Get Your Spook Anh 11,158 14
10/11/2007 02:59 AM

Santa beats Jesus in a landslide.

A zombie stabbed me in the Phlanx 1,919 8
10/11/2007 03:17 AM

Tits VS Everything Else wasn't quite the crushing defeat I was expecting

That which goes Thud in the night 68,506 19
10/11/2007 03:19 AM

Someone was bound to do it eventually: Zug vs. HOB

Chit 178,781 15
10/11/2007 03:23 AM

Whitney is Wack!

A zombie stabbed me in the Phlanx 1,919 8
10/11/2007 03:27 AM

Seems John Lennon was wrong

The creepy Mailman reads your mail 176,459 56
10/11/2007 03:57 AM

And in round one, sex is more popular than God.

Not only that, but also this.

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
10/11/2007 04:00 AM

Our Boy Girl wins..

The creepy Mailman reads your mail 176,459 56
10/11/2007 04:09 AM

Some people might want to use this site to determine who will become the next American president ...

... but it might not be a good idea.

Teenage Frankenstein 77,546 17
10/11/2007 04:51 AM

Bill would beat her too.

National Rabble Advisory Level: Yellow 264 7
10/11/2007 05:17 AM

We're doomed.

Taco: Oracle at the right hand of HP 61,976 36
10/11/2007 05:57 AM

Uh oh, Kchiki!

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
10/11/2007 02:54 PM

I'm riding top tonight!

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
10/11/2007 02:56 PM

I never really thought otherwise, honestly.

Phucula 237,919 21
10/11/2007 03:12 PM

I'm throwing in the towel.

Hell's Belle 77,143 25
10/11/2007 03:29 PM

There is hope for us after all.

Scarecrows puke straw 98,010 37
10/11/2007 03:33 PM

I liked the old version better, which I believe showed punching. Why did they change it? Everyone likes punching. See.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 03:38 PM

Straw, you're thinking of Google Fight and you're right, it is better!

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/11/2007 03:43 PM

Thank God.

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/11/2007 03:46 PM

There's pretty much nothing I can beat in Google Battle.

I'm depressed.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 03:46 PM

These sites are obviously biased.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 03:48 PM

You beat the keyboard mash. Does that help at all?

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/11/2007 03:58 PM

w00t! The lesbian beats the amphibian by a nose!

This means I get the hottie, right?

Dismembered Ditdah 123,110 14
10/11/2007 03:58 PM

Not really, but thanks for trying Sally!

Dianada 57,835 109
10/11/2007 05:48 PM

Come to me, Ditdah!

Aphrodite 2,261 13
10/11/2007 06:04 PM

Apparantly most of us are playing for the losing team.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/11/2007 07:12 PM

Wow...Who knew?

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/11/2007 07:23 PM

"Daniel, you would have won if they hadn't cheated."

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
10/11/2007 11:16 PM

Who would have thought?

That which goes Thud in the night 68,506 19
10/11/2007 11:19 PM

Let's say I'm not shocked.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/11/2007 11:41 PM

A lot closer than I thought.

Teenage Frankenstein 77,546 17
10/12/2007 12:02 AM

Skippy succumbs to blue balls.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 01:08 AM

One orb??!!! Frost you, Karate movie haters.

Phla's fuckin scary 131,068 34
10/12/2007 01:45 AM

Right. We hate... the karate movies...

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/12/2007 02:17 AM

THIS JUST IN: I hate Phla.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
10/12/2007 03:28 AM

This just in: Spic beats Mick!

Phucula 237,919 21
10/12/2007 03:33 AM

I was into it before it got so popular.

asswip'e 51 5
10/12/2007 03:51 AM

priest nails altar boy

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 04:24 AM

Call it what you want, you're still Frostin' bald.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 04:39 AM

Video games don't just kick reading a book's ass, they're also SATANIC!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/12/2007 05:08 AM

Nice try, Taco.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 05:25 AM

Heh, BIG's still got excercise beat.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 02:39 PM

That's fine, we don't need you. We don't need any of you!!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 02:50 PM

<action>one more</action>

Wow...

Nachos 57,521 23
10/12/2007 02:53 PM

That doesn't make you any less of a deviant.

Hell's Belle 77,143 25
10/12/2007 03:38 PM

Take that, you soccermomming bastard!

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 04:10 PM

That doesn't make you any less of a deviant.

Them's fappin' words!

Bride of Frankenfurter Rockstar Drama Queen! 171,275 14
10/12/2007 04:16 PM

Rockin or tick tockin?

Bride of Frankenfurter Rockstar Drama Queen! 171,275 14
10/12/2007 04:17 PM

The Big fight of the week:

Chance vs. Sage

Landslide.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/12/2007 05:43 PM

You've got to be Frostin' kidding me.