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Valtrex people, lay off.
A comedy conversation by TIM-MAH, esq. 4 5
11/16/2007 06:18 PM 222 views

You know those Valtrex commercials? I hate them. Everyone hates them. But why can't they just take a clue from the male enhancement people?

Instead of having a couple pop up on some scenic background and start saying, "I have gential herpes." "And I don't. We want to keep it like that." Why can't they say, "I have reddish sores all over that certain part of the male/female body."
Or they could just show them late-night, not all willy-nilly while I'm trying to watch Platoon.

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Valtrex people, lay off.

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Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717784
Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 101,398 77
11/16/2007 06:24 PM

You know, there are some people who probably appreciate those commericals and need the advice. Like these:

- Dianada
- Use of Briham can Increase Gabber Fertility 70%!
- Bonky
- Harvey Kettle
- Frogpop - for the people who are still alive.
- Timmy The Talking Toilet
- TryptophanBoy
- Whistler P. McManus
- Zaphod Beeblebrox
- The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants
- TK in the Straw
- Neophyte
- Festive Holiday Hollis
- TheFoye
- Jaime
- FM 21-76
- sneaking turkey to the Cattnip under the table
- Jew Girl
- Oven Roasted Robin
- Nachos
- Joe Phlanx, Thanksgiving, etc.
- Spicey McHaggis
- AuburnJT
- nermal-the world's cutest fabulounik
- baggiebaby
- EvelKnievel
- Almonds
- Space Admiral BobJohnson
- Superfly
- Loopy. With gravy.
- TacocaT is a palindrome!
- Nick the Mann
- Pram's Special Dressing
- clem9796
- Trixxie Stoning set for 11:00 am by the Pilgrims
- That's Why She's Stuffed
- Fratberry Sauce
- Ditdah in Fratberry sauce
- Jaggy NINJA!
- The Mailman: ringing twice, as always
- Stone Cold Bikini
- Aphrodite pie a la mode
- Bankey.
- dirtytog
- The Jerk
- Rodney Dangerchix
- Generic Instant Mashed Tators
- Jolson whips it good!
- The High Priestess of Cranberry Sauce
- BillSalamie
- KChikita - Check out those Yams!
- The Devine Miss M
- Cmacker
- Mr. Farttastic
- We want some Fezigy pudding...
- Chit
- BlueLep
- Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing
- Shell Belle
- mothcleaner: Reformulated for turkey
- Zolducken
- TIM-MAH, esq.
- and the fabulous Captain Skippy

 

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BlueLep 13,144 10
11/16/2007 06:25 PM

You're a fag.

Only thing late night that is good is AdultSwim and GGG Ads. So get over it. It's in the middle of the Frost-ing night.

 

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BlueLep 13,144 10
11/16/2007 06:26 PM

Whoop de do I finally made a list. It's so worth the herpies. But then again, i get shot and make no lists? Weird.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717787
Slinky 28,185 10
11/16/2007 06:28 PM

You know what would be funny? Tell us all you've been shot. And then again. and again.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717788
BlueLep 13,144 10
11/16/2007 06:28 PM

Wow it's slinky. Finally got a day off for Target?

 

Hilarious 12 votes 4.1 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717789
I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
11/16/2007 06:30 PM

CRIPPLE FIGHT!

 

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Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
11/17/2007 04:55 PM

Yay! I made a list!

 

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Clem 211,590 32
11/17/2007 04:59 PM

I'm gonna kick clem9796's ass.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717947
When You Stuff Your Turkey, Don't Forget The Sage 36,465 8
11/17/2007 05:30 PM

Hahaha! I love it!

Normally, I'm logged in on Zug 24/7 whether or not I'm even home and the time when Undies pulls a random list of GABbers, I'm not on it.

This confirms that God is telling everyone that I'm virile as all hell.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717970
Undies Loves Spicey Sausage Stuffing 101,398 77
11/17/2007 06:54 PM

Or that you're not currently experiencing an outbreak.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717971
Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/17/2007 06:54 PM

Wow it's slinky. Finally got a day off for Target?

FOR Target?

*grabs Blue Leps's lips and moves them for him*

Blue Lep: "FRRRRUM Turrrrget".

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717972
Pram's Special Dressing 80,728 42
11/17/2007 07:02 PM

<action>stills moving Blue Lep's lips</action>

Blue Lep: I like Slinky, we do the Butt Baby Beluga

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717973
When You Stuff Your Turkey, Don't Forget The Sage 36,465 8
11/17/2007 07:03 PM

Or that you're not currently experiencing an outbreak.

Has God been talking behind my back again?

Bastard.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1717979
FM 21-76 3,163 6
11/17/2007 08:42 PM

How in the Frost did I make that list of people who need those commercials.

Who in the Frost at the med center let you borrow my records?

 

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Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/20/2007 04:27 AM

I had to take it in the whole arm herpies episode.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718510
Sop Lila Up With A Biscuit! 78,555 13
11/20/2007 05:15 AM

I had to take it in the whole arm herpies episode.

I've read that sentence 3 times and it still doesn't make any sense.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718511
Anh is here for Thanksgiving. 11,158 14
11/20/2007 05:16 AM

He had an episode of arm-herpes, and had to take Valtrex. I think that's what it means.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718536
Festive Holiday Hollis 7,284 14
11/20/2007 12:47 PM

You know that list was copied-and-pasted because it calls Skippy "fabulous."