Valtrex people, lay off.
A comedy conversation
by TIM-MAH, esq. 4 5 11/16/2007 06:18 PM 222 views
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You know those Valtrex commercials? I hate them. Everyone hates them. But why can't they just take a clue from the male enhancement people? Instead of having a couple pop up on some scenic background and start saying, "I have gential herpes." "And I don't. We want to keep it like that." Why can't they say, "I have reddish sores all over that certain part of the male/female body." Or they could just show them late-night, not all willy-nilly while I'm trying to watch Platoon.
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Funny
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Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 101,398 77
11/16/2007 06:24 PM
You know, there are some people who probably appreciate those commericals and need the advice. Like these: - Dianada - Use of Briham can Increase Gabber Fertility 70%! - Bonky - Harvey Kettle - Frogpop - for the people who are still alive. - Timmy The Talking Toilet - TryptophanBoy - Whistler P. McManus - Zaphod Beeblebrox - The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants - TK in the Straw - Neophyte - Festive Holiday Hollis - TheFoye - Jaime - FM 21-76 - sneaking turkey to the Cattnip under the table - Jew Girl - Oven Roasted Robin - Nachos - Joe Phlanx, Thanksgiving, etc. - Spicey McHaggis - AuburnJT - nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik - baggiebaby - EvelKnievel - Almonds - Space Admiral BobJohnson - Superfly - Loopy. With gravy. - TacocaT is a palindrome! - Nick the Mann - Pram's Special Dressing - clem9796 - Trixxie Stoning set for 11:00 am by the Pilgrims - That's Why She's Stuffed - Fratberry Sauce - Ditdah in Fratberry sauce - Jaggy NINJA! - The Mailman: ringing twice, as always - Stone Cold Bikini - Aphrodite pie a la mode - Bankey. - dirtytog - The Jerk - Rodney Dangerchix - Generic Instant Mashed Tators - Jolson whips it good! - The High Priestess of Cranberry Sauce - BillSalamie - KChikita - Check out those Yams! - The Devine Miss M - Cmacker - Mr. Farttastic - We want some Fezigy pudding... - Chit - BlueLep - Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing - Shell Belle - mothcleaner: Reformulated for turkey - Zolducken - TIM-MAH, esq. - and the fabulous Captain Skippy
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BlueLep 13,144 10
11/16/2007 06:25 PM
You're a fag. Only thing late night that is good is AdultSwim and GGG Ads. So get over it. It's in the middle of the Frost-ing night.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
11/16/2007 06:26 PM
Whoop de do I finally made a list. It's so worth the herpies. But then again, i get shot and make no lists? Weird.
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Hilarious
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Slinky 28,185 10
11/16/2007 06:28 PM
You know what would be funny? Tell us all you've been shot. And then again. and again.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
11/16/2007 06:28 PM
Wow it's slinky. Finally got a day off for Target?
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Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
11/17/2007 04:55 PM
Yay! I made a list!
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Clem 211,590 32
11/17/2007 04:59 PM
I'm gonna kick clem9796's ass.
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Amusing
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When You Stuff Your Turkey, Don't Forget The Sage 36,465 8
11/17/2007 05:30 PM
Hahaha! I love it! Normally, I'm logged in on Zug 24/7 whether or not I'm even home and the time when Undies pulls a random list of GABbers, I'm not on it. This confirms that God is telling everyone that I'm virile as all hell.
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Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/17/2007 06:54 PM
Wow it's slinky. Finally got a day off for Target? FOR Target? *grabs Blue Leps's lips and moves them for him* Blue Lep: "FRRRRUM Turrrrget".
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Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/17/2007 07:02 PM
<action>stills moving Blue Lep's lips</action> Blue Lep: I like Slinky, we do the Butt Baby Beluga
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FM 21-76 3,163 6
11/17/2007 08:42 PM
How in the Frost did I make that list of people who need those commercials. Who in the Frost at the med center let you borrow my records?
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Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/20/2007 04:27 AM
I had to take it in the whole arm herpies episode.
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Chuckleworthy
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Sop Lila Up With A Biscuit! 78,555 13
11/20/2007 05:15 AM
I had to take it in the whole arm herpies episode. I've read that sentence 3 times and it still doesn't make any sense.
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Side-splitting
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Anh is here for Thanksgiving. 11,158 14
11/20/2007 05:16 AM
He had an episode of arm-herpes, and had to take Valtrex. I think that's what it means.
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Side-splitting
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Festive Holiday Hollis 7,284 14
11/20/2007 12:47 PM
You know that list was copied-and-pasted because it calls Skippy "fabulous."
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