Teh High Priestess; Gab is my crack. 58,948 29
08/15/2007 01:50 AM

Moments before "The Incident" that would haunt poor Jamie for years.

SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,795 70
08/15/2007 01:50 AM

So, THATS how they do it on the Discovery channel.

Trae - Returned to the upright position 156,790 17
08/15/2007 01:51 AM

A Dingo Frosted mah baby!!

Chit 178,781 15
08/15/2007 01:52 AM

Well...we all know how a rigorous game of leapfrog tends to zap all your energy.

Chit 178,781 15
08/15/2007 01:57 AM

Hey Mom!!

Did you know that their pouches seem to have a back door on them too?

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/15/2007 02:02 AM

This is the life, man. Frostin' this bitch in the ass, and gettin' fed by this brat at the same time. Frost the outback. The zoo kicks ass.

Chit 178,781 15
08/15/2007 02:06 AM

Way to go kid

Go get some more of daddy's little blue pills

Thud 68,506 19
08/15/2007 02:06 AM

Go the Frost away kid! I'm busy here!

Goddamn little pervs...

Chit 178,781 15
08/15/2007 02:25 AM

Say Junior,

You want to help a bloke out there do ya?

Try rubbin' on me balls there mate.

SHP: I am not a mocodity! 181,795 70
08/15/2007 02:34 AM

<action>does her best Aussie accent</action>

I was going to stick my thumb up this kangaroo's bum, to see if it pisses her off, but it looks like I'm too late. Crikey, mate!

</Young Steve Irwin>

The Mailman, workal poster 176,454 56
08/15/2007 04:01 AM

"There is always time for a Planters peanut."

Virnomine: My backpack has jets 79,386 11
08/15/2007 11:45 AM

Um, in the background does it look like that kangaroo is throwing a severed head at that lady?

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
08/15/2007 12:00 PM

No, he's just fielding a ground ball severed head.

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
08/15/2007 12:01 PM

She's telling him to keep his glove on the ground.

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
08/15/2007 12:31 PM

"HA! You call those nuts? Wait till you see whats between my legs kiddo!"

Snofferol 129 7
08/15/2007 12:55 PM

That kangaroo just succeeded in doing what most men wish they could by combining their two favorite pastimes, sex and food.

Video Gamer - Underage Then Ever! 275 0
08/15/2007 01:13 PM

"How Steve Irwin Began To Love Animals" by Whack N. Off

drunkenfart 4,871 6
08/15/2007 01:20 PM

poor little timmy innocently thought he was feeding a siamese kangaroo.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
08/15/2007 01:29 PM

Boy: big deal, i already hit that!

Kangaroo: no you didn't, you're a liar.

Boy: Oh yes i did! smell my fingers!

Marjod 1,942 9
08/15/2007 02:20 PM

Yet another game of Kangaroo Football is interrupted by a crazed fan wanting an autograph.

Ghost2 109 7
08/15/2007 03:25 PM

"We need to start leaving little Joey at your mothers..."

See the Chickens Dance 286,556 61
08/15/2007 03:27 PM

You want to help a bloke out there do ya?

Try rubbin' on me balls there mate.

So far, Chit wins.

Straw 98,005 37
08/15/2007 03:36 PM

It's funny now, but wait till the little Coleridgeblocker grows up and develops a pattern of randomly walking into bedrooms at house parties to see if anyone needs a brewski.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
08/15/2007 03:39 PM

I'd rather Frost Roofie, but this will do.

drworm979 436 5
08/15/2007 03:46 PM

and the kangaroo say, "hold on baby, I am almost done.... OOohhh, food!"

YeOleSmurf 299 6
08/15/2007 04:37 PM

MMF XXX Harcore DoggyStyle Kangaroo!!!

Just your average Pram, nothing special 80,728 42
08/15/2007 05:15 PM

<action>reverses Jack Nicholson's best line from The Witches of Eastwick</action>

I always like a little breakfast after Poe.

Just your average Pram, nothing special 80,728 42
08/15/2007 05:19 PM

(I know the original line was "Poe after lunch", but come on---morning sex is the best thign in the world!!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
08/15/2007 05:56 PM

this picture was taken immediately after pressing toward-down toward-punch

Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
08/15/2007 07:13 PM

(I know the original line was "Poe after lunch", but come on---morning sex is the best thign in the world!!


HA HA Like you have sex.

100% Concentrated Doug 67 5
08/15/2007 08:16 PM

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Just your average Pram, nothing special 80,728 42
08/15/2007 09:07 PM

<action>pulls out a jar of used condoms and shows it to Marmite</action>

Of course I have sex. I've been saving it for awhile now.

KAMIKAZE PRAM 80,728 42
08/16/2007 03:49 AM

Butt seriously, the kid is saying "seig heil".

Phuc 237,919 21
08/16/2007 10:57 AM

"Bugger off kid, goddamnit!!! Do I have to spell it out for you? B-E-E-R.... stupid Australian education! Get the Frost out of here, kid!!"

Cranky 571 8
08/16/2007 01:03 PM

"Just as soon as I'm done with this marsupial skank, kid, you're next."

Phuc 237,919 21
08/16/2007 02:16 PM

"Wrap it UP, B!"

Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/16/2007 02:28 PM

Yes, Cuban B!

(a rare 5 orb click from me to who knows what movie that's from)

Briham is giving away the HOT DICKINGS 38,843 10
08/16/2007 03:13 PM

Why would they put kangaroos in petting zoos?

Briham is giving away the HOT DICKINGS 38,843 10
08/16/2007 03:18 PM

Awesome

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/16/2007 05:19 PM

Wait your turn, kid, then you can have all the sloppy seconds you want.

drworm979 436 5
08/16/2007 05:47 PM

Yes, Cuban B!

(a rare 5 orb click from me to who knows what movie that's from)

Virn, you cant be serious? Well it's Half Baked either way.

Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/16/2007 06:00 PM

Points awarded.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
08/20/2007 05:07 AM

It only makes since...

I think of kangaroos when I have sex...
they think of us...

Thud 68,506 19
08/20/2007 05:12 AM

I think of kangaroos when I have sex...

So you like big ears, all over body hair, big feet and a muscular tail?


There's someone here who shares some of your tastes and might like to make yours dreams happen...

thismystery 0 5
08/20/2007 02:18 PM

Like a good boy, Billy went for the high five during the tag team.

BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/25/2007 12:14 PM

THE DIRTY SANCHEZ!

Pram Maven Sucks 80,728 42
08/26/2007 02:45 PM

As a child watches the birth of a baby kangaroo, he thinks, "wow, animal vaginas stretch really far too!"

Briham is giving away the HOT DICKINGS 38,843 10
08/26/2007 03:56 PM

...marsupials give birth to neonates that later grow in the pouch. A kangaroo newborn is the size of a grain of rice.

Pram Maven Sucks 80,728 42
08/26/2007 04:24 PM

<action>loses his erection</action>

Well that does it for me, then.

Pram Maven Sucks 80,728 42
08/26/2007 04:25 PM

Hehe, hey Bri...Carve me a baby kangaroo out of some driftwood.

Pram Maven Sucks 80,728 42
08/27/2007 02:22 AM

The exact measurements I need are 1mm x 1mm x .001mm

12th Planet 53 8
08/28/2007 01:27 AM

My daddy told me to give you more of these pills...I think he calls them, "Crack Uppers?" Or maybe, "Up Her's Crack?"

mullberry 0 5
09/12/2007 06:57 AM

interrupting my nookie for a COOKIE? uhmmmmm, ok, i'll bite.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/13/2007 11:15 AM

"Frost off, n00b!"

ChuckSteak 31 6
09/17/2007 11:24 AM

Z0MG BUTTSECKS!11ONE

Sarin - Returning as always 699 11
09/17/2007 03:41 PM

I was all excited, but then realized I had saw that previously.

MrGlass 25,340 11
09/17/2007 05:31 PM

Democracy in action.

DrDew 0 5
09/20/2007 10:04 PM

"Not goin' anywhere for a while? Have a Snickers(TM)."

Jomskylark 5 5
09/22/2007 12:07 AM

Bobby, stay away from those... what the!?

Golden Words 977 9
09/24/2007 03:02 AM

Mom, do animals also know about the Heimlich maneuver??