Obese Deadite 3,430 6
10/10/2007 06:58 AM

Goatse

DinoExplosion 1,743 8
10/10/2007 07:16 AM

Quite easy really, brown sweats, white gloves, brown face paint, santa hat, and go around saying HI DEE HO! (feel free to use).

Was this for Halloween or a minstrel show?

Chit 178,088 15
10/10/2007 07:30 AM

OK, I'll post this one more time...

but only because you asked for it.

laolsen70 51 5
10/10/2007 07:37 AM

Wikipedia'd goatse. I'm getting this disturbing feeling coming over me. CheckingWayback machine...

laolsen70 51 5
10/10/2007 07:39 AM

Praise the Lord, There is a God! Me likey

Obese Deadite 3,430 6
10/10/2007 07:50 AM

Wait you had to wiki goatse.

Your new to the internet arent you.

Chit 178,088 15
10/10/2007 08:15 AM

You can always get a wheelbarrow and go as this dude.



That would just be nuts!

SquidBoy's Ghost 19,912 12
10/10/2007 09:00 AM

1. Go as a giant, walking penis.
B. No need to buy a costume!
$. Profit.

Sally 62,254 18
10/10/2007 10:27 AM

Tasteless Halloween costumes?


Dry, over processed beef? A big block of tofu? Glass of water?

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,171 40
10/10/2007 01:23 PM

Go as an abortion wearing a condom.

Fanged Vampire Chicken 282,028 58
10/10/2007 01:31 PM

<a href="http://risd.dailyjolt.com/albums/album354/pic10119.jpg
">You're welcome.</a>

Fanged Vampire Chicken 282,028 58
10/10/2007 01:31 PM

crap

BlaiseMilla 66,795 11
10/10/2007 02:05 PM

Wear a giant diaper and say you're Lisa Nowak.

periodically bloody grace 6,153 11
10/10/2007 05:25 PM

Cornholleo!

Dave - Now Hiring 52,810 16
10/10/2007 07:55 PM

One of my techs came in one year wearing a white shirt with a big yellow circle in the middle, and a pair of plastic horns on her head.

She was a deviled egg.

Coincidentally, I fired her.

Nachos 57,478 23
10/10/2007 08:37 PM

Wear a white jumpsuit, butcher several animals and cover yourself in their blood and organs.

Or you could always wear a costume.

Fanged Vampire Chickens 282,028 58
10/10/2007 08:41 PM

this might fit you better, however.

Fanged Vampire Chickens 282,028 58
10/10/2007 08:42 PM

Even better

Dismembered Ditdah 123,092 14
10/10/2007 08:42 PM

Dress in red, stick tampons and pads all over you, and ride around on a bike. (Or even better, a unicycle.)

You're the menstural cycle.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,092 14
10/10/2007 08:43 PM

I can't take credit for that, by the way. I saw it in college.

Nachos 57,478 23
10/10/2007 08:43 PM

If you take the complaints a lot of women seem to take about the way that men handle the clitoris and scale it up to match the size of the costume that girl's going to get punched in the face a lot.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,940 12
10/10/2007 09:06 PM

had a quick look in t'interweb.

One guy, a med student, dressed up in bloodied scrubs carrying a metal coathanger with a doll on the end.

Snorkatronic 45,631 12
10/10/2007 09:08 PM

Go as Jesus.

Get nailed.

BlaiseMilla 66,795 11
10/10/2007 09:11 PM

Put on blackface and carry a stuffed dog with it's head cut off and say you're Michael Vick.
Then have someone with a sign around their neck with, "NAACP" written on it stand next to you and call everyone racist.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,171 40
10/10/2007 09:59 PM

Go as Lynndie England.

The Jerk 6,291 9
10/10/2007 10:23 PM

Too awesome for words

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,171 40
10/10/2007 11:05 PM

Hey, it's Redbeard the pirate! I was wondering what happened to that guy.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
10/10/2007 11:16 PM

Awesome. This is just proving my point that almost everyone has a MySpace.

I was trying to see if the person who started this thread was on there so after a little bit of trying I figured let me try it as an e-mail address. The first domain I tried was correct (I won't post it because it's possibly personal information) but I found this.


He doesn't really need a costume.

laolsen70 51 5
10/11/2007 01:48 AM

Great Ideas, thanks for feedback!

Big Boobs Mcgee: Oracle to BobJohnson 6,369 10
10/11/2007 04:10 AM

Go as a tornado!

Wear grey, and with fishing line, attach little leggo people and trees and animals to you, then spin around!

I remember seeing it on the internet, might have been on here.

That which goes Thud in the night 66,695 17
10/11/2007 04:20 AM

Strip down, cover yourself with hot tar, roll in some feathers and go as a victim of racial violence.

Teenage Frankenstein 77,085 13
10/11/2007 04:49 AM

Cut off your head and go as the headless horseman.

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,113 25
10/11/2007 04:56 AM

I suspect that this year will see a lot of chubby bald guys dressed up as Britney Spears. When you see them, keep in mind they used to masturbat to her when she was on the Mickey Mouse Club.


Oh, and I'm sure we'll see pleanty of that youtube Britney Fan too. Any guys who go as him get a free one way ticket out of the closet.

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,113 25
10/11/2007 04:57 AM

On the other hand.. a fat guy britney and and a girl britney fan would make a pretty good couples costume.

Dianada 57,119 105
10/13/2007 05:30 PM

NO.

Pubah, As Godzilla 54,895 17
10/13/2007 05:39 PM

Go as a trash sack...a totally tasteless trash sack

Pubah, As Godzilla 54,895 17
10/13/2007 05:41 PM

Top Hat
Whits gloves
Dressed for action, lookin for love

They come runnin just as fast as they can

Cause every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man

Fanged Vampire Chicken 282,028 58
10/13/2007 08:49 PM

Pubah is the king of being the last to post in a thread everyone else had already given up.

Idk, my bff Frogpop? 173,113 25
10/13/2007 09:36 PM

Where do you think old threads go when we're done with them, if not Pubah's dumpster?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/13/2007 09:39 PM

Pubah is the king of being the last to post in a thread everyone else had already given up.

By posting that, it's like you went back in time and changed history.

King Pubah, Scary Potentate of Dead Threads 54,895 17
10/15/2007 05:54 AM

<action>Pulls up in a tricked out smokin DeLaurian...A Wealthy Black Inventor</action>

Damn, this thing really works. Who are you?