Riddles
A comedy conversation
by Werehampsta  6,375  8
08/10/2007 07:43 PM 227 views
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What did one Deadhead say to the other when they ran out of pot?
"This band sucks."
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Chuckleworthy
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Chuckleworthy
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Gorcky Thumpkat 41,132  13
08/10/2007 07:47 PM
<action>cracks his knuckles</action>Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
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Funny
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Virnomine 79,386 11
08/10/2007 07:49 PM
What's going to be funny in this thread?
Nothing.
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Gorcky Thumpkat 41,132 13
08/10/2007 07:52 PM
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Funny
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/10/2007 07:53 PM
How'd the one armed Pollock break his arm raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
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Funny
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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/10/2007 07:58 PM
While he was painting?
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Amusing
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Ricky Boxer 619 6
08/10/2007 08:02 PM
Why was the blonde's belly button bruised?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
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Gorcky Thumpkat 41,132 13
08/10/2007 08:12 PM
What's a pirates favorite monkey?
An arrrrrrrgh-angutan.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/10/2007 08:17 PM
knock knock
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Straw 98,005 37
08/10/2007 08:17 PM
Who's there?
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Funny
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See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/10/2007 08:19 PM
<action> giggles when Straw actually goes to the door
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/10/2007 08:20 PM
polish burglar
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Joseph Phlanx 1,919 8
08/10/2007 08:21 PM
Why did the guy cut off his penis?
Ask WereHampster
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/10/2007 08:30 PM
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the window?
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Ricky Boxer 619 6
08/10/2007 08:34 PM
The guy you just molested?
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Straw 98,005 37
08/10/2007 09:18 PM
Polish burglar who?
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Hilarious
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Straw 98,005 37
08/10/2007 09:18 PM
Never mind, I just got it.
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Chuckleworthy
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TheFoye 55,700 16
08/10/2007 09:22 PM
What's the difference between brocolli and a booger?
Kids don't eat brocolli.
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Chuckleworthy
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KChikita has a 10-inch baby in there??! 128,344 98
08/10/2007 09:22 PM
What's the black stuff between an elephant's toes?
Slow Natives.
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Funny
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FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
08/10/2007 09:33 PM
Whats black and blue and red all over?
The wife's face when dinner isn't ready on time
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Funny
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Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/10/2007 09:35 PM
What do you get when you cross a ghost and a swarm of bees?
Boobees!
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dinesh 24,862 16
08/10/2007 09:39 PM
finally, a joke in this thread i can get behind.
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Side-splitting
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/10/2007 11:56 PM
a baby in a microwave!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
08/12/2007 03:39 AM
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
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Sack Williams 13 5
08/12/2007 06:05 AM
What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white and red?
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Chuckleworthy
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ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
08/12/2007 06:09 AM
The KKK joining in millon man march.
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Chuckleworthy
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Sack Williams 13 5
08/12/2007 10:47 PM
a nun falling down the stairs,
or
somebody shooting into a crowd of penguins.
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