stevens 225 7
08/07/2007 06:47 AM

sure, all the time. but I can only get off with a neatly folded current newspaper. afterwards, I throw it on the floor

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
08/07/2007 06:48 AM

I did kick the cleric once, and I really wanna punch the the pope.

Mark Walker 0 0
08/07/2007 07:03 AM

God hates fags.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/07/2007 07:28 AM

Die.

Napkin 30,762 12
08/07/2007 07:29 AM

I once masturbated at work.

I'm not allowed back in the tollbooth.

Mark Walker 0 0
08/07/2007 07:55 AM

<action>falls under the category "Pram"</action>

I like to masturbate in public, but only when people aren't watching...

Chit 178,781 15
08/07/2007 08:00 AM

You're at an age where your biggest fear in life is getting caught jacking off and I'm at an age that I don't even want to jack off unless someone's watching.

--Doug Stanhope

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/07/2007 11:59 AM

I've done it. To make it even dirtier, I work at a Catholic university.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/07/2007 12:03 PM

I have masturbated at every job I have ever held.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
08/07/2007 01:36 PM

No.

And by no, I mean yes.

Les Manturd 283,028 53
08/07/2007 03:00 PM

Yep but never in the lab.

Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
08/07/2007 03:08 PM

Back when I was a teenager, I had a summer job giving guided tours in a historic mansion in town. My boyfriend came one day, and we quick ran up the stairs and had sex with me bent over against a large wardrobe in one of the bedrooms. We could hear another tour making its way toward us, and when we finished and we on our way out, we passed a group of about 15 old ladies.

No, I never masturbated at work - I could always find some place to have sex instead.

Robin® 14,626 10
08/07/2007 05:31 PM

I generally work around caustic chemicals and try to keep them away from any of my mucus membranes.

Gorcky Thumpkat 41,132 13
08/07/2007 06:32 PM

I used to at the job I started GABbing at. I'm sure I posted about it, but the words/phrases "bathroom", "masturbate" "work" appear way to often.

I haven't been a keyed employee at any jobs since then, else I'd mark the ladies room daily.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/08/2007 12:52 AM

I worked at Domino's for a few months. The bathroom is for everybody, not just for men or just for women.
Basically, in order to get hired at Domino's, you have to be a registered sex offender.
So one day I was washing my hands when I noticed a Victoria's Secret catalog lying on the floor. I picked it up and was flipping through it, "Oh, this is cute. So's that."
Then I came to some pages that were stuck together.

Needless to say, I washed my hands again.

I (heart) my zygote 5,469 7
08/08/2007 01:58 AM

I used to work at a porn shop, so.....

Nope, never.

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2007 05:59 AM

I'm more interested to know how many of you have gotten off to the ad on the main Gab page??

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/08/2007 06:19 AM

While I agree that 9.48% over 12 months is a pretty competitive rate, the United Finance ad is not really 'doing it' for me.