Generic Instant Mash Tators 171,275 14
11/03/2007 08:25 PM

Two of the games I found marketed towards girls:
photos and exchange tips and clothing online.

*Imagine Master Chef - The concept is similar to Cooking Mama. Create your own recipes from all over the world with customized kitchen tools.
*Imagine Babyz - Take a walk in your parents' shoes as you care for your own baby. You'll be able to take

Put that Frost-ing game down and go make me a sammich!

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
11/03/2007 08:31 PM

Imagine Babyz?!!! It's only good if the baby is dead.
And what is with putting a Zed instead of an Ess on stuff? JesuZ.

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/03/2007 09:14 PM

OK, so I have a vagina...

Worthless without pictures?

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
11/03/2007 09:21 PM

Zed is dead, baby.

Zee? Wheeeee!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
11/03/2007 11:06 PM

Only smart people like playing violent games?
And the fact that you have "breasticles" might be placing you outside the demographic of a game directed at GIRLS. Just because you have tits doesn't mean we expect you to play with my little pony.

But you are free to ride my clydsdale.

Chit 178,781 15
11/03/2007 11:53 PM

Yea!

Wherehamsta likes all those violent games.


And he has a vagina.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
11/04/2007 12:02 AM

Chit, Werehampsta is the exception to every rule.

I never played video games until recently, when I was introduced to Guitar Hero VIII, Fifemasters of the 18th Century.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
11/04/2007 01:13 AM

I like to play violent games!

peoriagrace 6,166 11
11/04/2007 01:16 AM

I also like to play: video, war, train, ship, and role playing games.





Oh yeah; and sex games.

Sarin - Loves the Cock - A doodleDoo!!! 699 11
11/04/2007 03:38 PM

It's such a basic game but, there are so many different positions to play with the imput and output that it keeps it exciteing.

The British Guy 398 5
11/04/2007 04:46 PM

I'm sure over half of all gamers have 'breasticles'. Though they're an occupational hazard of being a man who stays in a flat all day staring at a screen while eating endless mouthfuls of doritos.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
11/04/2007 05:27 PM

, when I was introduced to Guitar Hero VIII

Woah. Whistler got a game from WAY in the future.

The best way to protest girly games is to just not buy them. Duh. If production and development costs exceed profits then they'll stop making them.

(This is coming from the chick who owns a GOW lancer replica)

Dysfunctional Family Snork 45,655 12
11/04/2007 07:25 PM

The first I played Guitar Hero, like ever, I nailed an easy song and right after a medium one. And all the ladies were like: "Oh, Snork, hold me in those talented arms forever!" but I was all: "Sorry, ladies, this arms are made for one thing only - to rock" and I walked off into the sunset.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
11/04/2007 07:33 PM

I'm sure it's a cunning ploy to subjugate us. I mean, why haven't they made "PMT: The revenge"?

I might pitch this. You play as either a PMT, hormone-fuelled psycho how has to kill as many men in 2 minutes. Or you play as a cowering man who has to avoid axes and plates being thrown at your head by aforementioned psycho.

That's a PROPER girly game.

Mr. Farttastic 77,546 17
11/04/2007 10:10 PM

So come on folks, make me feel better about myself: Divulge your number one "how dare you insult my intelligence".

This thread.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
11/04/2007 10:31 PM

Come on Donk, get in touch with your feminine side. You'd look great in a dress.

Mr. Farttastic 77,546 17
11/04/2007 10:41 PM

My feminine side is sitting on the couch eating cheetos.

Mr. Farttastic 77,546 17
11/04/2007 10:46 PM

OK, she's not really eating cheetos. Shes working on some weird crossword puzzle, but eating cheetos sounded funnier.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
11/05/2007 02:23 AM

5 Across: Consuming snacks, Jane finds answer in cheating to see.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
11/05/2007 03:21 AM

You start a thread about insulting your intelligence with...

I was sitting eating my fish-finger sammich

Sally 62,262 18
11/05/2007 08:26 AM

I don't really play video games, but I like Asheron's Call and Mario Kart and Burnout.












And Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

cowboy 185 7
11/05/2007 09:53 AM

That is not cool,
















I happen to LOVE vaginas.

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
11/05/2007 01:54 PM

And Hello Kitty Island Adventure.

SCB, go buy World of Warcraft and join the online adventure before we all murder you.