously.

Aphrodite 2,261 13
07/28/2007 12:34 PM

You can get pink dildos at Safeway now?

ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
07/29/2007 05:36 AM

<action> Drives to safeway</action> I um need some milk.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
07/29/2007 09:46 PM

It means you need to wash your ankle.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/30/2007 09:51 AM

Should I use the dildo; or the tongue I rip from one of their mouths?

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
07/30/2007 09:54 AM

Neither. Soap and water should do just fine.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
07/31/2007 04:36 AM

What does it mean?

When a guy throws a big pink dildo at you that hits your ankle?

That you have Shakespearety reflexes.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
07/31/2007 08:40 AM

Ha ha ha, good one DNH. So how come you no talky to me much any more? Did you get in trouble?