Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 04:01 PM

You get a fiver for "flopped out a tard".

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 04:02 PM

I'm pretty anti bumper sticker, but I'm seriously tempted by the "my kid beat up your honor student" one.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/05/2007 04:07 PM

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "Cops are nice" but it was done with a different color for each word. "Nice" was light-yellow (on a white background). I could read "cops are" from pretty far away, but I couldn't make out "nice" until I was right behind him at a stop sign.

I absolutely love the idea of the police aggressively tailgating him to find out what it says.

Dave - Now Hiring 52,827 16
10/05/2007 04:13 PM

W

Sexy, Classy, Bikini 62,262 18
10/05/2007 04:19 PM

I don't have a car, but I once stuck a sticker on my ass saying "Stop Staring At My Tits."


I'd stick that on my car bumper. Not much else though.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,459 56
10/05/2007 04:46 PM

PROUD mother of an Autistic Child.
Cody, we love you!

I imagine the mother giving birth to a second child later, and having to add a 2nd bumper sticker to prevent jealousy, so that it reads:

"PROUD mother of an Autistic Child... and of a normal one."

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 05:41 PM

What's the worst thing that you would put on your own?

Left bumper: I ♥my wife.

Center: I ♠my dog.

Right: I ♣ your cat.

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 05:41 PM

that was heart, spade, and club in order

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
10/05/2007 05:47 PM

Dear GAB: If you need to have that spelled out by Chickens, then you need your own 'tard bumper sticker.

Pram 80,728 42
10/05/2007 05:48 PM

DAAA DAA DURRDEE DOODEEE DARDEEE

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 05:48 PM

They are so small they are hard to read, you waste of baby batter.

Pram 80,728 42
10/05/2007 05:51 PM

<action>points two posts up</action>

That's how an Irish tard talks.

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 05:54 PM

We assumed anything following the name Pram was how an irish tard talked.

Pram 80,728 42
10/05/2007 06:16 PM

Ye bastard!

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2007 06:38 PM

Dear GAB: If you need to have that spelled out by Chickens, then you need your own 'tard bumper sticker.

Exactly, because it doesn't show up on a Macintosh!

So this is the most embarrassing thing to put on a bumper.

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
10/05/2007 07:13 PM

Um, I'm on a mac and I could read chicken's scratch.

BlaiseMilla 67,049 13
10/05/2007 07:16 PM

There's a guy I see every few weeks that has a bumper sticker that says, "Kansas, as bigoted as you thought it was."
It strikes me as a little hypocritical.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
10/05/2007 08:39 PM

Al, the more you post about your Mac hatred, the more I think the IT guys are Frost-ing with you.

Sarah anybody out there? 30,601 8
10/05/2007 08:45 PM

"If your riding my ass, at least pull my hair."

Chickens VonGoatherd 286,567 61
10/05/2007 08:56 PM

<action> pulls Sarah's hair

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2007 08:56 PM

Al, the more you post about your Mac hatred, the more I think the IT guys are Frost-ing with you.

I am the IT guy.

Dwight Fry 77,546 17
10/05/2007 09:15 PM

What amuses me is when people bitch about Windows, everyone agrees.

When someone bitches about a mac, mac users get defensive.

BlaiseMilla 67,049 13
10/05/2007 09:16 PM

I hate when people have the little apple sticker in their window. Like, you're really that passionate about it? Really?

Dave - Now Hiring 52,827 16
10/05/2007 09:23 PM

I'm rollin old school and I pwn you all.

Sarah anybody out there? 30,601 8
10/05/2007 09:31 PM

<action>glances behind here</action>

Where did you come from?

Tree Sap 57 6
10/05/2007 10:04 PM

As a Mac user... Yes, we really are that passionate.

Dwight Fry 77,546 17
10/05/2007 10:58 PM

passionate = stupid

Big Boobs Mcgee: Oracle to BobJohnson 6,369 10
10/05/2007 11:09 PM

I don't have a car, but I once stuck a sticker on my ass saying "Stop Staring At My Tits."

I have that as a pin, and I wear it right between my tits, so people have to activly stare at my tits to read it.

Dwight Fry 77,546 17
10/05/2007 11:17 PM

I'll stare at your tits if I want to.

happy clapper 68 5
10/06/2007 02:39 AM

What would you never want to see on someone else's car?

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

Dwight Fry 77,546 17
10/06/2007 04:08 AM

What would you never want to see on someone else's car?

Tawny Kitean.

I don't want to see her on anyone's car.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/06/2007 05:24 AM

...you'll not enjoy this then.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/06/2007 05:33 AM

....apart from its general intolerability.

Dwight Fry 77,546 17
10/06/2007 05:35 AM

Are there any other jokes you'd like to explain for the peanut gallery?

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
10/06/2007 06:04 AM

Most are crap, but I have a couple of bumper stickers I like:

If you don't like my diving - stay off the damn footpath!

FOX prides it self on it's good drivers.
If you have a problem with my driving please dial 1800 Frost ME.

CAUTION : Driver just doesn't give a damn Shakespeare.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/06/2007 06:04 AM

It made my cat laugh.

Spicey McHaggis 117,784 37
10/06/2007 10:21 AM

I am the IT guy.

Good thing I didn't post that your IT guy must be incompetent then, eh?

Pram 80,728 42
10/07/2007 03:51 PM

If you don't like my diving - stay off the damn footpath!


Was this posted on a pool?

Mr. Briham is the Green Man 38,843 10
10/08/2007 01:38 PM

Anyone who hasn't removed their "Bush '04" bumper sticker by now is probably regretting it.

Beezus 160 5
10/08/2007 08:54 PM

My nephew (by marriage) has autism,and the going policy is deny,deny,deny.Is there a bumper sticker that reads "Uuuuaaaaah!"?

I'll have that one,please.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/08/2007 09:01 PM

I don't know why everyone is always making from of autistic people.

Sure, you may not like bronze sculptures or ballet, but what about those pictures of dogs playing poker?

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
10/08/2007 09:05 PM

That depends. Were you nekked in those pictures Dogs?

Beezus 160 5
10/08/2007 09:16 PM

Saw a car coming out of Wally-world last night that had a "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker.Wasn't funny until I realised that the driver was obese and that her vehicle was leaning slightly to one side as a result.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/08/2007 09:18 PM

That depends. Were you nekked in those pictures Dogs?

No. But feel free to get nekked to enjoy the painting.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
10/08/2007 09:19 PM

Anyone who hasn't removed their "Bush '04" bumper sticker by now is probably regretting it.

I saw someone a few months ago with a Dole/Kent bunper sticker. Talk about carrying a grudge!

Robin® 14,626 10
10/08/2007 09:30 PM

My other ride is your mom.

Golden Words 977 9
10/09/2007 02:22 AM

Don't drink and drive. Accidents cause people.

Foxish Bob 44 6
05/25/2008 06:49 AM

<obligatory>

That depends. Were you nekked in those pictures Dogs?

No. But feel free to get nekked to enjoy the painting.

Worthless without pictures.
</obligatory>

Jepperoni 58,758 13
05/25/2008 08:52 AM

Tawny Kitean.

I don't want to see her on anyone's car.

I dated her nanny in the early 1990's. I never thought her to be all that hot and on top of everything, she was a raving bitch.

Daggy 86,705 14
05/25/2008 09:22 AM

I purposely ram any car that has frangipani stickers.



WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????!

Ravos is extremely hardcore 63,472 21
05/25/2008 12:52 PM

The people who have a bumper sticker that says "Navy".

Do they really want to advertise that badly that they have gay sex all day long?

Well, I guess Trixxie might be around.

Magnum P.I.quantrax 972 10
05/25/2008 07:52 PM

My mother is a special education teacher, she just got back from the Texas Special Olympics. Nothing is funnier than someone who has spent nearly 25 years in the field telling you about how spastic the victory dances are.

Thud 68,506 19
05/25/2008 07:54 PM

Please tell me that she videotaped the dance and is going to put them on YouTube.

The Magnificently Fantastic Ravos 63,472 21
05/26/2008 11:22 AM

Its already there. I think it looked like a mosh pit.

Hollis: emo hunter extraordinaire 7,284 14
05/27/2008 06:10 PM

I actually know someone who has a bumper sticker that reads "My Kid has an Extra Chromosome."

It probably causes car accidents because passing motorists laugh so hard at it.