Phuc 237,919 21
09/21/2007 04:11 PM

I feel cheapened.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 04:13 PM

It builds character.

Chance the miserable 171,275 14
09/21/2007 04:15 PM

Do me! Do me!

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
09/21/2007 04:15 PM

<action>pretends to accidentaly stumble into thread so I can get a clickie</action>


Excuse me is this the mens room?

Chance the miserable 171,275 14
09/21/2007 04:16 PM

I sure hope so!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,454 56
09/21/2007 04:18 PM

<action>does Chance</action>
Do you prefer a rough or a gentle soccermomming?

Keep Robert Goulet away..with SHP! 181,795 70
09/21/2007 04:23 PM

<ACTION>puts her nuts on Mailman's chin. </action>
Am I doing this right?

Nachos 57,521 23
09/21/2007 04:25 PM

I'm such a rebel.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 04:28 PM

Sir Elton John gives blumpkins.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 04:31 PM

While wearing giant sunglasses.

Chance the miserable 171,275 14
09/21/2007 04:31 PM

SHP has nuts?

Macadamia or Cashew?

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 04:31 PM

And a Donald Duck suit.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,454 56
09/21/2007 04:37 PM

<action>motorboats SHP's nuts</action>
Wow. I never thought I'd ever say that.

Nachos 57,521 23
09/21/2007 04:45 PM

Makes a change from Bob or Jim I guess.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/21/2007 04:45 PM

Someone find the thread where I offered to show my boobs for an insane amount of soccermoms and you guys actually did it.

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
09/21/2007 04:51 PM

I'm actually more of a Tae Kwon Do mom. My kids don't do well on teams - my daughter quit soccer after 2 days of practice.

Chance the miserable 171,275 14
09/21/2007 04:52 PM

Do it yourself!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/21/2007 04:53 PM

I dare you, mother-Frosters.

Captain Hammerhead the Red 59,399 14
09/21/2007 04:54 PM

Ha ha. Frost you Bob.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
09/21/2007 04:57 PM

Taco, I want the pictures your friends were passing around.

Chance the miserable 171,275 14
09/21/2007 05:04 PM

I have soccermom nipples.

That's THE MISS Trixxie to You. 65,026 15
09/21/2007 05:11 PM

Didn't you get yours already?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/21/2007 05:14 PM

A soccermom for a soccermom?

Robin® 14,626 10
09/21/2007 05:26 PM

As long as you gaurantee the kids to go with it.

Les Manturd 283,028 53
09/21/2007 05:30 PM

Welcome to Skippy's alternate profile's favorite thread.

TWSS - Oracle to the Mighty Priest Al 27,416 24
09/21/2007 05:30 PM

Hit me!

Schrodinger 35 5
09/21/2007 05:48 PM

This is probably the highest rating I'll ever get, and it's based on pity.

The parallels to my sex life are depressing.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 05:49 PM

Dane Cook is in a movie with Jessica Alba.

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
09/21/2007 07:21 PM

one clickie please

Phuc 237,919 21
09/21/2007 07:28 PM

Frost you, Blaise. Why not just slice my dick lengthwise with a razor and pour lemon juice on it?

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
09/21/2007 07:34 PM

I heard an interview where Jessica Alba called Dane Cook something like "the biggest comedian today"

Stupid people shouldn't be allowd to speak.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 07:34 PM

She can say whatever the hell she wants, looking the way she does.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/21/2007 07:36 PM

He is the biggest comedian today. Biggest and best are not the same thing.

Jessica Alba could say George W. Bush is a great president, and I'd still bang the hell out of her.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/21/2007 07:36 PM

Blaise get out of my Frost-ing way.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/21/2007 07:38 PM

"the biggest comedian today"

Well he's around 6ft and I can't think of another comedian that tall so maybe her choice of adjectives was deliberate. Could she be that tactful?

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
09/21/2007 07:41 PM

I would have to say the the biggest comedian goes to Ralphie May

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 07:42 PM

I understand Milton Berle was a big comedian.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/21/2007 07:49 PM

Ralphie May puts Dane Cook to shame but I think Rodney Carrington beats them both easy.

Chit 178,781 15
09/21/2007 07:59 PM

I think they both have recently done the gastric bypass surgery thing and are both shadows of their former selves, but John Pinette started out bigger than even Ralphie May.

Cletus Delroy Spuckler 280 6
09/21/2007 08:03 PM

where are his eyes? Is he so fat that his chubby cheeks impair his vision?

Chit 178,781 15
09/21/2007 08:09 PM

He seems to have radar for food though...

Chit 178,781 15
09/21/2007 08:12 PM

I understand Milton Berle was a big comedian.


Didn't Ed Sullivan used to say he had "Reeeally Big Shoes"



Boo-Hiss

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/21/2007 08:14 PM

You know, I wonder what ever happened to that kid from Problem Child. Man I loved those movies as a kid.

Chi Chi: Bask in my Gentle Decency 161,353 14
09/21/2007 08:15 PM

He was killed, but thankfully he was just an orphan owned by the studio.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/21/2007 08:15 PM

He died. Of suicide.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/21/2007 08:17 PM

Pssh, no he didn't. Now he's Pram.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/21/2007 08:17 PM

What the hell are you talking about child?

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/21/2007 08:19 PM

Look, I get that you're both Gingers with goatees, but facially he looks more like Pram.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/21/2007 11:46 PM

My point was that you're probably the only one here who has seen those movies.

Aphrodite 2,261 13
09/21/2007 11:57 PM

Those movies were terrible.

Phla Mignon: Partially Chewed 131,068 34
09/22/2007 03:10 AM

YOU GUYS ARE NOT FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS.

pram 80,728 42
09/22/2007 06:44 PM

<action>looks at the pic of the kid and reads his filmography</action>

I'm a Bad-News Bear, YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!