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A comedy conversation by Thank you Boob Lady! 57,521 23
08/12/2007 02:14 PM 207 views

Because apparently most of you are going to die soon.

Although one part of the article seems slightly odd...

Adults in the United States have one of the highest obesity rates in the world. Nearly a third of U.S. adults 20 years and older are obese, while about two-thirds are overweight, according to the National Center for Health Statistics.

So according to this nearly 100% of Americans are overweight?

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Hilarious 8 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692338
YeOleSmurf 299 6
08/12/2007 03:44 PM

America, also one of the lowest ranking countries in math:

Another way to word the same statistic. 2/3 of people in america are overweight. Of those who are overweight, half of them (Or 1/3 of the total population) are obese.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692340
Jep Bush 58,758 13
08/12/2007 04:12 PM

<action>With his wife not home, Jep just finished eating a half gallon of chocolate ice cream for breakfast</action>

Personally, I think the author of that article is full of Shakespeare.

 

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Video Gamer - Underage Then Ever! 275 0
08/12/2007 04:27 PM

If you say it, they will come.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692342
The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
08/12/2007 04:32 PM

Dear second poster,

Nachos is English, not Americanese.

Dumbass.


Me

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692343
Thank you Boob Lady! 57,521 23
08/12/2007 04:57 PM

Because God forbid I might have been being slightly facetious about a badly worded paragraph.

If only I could find a website where such comments were appropriate.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692378
Taco McSocialista 61,976 36
08/12/2007 10:19 PM

By the system used for mathematically deciding if someone is overweight or obese (calculated BMI...which is what the polls use opposed to physically tested BMI), George Clooney is obese. Yeah Americans are getting bigger but we're also taller and less malnourished than we were in the past.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692380
Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/12/2007 10:20 PM

We are growing fat on the spoils of war. Pass another brown baby this way, I've a hankerin' for some oil-soaked corpse.

 

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Big Boobs Mcgee 6,369 10
08/12/2007 10:26 PM

By BMI, I am overweight. My doctor says that is because my boobs are so huge. Apparently, if I was a Bcup, I would be fine.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692383
Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/12/2007 10:29 PM

Whatever, fattie.

 

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Sack Williams 13 5
08/12/2007 10:57 PM

So,it's your tits fault your fat?

I usually just blame my parents.

 

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Big Boobs Mcgee 6,369 10
08/12/2007 11:16 PM

I'm not actually fat. My mommy says I'm just big boneded.


I mean big Boobded.

 

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Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
08/12/2007 11:49 PM

<action>mmmmm BBM</action>
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap..

 

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Pram Maven 80,728 42
08/13/2007 12:13 AM

<action>COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH</action>

Second hand smoking.

</COUGH>

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692437
Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2007 01:53 AM

Anyone who has seen BBM's boobies can see for themselves that they probably make up about 75% of her body weight.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692440
Millie 116,988 28
08/13/2007 01:56 AM

Plus, as long as there are a bunch of morbidly obese people around, I'm still O.K. I'll just hang around with them and look skinny.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692441
Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
08/13/2007 01:57 AM

I'll be around for a while. I'm 18 years old, 5'4" and weigh in at a whopping 105 lbs. Gotta get rid of that tapeworm.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692442
Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/13/2007 01:58 AM

I haven't seen her boobies. 75% sounds hyperbolic.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692447
Big Boobs Mcgee 6,369 10
08/13/2007 02:00 AM

Look at the tits page in the album, and see for yourself!

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692450
Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/13/2007 02:01 AM

Those old pics? Seen 'em. Ladies of GAB, freshen that page up.

 

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Hollis's tapeworm 80,728 42
08/13/2007 03:30 AM

gotta get rid of that tapeworm

You'll never get rid of me. Hahaha! You're eating for two now, bitch!

 

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Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
08/13/2007 07:12 PM

America, also one of the lowest ranking countries in math:

Another way to word the same statistic. 2/3 of people in america are overweight. Of those who are overweight, half of them (Or 1/3 of the total population) are obese.

Should that be 1/6 of Americas are obese?

Better just phrase as

There are a lot of fat asses around!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1692748
dinesh 24,862 16
08/13/2007 07:17 PM

uh, no.