Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 01:53 PM

Can't you just resist it? I mean, I passed on a canoli filled with steak tartare yesterday, so the least you can do is keep your nazi crap in your pants.

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 02:16 PM

It's been months since I started a Political Thread o'de day. Clearly, I can resist.

This just made me giggle.

Besides, you enjoyed your death list posts (nearly all conservatives, btw) yesterday and I didn't get all huffy with you. Don't make me smack you with the hypocritical wet noodle.

Black Betty (bam-ba-lam) 173,958 15
08/09/2007 02:21 PM

Don't make me smack you with the hypocritical wet noodle.

Best. Euphemism. Ever.

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 02:22 PM

Where's my love then, beyotch?

The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
08/09/2007 02:24 PM

It's been months since I started a Political Thread o'de day. Clearly, I can resist.

That's like saying, "Clearly, I can quit smoking. I quit smoking at least twice a year."

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 02:32 PM

The death lists were solicited, so there's zero hypocrisy there. I save my hypocrisy for insulting the overweight and screaming "No tickee no shirtee" at chinese guys. Man, you conservatives are really whiney. Go kill a jew or eat a baby. Maybe that'll un-knot yer knickers.

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 02:34 PM

Noodle slap

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 02:43 PM

Oh come on--even a Koresh wannabee like you thinks that Mitt is a complete embarassment to humanity, let alone the Republican party.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 02:45 PM

Why don't we just chose a common enemy and direct our negative energies there.

Didja read Skippy's latest thread? I hear he practically leaps out of the closet in that one!

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/09/2007 02:49 PM

Can't we just pick Bill O'Reilly and/or Nancy Grace? They are people that don't deserve to live. Are there people that actually like them and agree with what they say? They are evil incarnate, like that Westboro guy.

Les Manturd 283,028 53
08/09/2007 02:50 PM

<action>posts randomly</action>Did anybody shake Declan's hand at GABoston?

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/09/2007 02:51 PM

Hillary is a joke. Period. Even Democrats don't like her. The only reason she's the front-runner is because the DNC is the Special Olympics of politics.

Les Manturd 283,028 53
08/09/2007 02:52 PM

Hahahahaha

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 03:06 PM

I admit it. I Frost-ing hate Hillary. Bitch is wayyyyyy too conservative for me.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/09/2007 03:08 PM

Karl Marx is too conservative for you Phuc.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 03:16 PM

Frost-ing A. I yell at Daniel Schorr when he's on the radio. Frost-ing neo-fascist zionist bastard.

B. Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 03:23 PM

I dasn't be using no nukes. Lessen you count this here one in my pants.
Oncet you go Barack, ain't nevah coming back!

KChikita has a 10-inch baby in there??! 128,344 98
08/09/2007 03:23 PM

Can't we get Ross Perot back? Or is he dead?

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/09/2007 03:24 PM

He's alive, but the admiral is dead.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/09/2007 03:24 PM

How can you tell the difference?

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/09/2007 03:26 PM

Perot has the big ears.

Barack Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 03:42 PM

I only said that about the nukes because I thought that's what people wanted to hear.

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/09/2007 03:50 PM

Wow! B. Obama AND Barack both posting on our humble board on the same day?!

Chit 178,781 15
08/09/2007 03:52 PM

I bought one of these in 1992 thinking that someday it might be worth something....






WRONGO!!

B. Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 04:00 PM

I go by B Obama when I'm fittin on pullin out my johnson.
Or snortin some caine.
Or both.

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 04:02 PM

Apparently, Ross Perot is dead.

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
08/09/2007 04:05 PM

Dennis is just jealous he doesn't have a pair big enough to tell that big a whopper on national TV.

KChikita has a 10-inch baby in there??! 128,344 98
08/09/2007 04:06 PM

Now THAT'S a beak!

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
08/09/2007 04:08 PM

Did anybody shake Declan's hand at GABoston?

YUP, I let him fondly my ass for a few minutes too.

Frank Perdue 67,044 13
08/09/2007 04:09 PM

I never injected any steroids in my chickens.
Just my penis and lots of sperm.

KChikita has a 10-inch baby in there??! 128,344 98
08/09/2007 04:13 PM

But it wasn't bestiality because obviously he has chicken-genes already.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
08/09/2007 04:20 PM

It's perfectly safe to shake Declan's hand. Just be sure to wait until he takes his gloves off.

Jep Bush 58,758 13
08/09/2007 04:31 PM

This thread will never get more than 300 posts. I'm safe.

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 05:59 PM

YUP, I let him fondly my ass for a few minutes too.

First off, fondly?

Second, you keep that up, and you're gonna start setting off people's gaydar. Buck up, cowboy.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/09/2007 06:13 PM

First off, fondly?

90% of Trix's posts look like they were typed by a retarded monkey. Why would expect anything else?

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 06:31 PM

I GET IT! You chose the alien cause the purple in the background looks like a mullet and you're a lesbian.

Makes perfect sense when you look at it that way.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/09/2007 06:45 PM

So now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

KChikita has a 10-inch baby in there??! 128,344 98
08/09/2007 06:51 PM

G.I. Joe!!!

Millie 116,988 28
08/09/2007 06:53 PM

They're all way too conservative for me.

I like Kucinich, though. Too bad he looks like a little troll or something.

I don't hate Hillary though. I'm sure most of the hatred of her has to do with our misogynistic culture. There are a lot more total Emerson men running for office who don't get the vitriol that's thrown at her.

Of course, maybe people just expect men to be Emersons.

I also like Richardson.

Obviously, no one I like ever wins.

drworm979 436 5
08/09/2007 07:01 PM

you must be liberal if...

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2007 07:09 PM

Our problem, Millie, is that while conservatives all believe in some interpretation of a status quo--a somewhat limited range of views--the views of lib'ruls are infinite by nature, despite what O'Reilly et al would have their throngs believe (a "liberal agenda?" we're lucky if we can even agree on how to Frost-ing spell "agenda" let alone conspire to do anything). I always end up voting for the person who's furthest left who has a chance; I'm only registered Democrat as a compromise--and a major one at that.

Hold on. The media is calling. They want to know if they should refer to the president as "incompetent" or a "buffoon."

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 07:56 PM

I'm sure most of the hatred of her has to do with our misogynistic culture.

I don't hate Hillary cause she's a woman. I hate her cause she's a Carroll.

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 07:56 PM

COMEDY. WEBSITE.

KChikita has a 10-inch baby in there??! 128,344 98
08/09/2007 07:58 PM

<action>attempts to juggle and fails miserably.</action>

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/09/2007 08:01 PM

drworm979, I had to come back in the thread to click you for that link.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/09/2007 08:05 PM

I GET IT! You chose the alien cause the purple in the background looks like a mullet and you're a lesbian.

Actually, I picked the alien to piss you off.

However, since you brought it up:
The last time I had a mullet

Straw 98,005 37
08/09/2007 08:16 PM

I go by B Obama when I'm fittin on pullin out my johnson.
Or snortin some caine.
Or both.

You've given up the presidential bid and are now running for mayor of DC?

B. Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 08:19 PM

Say, you a white girl?

B. Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 08:19 PM

Cause I likes em white

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/09/2007 08:20 PM

Blaise, you're really on a roll today.

B. Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 08:23 PM

You sho' right. That fool crazy.

B. Obama 67,044 13
08/09/2007 08:23 PM

And this fool Dave Thomas over here masturbating all over this here jumps.

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/09/2007 08:23 PM

Shakespeare, nigga! You got me off my square!

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/09/2007 08:28 PM

Ok, I know that isn't really Barack because he said "fool" instead of "foo'".

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/09/2007 08:31 PM

Ok, I'll stop now, but I think it would be great if Obama had a stand up act with a ventriloquist dummy, with Obama as the straight man, and the little dummy as his crack smoking, woman chasing, foul mouthed alter ego.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/09/2007 11:58 PM

<action>puts on flame suit</action>I would Frost Pram if I thought it would help Hillary.

I loff her.

Thud 68,506 19
08/10/2007 12:00 AM

<action> takes his hat off to Hollis</action>
Damn, that's commitment.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/10/2007 12:01 AM

Yeah? Well I'd Frost Hillary if I thought it would help Pram.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/10/2007 12:02 AM

On second thought, no I wouldn't.


Sorry Pram. You're on your own.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/10/2007 12:06 AM

Donk, you Frost-ing Hillary wouldn't do anything but give Pram just another thing to post unfunny things about.

Chit 178,781 15
08/10/2007 12:09 AM

Wow, I wouldn't even Frost Hillary with her dick!




Wait.... what?

drworm979 436 5
08/10/2007 04:50 AM

I wouldnt Frost Hillary with Chit's dick, Pram pushing and John taking pictures.

Thud 68,506 19
08/10/2007 04:56 AM

Yes you would.

drworm979 436 5
08/10/2007 04:58 AM

you got me, I might once.

Millie 116,988 28
08/12/2007 12:43 AM

Um, maybe it's because I'm a woman, but I don't vote for people based on whether or not I'd like to Frost them.

For the record, I don't think I'd Frost anyone who is running for anything right now.

Well...maybe Barack Obama.

But it has nothing to do with whether or not I'd vote for him!

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/12/2007 02:42 AM

<action>Sends up the Pubah-Signal</action> Is it because you crave black Coleridge?

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/12/2007 04:17 AM

I'd do John Edwards. What with his beautiful hair and sweet, sweet southern drawl...

Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 286,556 61
08/12/2007 08:35 PM

Hollis, John Edwards is a trial lawyer. He Frosts all of us on a daily basis.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/12/2007 09:48 PM

The best thing about having John Edwards as president is he could contact dead presidents from the other side and tell us all that they miss us terribly, and are watching over us every day. Then we would all burst into tears and buy his books.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/12/2007 09:53 PM

For the record, Hillary was only booed because beforehand she ate a live puppy.

Natomoton 0 0
08/12/2007 10:03 PM

Yeah.

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2007 01:48 AM

People always tell my old boyfriend he looks like John Edwards.

He actually does, now that he's older.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 01:59 AM

The way the political candidates on both sides are shaping up, it wouldn't surprise me if, when the elections roll around, people don't try to keep Bush in office.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/13/2007 02:00 AM

I don't think even the craziest backwoods redneck would try to keep that asshat in office.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/13/2007 02:01 AM

Be nice to Chickens, he can't help it that he lives in the woods.

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/13/2007 02:02 AM

I heart Chickens.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 02:05 AM

And he hearts you too, at least until Taco starts posting again.

Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2007 02:11 AM

Aw, Skippy, don't be jealous. You had your shot with her and it just didn't work out.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/13/2007 02:16 AM

Let me guess, she read his posts?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 02:17 AM

I'm not jealous Mills, I just get the impression that Hollis is just a stand in for Taco. Kind of a cheap imitation if you ask me.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2007 02:29 AM

I heart Chickens.

Ew.

He's even older than me.

And he's creepy.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2007 02:29 AM

...er.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 02:32 AM

Oh Phuc, don't sell your self short. You're much creepier than Chix.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/13/2007 05:37 AM

heh, one of john edwards' press releases got written in my kitchen yesterday morning.

Thud 68,506 19
08/13/2007 05:41 AM

A real one or something more entertaining?

dinesh 24,862 16
08/13/2007 05:46 AM

sadly, a real one.

Thud 68,506 19
08/13/2007 05:48 AM

So, what's the story? Did he kidnap you, keep you in your own kitchen and force you to host his press agents?

Did you serve coffee?

dinesh 24,862 16
08/13/2007 05:55 AM

nah, just friends with one of his policy people, who was in town for a wedding. along with another one who works for rudy. it was a fun weekend of political harassment.

Mount up on the wings of Chickenz 286,556 61
08/13/2007 07:19 AM

Chi, you almost made me spew my late night gazpacho.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 02:31 PM

Chi, you almost made me spew my late night gazpacho.

mmm... room temperature tomato soup. Are you wearing Depends under your kilts now?

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/13/2007 02:33 PM

Gazpacho is served chilled, pot pie boy.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 03:08 PM

cause mommy isn't around to blow on it for you?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2007 04:02 PM

Since Chickens' god is the vengeful type, I'm going to pray to Him that Skippy getShakespeare by MARTA, struck by lightning, flesh-eating virus, or beaten into a coma by girl scouts.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 04:05 PM

You've been reading my sexual fantasies diary haven't you?

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/13/2007 04:07 PM

I thought only black people rode MARTA

Phuc 237,919 21
08/13/2007 04:09 PM

I thought only black people rode MARTA

Yeah, but we're talking about the same God who parted the red sea and created fainting goats. He could make the train jump its tracks and plow right into the tea house.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2007 04:12 PM

I thought only black people rode MARTA

They only ride the buses, we don't let them on the trains though cause we don't them riding them out to the suburbs and setting up camp.