The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/09/2007 06:47 PM

I bet your parents are proud of you.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/09/2007 07:04 PM

Kids these days are so lazy. Where's the challenge in using condoms that help you get it up? What does that prove?

What I'm trying to say is, if you can't keep going if your partner unexpectedly slaps you in the face with a skunk carcass, you're a wuss.

drworm979 436 5
08/09/2007 07:06 PM

bigger and badder. isnt that the American way?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/09/2007 07:53 PM

What the Frost is wrong with men. We lose hair on our heads, we get it in our nose, ears and back, our testicleShakespeare the floor and our one source of pleasure ceases to function to the point that there is a whole multibillion dollar industry devoted entirely to helping us get it up.

I'm Frost-ing killing myself when that day comes.


































Frost all yall for hoping that day was tomorrow.

drworm979 436 5
08/09/2007 08:51 PM

I was thinking sometime this afternoon

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
08/09/2007 10:02 PM

Two weeks ago.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/09/2007 10:24 PM

So, would it be wrong to set up a death pool?

Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/09/2007 11:02 PM

now if we could get a vagina without a mouth attached....

It's called a pocket Poe, asshat.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
08/09/2007 11:23 PM

where I come from it's called homicide and necrophilia,

Unless you're very careful about it, in which case it's just mutilation.

Daves not here. 52,827 16
08/09/2007 11:27 PM

And Skip, I consider the fact that there's a billion dollar industry dedicated to boner integrity while in the 3rd world children die of dehydration due to dysentery that could be cured with clean water and $.50 worth of salts a sign that there's something very, right, about men.

And if anybody doesn't like it I'll club them unconscious with my Coleridge.

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/10/2007 12:45 AM

The first night my wife and I had sex, she looked at my schlong and said, "Who do you think you're going to please with that little thing?".

I said, "Me."

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
08/10/2007 01:54 AM

"penis enlarging condom..."

FEKIN YES! most condoms make my penis look smaller...

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
08/10/2007 03:42 AM

Fleshlight! Make your own Fleshlight here!