Chix 286,556 61
08/30/2007 07:09 PM

Hey look! It's the kiwi twins at a Gabtogether, and they're wearing nothing at all!

KChikita - Contains 11 inches of future rock star! 128,344 98
08/30/2007 07:10 PM

You know, Skippy is really a pretty swell guy who doesn't rant or rave about anyone's personal flaws or characteristics.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/30/2007 07:12 PM

I wish that redhead with the huge boobs would stop sucking my Coleridge so much.

Chix 286,556 61
08/30/2007 07:22 PM

Virn, you rock.



Hey! That works too!

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
08/30/2007 07:24 PM

"If you come smoke with me i'll give you a small bowl of pickles"

"needless to say this was actually said after a very long night"

Phuc 237,919 21
08/30/2007 07:27 PM

"Fellow GABbers, we have too much money to pay the check plus a 25% tip."

Dixie Princess 583 8
08/30/2007 07:28 PM

I want to bear Sage's children.

Chance 171,275 14
08/30/2007 07:30 PM

I couldnt possibly eat another bite.

KChikita - Contains 11 inches of future rock star! 128,344 98
08/30/2007 07:35 PM

"I don't think anyone on GAB really drinks that much."

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/30/2007 07:39 PM

That Van Halen reunion concert was the best thing I've ever seen, and that includes the collection of gaping anus photos I took for the pope.

Lila Needs A Lot More Blue Clothing 78,555 13
08/30/2007 07:44 PM

"Well, here it is January and Lila's baby didn't turn out tranny, homo or black!"

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/30/2007 07:46 PM

The article on vaporizing lawn clippings and lettuce was the funniest thing I've ever read!

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
08/30/2007 07:46 PM

"That's way too gross for GAB. You can't possibly post that"

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/30/2007 08:15 PM

Thank goodness we got involved in the Iraq, Cheney's such a upstanding feller he'd never steer us wrong, the that Bush is just way too liberal for me.

Chit 178,781 15
08/30/2007 08:27 PM

Guess what...

I'm must be the luckiest Frostin transvestite paraplegic in the world.

Jerry Springer wants to have me back because someone else has a secret they want to tell me!



(Sadly enough, that has probably been uttered by several of his guests)

Werehampsta 6,375 8
08/31/2007 11:49 AM

Al Natanagara can draw well.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/31/2007 11:52 AM

Werehamster has the best running joke evar.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
08/31/2007 12:37 PM

Goddamn I'd like to eat a turd out of Roseanne's ass.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
08/31/2007 12:54 PM

I know this isn't exactly what this thread's supposed to be about, but what the hell:

"Say, Mister Jane Smith, I would like to purchase an incendiary raindrop using a gargantuan Visa card that I stole from a Jewish Nazi."

Shell Belle 77,143 25
08/31/2007 02:47 PM

"Britney Spears is a fantastic singer and a terrific mother."

drworm979 436 5
08/31/2007 03:09 PM

Madonna has the tightest Poe I have ever experienced!

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
08/31/2007 03:50 PM

Paris Hilton has become a veggitarian. She has refused to put any more meat in her mouth,

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
08/31/2007 03:51 PM

Paris Hilton has become a veggitarian. She has refused to put any more meat in her mouth.

Cmacker 5,303 10
08/31/2007 03:56 PM

Paris Hilton has become a veggitarian. She has refused to put any more meat in her mouth.

If you'll look up, you'll see that that has indeed been said before.

Get with the program.

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
08/31/2007 04:08 PM

Cmacker is nice a kind person...and not all gay!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/01/2007 07:57 PM

"Weekend GAB is the bestest GAB of alls!"

The Rockin' Donkey [\m<>m/] 77,546 17
09/01/2007 08:14 PM

"Wow Donk, you really have a nice Coleridge."

... And that's how I know Jesus is crazy. 5,469 7
09/01/2007 08:23 PM

"Hey RookWood, can you give me some comedy pointers?"

"President Bush resigned today."

"Good morning, thank you for calling Four Seasons Hotel, West Virginia, how may I help you?"

"Yeah, I ate that Chinese food like 4 hours ago and I'm still full!"

"Why, no, I am not 18, I better not click that link."

"No, thank you, you've played with my balls quite enough for one evening."

"Hey, can you guys stop giving me all these clickies, I'm getting tired of all the attention."

Napkin 30,762 12
09/02/2007 02:45 AM

"GAB: The number one computer repair website!"

Chit 178,781 15
09/02/2007 03:00 AM

That Hillary chick

What a hot piece of ass she is, huh?

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
09/02/2007 03:42 AM

Whoopi Goldberg is HOT!!

Millie 116,988 28
09/02/2007 03:43 AM

Ted Danson may have said that once.

Chit 178,781 15
09/02/2007 03:54 AM

I think Danson said something more like:


Hmm, Kristy Alley or a burnt assed, unfunny, mop headed, bulldyke Carroll?

I'll take Whoopie I guess.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/02/2007 06:35 AM

And this year's Grammy for best instrumental album goes to W.P. McManus and the Plug Ugly Fife Band!

Obese Expletive 3,430 7
09/02/2007 07:26 AM

I don't think this a good idea.


Used in the context that every body is drunk and your friend just handed you his beer saying he has a good idea.

Cmacker 5,303 10
09/02/2007 07:33 AM

Goddamn I'd like to eat a turd out of Roseanne's ass.

Sorry, you've been disqualified. I have, in fact, said that on more than one occassion.

Obese Expletive 3,430 7
09/02/2007 07:34 AM

I call seconds after Cmacker.

Cmacker 5,303 10
09/02/2007 07:39 AM

Hmmph...

They don't call you "Fat Frost" for nothing, huh?

Midgets 96,095 48
09/02/2007 07:49 AM

"I'm posting from my parents house, and I'm completely sober!"

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
09/02/2007 08:14 AM

We've got teenagers who say that.. they just get banned shortly thereafter.

Jep Bush 58,758 13
09/02/2007 02:56 PM

I have posted on Gab sober from my mother's house. It was quite surprising actually because it usually takes me three fifths of tequila to take the edge off of Thanksgiving dinner.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
09/06/2007 04:53 PM

I just had the most fabulous British cuisine.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/06/2007 05:23 PM

What do you mean you're really 18? You told me you were 16!

Gorcky Thumpkat 41,132 13
09/06/2007 06:34 PM

<action>posts for Chance</action>No- I wanted the hot dog in my hamburger!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
09/07/2007 04:09 PM

I am curious about Rosie O'donnel's political opinions.

Sharri 14,124 11
09/07/2007 04:11 PM

I am streaming a sermon and reading gab.

Odd but true.

Chazmeistro 86 8
09/08/2007 11:11 AM

Wow, aren't those Bourne Identity sequels just so original!

Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
09/08/2007 09:40 PM

I like PRAM!

Taco Crunch, vitriolic dick. 61,976 36
09/08/2007 09:46 PM

You know, I really haven't been raped anally enough this week.

The Demomonkey is a Demigod 77,546 17
09/08/2007 10:22 PM

Why weren't you in Vegas for Foye then?

The Plastered Bastard 21 5
09/14/2007 12:36 AM

'Nothing is ruining gab'

Thud 68,506 19
09/14/2007 12:45 AM

Where's Daggy?

Chance 171,275 14
09/14/2007 04:04 PM

Just follow the vodka glass road!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2007 04:25 PM

"I'm heading down to GABlanta for some good, clean, uplifting fun!"

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,556 61
09/14/2007 04:28 PM

I bet that OJ fella is innocent.

Chance 171,275 14
09/14/2007 04:51 PM

No, i would not like to see your tits.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
09/17/2007 06:31 AM

Whip cream on my tummy
Come and get some honey
You know that I love you
Cause you are so funny

Gromulon 25,340 11
09/17/2007 08:35 AM

Zug is the number 1 comedy site on the internet!

Captain Blackhearted Jaggeh 860 8
09/19/2007 02:21 PM

I will have a non-alcoholic beer

DieLawn 494 6
09/21/2007 05:48 AM

I'm really glad I bought that Steven Seagal movie.

ATL hip chick 68 5
09/22/2007 08:59 AM

I love coming to work on Mondays.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/22/2007 09:03 AM

These n00bs are hilarious.

ATL hip chick 68 5
09/22/2007 09:06 AM

Skippy is tactful.

Fratberry 283,028 53
09/25/2007 07:07 PM

Yep, there's nothing like a Tiger in your tank and a Dragon Coleridge in your tailpipe.

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,556 61
09/25/2007 07:09 PM

Bankey changed his name to Dragon?

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
09/25/2007 07:34 PM

Maybe the President of Iran IS right!!!

Beezus 160 5
10/01/2007 02:23 PM

"Don't think of them as warts,baby..I'm *ribbed* for your pleasure"

The Lovely Dr. Hollis 7,284 14
10/02/2007 07:56 PM

The pus that comes out of those bumps on your ass is delicious!

Tree Sap 57 6
10/03/2007 03:01 AM

I hate getting paid.

Sakon 595 9
10/03/2007 04:01 AM

dude...I really wanna shove a pine cone up my ass

Anastasia 7 5
10/03/2007 08:23 AM

(at the end of any request) ...And in exchange, you may have this small Toblerone.

Happy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
10/04/2007 04:22 AM

I lost my wristwatch fisting goatse.

happy clapper 68 5
10/05/2007 02:00 AM

I found Jacobpants.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
10/05/2007 03:24 PM

i was able to read the message from the superbowl prank.

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,556 61
10/05/2007 03:35 PM

Who is happy clapper and how does he/she/it know jacobpants?

Sexy, Classy, Bikini 62,262 18
10/05/2007 03:51 PM

Pubah made a thread about Jacobpants yesterday or something. I'd assume it gained its knowledge from that.

But you never know.

happy clapper 68 5
10/06/2007 02:54 AM

Pubah made a thread about Jacobpants yesterday or something. I'd assume it gained its knowledge from that.

It is a "she," and I'm a newb. Oh, and yes, I posted on the Jacobpants.

bigfaketits 26 5
10/06/2007 04:25 PM

My Top 3 Sentences that have never been said:

3. George Burns is hot!
2. I'm so happy with how reliable Windows is!
1. Yummy, dead baby on a stick!

chapmac 385 6
10/26/2007 03:11 PM

That George Bush makes a lotta sense.

Damn that Hillary Clinton is one fine POA. I'd hit it.

Can I pop that boil for you?

Count Fezigula 3,711 7
10/26/2007 05:41 PM

Phuc has large feet but a small ...............

ima sage's invisible woman 2,940 6
10/26/2007 05:53 PM

Ima types really well.

Bravo Male 2,330 6
10/26/2007 09:07 PM

Look, I know you have leukemia, little fella', but that doesn't change that fact that the scraggly tuft of hair on your head makes you look like a tiny, hilarious, pale monk.

The Sound of One Hand Clapping 7 6
10/26/2007 09:20 PM

Stop bogarting that fatty and pass it over Dick (Cheney).

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/26/2007 09:49 PM

Tub Girl sure is sexy...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/27/2007 08:18 AM

So is the guy who pulls his Emerson apart with his hands. Frost yeah!

SocialSandwich 43 5
10/29/2007 09:21 PM

George Bush is the BEST!

Hey There Trixxie Ghoul 65,026 15
10/30/2007 02:17 PM

"Trixxie, I can barely feel you pounding my ass."

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
10/31/2007 02:09 AM

George Bush is the BEST!

Careful now, you might cut someone with that edgy humour.

McLovin' 19,555 11
10/31/2007 03:23 AM

George Bush is the BEST!

Actually George Best is the best. Or rather he was the best until he died. The jury is still deliberating on the matter of him being the bush however.

Sorry, what were we talking about again?

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
11/05/2007 08:13 PM

When life gives you lemons, make lemon parties!

Canada - is feeling oddly American. 1,692 7
11/07/2007 05:16 PM

"I Love You, Pram"

Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/07/2007 05:17 PM

Ok, that hurts.

mothcleaner: Reformulated for turkey 4,106 10
11/07/2007 06:04 PM

Ima makes Gab worth coming back to

(excludes sage)

Sweet Phuctaters 237,919 21
11/07/2007 08:11 PM

"The Zombie and the Xmas Ham's wedding will be a glorious affair!"

Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/07/2007 09:15 PM

"I love being homeless!"

Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/07/2007 09:16 PM

Scratch that...

TomServo 3,759 7
11/15/2007 12:22 PM

(Insert Gabbers name Here) is really one of our hardest and most productive workers

Ralphie 27 5
11/16/2007 01:42 AM

Tonight, dear - I have a headache.

Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/16/2007 02:57 AM

"I love layovers!"

Marjod 1,942 9
12/11/2007 12:45 AM

"I love lawyers!"

Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire) 80,728 42
12/11/2007 12:48 AM

Howard the Duck was awesome!

Fizz Pop BANG! 23 5
12/12/2007 12:27 AM

I actually saw the message at the superbowl!

All Joe Phlanx wants for Christmas is Teh Funny 1,919 8
12/12/2007 02:19 AM

Those were great reasons to bump this long dead thread!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
12/12/2007 08:57 PM

fizz pop just posted something that wasn't said by me on 10/5/07, what an original idea.

Brandon- Jester Puddinpops 0 0
12/19/2007 06:27 AM

remember that fat guy who drove himself around on a forklift and kept lifting up his shirt to show people his bellybutton? He just attacked me with a coat hanger

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
12/19/2007 10:47 AM

That Canada/5051 guy is gonna be a great GABber.

wulver 52 6
12/23/2007 04:21 AM

"Brittany Spears should write an autobiography."