Obese Deadite 3,430 7
10/21/2007 10:07 PM

Can you walk a dead dog.

Cause i drag mine.

Chit 178,781 15
10/21/2007 10:18 PM

He was eating and drinking fine, just very very quiet and not playful at all. Well this morning I wake up to my son screaming that the dog is dead.



Maybe it was the Twinkie Chow?

Phla's fuckin scary 131,068 34
10/21/2007 10:33 PM

We named him Prince and he is/was 9 weeks old.

This is the best sentence I have ever read.

Chit 178,781 15
10/21/2007 10:38 PM

Now he's, The dog, formerly known as Prince.

Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/21/2007 10:45 PM

You fail the apositive.

Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/21/2007 10:46 PM

I failed the spelling of appositive.

The Sage on an Express Elevator to HELL! 36,465 8
10/21/2007 10:52 PM

<action>starts to sing</action>Dead puppies,
Dead puppies,
Dead puppies aren't much fun....


They don't come
When you call
They don't chase
Squirrels at all....

Dead puppies aren't much fun...

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
10/21/2007 11:01 PM

baste in olive oil, flour and spices...


350 for 1.5 hours.....


Hmmm Goood.......

Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/21/2007 11:07 PM

What's the difference between a dead puppy and an apple?

























You don't fill the apple with semen before you eat it.

Phla's fuckin scary 131,068 34
10/21/2007 11:49 PM

SAYS YOU.

Phla's fuckin scary 131,068 34
10/21/2007 11:49 PM

...what? Something on my chin?

Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/21/2007 11:50 PM

Getout! You disgust me.




















AppleFrosters are sick people.

Chit 178,781 15
10/21/2007 11:55 PM

You've obviously never HAD a hot apple pie!!

Demonfire You 1,039 8
10/22/2007 12:03 AM

a la mode?

Undies, about to be a mommy again! 101,398 77
10/22/2007 12:14 AM

Spicey and I went to his family reunion this weekend, and it wasn't the best of times, that's for damn sure. However, this thread happens to be the first one I've read since returning home, and all I can say is - I love you GAB.

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/22/2007 12:15 AM

Jesus Christ, that's awful. Do you want one of our dogs? We have too many. You can have the annoying goddamn Sheltie that my grandparents dumped on us. His name is Chance, actually... but the similarities end there. He barks constantly and he bites. Well, I don't know if you bite, Chance, but he doesn't bite in the good way like I'm guessing you would.

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/22/2007 12:31 AM

Now he's, The dog, formerly known as Prince.

Frost-ing. Awesome.

By the way, get a cat. Cats never die. THEY. NEVER. Frost-ing. DIE.

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/22/2007 12:32 AM

EVAR.

Fanged Vampire Chicken 286,572 61
10/22/2007 12:59 AM

You're not trying hard enough.

9 iron?

Nachos 57,521 23
10/22/2007 01:05 AM

Or an M80 and some lube.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/22/2007 01:07 AM

For the last time Frat, I will not take any of your cats!

I already have 3!

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/22/2007 02:02 AM

<serious>

Most likely the necropsy will show that the puppy had Parvo. It hits puppies very quickly and because it doeShakespeare that quickly it's almost impossible to treat in a dog that young.

If your other new dog came from the same people you need to have it tested for heartworm. While the two conditions aren't related, if we see one at a breeder we'll often times see the other one as well.

</serious>

Obese Deadite 3,430 7
10/22/2007 02:40 AM

Maybe the puppy had the SIDS

Humphrey 51,764 12
10/22/2007 07:20 AM

Wouldn't that be SPDS?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/22/2007 11:30 AM

At least you guys don't wind up with strays.

Last Saturday, somebody dropped off a dog, there was evidence of a collar, and somebody fed and trained her, so now looks like I have a fourth dog in the pack.

I live right outside of the city near the innerstate, so people drop off animals every now and then instead of being responsible and taking them to the humane society.

OH SHIT! 8,390 9
10/22/2007 12:03 PM

All you people complaining about taking in stray cats and dogs - keep this in mind...
When I was 13, my family moved into a new home in a new subdivison. One block from our home was still acrage.
One afternoon, I saw someone loading a horse onto a horse float. I asked where they were taking it. They were selling the land and no longer wanted the horse so were having it put down.
Fast forward 20 mins...
I arrive home to out tiny 1/5th acre block with my new pet horse.
The previous month I had brought home a stray dog, a pregnant cat [who then had six kittens and due to dual functioning overies was pregnant again], a rabbit, and a galah.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
10/22/2007 01:11 PM

Once, when I was thirteen or so, I no longer wanted my sister.

Why was having her put down not an option? No fair.

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
10/22/2007 09:17 PM

Wouldn't that be SPDS?

SPUDS?

the dog had Potatoes?


really kinky Shakespeare going on here...

Phucula 237,919 21
10/22/2007 09:22 PM

CHUDS.

Watch out. They'll take them puppies when you ain't looking.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/22/2007 10:01 PM

Buttercup

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/22/2007 10:07 PM

OH! I cant forget my kitty wittys!

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
10/22/2007 10:09 PM

Weiners!

Sorry about your kid's puppy, Chance. At least they gave you a replacement.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
10/22/2007 10:10 PM

Holy crap, you have a kitler!

Chit 178,781 15
10/22/2007 10:12 PM

Pictures of Chance's Kitty!!


The last thing I expected to see was three Frost-ing cats!

Chit 178,781 15
10/22/2007 10:15 PM

For that matter, I was hoping for better Buttercups too...




Actually, both of youse guy's doggies are adorable.


The cats...not so much, but that's just me.

Cracka 68,758 11
10/22/2007 10:26 PM

So what was the sad part?

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/22/2007 10:26 PM

The grey cat is 16 years old, in cat years that makes her older than you!

Give her the props she deserves Chit! Look into her furry little kitty eyes and tell her shes not the cutest wittle kitty ever.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/22/2007 10:27 PM

CRACKALACKALACKALACKA!!!!!

Cracka 68,758 11
10/22/2007 10:29 PM

Yes. I live.







































Unlike the poor puppy you killed.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/22/2007 10:32 PM

I blame Buttercup. I think she secretly poisoned the puppy because she wanted me to come back and rescue her. She will fit in well here.

Scarecrows puke straw 98,015 37
10/22/2007 10:46 PM

I was getting pissed off at y'all for depressing me with your sad stories, but then you posted pics, so all is forgiven. Especially since they weren't pics of the dead pets.

Chance, Buttercup is adorable and definitely has a rascally look on her face. There may be merit to your theory.

King Pubah, Scary Potentate of Dead Threads 56,805 18
10/23/2007 12:46 AM

Oh Shakespeare is Ellie Mae Clampet!

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,792 15
10/23/2007 01:00 AM

Taco, this animal porn has gone far enough!!!!

King Pubah, Scary Potentate of Dead Threads 56,805 18
10/23/2007 01:05 AM

Bow chika BOW WOW!

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/23/2007 01:59 PM

Oh, sure, your pets are cute.

But both my cat and my bird do imitations of famous people.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/23/2007 02:48 PM

Those are both dogs, Dogs.

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/23/2007 06:02 PM

Cats never die. THEY. NEVER. Frost-ing. DIE.

Funny thing about this, the cat in our family with the hypertrophic cardiomyopathy had a small stroke about an hour after I typed this. One eye was completely dilated and the other one wasn't and her face looked kinda contorted for a while. Well, after 3cc's of Karo Syrup, a baby aspirin and a pepcid that night, I took her to the vet the next morning and she was doing much better. The vet said she either had a small stroke or just a potassium deficiency, which was indicated by the bloodwork. But she's fine now.

Not bad for a cat that nine months ago was given six months to live.

SEE???

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/23/2007 06:05 PM

Awww Frat, I am glad she is okay now. Didja see my kitties? Want one?

Hell's Belle 77,143 25
10/23/2007 06:23 PM

We have a 12 year-old gray cat that looks exactly like Chance's. My daughter wants a dog, but we told her that the cat is too old to learn to get along with a dog, and that maybe we can get a dog after the cat dies.

She has since asked me every morning, "Is Mouser gonna die today?"

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/23/2007 06:37 PM

Jackie (my grey beauty) is 16 and she doesnt look a day over 5.

Millie 116,988 28
10/23/2007 08:07 PM

WAHHHH!

I miss her! Even Eric (daisypie) was upset that I got rid of her.

But the other two cats are happy, so I guess that's good.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/23/2007 08:16 PM

Stray animals, blah blah blah. I'm way past that. I've got two stray human beings living here now. They feed and clean up after themselves, and neither one has pissed, Shakespeare or puked on a carpet (yet).

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/23/2007 08:25 PM

They feed and clean up after themselves, and neither one has pissed, Shakespeare or puked on a carpet (yet).

Um.. didnt your wife just have a baby? You must have super sperm if that lil baby is already feeding and cleaning up after herself.

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 128,349 98
10/23/2007 08:39 PM

My Evie, the recent wanderer.

Meesa, he who strikes fear into the hearts of lizards and bugs.

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 128,349 98
10/23/2007 08:44 PM

Oh! And my friend's Beagle, Radio!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/23/2007 09:55 PM

Chance, the baby is not a stray. She was home-bred.

Aside from my three biological children, I have a 19-year-old bootleg foster son living here, and my sister-in-law's 15-year-old daughter's temporary residence with us seems to have no end in sight. Thus the strays.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/24/2007 02:55 AM

Those are both dogs, Dogs.

That's not a dog.

That's a dog.

Filly 39,193 20
10/24/2007 03:03 AM

This is random, but I don't really care all that much. This apparently is the active thread at the moment, so here is where I will announce my Halloween costume. I'm gonna be a naughty school girl! I'm excited. Everyone's gotta be a slut once on Halloween, right?

Oh, and a dog isn't a dog if my cat can kick your dog's ass. And I still need to get ferret pics up so you can see them, Dianada! His name is Shakespeare Goliath Peabody V. We call him Heff for short, 'cause he gets all the ladies to play with him every night. Bow chicka bow wow!

That which goes Thud in the night 68,506 19
10/24/2007 03:10 AM

Is that your puppy, Dogs?

Phla's fuckin scary 131,068 34
10/24/2007 03:26 AM

That's what's left of him, yeah.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
10/24/2007 12:40 PM

Alas, that is the late, great Alexander Ivanovich Sharikov, aka Sasha.



And the neighbor who used to mow his lawn at 7:00 a.m. on Sundays.

Undies, in process 101,398 77
10/24/2007 01:20 PM

Yay Filly! I was a naughty school girl a few years ago too! I think I speak for a lot of people here when I say - take lots of pictures!

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 128,349 98
10/24/2007 01:34 PM

I end up being a slut on Halloween every year, pretty much. (Latent issues?) This year, hubby and I are going to be "White Trash Pregnant Britney and K-Fed".

The Britney outfit is horrendous and the K-Fed outfit is over-the-top. Pictures will be forthcoming.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/24/2007 01:57 PM

Update: I have kept Buttercup alive 100% longer than Prince.

Thats a plus.

Filly 39,193 20
10/25/2007 03:04 AM

Oh. There will be pictures. Never you worry. And yes, they will probably get posted somewhere so you priveleged ones can see them.

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/25/2007 04:26 AM

It seems that the popular thing to do on Halloween is make your costume as slutty as possible... but being as I'm going as Spock, I don't see how this could be done... or maybe I just don't want to see how this could be done.

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/25/2007 05:01 PM

My dog thread has been hot Filly jacked.

I'm okay with this.

Filly 39,193 20
10/25/2007 05:34 PM

Yeah dude. Every now and then I feel the need to remind you guys I'm still alive.

Scarecrows puke straw 98,015 37
10/25/2007 05:37 PM

Cinderblock, you could paste a pair of fake eyeballs onto the back of your pants. When people ask about them, reply, "Those are Kirk's eyes, they're always glued to my ass."

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/25/2007 06:45 PM

Straw- I would SO do that, except that I can't be Spock anymore. I wasn't thinking and I dyed my hair purple. I can't be Spock with purple hair! Maybe next year when my hair is dark again.

Any ideas out there for purple-haired costumes?

Robin© 14,626 10
10/25/2007 06:46 PM

Purple haired pregnant alien, go around the party asking if anyone had seen captain kirk.

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,578 25
10/25/2007 06:49 PM

"Kirk, you bastard! You told me we didn't need a condom because our species can't reproduce!"

*sob*

"Oh, and thanks for the Romulan herpes, Emerson!"

Robin© 14,626 10
10/25/2007 06:51 PM

Exactly

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
10/25/2007 08:25 PM

They also gave me a new free dog.

Free and dog?
together in the same sentence?
that doesn't make any sense.
are you sure the Doberman didn't starve to death?

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/25/2007 08:32 PM

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME!

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/25/2007 08:37 PM

Was I right? Did I win? What do I win?

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/25/2007 08:38 PM

<action> Hands Frat a cat</action>

CONGRATS!

Bride of Franke][\][ furter Rockstar Quee][\][ ! 171,275 14
10/25/2007 08:39 PM

Oh wow! I want to write a kids book now.

Title: The Frat and the Cat!

Fratberry 283,028 53
10/25/2007 08:41 PM

The little known follow-up to "Cat in the Frat" and "Frat in the Cat".

The Sage on an Express Elevator to HELL! 36,465 8
10/25/2007 09:11 PM

That's just useless without pictures sick, Frat!