Pubah 56,805 18
09/05/2007 07:41 AM

Boobies are God's gift to eyeballs.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 07:48 AM

Do you realize how hard it is to check out boobies on a female soldier who will file a complaint against you if they catch you, on top of the fact that you can't see anything because they are wearing a sports bra underneath a tee-shirt underneath a uniform. I'm going to come up with a camo bikini for chicks in the military to wear. Male soldiers will get caught less because they won't have to stare as hard then.

Thud 68,506 19
09/05/2007 07:58 AM

Foye, it's been done.

Scroll down for the selection.

Napkin 30,762 12
09/05/2007 08:00 AM

Fat Chicks are gross

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 08:00 AM

Thud, I have seen those before, but they are not up to military specs as far as flame resistance and tear resistance.

Thud 68,506 19
09/05/2007 08:04 AM

So you need Nomex/Kevlar bikinis?

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 11:14 AM

Whatever it takes to protect the naughty bits.

Neophyte 9,956 11
09/05/2007 11:20 AM

Thud, I have seen those before, but they are not up to military specs as far as flame resistance and tear resistance


What the hell are you doing with this chick?!?

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 11:29 AM

What the hell are you doing with this chick?!?

Hey it's a warzone, sure my meat missle is dangerous, but only to their ability to walk the next day.

Chix 286,556 61
09/05/2007 12:45 PM

You're back in Iraq?


Can I come out of my fallout shelter now?

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 01:02 PM

Consider yourself lucky, Chix. If I had won in Vegas you would already be dead.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 01:02 PM

Hmmm, Chickens dead, those were the days.

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
09/05/2007 01:15 PM

Fat chicks are great.

Amen brother. Theres nothing like a Frost-ing a big girl from behind and watching her ass jiggle.

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,556 61
09/05/2007 02:27 PM

Ya ya, whatever you say, bitch.

Sharri 14,124 11
09/05/2007 02:39 PM

Hi Foye! Glad you're still safe. I am sorry to say the AF kicked me out. Some non-lifethretening medical thing i didn't know about. I probably could join the army if i wanted. Anyhow, Yay! for vacations.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/05/2007 03:10 PM

<action> is actually in Chickens backyard</action>

Let's see if he notices the boobytraps I've laid out here*.







*no booby traps laid are life threatening only limb threatening. All actions done by professionals. TheFoye does not take responsibilty for, well, anything. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/05/2007 03:22 PM

<action>tries it at home</action>

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
09/05/2007 04:58 PM

I love my boobies!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/05/2007 05:15 PM

Yes. Yes you do.

Millie 116,988 28
09/05/2007 06:19 PM

I hate my boobs.

I've gained so much weight in them I cannot find a decent bra that fits. They are always popping out.

I'm gonna get them removed.

Miss. All White Meat Trixxie 65,026 15
09/05/2007 06:28 PM

Fat Chicks in Party Hats

Phuc 237,919 21
09/05/2007 07:40 PM

Millie. I think you need a second opinion.

Just head down 95 to Boston.

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,556 61
09/05/2007 07:56 PM

<action> lip quivers cause...</action>

They are always popping out.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
09/05/2007 08:00 PM

Let's see if he notices the boobytraps I've laid out here*.

Why would you wanna catch Chicken's boobies?

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,556 61
09/05/2007 08:04 PM

Wow. Look right there. Millie in my back yard, with...OH YES...her boobs about to pop out. I will have to go investigate and ..


ARGH!!!!



fukin beartraps

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/05/2007 11:27 PM

My Boobs Are Okay

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/05/2007 11:29 PM

Oh, who am I kidding? My boobs are great.

KChikita - Contains 12 inches of future genius! 128,344 98
09/05/2007 11:31 PM

Go Boobs!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/05/2007 11:32 PM

"I'm such a stupid girl".

Classic.

Chance 171,275 14
09/05/2007 11:33 PM

I have nipples.

Thud 68,506 19
09/05/2007 11:35 PM

Uh, Chance? I think most people here have nipples.

Some have them in jars, but most have at least one.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/05/2007 11:44 PM

But could you milk them, Thud?

Thud 68,506 19
09/05/2007 11:51 PM

Could I milk Chance's nipples? That's an odd question.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/06/2007 10:15 AM

I love your boobies too, Undies. Millie if you cut off your boobs can I have them? I promise I won't post pictures on Gab.

International Sarah 8,390 9
09/06/2007 11:03 AM

After a long hiatus away from women in civilian clothes I have found that I tend to stare, but then I realized it didn't really matter that I was back from Iraq or not, I would have stared anyways

I was once out with this guy at a Wild wings 1st b'day thingy ..
there was a promo guy from jeagermeister dressed in the REALLY bright red suit walk past - i pointed this guy out to my date and he didnt notice because he was busy watching the girl with the kinda average bobs who was near by...
Boobs ... Flurecent red suit ... a male will always see the boobs

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
09/06/2007 12:56 PM

I felt my IQ drop as I was watching that video.

Thanks Brody.

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
09/06/2007 02:29 PM

Could I milk Chance's nipples? That's an odd question.

"You can milk anything with nipples"

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
09/06/2007 02:50 PM

You don't see the iraqi women there Foye?

God, thoughts of that hairy stinky as Frost arab bush helped me get off every night I was deployed

mmmmm.....

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/06/2007 02:54 PM

The only Arab bush I see is growing on the side of the road.

Oh yeah, and George Bush visited us awhile back.


Neither one of those turn me on.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/07/2007 01:16 AM

Oh, who am I kidding? My boobs are great.

pictures or it doesn't count.

Filly 39,193 20
09/07/2007 02:13 AM

I like boobs. I also like my boobs. I like them a lot, actually. Yay boobs!

dinesh 24,862 16
09/07/2007 02:48 AM

I like boobs. I also like my boobs. I like them a lot, actually. Yay boobs!

Pictures or...something something.

Pubah 56,805 18
09/07/2007 05:27 AM

Truly hot females cannot hide their boobie, no matter how many layers of clothing they wear.

Millie,
Though you may hate your mammaries, I'm sure there are many who's day is made when they come bouncing by attatched to your beautiful (if bitter) face.

Don't take that away from them

McPants looks good on the dancefloor 19,555 11
09/07/2007 06:38 PM

Oh, who am I kidding? My boobs are great.

pictures or it doesn't count.

I can attest to the truth of the statement above - they are real and they're spectacular

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
09/08/2007 09:15 AM

You know, Foye, they're making us take a long ass sexual harrasment course now before going to afganistan. Apparently those chicks have been putting out and they want us to stop "intruding" on their "culture".

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/08/2007 10:13 AM

Spreading the seed of America.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/08/2007 10:15 AM

Anyways, I prefer vaginal sexual harrassment.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/10/2007 01:21 AM

<action>melts some lead to make a bullet with McPants' name on it</action>