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So the company I'm trying desperately to escape has initiated a Fun Committee. Because if ever fun was had, it was had by committee.
Their first task is to "fun" up the office. Since this is a committee set up by mid-level management retards, they sent out the following email. I'm sorry that I cannot duplicate the six different fonts and sparkly highlight effects.
Attention all--
Wacky Fridays is coming to random company!
The FUN committee wants you to let loose and dress up in wacky, crazy, funny outfits.
What we want is wacky, crazy, and funny ideas on themes for dress-up days (beach, 80's, funny t-shirt days).
Please submit any AWESOME ideas to me and we will keep you posted!
Thank you!
I'm on my way out of here; I'm waiting on a callback from an awesome interview I nailed and even if I don't get that job I've become so surly in the last few weeks I'll probably be fired soon anyway.
What suggestions can I throw out on behalf of GAB?
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Funny
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Virnomine 79,386  11
08/14/2007 12:21 AM
Dominatrix day. French maid day. Transvestite day. Cheap Hooker day.
Bonus points if you state that some won't need to change anything for any of the days.
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Hilarious
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Thud 68,506 19
08/14/2007 12:22 AM
Mutilate your boss in effigy day.
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Funny
2 votes
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Thud 68,506 19
08/14/2007 12:23 AM
Voodoo ritual day.
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Funny
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Thud 68,506 19
08/14/2007 12:23 AM
Misanthropic joke day.
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The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/14/2007 12:29 AM
Don't make any suggestions. But if you get the other job, show up dressed like your boss the last Friday before you're done. Tell them you thought it was "Emerson day".
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Funny
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Ricky Boxer 619 6
08/14/2007 12:45 AM
Randomly stick your dick in office equipment day.
Sexual harassment is ok day.
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Funny
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syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
08/14/2007 12:50 AM
To me "Emerson Day" sounds genuinely fun.
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Hilarious
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Thud 68,506 19
08/14/2007 12:53 AM
Xenophobic joke day, followed by Make fun of round-eye day.
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Hilarious
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Ricky Boxer 619 6
08/14/2007 12:55 AM
Aborted fetus potluck.
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syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
08/14/2007 12:58 AM
Maybe I could suggest "Annoying twit who teabags my every post" day.
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The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
08/14/2007 01:49 AM
Blackface day.
Be a clown day.
Lederhosen and yodel day.
Free ballin' day.
No pants day.
All of the above combined day.
Also, suggest the committee that Wacky Fridays be held on Wednesdays.
That's even more wacky.
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Hilarious
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Virnomine 79,386 11
08/14/2007 01:52 AM
Blackface day, genius. I'll send you a quarter if you provide proof that you sent that in.
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ObeseExplosive 3,430 7
08/14/2007 01:56 AM
What happens if whacky day falls on opposite day or am i over thinking this.
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Side-splitting
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Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
08/14/2007 02:21 AM
Does the committee have a budget? Buy a Shakespeareload of Tshirts from this site, and award them to different coworkers. Try and get them to cry. Bonus points if one actually goes nutso and shoots up the place. Get pictures, if it's you.
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See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/14/2007 03:39 PM
"Tell your boss what you really think" day
followed closely by
"unemployment day".
wooohooo!
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Amusing
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Gorcky Thumpkat 41,132 13
08/14/2007 03:44 PM
Ass-less chaps day
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Hilarious
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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/14/2007 03:56 PM
Write- "OMG UR guyz r so CRAZY! I WOULD TOTALLY LOVE American Idol day and everyone would dress as their FAV IDOL. :) :D :( UR SO GAY :)LOL!!!!"
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Chuckleworthy
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Undies, the Craziest Person in the Universe! 101,398 77
08/14/2007 04:00 PM
When I worked at the elementary school, we had Hawaiian day, patriotic day, favorite book character day, pajama day, crazy sock day, baseball day and make a kid cry day. You pick.
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Hilarious
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Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
08/16/2007 07:33 PM
Hitler Day.
Everyone will be forced to wear full Nazi regalia and march around the office while burning the accountants with cigarettes (because they are all Jews anyway).
Oh yeah, bonus points are awarded is somebody comes dressed as Mel Gibson.
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Side-splitting
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Taco Crunch, vitriolic dick. 61,976 36
08/16/2007 08:02 PM
In the spirit of blackface day, suggest an "opposite day" and come in wearing blackface and a 76ers outfit, boxers showing. Do no work all day and complain about the man keeping you down.
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Side-splitting
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Phuc 237,919 21
08/16/2007 08:08 PM
Prince Albert day
Chuck Berry day
Betty Page day
"Deerhunter" day
"Boogie Nights"
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syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
08/16/2007 10:54 PM
"Deerhunter" day
I'm suggesting that one.
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Hilarious
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syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 11:07 PM
Just to update:
They actually accepted "Deerhunter Day."
Except it got bastardized into "Outdoors Day" and we're all supposed to wear khaki or camouflage or orange vests or something. One Filipino guy in my office heard what I suggested and said he'd dress like a Vietnamese soldier so we can recreate the Russian Roulette scene.
And I did actually suggest they have wacky Fridays on Wednesday to be super wacky, but they just looked at me like dogs shown a card trick.
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