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Subway's Scrabble game is a scam...
A comedy conversation by Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/22/2007 05:26 PM 1424 views

We've been playing it for a couple weeks and so far we've gotten some free apple slices and can spell "NNNNNNNNNNN"

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Subway's Scrabble game is a scam...

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Hilarious 18 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696419
Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/22/2007 05:28 PM

Maybe they know it's you and hate you like everyone else.

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696424
shadesofgrey 5,445 7
08/22/2007 05:30 PM

Hey. Can I have a letter N?

It's the only letter I'm missing.

Captai_ Skippy is a fag.

 

Chuckleworthy 9 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696426
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/22/2007 05:31 PM

Well this is totally unexpected.

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696430
Straw 98,005 37
08/22/2007 05:35 PM

"NNNNNNNNNNN"

Hey, that's a palindrome!

It would even work upside down!

 

Funny 8 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696434
Nerd spouts derogatory terms! 27,000 12
08/22/2007 05:37 PM

Last time I went to a Subway some Emerson spilled his drink on me.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696436
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 05:38 PM

I used to work with a guy who would eat Subway almost every day. He would come in and say, "Cold Cut Trio. Cold. Cut. Trio. The Cold Cut Trio." - like he was a Frost-ing retard. What an Emerson.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696437
Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/22/2007 05:39 PM

Ducks eat for free at Subway.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696438
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 05:39 PM

I still prefer Subway to Quiznos. I hate the way they weigh out every little scrap of meat at Quiznos on that little scale. They take away a miniscule piece to get it down to whatever weight it is they want.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696442
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/22/2007 05:43 PM

I used to work with a guy who would eat Subway almost every day. He would come in and say, "Cold Cut Trio. Cold. Cut. Trio. The Cold Cut Trio." - like he was a Frost-ing retard. What an Emerson.

Did he look like a human version of this? If so, I believe I now work with him.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696447
Jep Bush 58,758 13
08/22/2007 05:48 PM

said the guy who just had plain butt sex

 

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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 05:48 PM

He looked like an oversized Kevin Arnold- complete with Jets jacket.
We would prank him and say, "HOW BOUT THEM JETS!"

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696450
Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/22/2007 05:49 PM

They have butt sex at Subway now? Eat fresh indeed.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696454
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 05:51 PM

You just ask for extra meat

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696457
syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
08/22/2007 05:54 PM

The subway here is open 24 hours, which is unsettling to me because I picture lunch meat lying out all day and night, but even more unsettling is the fact that they always have five to seven people working there and NONE OF THEM CAN SPEAK ENGLISH.

If this were McDonald's I could go along with it. All they have to know are numbers 1-9 and the phrase "supersize." But when you're trying to break down the language barrier and the mongoloid across the sneeze guard can't understand "spinach" it does not bode well for your tasty sandwich.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696458
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/22/2007 05:55 PM

said the guy who just had plain butt sex

Clearly you prefer your butt sex to be of the gay variety?

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696459
syncope the sialagogic 49,019 14
08/22/2007 05:55 PM

They have butt sex at Subway now?

That's how Jared lost all that weight.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696460
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/22/2007 05:56 PM

But when you're trying to break down the language barrier and the mongoloid across the sneeze guard can't understand "spinach" it does not bode well for your tasty sandwich.

In their defense "spinach" doesn't much sound like "espinaca".

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696554
Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
08/22/2007 08:57 PM

When we were going to Bakersfield for the drag racing a couple of years, we stopped at a gas station that had a Sub counter at the back.

We then noticed it was run by Mexicans, which at that point we knew we were doomed, but we were hungry and there was no where else.

Me: Can I get a foot long veggie with everything on it please?
Carlos the Tard: Ok. (going along the ingredients boxes) Do you want lettuce?
Me: Yes, everything, except onions.
C the T: Ok, do you want tomato?
Me: (getting slightly irritated now) Yes, everything please, EXCEPT ONIONS!
C the T: Do you want Jalapenos?
Me: Please, yes, I just want a veggie sub WITH EVERYTHING IN IT!
C the T: OK, so that's one veggie sub with everything in it, hold the onion. Do you want Beef?
Me: GAAAAAAHHHH!

At this point I was considering climbing into the Gatorade fridge and suffocating myself.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696556
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 09:01 PM

Aren't you from England? Maybe he was distracted by your rotted teeth.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696557
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/22/2007 09:03 PM

Jeeze. What is this country coming to when you can't get a simple veggie sub at a gas station?

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696558
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 09:06 PM

I hear you Erika. Just the other day I was in one that only had three kinds of amphetamines at the counter.
Times are tough.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696559
Straw 98,005 37
08/22/2007 09:08 PM

Maybe he was a bit startled that you would want everything on it, considering just how many toppings there are available even when you don't include onions.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696560
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/22/2007 09:08 PM

I had to go to 5 different ones before I found one that carried scuba gear!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696561
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/22/2007 09:10 PM

I like how in some states they have a cooler full of single beers on ice at the front.
I'm sure nobody is drinking and driving with those.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696563
Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
08/22/2007 09:27 PM

The gas stations that sell home made Jerky are the best. You just never know if that strip of dried meat is in fact the last person who stopped for gas and directions...


NB for the record I don't eat it, I buy it for the Boyfriend. He likes Shakespeare like that.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696564
Phuc 237,919 21
08/22/2007 09:27 PM

One of the reasons we're (eventually, dambit) moving down south is because the gas stations down there sell fried gizzard dinners.

 

Amusing 5 votes 1.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696565
Trae - Returned to the upright position 156,790 17
08/22/2007 09:30 PM

One time I was ordering a sammy at Subway for lunch and talking to Chris Garrett on the cellular phone device.

We were playing a game.....he called it Incorporate. Basically, he said a word and no matter what I said to the Subway guy, I had to incorporate THAT word into it.

You should've seen the Subway guys face when I asked for a Tuna Asparagus Gum Drop Sandwich with extra Jizz on it.

 

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Trae - Returned to the upright position 156,790 17
08/22/2007 09:31 PM

I'm pretty sure he said God and Poop too - -

it was a long time ago.

 

Hilarious 15 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696567
Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
08/22/2007 09:33 PM

The usual then, Trae?

 

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Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/22/2007 09:57 PM

Well played, sir.

 

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Marmite - Spreads better when hot 12,955 12
08/22/2007 10:35 PM

<action>coughs politely</action>Well played, sir.

I'm a lady, don't ya know.

 

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The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/22/2007 11:35 PM

Subway sucks. Quiznos kicks ass.

Anyone who disagrees is retarded, a republican, or both.




































































Probably both.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696610
Demonfire You 1,039 8
08/23/2007 12:23 AM

I don't like Quizno's because their small is like 4 inches long.

If I wanted something that small I'd look in my pants.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696638
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 01:27 AM

Quiznos kicks ass.

Spongemonkeys aside, Quiznos sucks gangrenous donkey balls. Toasted? By default? Frost that. The only reason to toast a sub is because the bread is either stale or just plain Shakespearety. A sub is made with good bread that you don't ruin by putting in the Frost-ing oven.

Quiznos isn't fit to eat the peanuts out of the Shakespeare of even D'Angelos--the Kings of Salmonella.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696640
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 01:28 AM

NOw you got me started, dambit.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696654
Teh High Priestess; Gab is my crack. 58,948 29
08/23/2007 02:11 AM

I love it when Al talks food. It gets me all hot'n'bothered.

 

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BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 02:16 AM

Bring on them HAM.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696659
The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/23/2007 02:20 AM

So Al is retarded? That's news to me.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696660
syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 02:21 AM

I have stronger affiliations toward chewing gum brands than I do sandwich shops.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696661
The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/23/2007 02:24 AM

It has less to do with affiliation than it does with what actually tastes good and is satisfying.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696662
Thud 68,506 19
08/23/2007 02:25 AM

That;s the point, Donk. It's why most people prefer Subway.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696663
BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 02:26 AM

It has less to do with affiliation than it does with what actually tastes good and is satisfying.

Unlike your wife?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696664
BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 02:26 AM

Wait, I think I got that backwards.

Frost.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696665
Teh High Priestess; Gab is my crack. 58,948 29
08/23/2007 02:27 AM

So Al is retarded? That's news to me.

Shouldn't be. You met the man.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696666
The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/23/2007 02:29 AM

That;s the point, Donk. It's why most people prefer Subway.

So most people prefer dried out bread?

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 02:37 AM

<action>drools.</action>

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696677
Millie 116,988 28
08/23/2007 02:42 AM

People, please.

Both Subway and Quizno's suck.

I tend to go to Subway because their small veggie sub is only seven points (Weight Watchers).

I hate Quizno's because the service is as slow as hell and the lady who works there lets her demonic child run around the place.

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 02:45 AM

Even if you live in Antarctica, it's worth the trip to Elsie's for the best mother-Frosting subs you'll ever eat in your miserable goddamn life.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696680
The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/23/2007 02:53 AM

I don't know the name of the place, but the worst sandwich I ever had was in Boston. Some piece of crap that was the only place that delivered after midnight.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696686
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 02:59 AM

I don't know the name of the place, but the worst sandwich I ever had was in Boston. Some piece of crap that was the only place that delivered after midnight.

Not like I really feel the need to defend this town, but food criticism from the guy whose eating habits make the movie "Supersize Me" seem like "No Reservations" in comparison is something I'd take with a grain of salt.


...and a fifth of bourbon.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696688
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 03:00 AM

"No Reservations" the TV show, not that faygy looking movie that came out a few weeks ago.

I may Frost goats but I ain't no homo.

 

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The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/23/2007 03:46 AM

TO be fair, Al, the restaurant we ate at the next day was one of the best meals I've ever had.

 

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The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
08/23/2007 03:47 AM

Not counting the choke and puke I ate at in Bismarck after a night of binge drinking.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696700
dinesh 24,862 16
08/23/2007 03:53 AM

my thoughts on quiznos.

 

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Thud 68,506 19
08/23/2007 04:05 AM

<action>runs through thread dodging bad sandwiches</action>
Togos provides us with a choice out here. Large amounts of meat on your sandwich.

 

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Taco Crunch, vitriolic dick. 61,976 36
08/23/2007 04:19 AM

Jersey Mikes is the only decent sub chain in Georgia.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 05:03 AM

Isn't that place a Philly Connection rip off?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696759
BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 09:08 AM

Isn't Captain Skippy a rip off of a fag?

Oh wait no, he's pure gay.

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 11:17 AM

He has competition overseas.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696821
Taco Crunch, vitriolic dick. 61,976 36
08/23/2007 02:59 PM

Philly Connection blows big time next to Jersey Mikes. The food is way fresher, the amount of food you get for your money is laughable at Philly connection, and Jersey Mikes offers whole wheat bread. A small at Jersey Mikes is the size of a large Philly and costs half as much.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696825
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 03:06 PM

do you really need larger portions?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696832
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 03:20 PM

Jersey Mikes offers whole wheat bread.

And that's a plus in what way? A sub on whole wheat is like sex with a sandpaper condom. ...inside and out.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696842
Taco Crunch, vitriolic dick. 61,976 36
08/23/2007 03:33 PM

<action>Ignores fat comment</action>
do you really need larger portions?

I'm on a student budget. A large Jersey Mikes sub lasts me 3 meals.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696846
Straw 98,005 37
08/23/2007 03:39 PM

The only reason to toast a sub is because the bread is either stale or just plain Shakespearety.

I'm going to have to disagree, my good man. A sub sandwich that has been toasted and the cheese all melty is one of the most sublime sandwich experiences that exist on this earth.

I tend to prefer Subway over Quiznos because the latter tends to get fancy shmancy and more expensive. But the Quiznos club sub is divine.

I've had Jersey Mike's a few times when I've been able to find one, and they do just fine, too.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696848
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/23/2007 03:47 PM

Wegman's subs are the best. They're in New York, and parts of NJ and Pennsylvania.
Mr. Goodcents are pretty good too.

 

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Virnomine 79,386 11
08/23/2007 03:47 PM

If a sub is toasted, isn't it technically a grinder then? Grinders are awesome, toasted subs blow.

 

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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/23/2007 03:51 PM

When I lived in Pennsylvania, they called toasted subs, "cosmos"

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696859
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 03:59 PM

A meatball grinder with provolone, where the cheese is very moist and the meatballs are very fatty...

It's very perky!

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 04:08 PM

There's a sandwich shop in Greensboro GA that serves a roasted vegetable and grilled tofo on focaccia with melted mozzarella.

mmm....so good.

 

Side-splitting 7 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696881
Virnomine 79,386 11
08/23/2007 04:16 PM

fag.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696897
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/23/2007 04:32 PM

There's a place in Buffalo called Mike's Subs that sells one called The Royal. It's a sausage patty made to fit a sub roll, with capicola, swiss cheese, mayo lettuce and tomato. It's awesome.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696898
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/23/2007 04:33 PM

I'm with Blaise. Wegman's is the Shakespeare.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696926
dinesh 24,862 16
08/23/2007 05:27 PM

wegman's subs are good in a pinch, but they don't have the variety they should.

mike's subs are pretty delicious, though i may just be ruminating on buffalo.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 05:32 PM

I went to Willy's today for lunch and all their napkins were branded with the Atlanta Bread Company's logo. They must have stolen them when they ran low.

Classy.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696930
Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 05:37 PM

Wegman's rules.

Wegman's is also so red it bleeds Bush blood.

Just letting you fellow pinkos know.

 

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Straw 98,005 37
08/23/2007 05:38 PM

Are you sure they aren't the same thing? I remember when I visited St. Louis a few years ago, I remarked that the Saint Louis Bread Company had the same logo as Panera Bread. I was told that's because Panera originated in St Louis as the Saint Louis Bread Company.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 05:57 PM

Panera changed it's name from St. Louis Bread Company to differentiate itself from the ABC in overlapping markets.

Willy's is an independent chain in Atlanta and it's a southwestern grill like Moe's or Chapotle.

 

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Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/23/2007 06:08 PM

Ew, why in the Frost would you eat at Subway when the glory of Lenny's exists.

 

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syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 06:08 PM

Mmmmm, St. Louis Bread company. Broccoli Cheddar soup (I'm pretty sure all of this stuff comes from some underground reservoir like a natural gas reserve) and gray, tasteless beef on a steamed panini.

That'll be $28.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696967
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/23/2007 06:24 PM

Wegman's is also so red it bleeds Bush blood.


Thank you for the heads up, comrade.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696978
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 06:40 PM

Jason's Deli is my sandwich shop of choice because of the free ice cream.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696979
Virnomine 79,386 11
08/23/2007 06:40 PM

And butt sex.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696980
BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/23/2007 06:42 PM

I won a $25 gift card to Jason's Deli yesterday. I was pretty happy.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696984
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 06:51 PM

And butt sex.

oooh is that near the salad bar? I've never noticed it before.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696987
Straw 98,005 37
08/23/2007 06:57 PM

I just checked Jason's Deli website and saw that they have one in the west end. I might have to visit there. On their menu they have something called a muffaletta sandwich. You have the option of whole muff, half muff, and quarter muff.

Awesome.

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 07:09 PM

everyone loves a good muff.
<action>climbs the diving board</action>

 

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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/23/2007 07:19 PM

I like it because you don't pay a tip.

 

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Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
08/23/2007 07:19 PM

I eat Wegman's subs a lot, but they don't have jalapenoes at the one in my town. So, I pretty much stick with Subway for the most part. Turkey on wheat, with light mayo, no cheese. Lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumbers, pickles, banana peppers and green bell peppers. AND of course, the jalapenoes.

MMMMMMM.

Wait, does jalapeno have an -es on the end in plural form? Stupid Dan Quayle, giving me a complex about my spelling.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1696995
syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 07:21 PM

Screw you guys. I'm going to Togo's.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697002
BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 07:39 PM

It's all about In n' Out Burger man!

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697003
BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 07:40 PM

And In N' Out burger is pretty much the only thing that the mormons have done right.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697005
Virnomine 79,386 11
08/23/2007 07:47 PM

Shut the Frost up Donny!

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 07:47 PM

I dunno, they got that whole harem thing going on. That's pretty sweet.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697008
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/23/2007 07:47 PM

Dude, Orgazmo.

 

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Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/23/2007 07:48 PM

Um wow, not even just the wrong thread, but I'm not even at the right website.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697010
syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 07:50 PM

And In N' Out burger is pretty much the only thing that the mormons have done right.

You can have all the hamburgers you can support, but you can't have any caffeine and you have to wear these stupid underpants.

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 07:55 PM

Ew, why in the Frost would you eat at Subway when the glory of Lenny's exists.

The sammiches in Boston suck, but I'm not traveling to Virginia for a better sub yo.

 

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Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
08/23/2007 07:57 PM

Any of you who have never had a New Orleans poboy have never had a poboy. And they are poboys not heros and not subs. There is something about baking French bread below sea level in a aromatic hydrocarbon enriched atmosphere that makes it unequaled by any other bread. Yesterday I was literally at the end of the road in Venice Louisiana were they not only have fried gizzards in every gas station they have every kind of fried seafood imaginable, from oysters to frog legs, you can get a fresh or salt water fishing license and the scuba equipment is right next to the amphetamines. I'll post a pic if someone will host it?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697015
Virnomine 79,386 11
08/23/2007 07:57 PM

Screw that, I want to know where Erika is posting about Orgazmo.

 

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BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
08/23/2007 08:00 PM

They have Jerry's Subs all over the DC area, but I could never see the appeal. They taste like the subs you get in a cafeteria.

 

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Phuc 237,919 21
08/23/2007 08:02 PM

I'll post a pic if someone will host it?

Email me. I'll post it if I don't eat it first.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697026
Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/23/2007 08:15 PM

Screw that, I want to know where Erika is posting about Orgazmo.


I was IMing with someone. A complete and total brain fart made me post that here, although ironically it ended up fitting in quite well with the Mormon discussion.

 

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Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
08/23/2007 08:18 PM

I don't have your regular email and I don't know how to post a picture in a myspace mail

 

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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/23/2007 09:02 PM

why don't you just post it in your myspace gallery and then copy the URL?

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697067
Ricky Boxer 619 6
08/23/2007 09:02 PM

Any of you who have never had a New Orleans poolboy have never had a poolboy.

Fixed.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697069
Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/23/2007 09:07 PM

Sometimes, when I'm super hungry and I want to eat something that will leave me hungry, I go to Subway.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697108
syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 10:50 PM

I went to Subway for lunch because Undies' post got me hungry. I got a Subway Club.

When the guy handed me my sandwich I said, "Thanks!" and he gave me this really weird smile and said, "See you tomorrow, sir."

The sandwich was pretty good, but it wasn't so earth-shakingly delicious as to cause me to run in there tomorrow demanding another.

 

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Thud 68,506 19
08/23/2007 10:58 PM

This "Ricky Boxer" is showing some promise. Has anyone adopted it yet?

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697110
Les Manturd 283,028 53
08/23/2007 11:07 PM

Sometimes, when I'm super hungry and I want to eat something that will leave me hungry, I go to Subway.

Hahahaha. I go there whenever I've gotten tired of eating food with flavor.

 

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Thud 68,506 19
08/23/2007 11:08 PM

I'm just glad no one has recommended Blimpie's.

 

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dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/23/2007 11:17 PM

I did NOT expect a thread this long to have stayed on topic pretty much the whole way (orgazmo-ing mormons aside).

It's weird.

 

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BlueLep: Leaning Like A Churro 13,144 10
08/23/2007 11:18 PM

Liek OmG! BRODY IS SO HAWT!

 

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dropkick brody 43,090 12
08/23/2007 11:21 PM

Subways is okay, and I like it better than Quiznos. They spread so much sauce on the thing that it makes the bread all soggy and I can't eat it.

I prefer sammiches to subs anyway. The best one is from a local place (so just a jaunt across the pond for you guys) called Doorsteps. Thick granary bread, with chilli beef, jalapeno-flavoured mayo, cheese and jalapenos. It was Frost-ing amazing.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697121
shadesofgrey 5,445 7
08/23/2007 11:25 PM

For subs that get run through a toaster, I would choose Penn Station over Quiznos any day.

Yeah, it's toasted. But they do cook all the meat fresh. They don't keep it sitting in some nasty bin and then dunk it in tepid bacteria-infested water before slopping it on the bread.

And they have real fries made from real potatoes. None of the pulled out of the freezer processed crap.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697127
syncope's shooting meatloaf on your chest 49,019 14
08/23/2007 11:45 PM

I had forgotten all about Penn Station. That place is great.

 

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Virnomine: Got the 'tussin 79,386 11
08/24/2007 12:27 AM

We just got a Penn Station, it's ok, but we just got this place and it's awesome.

 

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Millie 116,988 28
08/24/2007 01:21 AM

My sister lives near a sandwich shop called Dickie Boy.

I've never eaten there, but I like the name.

 

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Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
08/24/2007 04:58 AM

Any of you who have never had a New Orleans poboy have never had a poboy.

My dad has actually managed to track down a place in St Paul Minnesota that makes a mean and authentic Po'boy, so it must be a Mississippi River valley thing. He knows from po'boys, having been a frequent visitor to New Orleans for both Mardi Gras and the JaHF. Also, he's a gourmand (i.e. big fatass). Every year he hasn't gone to Mardi Gras, he's ordered at least one king cake from both Gambino's and Haydel's.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697400
Phuc 237,919 21
08/24/2007 07:13 PM

I could look it up on the Googles, but I want the coonass' description of what a poboy is, please.

And for said coonass: My email is al then a squiggly "a" sign, then zug then a dot, then a c to the o the m fo shizzle.








I just became a lot more white! Hot diggitty!

 

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Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
08/24/2007 07:28 PM

It's on the way with a little some extra tooboot

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1697407
Phuc 237,919 21
08/24/2007 07:33 PM

Oh great.

Y'know, there are other peoples' toboots I would much rather see.

 

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National Rabble Advisory Level: Yellow 264 7
08/24/2007 07:38 PM

Oh, man, Badass Jack's.
I never realized it was just a local franchise. Fantastic wraps and everything is cooked fresh in-store.

 

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KChikita - Contains 11 inches of future rock star! 128,344 98
08/24/2007 07:45 PM

We have Larry's Giant Subs down here. Not sure where else they're located. It's no gourmet, but it beats Subway any day.

 

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Straw 98,005 37
08/24/2007 07:50 PM

I think I've been to one of those, Kchiki! Isn't there one on an exit right off 95 going to St. Augustine? Near some outlet stores?

I don't know how I remember that.

 

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KChikita - Contains 11 inches of future rock star! 128,344 98
08/24/2007 08:00 PM

I think there's one out there. That's about 20 mins from my house and we go out there all the time, but we usually eat in Oldtown.

 

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Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
08/25/2007 02:54 AM

Oh! That place does Muffulettas too.