Bonky 75,733 15
08/26/2007 12:32 AM

When did he slam the ice cream cone into his forehead?

Chit 178,781 15
08/26/2007 12:37 AM

What??

No pictures of the 300 Lb. Tardsicle?

The Sage of Seattle (The Superlative of Lame!) 36,465 8
08/26/2007 12:37 AM

HEY SKIP! PUT THE GODDAMNED KEYBOARD DOWN!

NOW!

Chit 178,781 15
08/26/2007 12:42 AM

You always want to have your camera phone on ya.

What if he had actually put his eye out?

You would have been so pissed.

Neophyte 9,956 11
08/26/2007 12:52 AM

Is this him?

Fratberry 283,028 53
08/26/2007 01:35 AM

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/26/2007 01:36 AM

If he shaved recently then yes.

Colonel Jiffy 283,028 53
08/26/2007 01:38 AM

And I'm pretty sure both the retard and the guy on the bench wanted me. For you see, I am a colossal Johnny Depp-loving butt pirate.

Fratberry 283,028 53
08/26/2007 01:39 AM

<action>goes and Frosts a cat that looks like Bankey</action>

Trae - moves her body like a cyclone 156,790 17
08/26/2007 10:23 PM

Spicey and I saw a 300lb retard on a bench at Six Fags once!!

Pram Maven Sucks 80,728 42
08/26/2007 10:28 PM

When I'm running, I see the sun.
When I'm not running, I see the sun also.

Cruz : Pyrophile 9,993 12
08/26/2007 10:42 PM

I'd hate to think what might have happened if you hadn't kept on running.

I'm not saying you did anyting to piss him off, but I've heard that some of these "Special" people have "Special" powers

International Sarah 8,390 9
08/27/2007 09:12 AM

"The things you see when you go running in the park"

HA! Like any of you morbidly obese Americans could comprehend that sentance.

Snorkatronic 45,655 12
08/27/2007 11:54 AM

Well, I've seen a horse run and I've seen a dragon run. Hell, I've even seen a house run.

But I ain't never seen an admin run.

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/27/2007 12:09 PM

I saw a front porch swing,
Heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie!

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/27/2007 12:20 PM

What's this running you speak of, is it some illicit sex act?

KChikita - Contains 11 inches of future rock star! 128,344 98
08/27/2007 03:22 PM

On a related note, I was walking through a department store yesterday, and saw what was obviously a boy of about 7 or 8 years old walking with a woman (his mother?) and a baby.

The thing that stood out to me though, was that the boy was wearing a little girl's dress, a long blonde very shaggy wig and carrying a little purse. He was steadily chattering away happily to the woman who just nodded as she browsed.

I wanted SO BADLY to snap a picture on my camera phone, but I was in a good mood and didn't want the woman to get huffy with me.

Chit 178,781 15
08/27/2007 03:29 PM

Maybe he just liked going into the ladies room with his mother and didn't want to cause a comotion.


BTW, it stops working at about your 12th or 13th birthday.



(I've heard)

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/27/2007 03:33 PM

Ooo, KChi, you just solved the dilemma of how to turn my kid gay!

KChikita - Contains 11 inches of future rock star! 128,344 98
08/27/2007 03:35 PM

Okay, as compensation, you can invite me when he's old enough to get into 'da club.

::shakes it like a salt shak'a::