The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,454 56
09/26/2007 01:26 AM

"Oooooh! Shiny!"

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
09/26/2007 01:28 AM

"I found a use for Pram's demo disc!"

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,454 56
09/26/2007 01:30 AM

"Our picture is going to be on the front page of ZUG.com for the next 4 months, we need to make ourselves pretty!"

Phuc 237,919 21
09/26/2007 01:38 AM

"I'm a rainbow!"

cattnip 795 6
09/26/2007 01:57 AM

Like OMG check it out... the CD art on this one looks exactly like me. That is like soooo weird!

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2007 02:00 AM

Mine has a picture of some skank on it.


She sort of looks like an airheaded version of me even...

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2007 02:01 AM

Damn you Catnip!

I sat there for way too long wondering if I wanted to submit that.

I should know better.

Kudos!

The High Priestess of the Church of Zug 58,948 29
09/26/2007 02:02 AM

The answer of what to do with all the Justin Timberlake CDs in the world. Besides burn them.

The High Priestess of the Church of Zug 58,948 29
09/26/2007 02:03 AM

The answer of what to do with all the Britney Spears CDs in the world. Besides burn them.

The High Priestess of the Church of Zug 58,948 29
09/26/2007 02:04 AM

The answer of what to do with all the <insert any rap "artist's" name here> CDs in the world. Besides burn them.

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2007 02:06 AM

I don't see what all the hype is over this "Halo 3" crap.

This isn't THAT MUCH fun...

cowboy 185 7
09/26/2007 02:08 AM

look at this, my Frost-ing special edition of Halo 3 is all scuffed up, Frost you bill gates

Mr. Briham is the Green Man 38,843 10
09/26/2007 02:10 AM

"Hurry, get those CD's away from them before they try to fight their own reflections! I thought I told you guys to never give reflective objects to the models!"

cowboy 185 7
09/26/2007 02:10 AM

saw on oppertunity chit

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2007 02:12 AM

acknowledged...

Cornholed 14 5
09/26/2007 04:21 PM

Left bimbo gasps, "She really did take my nose!"

Straw 98,005 37
09/26/2007 04:24 PM

Damn it, my nose looks huge in this mirror! I'm calling my plastic surgeon.

Red Stefan The Gouger 619 6
09/26/2007 07:05 PM

I've been staring at this thing for 20 minutes and still don't see the sailboat!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
09/26/2007 07:53 PM

this is the weirdest donut i have ever seen.

BlaiseMilla 67,044 13
09/26/2007 08:22 PM

Is there anything on my face? I had a porn shoot earlier today.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
09/26/2007 08:35 PM

I.T. guy standing to the side: "When I ran my purchase order request form through Microsoft's spell checker, it changed lasur jett printurs to lazy jetsetting primpers and I didn't notice it tell to late."

"Plus, Bill Gates is the devil."

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/26/2007 11:28 PM

"I think mine is broken. It has a hole in it."

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/26/2007 11:34 PM

"When is the movie gonna start already? I've been staring at this thing for hours."

Snofferol 129 7
09/27/2007 02:01 PM

If you stare hard enough you get...

"Alice, through the looking-disc."

pram 80,728 42
09/27/2007 03:19 PM

"Why am I upside down?"

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
09/28/2007 12:35 PM

"Oh my gawd Ramona....his Coleridge was this wide"

Marjod 1,942 9
09/28/2007 01:31 PM

"Jenny, I can TOTALLY h4xx0r this disc".

Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/28/2007 03:01 PM

"Mirror, mirror, on the CD...Could there be anyone who's hotter than me?"

Sakon 595 9
09/29/2007 05:45 AM

The X-Box said it couldn't read the disc...neither can I

Beezus 160 5
09/29/2007 04:50 PM

Brunette: "Oh,my GAWD!It's Cindy Crawford!Can I have your autograph?..Hello?C-cindy?..What a snob!"

Blonde: "I *knew* that second tic-t

Pram 80,728 42
10/01/2007 05:37 PM

"Are you sure this will keep my boyfriend from chewing on his penis?"

Mount Beaver 558 5
10/02/2007 05:44 AM

Those girls look awfully seedy.

Mount Beaver 558 5
10/03/2007 02:43 AM

SEEDY! Get it!? Cause they're looking at C::BLAMO::

Anastasia 7 5
10/03/2007 06:02 AM

"There's this like... circle thingy? On my nose? I can't rub it off. Is it coming off?"

Anastasia 7 5
10/03/2007 06:02 AM

"New from Fox Entertainment: Hypo-Discs."

Anastasia 7 5
10/03/2007 06:03 AM

Oh, erk. That was supposed to be hypno*.

Dogs Akimbo 211,588 32
10/03/2007 12:29 PM

Yeah, that would've improved it.

bigfaketits 26 5
10/06/2007 04:47 PM

I didn't know diaphragms were so big! How does it fit inside?

Pubah 56,805 18
10/07/2007 09:36 AM

Dity model stares at it for hours, then asks, "When is the music going to come out?"

Jomskylark 5 5
10/07/2007 11:40 PM

"Oh my gawd! It's a mirror!"

Narrator: "When you're this desperate, you need help." "<insert brand name of beauty product> can help you with that.

Pram 80,728 42
10/08/2007 04:58 AM

"What's the name of this DVDA Cactus Sex DVD?"

"I don't know, I can't find the title on it anywhere."

I'm original, really 80 7
10/10/2007 10:45 AM

"Well they said we can watch our performance on these and see if we're happy. Jack keeps getting in the way though and my arm keeps shaking so I stopped holding it up after a few minutes."

periodically bloody grace 6,166 11
10/11/2007 07:26 AM

It's telling me to buuy the new Futurama DVD!

The British Guy 398 5
10/12/2007 05:47 PM

I would most certainly do that girl on the left.

Not a caption; just to let you know..

Nachos 57,521 23
10/12/2007 05:57 PM

You'd do the one on the right, even if that CD is hiding a bad case of leprosy.

The British Guy 398 5
10/12/2007 06:17 PM

I'd do the CD, if nobody were watching

The British Guy 398 5
10/12/2007 06:51 PM

I mean if the whole were bigger.... *cough*

The British Guy 398 5
10/12/2007 06:56 PM

damnit. 'hole'.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
10/12/2007 09:06 PM

How do these Magic Eye things work again?

happy clapper 68 5
10/12/2007 10:43 PM

Blonde: "Oh, darn these roots. Back to the salon..."