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A comedy conversation by BlaiseMilla 67,049 13
10/19/2007 01:35 PM 594 views

I didn't really want to start a thread about this, but I need a new screen name. The guy that works opposite me is always looking over at my computer when he talks to me, and because my screen name is very similar to my real name I don't want him to read my Shakespeare.
Anyway- I'm not good at making up stupid names. I need suggestions. Something simple- and just to save you time: douchebag, asswipe, douchewipe, doucheass, Frostface, faggotstar, dickface, and Shakespeareforbrains have all been taken into consideration already.
Gratuitous orbs available for suggestions.

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Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710732
Scarecrows puke straw 98,015 37
10/19/2007 01:41 PM

Considering that my screen name when I first came on was Loociam Yofada, I don't think I'll be making any suggestions.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710735
The Lovely Daggy 86,705 14
10/19/2007 01:44 PM

Try Heather Busty redhead, it worked for me and was the main reason I was never flamed.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710739
Fanged Vampire Chickens 286,572 61
10/19/2007 01:47 PM

Since your name changes three times a day, how could he ever figure it out without a mouseover?

 

Funny 7 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710742
KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 128,349 98
10/19/2007 01:54 PM

"Indecisive"?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710745
Tweak 18,881 12
10/19/2007 02:06 PM

Wedgiethon
Sparkie
Pedro
Krill Harvester
Krill
Dirty Dog
Retrograde
Spanky the Lovable Shark
Twisted Nips
The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Blaise
Lennie Lamb
Snail of Destiny

You could put your first name after the name of the country you're from, like AussieSarah actually that's a Shakespeare idea.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710748
Fratberry 283,028 53
10/19/2007 02:25 PM

How about BigGayFancyMan?

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710750
Fratberry 283,028 53
10/19/2007 02:26 PM

Because, you know, I'm not using it anymore.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710751
Zolton in the Sky with Doofuses 88,205 34
10/19/2007 02:29 PM

How about doucheface?

You didn't mention doucheface. Have you thought about doucheface?

I'm just saying -- "doucheface". It has a nice ring to it.

(Bagass or stardick could work, too. I'm just here to help.)

 

Funny 6 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710754
BlaiseMilla 67,049 13
10/19/2007 02:40 PM

I would use BigGayFancyMan, but my penis is so small.

 

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BIaiseMilla 176,459 56
10/19/2007 03:03 PM

because my screen name is very similar to my real name I don't want him to read my Shakespeare.

You've said too much.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710768
BlaiseMilla is not amused 619 6
10/19/2007 03:08 PM

That is just not funny.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710769
Captain Skippy, birthday boy toy 41,253 13
10/19/2007 03:08 PM

How about just BLAH, that's how I read it now anyways because I'm too lazy to sound it out.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710773
Sally 62,262 18
10/19/2007 03:11 PM

Mine's a song I used to like.




Well, when I'm not dressed up for Halloween that is.



For your name: change it to your nosy coworker's name.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710776
Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
10/19/2007 03:15 PM

How about Bin Laden?


 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710779
Count Fezigula 3,711 7
10/19/2007 03:26 PM

Bald Grumpy Monkey works well.

Or better PMS'ing woman who hates it when inconsiderate pricks look over their shoulder and don't mind their own business, and who wish to get Bobbetized.

The first is shorter but doesn't have the pizazz of the second one.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710798
ima sage's invisible woman 2,940 6
10/19/2007 04:41 PM

just lil'ol me in a cubicle has a nice ring to it.

 

Hilarious 25 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710805
Hell's Belle 77,143 25
10/19/2007 05:06 PM

Well, I tried taking the letters of your current name and rearranging them to make a new name for you.

Here is what I came up with:

I Smell Labia


 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710807
Fratberry 283,028 53
10/19/2007 05:26 PM

Awesome.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710808
BlaiseMilla 67,049 13
10/19/2007 05:27 PM

I like that a lot Shelle, but I'm thinking I might just steal your idea and go with BillSalamie.

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710816
Fratberry 283,028 53
10/19/2007 05:51 PM

I also like...

I be ill Lamas
Labial Slime
Labial Smile

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710817
Brat Fryer 283,028 53
10/19/2007 05:53 PM

Oh hells yeah.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710854
ima sage's invisible woman 2,940 6
10/19/2007 08:53 PM

Job well done Bill when can we expect your first feature adult film.

 

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Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/19/2007 08:56 PM

MlaiseBilla

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1710882
The Sage on an Express Elevator to HELL! 36,465 8
10/19/2007 10:02 PM

Sage to ale fest. I always liked that one.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1711039
King Pubah, Scary Potentate of Dead Threads 56,805 18
10/20/2007 08:25 PM

"Carrie, Destroyer of Screen Peekers"

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1711044
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/20/2007 09:15 PM

Bald Grumpy Monkey works well.

Nah, Demo already has that one.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1711263
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 80,728 42
10/22/2007 07:13 AM

Oh, that's just his avatar...

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1711289
Phucula 237,919 21
10/22/2007 01:53 PM

Bismilla.

No!

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1711532
Hey There Trixxie Ghoul 65,026 15
10/23/2007 12:46 PM

Turd Eater

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1711538
Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/23/2007 01:18 PM

Inblaisenito.


It's Italian, I think.