Dianada 57,835 109
09/22/2007 10:35 PM

90% of the people here will not be able to answer this question based on the fact that they do not meet the qualifications.

Neophyte 9,956 11
09/22/2007 10:40 PM

..and the other 10% play Halo: Combat Evolved.

Mr. Briham is the Green Man 38,843 10
09/22/2007 10:45 PM

I don't know. One thing World of Warcraft has over sex is that if you want it, you just have to pay for it. No dinners or flowers or lying about sleeping with their sister, you just pony up the dough.

Wait, what's that? You can pay for sex too? Awesome! I'll be right back. Oh, and can I borrow some money?

Millie 116,988 28
09/22/2007 10:50 PM

I have never played World of Warcraft.

I seriously doubt it's better than sex---UNLESS the person I'm having sex with thinks World of Warcraft is better than sex. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I guess, thanks to this thread, I know to avoid anyone who plays that game if I want decent sex.

Thanks.

kingyannman 422 9
09/22/2007 10:56 PM

The best argument I could come up with was that sex is fun AND you get exercise... how much depends on what props you've got.

With World of Warcraft, you never move. You just sort of sit there and ooze.

Phla Mignon: Partially Chewed 131,068 34
09/22/2007 11:04 PM

No, that's not sex, that's square dancing.

kingyannman 422 9
09/22/2007 11:05 PM

But we were all naked...

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
09/22/2007 11:16 PM

Sex while playing world of warcraft rocked.

everyone I was raiding with got kinda pissed though when I got distracted and caused the whole raid to die though.

TWSS - Oracle to the Mighty Priest Al 27,416 24
09/22/2007 11:40 PM

I'm with Millie. I've never played WoW but I've seen people play and it can be addicting for them. Everybody has their hobbies but to say that your video game is better than sex? Come on now, that's just crazy.

Dwight Fry 77,546 17
09/23/2007 12:02 AM

It all depends on who you're having sex with, I suppose.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/23/2007 12:10 AM

i use my hand for both.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/23/2007 01:30 AM

I don't play Halo or World of Warcraft, so in the interest of fairness, I'll ponder whether and why fife playing is better than sex, or vice versa.

Reasons why fife playing is better:

1. I can play a fife in public places without fear of arrest.
2. I can invite a bunch of friends over to play fifes without getting into trouble with the wife.
3. When I was a kid, the nuns didn't tell me I'd be going to hell for playing the fife by myself.
4. I sometimes get paid for playing a fife.
5. No one ends up pregnant when I play a fife.
6. I'm good at playing the fife.


Reasons why sex is better:

1. That tingly feeling in my no-no parts.



Yeah, I'm going with sex.

Chit 178,781 15
09/23/2007 01:48 AM

With the caliber of chicks that I can pull down at my age, it occurs to me that they both require quite a vivid imagination if you wish to see the game to it's end.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/23/2007 02:34 AM

90% of the people here will not be able to answer this question based on the fact that they do not meet the qualifications.


I would have thought more GABbers have had sex but I'm relieved to know so few of you are breeding.

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
09/23/2007 02:44 AM

I would have thought more GABbers have had sex but I'm relieved to know so few of you are breeding.

There was a time when I considered breeding - but since coming to gab and realising what sick and pervert people are out there, I decided it's unfair to subuject any living thing to that.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/23/2007 02:53 AM

I'm a huge dork and I shun WoW. I LARP and am addicted to Gears of War, Halo, and Bioshock. Most of my friends play WoW though, and I think less of them for it.

So to answer your question, sex is better because WoW is the bane of humanity.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/23/2007 03:29 AM

we are so over.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
09/23/2007 04:13 AM

Never experienced either, but I've heard good things. About both.

Millie 116,988 28
09/23/2007 04:46 AM

Another good thing about sex, it probably doesn't use up as much of a person's free time as this WoW does.

I guess that also depends on who you're sleeping with. But I've never been one who enjoys sex that lasts for hours, anyway.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/23/2007 04:50 AM

There was a time when I considered breeding - but since coming to gab and realising what sick and pervert people are out there, I decided it's unfair to subuject any living thing to that.


That's the problem with our country. All the stupid people breed with reckless abandon, and all the compassionate and considerate people who should be breeding don't. Meanwhile all the evil bastards out there realize this and a are breeding heavily as well.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/23/2007 04:51 AM

But I've never been one who enjoys sex that lasts for hours, anyway.


Dead.to.me

Millie 116,988 28
09/23/2007 04:53 AM

Please. If you can't get the job done in less than an hour, I'm not interested.

Millie 116,988 28
09/23/2007 04:53 AM

Not that I'm interested, anyway.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/23/2007 05:33 AM

why have one when you could have both?

... Nevermind...

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
09/23/2007 05:44 AM

That's the problem with our country. All the stupid people breed with reckless abandon, and all the compassionate and considerate people who should be breeding don't. Meanwhile all the evil bastards out there realize this and a are breeding heavily as well.

You have kids don't you Skip ?

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
09/23/2007 05:47 AM

I LARP

But have you ever LARPed an orgy?

The group of brave warriors wander cautiosly into the drow queen's bendchambers to find themselves surrounded by the tribal matriarchs!

Obese Expletive 3,430 7
09/23/2007 06:59 AM

Bukkake LARPing.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/23/2007 03:25 PM

Oh man, time for another Taco story...

There's a girl at the LARP who's a total slut. And a bit of a butterface. She plays a drow, I think in part because it helps cover the fugly. Anyway, a guy was buttFrost-ing her out in the woods tied up to a tree. He heard someone coming, freaked out, and ran away, leaving her there tied to the tree.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
09/23/2007 04:30 PM

blah blah blah Third Ring of the Sharnan District blah blah.

Robin® 14,626 10
09/23/2007 04:52 PM

<action>Lots of WoW speak</action>Sex is better than WoW because:

Only one person will see that your equipment is inadequate rather than the multitudes of 15 year old gamers when you try to run Kara in greens.

You won't get ganked in the middle of it.

Your wife/girlfriend won't get pissed if you choose sex over WoW.

You won't get spam advertisements while trying to have sex.

Orgasms are better than the rush of downing Prince and ganking your first alli, combined.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,454 56
09/23/2007 06:48 PM

Sex is better than WoW, because I never heard a woman even say the word "wow" after I slept with her.

Chit 178,781 15
09/23/2007 07:29 PM

You won't get spam advertisements while trying to have sex.


Before we go too much further...let's define the word "SEX" here.

TWSS - Oracle to the Mighty Priest Al 27,416 24
09/23/2007 07:31 PM

Before we go too much further...let's define the word "SEX" here.

Do you love me? Will you love me forever?

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW!

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,454 56
09/23/2007 07:34 PM

Do you love me? Will you love me forever?

One argument in favour of WoW is that it lets you sleep on it and give it an answer in the morning.

S. C. Bikini 62,262 18
09/24/2007 11:03 AM

I'm going to refrain from posting any opinion in this thread, because each time I try, it comes out really embarrassingly nerdy.

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
09/24/2007 11:04 AM

SCB nerdy? no way!

S. C. Bikini 62,262 18
09/24/2007 11:09 AM

Well, obviously I'm nerdy, but I still want people to believe I'm sexy too and not just completely into - HEY! Stop trying to trick me into posting an opinion!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/24/2007 11:12 AM

I started swearing to Master Zog and Mother Grondor's grave that I would love you the end of time.

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
09/24/2007 12:03 PM

I'm going to refrain from posting any opinion in this thread, because each time I try, it comes out really embarrassingly nerdy.

Don't worry SCB, we all understand. I mean, you had sex with Ollie. Of course WoW is better.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/24/2007 12:58 PM

Actually Undies, I hate WoW. It is the worst thing ever. I've tried playing it because all my friends are WoW-nerds. I've dated two warcraft nerds. One would actually pass up sex for warcraft.


Other online games, on the other hand, are HOTT, and that's what I didn't want to get into so I'll stop now before I start talking about my 37 hour quest that I did at my boyfriend's house once, while he was home, and we could have been having sex, but we weren't because I was having too much fun killing fire golems! And then when I finished, he wanted to play while I went downstairs and played Mario Kart with his roommate!! IT WAS A PERFECTLY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP! SHUT UP! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO!

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
09/24/2007 05:45 PM

First of all, let me say that I have played online or MORP games before and have enjoyed them.

What the hell kind of a debate is there over "Is sex better then WOW?"

Hmmm I would have to say sex. Why??? Because it is REAL LIFE! If you think playing an online video against people around the world for 18 hours is better then having sex with a great person, then please, don't ever change. This way you will voluntarily remove yourself from the human gene.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/24/2007 08:24 PM

holy crap, sex is real life and wow is not?

THIS IS NEW INFORMATION.

I will have to verify your claims and run the numbers again. Thanks for the heads up, buddy.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
09/24/2007 08:28 PM

That's not fair, Fezig. All the assburgers people out there who only get to experience sex via WoW character are deeply offended by your statement.

Fezig ... are there rocks ahead... 3,711 7
09/25/2007 03:13 PM

Oh well...then they should go fine a girl that isn't controlled but the size of their ram or has label that says inflate to 10 psi.

1337gurl 1 5
04/24/2008 10:29 PM

So I play WoW and yes I'm a girl... Now I've asked a guy who I'm seeing (also plays WoW) if he would pick WoW over me. I got an honest reply... well you know I cant pass up T5 or T6 gear but besides those raids of course I'd pick you... oh and I need a few things in ZA. /sigh BtW sex+WoW=awesome just try not to do it during hard boss fights ;)

Thud 68,506 19
04/24/2008 10:49 PM

Frost WoW. Play Kingdom of Loathing.

Phla's Anatomy 131,068 34
04/24/2008 10:54 PM

How about a nice game of Chutes and Ladders?

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
04/24/2008 11:01 PM

Sex...WoW...Chutes and Ladders

All the same; you end up with a sore wrist and feeling slightly nauseous.

manhole 21,642 29
04/24/2008 11:24 PM

I miss Millie.

Queenie Jeenie 47,792 51
04/24/2008 11:35 PM

Manhole, that was my exact thought when I read through this thread.

Fratberry 283,028 53
04/25/2008 08:20 AM

How about a nice game of Chutes and Ladders?

Sweet. You get to be the chute! Wait, what were we talking about?

Jade - Queen Of Mistakes 14,453 11
04/25/2008 08:30 AM

Ugh. World of Warcraft is the reason I broke up with an ex-boyfriend about two or three years ago. The guy preferred WoW to the opportunity to have sex. Seriously, I sat on his bed once topless, he turned around and had a look, then went back to playing his game. I dumped him, he had to go.

The littlest Ravos 63,472 21
04/25/2008 08:31 AM

That game makes baby Jesus cry.

DemoMonkeys Heart is a Scorpion in Lucite. 166,252 10
04/25/2008 08:33 AM

"Is sex better than WoW?"

Isn't that a little like asking "Is gravity better than chocolate?".

MULTITASK, DAMN IT!