Chit 178,781 15
10/11/2007 05:07 PM

Happy Birthday Pickle Lady

Scarecrows puke straw 98,010 37
10/11/2007 05:16 PM

You are hot, so I'm sure most people here would be very happy to deal with it.

Happy Birthday!

So did you construct your pickle costume?

Bride of Frankenfurter Rockstar Drama Queen! 171,275 14
10/11/2007 05:17 PM

Happy Birthday hot stuff! I dont think Ive ever talked to you but youre okay by me! Smile and leave your problems behind you!

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 05:18 PM

Everyone wants to be like you Chance, even if it means starting their own birthday thread.


Happy birthday nippy kitty. Hope it improves.

Bride of Frankenfurter Rockstar Drama Queen! 171,275 14
10/11/2007 05:21 PM

YEAH! 2 Frost-ing years in a row! Thanks for reminding me! I thought you guys loved me! Hit it and quit it bitches.

No, I'm not bitter.

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 05:22 PM

I have the blue prints and everything... too bad stupid foam is ridiculously expensive around here. It would have cost me about 200 bucks for the foam alone.

So the pickle is still on, just in installments. So hopefully it will be fully constructed by next Halloween.

This year I've settled on a sheriff costume.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 05:22 PM

I'd lick you to find out, but I don't want to turn this chick's birthday thread into a lesbian love-fest that isn't even about her.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 05:23 PM

That was to Chance. About being bitter. But whatever works I guess.

Bride of Frankenfurter Rockstar Drama Queen! 171,275 14
10/11/2007 05:24 PM

Have you seen her myspace? She is totally allowed to play our lesbian love games.

Phucula 237,919 21
10/11/2007 05:27 PM

Happy birthday, chica.

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 05:28 PM

Aw you guys are actually being nice. Thanx, I'm feeling better already.

I was expecting everyone to shower me with comments on how lame I am.
























Cue lame comments in 3...2...1...and go!

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 05:30 PM

Have you seen her myspace? She is totally allowed to play our lesbian love games.


I dunno, after all that talk of pickles. . . I don't much care for the taste of pickles. But you two can go on ahead without me if you like!

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 05:38 PM

Whoa, I get invitations to lesbian love on my birthday? I'm honored.

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 05:41 PM

I meant to say love games...either way...whoa.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/11/2007 05:42 PM

Can we see those happy birthday boobies now?

Chit 178,781 15
10/11/2007 05:52 PM

WOW, Great call on the Sheriff's costume.

Some day you will put on some weight like the rest of us and the $200 will seem like money well spent.

Till then.... keep pushin sexy.


(guys wouldn't even attend costume parties if all the women went in foam*)



*With the exception of shave cream, whipped cream, and that spermicidal crap.

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 05:57 PM

Birthday boobies!

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 05:59 PM

While the party hats are a cute touch, I think this board has had more than enough of Blue Footie Boobie.

Sally 62,262 18
10/11/2007 06:01 PM

Footie, Footed. Whateva. Y'all knew who I was talking about.

periodically bloody grace 6,166 11
10/11/2007 06:04 PM

Happy Day!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/11/2007 06:07 PM

Happy Birthday, pinttac.

If you are lame, I hope it's because excessive birthday sex has caused one of your legs to fall asleep.

Fanged Vampire Chickens 286,572 61
10/11/2007 06:16 PM

In the spirit of not giving favoritism to hot chicks who show up on Gab and leap in expecting special treatment,

bugger off, twit.



(I never would have had a chance with her anyway.)

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 06:29 PM

I've been around for a while now. Don't hate... masturbate.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/11/2007 07:07 PM

Happy Birthday, whoever you are!

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
10/11/2007 07:14 PM

I'm not offering any lesbian love, because I'm not a lesbian. Also, Chance has my heart. And, well, Ditdah too. Oh! And Bikini!!111! Lila and Kchicki - even though they're knocked up, that's only temporary. Plus, I don't want to forget Dianada.




Oh, happy birthday and stuff.

The creepy Mailman reads your mail 176,459 56
10/11/2007 07:21 PM

I'm not offering any lesbian love, because I can't.

Happy birthday.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/11/2007 07:38 PM

I've got the onion.



Hah hah!

Hell's Belle 77,143 25
10/11/2007 08:58 PM

Happy Birthday, cattnip. Hope things improve and you enjoy the rest of your day!

Count Vlademir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/11/2007 09:04 PM

If I post scandalous photos of myself will people like me, too?

Hell's Belle 77,143 25
10/11/2007 09:06 PM

I already like you, but, hey, scandalous pictures could only help.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/11/2007 09:07 PM

I don't know you, so I don't care, and no one I know has told me to care.


So I hope some one rapes you, but doesn't call you in the morning.

Count Vlademir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/11/2007 09:15 PM

So I hope some one rapes you, but doesn't call you in the morning.

No, I'm not going to GABlanta.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/11/2007 09:17 PM

The internet has turned you into a faggot.

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 09:28 PM

I leave for a hour and come back to raping and scandalous photos. Why all the hateration?

Meh.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/11/2007 09:45 PM

I have no idea who you are, either. But I see you're a hot chick, and you haven't pissed me off yet, so Happy Birthday.

Wanna make out?

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/11/2007 10:01 PM

Heh thanx. I'm not really a fan of pissing people off, we can go make out now.

That which goes Thud in the night 68,506 19
10/11/2007 11:10 PM

Happy Birthday Cattnip.

Sorry, no lesbian love here either.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/11/2007 11:33 PM

Hey Ditdah and Chance, since you seem to like this person, should I?

Also, Chance, whatever happened with that thing, at that place, with that other thing, and those people?

Pubah, As Godzilla 56,805 18
10/11/2007 11:45 PM

Is it really your birthday,

or

You just had a bad day and need a group hug?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/11/2007 11:51 PM

Um, Pubah, dispite all my racially insensitive comments, I do appreciate your contributions on GAB. That being said, do you really think anyone would want a group hug from this band of insignificant, self-loathing shut-ins that only get contact with the outside world through the internet?

Pubah, As Godzilla 56,805 18
10/11/2007 11:55 PM

<action>Holds his arms out THIS WIDE</action>

Looks like the Big Irish One needs a Pubah squeeze!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/11/2007 11:58 PM

Great, now I smell like unemployment and welfare.

Pubah, As Godzilla 56,805 18
10/11/2007 11:59 PM

Probably an improvement over Guinnes and dime store smellum sweet

Teenage Frankenstein 77,546 17
10/11/2007 11:59 PM

Happy Birthday, pickle Froster

Pubah, As Godzilla 56,805 18
10/12/2007 12:01 AM

Pickle Frosting

kill two birds with one stone

Black Cattnip crosses your path 795 6
10/12/2007 01:06 AM

Hey everyone, thanks for the good wishes. Turns out my good friend is actually throwing me a birthday shindig tonight so I'm feeling much better. And I must say all of you did brighten my day...well, for the most part anyway.



May a thousand camels give birth on your lawns.




*Oh and Pubah, I will accept this group hug you speak of....but only if I get to feel someone up.*

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/12/2007 01:08 AM

Hey Ditdah and Chance, since you seem to like this person, should I?

BIG, I can't tell you, because I didn't even know this person existed until this thread.

It's hard to pay attention to your surroundings from inside a whiskey fog.

Count Vlademir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/12/2007 01:10 AM

My friends and family forgot my birthday two years in a row.

...Happy Birthday to meeeeeee...

Pubah, As Godzilla 56,805 18
10/12/2007 01:19 AM

Consider it Done NipplyCat...


Consider it done

Bride of Frankenfurter Rockstar Drama Queen! 171,275 14
10/12/2007 01:27 AM

Hey Ditdah and Chance, since you seem to like this person, should I?

I dont know as I didnt know she existed until this thread either. I felt bonded with her when she started her own birthday thread and shes hot, so that helps too. I was also under the influence of xanax which makes me a nice caring person.

The other stuff you axed I will answer in YIM. I also owe you something me thinks.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/12/2007 02:12 AM

I am not at home right now. Email all correspondence to the email you already have for me.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/13/2007 01:24 PM

If I post scandalous photos of myself will people like me, too?

I already like you, but, hey, spelling Vladimir right could only help.

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/13/2007 03:22 PM

I already like you, but, hey, spelling Vladimir right could only help.

Touch, salesman.

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/13/2007 03:23 PM

In my defense, I had a bunny when I was a kid named Professor Vlademir Bunnikins, and he spelled it with an "e."

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/13/2007 04:41 PM

Damnit! Outspelled by a bunny.