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Use that expired Condom
A comedy conversation by asswip'e 51 5
10/17/2007 03:10 AM 233 views

Y'know, that 2 year old condom in your wallet with a ripped wrapper. Might as well open it up and start a fire

It's obviously not being used to fire up that sex life.

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Use that expired Condom

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(Funniest: Cracka,Lt. Rev. Dr. Suhypa ESQ.,Chit)


Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710267
Lt. Rev. Dr. Suhypa ESQ. 5,547 9
10/17/2007 03:18 AM

Judging from this guy's site, that's the only condom he will ever use.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710268
Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/17/2007 04:05 AM

That's the reason that some sites that sell the clear contact juggling balls have a warning to keep them out of direct sunlight, becuase it will do that if left out there.


thanks for the link

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710269
Cracka 68,758 11
10/17/2007 04:21 AM

Silly n00b, none of the men on gab use condoms. You can't get your hand pregnant.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710272
Chit 178,781 15
10/17/2007 05:05 AM

It's interesting how he doesn't mention if you could just use the clear 16 oz. clear plastic squeeze water bottle needed to fill the condom with water instead.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710273
Chit 178,781 15
10/17/2007 05:57 AM

I can't wait to see a resourceful local crack fiend torching up his crack pipe with a big piss filled condom.

In fact I'm pretty sure I got a Webelos* badge for that back in the late 70s...



*acronym for "We-Be-Loyal Scouts"

 

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/17/2007 08:02 AM

Judging from this guy's site, that's the only condom he will ever use.

That's only because he chews on the other ones like gum.

 

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Obese Deadite 3,430 7
10/17/2007 08:04 AM

I blame beldar for my adiction to chewing condoms.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710297
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/17/2007 08:23 AM

Is Beldar a nicotine patch?

 

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Obese Deadite 3,430 7
10/17/2007 08:27 AM

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/conehead.gif

 

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Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/17/2007 08:30 AM

Mmmmm, condamns.