I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:21 PM

Ima
Reasons for sucking: Utter lack of grammar is disturbing and annoying. Seems to be completely clueless to what could be even considered remotely hilarious. Is actually Frost-ing Sage.
Pros: Is keeping Sage busy, thereby siphoning the "creepy neighbor" out of GAB.

A zombie bit, chewed and clawed me in the Phlanx 1,919 8
10/28/2007 11:22 PM

Were the first two official?

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:22 PM

That kick in the junk is MINE, bitches!

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:23 PM

Sure. I'm sure there's plenty more that can be said about both of them though.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:28 PM

Skippy
Reasons for sucking: Fights with Lila and Millie, a paradox to even the most ignorant of fools. Has perhaps the most indignant, self-righteous attitude on GAB. Doesn't eat meat, but might suck it.
Pros: Unlike most of the other nominees, has the capacity to be funny (just doesn't use it too often). Sticks to his guns no matter how insane they may be. Was not recalled for salmonella contamination.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:30 PM

I agree.

Hey Taco, can I granny-knot you to a rubber tree and pull it back so that it sproings you off into the sunset?

Ima 2,940 6
10/28/2007 11:31 PM

What a suprise. Is there an award for the most angry/hating gabber?

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:32 PM

Yeah, I get to kick the winner/loser from this thread in the junk.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:34 PM

Yeah, IMA, there is such an award, and the GABber who has it is a lawyer at McDonald's.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:38 PM

Hey Taco, if I lose, could you kick me in the junk so hard that I burp my balls?

That's Why She Screamed 26,020 24
10/28/2007 11:39 PM

Ima

Reason's for Sucking:

Comes into GAB thinking she's the Shakespeare plus a bag of chips and that she'll instantly be accepted because her fiance is the very creep we were trying to get rid of.

Thinks being with Sage is something impressive.

Her arm looks like a Christmas ham.

Thinks she actually has something to contribute here, but really isn't doing her job well enough, as Sage is still posting.

Has a grand total of less than 300 orbs under belt.

Her internet grammer is so confusing you need a decoder ring.

Pros:

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/28/2007 11:40 PM

None, NONE of you people would have let me sit at your lunch table in high school, so you all suck.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:42 PM

I would have let you sit under my lunch table, Dogs. And beg.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:43 PM

None, NONE of you people would have let me sit at your lunch table in high school, so you all suck.

The only person I ever told to get the Frost away from me at lunch in high school was the sped trying to sell me one of those Jerry's Kids shamrocks while I was trying to enjoy my nachos in peace.

Phucula 237,453 20
10/28/2007 11:43 PM

Skippy's more like a hall of famer. Same with Werehamster.

Ima definitely tops it right now. Unfathomable idiocy combined with Shakespearety taste, grammar, a singular lack of funny. If the award is a meteor on the head, she's got my vote.

Ditdah 123,092 14
10/28/2007 11:43 PM

I rarely hate other GABbers. I don't even hate Pram, and I think he's funny sometimes.

But right now I am pretty close to hating Ima. I don't think I've ever been so annoyed at someone else so quickly. She's annoying, over-entitled, bitchy, and I haven't seen her even attempt to be funny. So right now I know who I'd vote for.

Can I volunteer to count the votes?

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:45 PM

Only if you're biased.

Ditdah 123,092 14
10/28/2007 11:48 PM

I'll count them as well as the last two presidential elections were.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:48 PM

Ooo, another good entry idea Al.

Wherehampster
Reason he/she/it sucks: Has the highest number of threads started to lack of orbs received ratio in all of GAB. Has never posted anything of value, much less humorous value, ever.
Pros: GAB's first tranny?

Aussie Sarah
Reasons she sucks: Besides her pathological need for attention, only shows up to complain about other people and make cracks at Foye. Did I mention her complete pathological need for attention?
Pros: Isn't Ima.

Phucula 237,453 20
10/28/2007 11:48 PM

...and please let her be Frost-ing the zombie when it lands.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:50 PM

I'll count them as well as the last two presidential elections were.

Won't that take awhile?

Phucula 237,453 20
10/28/2007 11:50 PM

If there's an award for "Most Improved," I'd give it to Pram.

I'm totally serious. Bitch can bring the funny, and even when he goes off his meds, he just gives us an easy target to practice on.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:50 PM

I'll count them as well as the last two presidential elections were.

Don't forget to count the dead people!

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/28/2007 11:50 PM

Hey Taco, if I lose, could you kick me in the junk so hard that I burp my balls?

Pram, I will go as far as to let you pick out the boots I will wear when I do it.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/28/2007 11:53 PM

<action>is more partial to sneakers</action>Oh, sure, take the fun out of it...

Phucula 237,453 20
10/28/2007 11:56 PM

<action>hides his chuck taylors. ...in a concrete bunker</action>

Phucula 237,453 20
10/28/2007 11:58 PM

Other hall of famers:

Fr0d, Nathyn, Losty, Maha, the bot (forget its name), Postbear.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,959 36
10/29/2007 12:10 AM

And TorchAteTeen. God I Frost-ing hated him.

And Pram, I've got Rocket Dogs and Chucks. If those constitute sneakers, then you can choose to be kicked with them as well. I may even be willing to wear mismatched shoes and kick you with both.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/29/2007 12:14 AM

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/29/2007 12:22 AM

I forget the guy's name, but there was this older gent with Charles Manson hair and beard that I really disliked, and he should be in the hall of fame.

Other than him and Harvard Chick, who was a pathetic, dried out old twat, I think of you GABbers just like my children: occasionally amusing, sometimes aggravating, and taking up all my free time.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/29/2007 12:26 AM

Whoops, I almost forgot - I guess I do have a nominee:

John Hargrave

Reasons for Sucking: Tried to ram the failed Super Bowl prank down our throats as if it were a success. Pimped his book like there was no tomorrow. Never seems to post unless there's some coin in it for him.

Pros: started the site. Pays the bills. Has a hot wife.

Spicey McHaggis 114,978 33
10/29/2007 12:27 AM

Great. Another list I didn't make.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/29/2007 12:32 AM

<action>thinks about Rocket Dogs</action>
mmmmmmmmmm

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,693 15
10/29/2007 12:40 AM

If there's an award for "Most Improved," I'd give it to Pram

I agree, I actually said something nice about him in a previous thread.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 12:41 AM

Pram makes me LOL. Yes I said it.

I vote me as the worst gabber: I'm way to nice to you guys.

Oh and Ima, she sucks.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/29/2007 12:46 AM

I luv U, Chance. You're the reason I stuck around.

Heh heh.

That which goes Thud in the night 66,695 17
10/29/2007 12:48 AM

I'm not certain if Ima sucks since Sage hasn't posted that level of detail here.

Most annoying:

Werehampsta

Reasons for Sucking: Too many threads that lack the funny. Ditto for posts. Kinda off the wall sometimes, but not in a good "Phla" way.

Pros: Won't be able to reproduce.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 12:52 AM

Aww thanks Pram! You wanna rock my socks? Heh.

That which goes Thud in the night 66,695 17
10/29/2007 12:57 AM

I gotta agree, Pram can be funny. The booty call post was terrific.

Fratberry 277,318 52
10/29/2007 01:04 AM

Fratberry

Cons: Has way too many cats for a married heterosexual man.

Pros: Hasn't given you one. Yet.

Phucula 237,453 20
10/29/2007 01:18 AM

Oh good Christ. I forgot about the Maine Manson. Yeah, he's a hall of famer fer shure. And I also agree with the Whistla about HC. She's in a class by herself. The class of many C words.

Count Vladimir VonCinderblockenia 27,522 24
10/29/2007 01:39 AM

God, I'm so relieved to not be on this list yet...

Scarecrows puke straw 95,470 36
10/29/2007 02:39 AM

I forget the guy's name, but there was this older gent with Charles Manson hair and beard that I really disliked, and he should be in the hall of fame.

I think his name was Johnny Kielbasa. I was in shock when he finally went away for good. I thought we were stuck with that turd for life.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/29/2007 03:12 AM

I gotta agree, Pram can be funny. The booty call post was terrific.

Well, ya know, ebb and flow...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Pram 78,178 40
10/29/2007 03:13 AM

Aww thanks Pram! You wanna rock my socks? Heh.

Heh heh, socks don't even enter into it.

Humphrey 51,759 12
10/29/2007 03:32 AM

Taco

Reasons for sucking: A strategically placed number-plate ruined her titty-plate pics.

Cons: Sent me pictures of her boobies.

Humphrey 51,759 12
10/29/2007 03:34 AM

Hang on... that should read pros not cons.. Boob pics are a good thing.

Yep.

Definitely a good thing.

Scary Candy Sack of BC Bud 13,693 15
10/29/2007 03:34 AM

God, I'm so relieved to not be on this list yet...


But you are short listsed to be PRAMS replacement for being abused.

Humphrey 51,759 12
10/29/2007 03:34 AM

Fag.

Jihad Joe: The Real Arabian Hero 6,045 7
10/29/2007 03:42 AM

Jihad Joe

Pros: <none>

Cons: <none>

Sarin - Returning as always 699 11
10/29/2007 03:48 AM

Honestly. I am the worse gabber. I come at tottaly unappropriate times. My spelling is horrible, and I rarely say anything funny.
On top of that, everyone hates me, and wants me dead.
Perfect reasons for me to be worse gabber. I'm just that horrible!

That which goes Thud in the night 66,695 17
10/29/2007 03:56 AM

Um, okay, if you want.

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
10/29/2007 05:38 AM

I come at tottaly unappropriate times

Happens to the best of us.

Pram Or Treat 78,178 40
10/29/2007 10:47 AM

The best of us?!

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 11:06 AM

I almost forgot about that Johnny Kielbasa guy.

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, PRICKS!

Fanged Vampire Chickens 282,028 58
10/29/2007 01:12 PM

What a positive and uplifting thread.

God loves you people. Which really makes me question his judgement.

Nachos 57,478 23
10/29/2007 01:22 PM

Nachos

Cons:

Wouldn't bat an eyelid if 90% of people that have posted here ended up in a real life re-enactment of the Saw movies. Is most likely sourcing an insane German deviant for this very purpose.

Pros:

Would leave 10% of you alive.

Fanged Vampire Chickens 282,028 58
10/29/2007 01:33 PM

What a pal.

McLovin' 19,546 10
10/29/2007 02:23 PM

McPants:

Cons:
Hardly ever posts these days. Is foreign and doesn't even have the common decency to have English as his native language. Is highly metrosexual and occasionally causes unwitting male gabbers to catch "the gay". Despite said metrosexuality, has stolen away one of the most appreciated young female gabbers and now SHE hardly ever posts either.

Pros:
Dresses well and is very knowledgeable when it comes to fashion and other things real men don't care much about. Smells nice. Very rarely says anything mean-spirited.

Count Fezigula 3,711 6
10/29/2007 02:58 PM

I choose a reverse nomination for Pram and Skippy. (Especially Pram!)

Pram may annoy the crap out of me sometimes (and other assorted furry woodland creatures) but he has good comebacks and usually deserving of at least 3 orbs on his posts.

Skip I wouldn't put on the worst list. He may piss me off more than anyone else and I wouldn't be upset if a rogue band of llamas attacked and sodomized him, but also brings color to site and is a unique individual. Doesn't mean that I like him, but I can respect him (but not much.)

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 09:06 PM

Worst Gabber of 2007 is: Bankey

Why? Froster never posts anymore. We dont exist to him. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE US JUST BECAUSE YOU GET A LIFE!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/29/2007 09:30 PM

Meh. Bankey came in here as a sidekick and never transcended that role.







And by sidekick, I mean Mrs. Fratberry.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 09:36 PM

Fratberryman & Bankeyboy?

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 124,281 89
10/29/2007 09:42 PM

"To the Frat-Cave!"

"Meow!"

Snork Undead. 45,631 12
10/29/2007 11:21 PM

There was also a my-nutz-your-face and godot, but I mostly missed all of that so I might be wrong.

And I was going to nominate Nathyn, but his rhymes were just too Frost-ing fly, yo.

And also the bird-who-must-not-be-named but he's probably killed himself a while ago.

Which is a shame, really - I, indeed the world, will so miss his awesome radio voice.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 11:44 PM

I kinda tried this once.

TheFoye 55,700 15
10/29/2007 11:56 PM

Chance, you are such an attention whore.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/29/2007 11:59 PM

Arent I wonderful?

I mean, I know.

TheFoye 55,700 15
10/30/2007 12:01 AM

<action> steadies the camera</action>
Could you act a bit more whorish please?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/30/2007 03:27 AM

If Chance were a biscuit, I'd put both butter and honey on her.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/30/2007 03:31 AM

What I mean to say was

Chance

Reasons for sucking: She's not a biscuit.

Pros: You can put butter and honey on her.

That which goes Thud in the night 66,695 17
10/30/2007 03:31 AM

If Chance were a biscuit, I'd put both butter and honey on her.

Why not gravy?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/30/2007 03:36 AM

At my age, it would be mustard.

Uh huh.

Nachos 57,478 23
10/30/2007 02:14 PM

If Chance were a biscuit, I'd put both butter and honey on her.

If Chance were a biscuit she'd be a soggy one.

Hey There Trixxie Ghoul 65,014 14
10/30/2007 02:20 PM

werehampster, werehampster, werehampser is funny by definition. The man has a Frost-ing vagina.

Phucula 237,453 20
10/30/2007 02:37 PM

The man doesn't have a vagina. He is a vagina.

Undies, in process 99,723 76
10/30/2007 02:49 PM

Best Use of Bologna since TTJ: Taco

Hey There Trixxie Ghoul 65,014 14
10/30/2007 03:20 PM

Most likely to post pictures of her Coochie, Underwear

Undies, in process 99,723 76
10/30/2007 03:51 PM

That was in 2005, Trix. The 2007 version has only been made available to one guy, and he isn't sharing.

Nachos 57,478 23
10/30/2007 03:54 PM

But I'm sure that picture is probably still in use in 2007. so it should still count.

Fanged Vampire Chickens 282,028 58
10/30/2007 03:57 PM

...as far as YOU know.

Undies, in process 99,723 76
10/30/2007 04:25 PM

Well, I'm fairly certain my va-jay-jay has been exclusive, Chix. Unless teh Haggis has an apparatus full of test tubes and jars tied around his waist* that I haven't noticed, I'm pretty sure he's not taking samples to share.



* This just in - Spicey has a waist!

Phucula 237,453 20
10/31/2007 11:16 AM

So who won? Was it Ima? Neophyte? Werehamster? Sage? Skippy?

If it's Ima, can we throw her in a volcano to appease the gods. I hear they like the Christmas hams.

Jelly tipped Neep 35,005 15
10/31/2007 11:50 AM

Neep

Reasons for sucking: really needs to shave her legs.
Pros: is generous with her m&ms.

KChikita - Trashy Pregnant like Britney! 124,281 89
10/31/2007 12:54 PM

What about JK2K? Or was he actually one of the aforementioned people? I get confused with all the sucking...

Hey There Trixxie Ghoul 65,014 14
10/31/2007 01:01 PM

He who's name shall not be mentioned.

Phucula 237,453 20
10/31/2007 04:20 PM

I thought Voldemort was on Bizzarro GAB?

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/02/2007 02:39 PM

I miss Jilly. I was shopping at Old Navy the other day and I thought of her, and that made me think of Lila. And thinking of Lila always makes me tingly.

Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,220 14
11/02/2007 02:41 PM

I think of you everytime I take my dirty Panties off.

Sweet Phuctaters 237,453 20
11/02/2007 02:52 PM

I'm thinking of her right now.

Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,220 14
11/02/2007 03:01 PM

ONION SLIVER!

Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 99,723 76
11/02/2007 03:04 PM

I love youse guys.

Neophyte 9,942 10
11/03/2007 05:57 PM

My nomination? Two words:
Mark. Frost-ing. Walker.

That guy is anusballs.

BlueLep: Still Alive. 13,144 10
11/04/2007 06:07 PM

Where the Frost am I?! I should be on that list!!!

Whistler, COME ON.

BlueLep:

Reasons why I teh suxorz: Still haven't sent out SS gift from last year, even though it's in the corner. & Never on Gab because I either get shot, or end up almost dead in a coma.

Pros: Getting shot provides entertainment for Gab. Can NOT be killed.

Frost-nuggets...

Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,220 14
11/04/2007 06:50 PM

Hello dear, are you new?

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
11/04/2007 07:03 PM

SS gift from last year, even though it's in the corner.

My Secret Santa Stiffer has the grace to disappear completely, leaving me to fantasize about him scheming fiendishly in a mountaintop laboratory somewhere in North Carolina before returning at the head of a robotic-automotive army to take over the earth and parts of Canada and also giving me at last my 2006 Secret Santa gift, a zombie pig with Richard M. Nixon's re-animated head grafted onto its back.

When You Stuff Your Turkey, Don't Forget The Sage 36,454 7
11/04/2007 07:06 PM

scheming fiendishly in a mountaintop laboratory somewhere in North Carolina before returning at the head of a robotic-automotive army to take over the earth and parts of Canada and also giving me at last my 2006 Secret Santa gift, a zombie pig with Richard M. Nixon's re-animated head grafted onto its back.

Damn, I hate it when that happens. It gets kinda old after the third time...

Sweet Phuctaters 237,453 20
11/05/2007 07:38 PM

Seriously guys. Who won? I'm getting a cramp in my Ban Button Finger.

mothcleaner: Reformulated for turkey 3,704 9
11/05/2007 08:03 PM

Ima got the most votes by far.

Pram's Special Dressing 78,178 40
11/05/2007 08:36 PM

My nomination? Two words:
Mark. Frost-ing. Walker.

That's three words, you mongoloid.

Chi Chi: Bask in my Gentle Decency 161,287 14
11/05/2007 11:28 PM

Hitler: He never posts anything funny, he's been dead for 60 years, and he'Shakespeareler.

BillSalamie 66,795 11
11/15/2007 08:31 PM

Canada

Canada - 1,692 7
11/15/2007 08:41 PM

Man, thats some hate comin from bill!

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 08:42 PM

I have more Soccermoms than Pram, Skippy, or Ima.


Game over.

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 08:48 PM

Very funny.

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 08:53 PM

Keep

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 08:53 PM

it

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 08:53 PM

up.

Rodney Dangerchix 282,028 58
11/15/2007 08:53 PM

polesmoker

Fratberry Sauce 277,318 52
11/15/2007 10:20 PM

Six Chix!!

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,220 14
11/15/2007 11:09 PM

I have more Soccermoms than Pram, Skippy, or Ima.


Game over.

I have more soccermoms that you.

I think I'll decide when the game is over beak boy!

Okay fine, game ovah!

Fratberry Sauce 277,318 52
11/15/2007 11:17 PM

I think you got a lot of those in the infamous TTJ/Chance personality switch. From me.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,220 14
11/15/2007 11:21 PM

Haha, but that was funny! Well, she as me was a total bitch but we were laughing.

In the end it was worth it.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,220 14
11/15/2007 11:22 PM

I also totally forgot about that. Remember when CG convinced people he was me? Good times. good times.

I think I will look for them threads.

Pram's Special Dressing 78,178 40
11/16/2007 03:05 AM

<action>climbs a tree and dangles his balls off a branch like a piata</action>

The Boy Who Lived 0 0
12/21/2007 06:23 AM

<action>is Nathyn</action>

How come I did not win this competition?

Pram's Nuts (roasting on an open fire) 78,178 40
12/21/2007 06:42 AM

You were too busy being banned?

Brandon- Jester Puddinpops 0 0
12/21/2007 09:13 AM

I vote for me, for being a complete failure at life and this site

Pram's Nuts (roasting on an open fire) 78,178 40
12/21/2007 07:31 PM

Hey Brandon, you haven't been around long enough to chart on the Worst Gabber poll.

But if it is any consolation, you still Frost-ing suck!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/21/2007 08:22 PM

Did I win this thing yet or are we still dragging it out for dramatic effect?

Pram's Nuts (roasting on an open fire) 78,178 40
12/21/2007 09:26 PM

<action>kicks Skippy in the junk</action>

I'm not sure if you won, I just wanted to do that.

BillSalamie 66,795 11
12/27/2007 03:13 AM

marks98

EmpLloyd 48,662 13
12/27/2007 03:41 AM

Yay! I didn't make a list again!

Giant Jingle Tits 6,369 10
12/27/2007 10:21 AM

I nominate Syncope, because he can't GAB anymore, and he was awesome. He needs to get a new job or something so he can come back!

Millie 116,854 28
12/28/2007 03:13 AM

This thread is stupid. What is a the point of saying who sucks and who doesn't.

We can't make up our own minds about who sucks?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/28/2007 03:16 AM

Hi Millie!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
12/28/2007 06:15 AM

We can't make up our own minds about who sucks?

I can and have - take a guess!

Millie 116,854 28
12/28/2007 07:02 AM

Me?

Millie 116,854 28
12/28/2007 07:07 AM

Also, my last post wasn't very clear because I'm at work and a customer came up with a question and interrupted me.

What I was trying to say is that these types of threads are stupid and do nothing but start even more stupid, idiotic fights between posters, as if we don't have enough of those already.

So, yes, I'll tell you who the worst GABbers are--those who try to stir up Shakespeare with stupid polls like this or, at the other end of the spectrum, questions about who the best is or who you want to have sex with or whatever.

Why don't you just post funny stuff and we can all see who thinks who is funny by looking at their clickie counts?

Or does that make too much sense?

Millie 116,854 28
12/28/2007 07:09 AM

Sorry, I know I'm being a bitch, but this really doesn't help anything.

I know it was started months ago, but things were just as bad, then, too.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 9
12/28/2007 07:11 AM

Me?

See, Millie knows how to play. She makes a comment; I zing her in an unprovoked retaliation. People need to play more.

Millie 116,854 28
12/28/2007 07:13 AM

Oh, I'll give you something to play with, missy!

Hammerhead 59,398 14
12/28/2007 07:21 AM

<action>pops a bag of popcorn, pulls up a chair</action>

Nachos 57,478 23
12/28/2007 07:27 AM

Also, my last post wasn't very clear because I'm at work and a customer came up with a question and interrupted me.

What I was trying to say is that these types of threads are stupid and do nothing but start even more stupid, idiotic fights between posters, as if we don't have enough of those already.

So, yes, I'll tell you who the worst GABbers are--those who try to stir up Shakespeare with stupid polls like this or, at the other end of the spectrum, questions about who the best is or who you want to have sex with or whatever.

Why don't you just post funny stuff and we can all see who thinks who is funny by looking at their clickie counts?

Or does that make too much sense?

This is why I'd vote for Millie as Most Awesome Gabber Ever, except I know how much she'd hate it.

Or maybe because I know how much she'd hate it, I haven't decided yet.

cheestaysfly 19 6
01/08/2008 01:04 AM

I never get picked for anything. :(

Hammerhead 59,398 14
01/08/2008 01:22 AM

Who the blue Frost are you?

Hammerhead 59,398 14
01/08/2008 01:30 AM

Take your soccermom, shine it up all nice and clean, tape it to a pineapple, and shove it up your ass sideways.

Two Wish Jeeni 43,386 49
01/08/2008 02:08 AM

I thought for sure I'd at least be mentioned in this thread. You guys are all talk and no action.

Prammy New Year 78,178 40
01/08/2008 02:20 AM

A bucket of dirt with a head growing out of it.

Prammy New Year 78,178 40
01/08/2008 02:48 AM

<action>Bakes a pie. Bakes a cake. Bakes...something that looks like his cat. Did bake his cat. Eats his cat, because you shouldn't cook anything you're not going to eat.</action>

All talk and no action??!!

Oliver Chest 203,450 12
09/04/2010 03:06 AM

Damn, y'all are a bunch of bitches.

Pram 78,178 40
09/04/2010 10:33 AM

I never did get my junk kick.

*morphs into Gage from Pet Sematary*

No fair. No fair no fair. No fair. *falls down a flight of stairs*

Ow.

No fair, no-

*is kicked in the junk by everyone in the thread*