Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
09/22/2007 04:29 AM

Sorry, this one doesn't really challenge Al much..

A beautiful, yet sobering, red AIDS awareness ribbon, along with the text "The best thing about dying from AIDS is leaving behind a big fat credit card balance."

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/22/2007 04:31 AM

I want a guy in black and white prison stripes swinging a pick at a giant rock, and the text should say, "There are no more debtors' prisons."

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,153 25
09/22/2007 04:43 AM

Ok, and this one will take Al a year or two..

An intricately rendered nighttime shot of the Las Vegas strip along with the label across the top "Stays in Vegas - Platinum". On the back "Triple reward points for hookers and blow at participating vendors. Please visit www.staysinvegas.com for program details."

Neophyte 9,956 11
09/22/2007 05:08 AM

"Have the card display a plump juicy strawberry. (or whichever fruit you prefer)

Add a large, easily readable "Scratch 'N' Sniff" emblem.

Then somehow make it smell like ass."

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
09/22/2007 07:22 AM

The Mastercard symbol, lodged between Goatse's cheeks.

Two black dudes pumping a white chick, the American Express Double Black.

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
09/22/2007 12:40 PM

I'm sure Unca Al can come up with picture of a poor husband ready to off himself to go with:
"But honey the dress was 25% off ! By spending $750 on it I've saved us $250!!!"

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
09/22/2007 12:47 PM

In life you need only 4 things.Amex , Visa , Diners , and Master card. You pay the Amex with Visa , pay the Visa with Diners , pay Diners with Master Card , pay Master Card with Amex....
This cashless society ROCKS !

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
09/22/2007 01:04 PM

Mostly to see the reaction of the 16 year old cheakout chicks reading the credit card:
Well hi there! I'm an alien life form. Right now I'm seductively licking those sexy fingers of yours[picture of and alien critter with his tongue licking the card] Oh baby I love the way you touch me...

It should give a similar reaction as "sorry the cards a little stinky - the dog shat on it this morning"

Mgccl 3 5
09/22/2007 03:59 PM

It's possible to rotate this card 90 degrees and spend a imaginary amount of money.

Math people :)

Napkin 30,762 12
09/22/2007 10:12 PM

$11.93

I'm original, really 80 7
09/23/2007 01:18 AM

Cancelled.
Usage of this card from (date) is now prosecutional by law and may carry fines for the payee of up to $10,000 for agreement to process this card.

I'm original, really 80 7
09/23/2007 01:25 AM

This creditcard uses photo identification, please verify before accepting card. And have a picture of Carrot Top/Pee Wee Herman/Steve Urkel etc on it.

musiciansbest 15 5
09/23/2007 07:53 AM

One that looks like its been taped back together.

one that is made out of chalkboard material so you can write on it with chalk. (whiteboard material too)

One that has the American Express Identity Fraud card except it says "Anyone you want to be"

A miniature etch-a-sketch card

Thud 68,506 19
09/24/2007 01:03 AM

Make it look like a face (or other body part) pressed against glass.

BubbaBoy 5 5
09/24/2007 04:33 AM

A picture of Osama Bin Laden with "Bank of Anti-America" or a Visa card that looks like a real US Embassy Visa (or a combination of both)

Chit 178,781 15
09/24/2007 08:41 AM

First National Bank of Nigeria

Phuc 237,919 21
09/24/2007 02:48 PM

Frost-ing brilliant, Chit. Unfortunately, most of the people who will be looking at a credit card can't afford internets.

Napkin 30,762 12
09/25/2007 04:33 AM

A piece of carboard.

Napkin 30,762 12
09/25/2007 04:33 AM

Like a door or something.

Alternately, a piece of cardboard.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/25/2007 05:59 AM

A person who looks a bit distracted and crazy. Similar to Mr. Manson.

Caption should read: "I'm buying this because the voices in my head told me to."

This card would best be used for purchasing some or all of the following: ammunition, knives, rat poison, fertilizer, rope, condoms or nuclear explosives.

Sassy Cow 1 5
09/25/2007 07:28 PM

A picture of a card stuck in or being swiped through butt cheeks and the words "Theft protection" (with maybe an official looking icon) tatooed on one of the cheeks.

I would most likely wash my hands after being handed that card.