TheFoye 55,700 16
08/03/2007 11:22 PM

They can't tell if you wear dark sunglasses Pubah.


Or are you so black that they wouldn't see you at all if you had dark sunglasses?

Pubah 56,805 18
08/03/2007 11:23 PM

The darker an observer is, the more the white's of his eyes show...


Sunglasses are a good idea...except at work.

SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,795 70
08/03/2007 11:28 PM

Dear Pubah,

Please stop oogling my breasts whilst pressed up against the window at Starbucks. I can see you.

Regards,
The female population

Pubah 56,805 18
08/03/2007 11:30 PM

<action>Wonders</action>

How did she know it was me?

Millie 116,988 28
08/03/2007 11:45 PM

I always just assume they are ogling my breasts from any distance.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/03/2007 11:48 PM

<action>Edits Evil Pubah</acton>

It's all your fault we oogle!

If ya didn't package em so well, we wouldn't be interested.

I'm off to Chipotle now...

Pubah 56,805 18
08/04/2007 01:11 AM

Take a crap, or go singin...which should I do first?

Pubah 56,805 18
08/04/2007 01:15 AM

Me thinks crap...

tootles

Bonky 75,733 15
08/04/2007 03:24 AM

I usually takes me a man face and squaShakespeare in my boobages . . . then ask if I can get him anything . . then he never calls.










Bitches.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
08/04/2007 03:37 AM

From what distance can you tell a male is oogling your breasts?

I can mathematically prove that if a man is close enough for you to see him, he is oogling your breasts.

cattnip 795 6
08/04/2007 04:58 AM

my boobs are too small...you can't see them.









::pops a breast pill::

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
08/04/2007 05:05 AM

Your name backwards is pint tac.

What do you make of that?

cattnip 795 6
08/04/2007 05:23 AM

makes me want a beer.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/04/2007 05:38 AM

You're new. Here's a tip: Don't tell them your boobs are small.

Your chances of acceptance here grow as your tits do.

Now SUYT.

I'll spork your eyes out. 16 6
08/04/2007 05:49 AM

I really can't tell. At all. It has to be really un-subtle from about 5 feet away for me to notice. One of my friends *cough* Winston *coughcough* used to do that before he got his girlfriend. The sad part is that I miss the attention...

Chit 178,781 15
08/04/2007 06:16 AM

my boobs are too small...you can't see them.


Those were the only A's she got all through high school.



(small boobs rock)

cattnip 795 6
08/04/2007 07:20 AM

Those were the only A's she got all through high school

actually they are full perky B's now. thank you breast gain plus.

all jokes aside, those really did work. i should have been part of john's breast enlargement prank...dammit.

Chit 178,781 15
08/04/2007 07:31 AM

I'm afraid that the Doctor was right...


Your story is quite intriguing, but we're gonna really need to see pictures.

Chit 178,781 15
08/04/2007 07:43 AM

Ok, I was never the smartest guy in class, but I'm pretty sure that perky B's beat straight A's ten out of ten times.


You're gonna do well in this class.

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
08/04/2007 07:59 AM

Just learn to use the government's satilite imagery.

We get an eye over millie's house around 2am, 7am, 4pm, and 8:30pm every day

Cinderblock 27,578 25
08/04/2007 09:22 PM

When they're within a half-mile radius of me.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/07/2007 12:12 AM

Dear Bonky,
Pubah would call.
Just Sayin,
Pubah

Pubah 56,805 18
08/07/2007 12:14 AM

Dear Panda,
Which Starbucks were you in?
There are at least 4 within walking distance of my "Condo".
Would like to Ooogle,
Pubah

Pubah 56,805 18
08/07/2007 12:16 AM

Dear Nippy Cat,
Let us be the judge of the adequecy of your boobies...

SUYT!

If you're over 18, of course.
You will be assimilated, resistance is futile,
Pubah

cattnip 795 6
08/07/2007 05:06 AM

here is a healthy serving of tits. enjoy.

You spin me right round baby right round 15,189 12
08/07/2007 06:01 PM

Oh dear lord. I'm blind now.

Omg is Like Sarah Like Okay Like? 30,601 8
08/07/2007 06:04 PM

I could be in the next room with my eyes closed wearing a turtleneck and I know you'd be oogling.

Sheesh.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/07/2007 06:04 PM

Tweety needs some sleep, he has HUUUUUGE bags under his eyes.

Chix bites his thumb at thee 286,556 61
08/07/2007 06:05 PM

Just thank God she didn't show you her puddy tat.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/07/2007 06:16 PM

Ok, I was never the smartest guy in class, but I'm pretty sure that perky B's beat straight A's ten out of ten times

I've always been a D student myself. So yes, guys generally become acquianted with my breasts before they even know what my face looks like.

Hmmm......perhaps it is better that way.

Chix bites his thumb at thee 286,556 61
08/07/2007 06:22 PM

Thus the frying pan face, eh?