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2 Girls 1 Cup
A challenge by Pram's Special Dressing | 11/19/2007 08:40 PM | 763 views
Hey guys,

This challenge involves watching the video "2girls1cup" and describing it in the most disgusting way possible (in the style of The Aristocrats) while using only G-rated words.

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Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718400
Pram's Special Dressing
11/19/2007 08:40 PM

NTSF link to video

You know, I really don't understand why people are so grossed out by this video. It's only two girls enjoying a nice cup of chocolate icecream with extra caramel...They're sharing! What's the big deal? I mean, sure, the pieces of corn seem to be a bit out of place, but maybe it's just a new flavor of Ben and Jerry's.



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Pram's Special Dressing
11/19/2007 08:42 PM

uhhhh... Not safe for work, either.



Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718414
Lt. Rev. Dr. Suhypa ESQ.
11/19/2007 09:28 PM

So, how 'bout that local sports team?

They sure are playing sports locally...



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The Great Brain Robber Snork
11/19/2007 09:32 PM

Dude, no way!



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718418
Sop Lila Up With A Biscuit!
11/19/2007 10:02 PM

Is that the link they keep talking about on the Rover Morning Show? No way in hell am I ever clicking on that.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718437
Pram's Special Dressing
11/19/2007 10:58 PM

But it's just yummy custard...One of the girls was only choking on its sweetness, and felt like sharing it with the other girl, whose moral compass was de-magnetized.

I like how the icrecream looked like dog food or painted styrofoam though, that was a nice touch.



Hilarious 12 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718444
Chi Chi: Bask in my Gentle Decency
11/20/2007 12:16 AM

Two young ladies who are clearly in love decide to share a heaping helping of one of the girls' special sauce. They swish it around in their mouths, passing the steaming corn-backed rattler back and forth, then they toss some of it back into the cup even though it was in their tummy. Then baby Jesus cries.



Funny 7 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718474
Chit
11/20/2007 01:54 AM

Blue eye shadow is so Frost-ing tacky!



Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718491
When You Stuff Your Turkey, Don't Forget The Sage
11/20/2007 02:24 AM

Don't it just make your brown eye blue?



Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718493
Dogs Akimbo
11/20/2007 02:54 AM

The Aristocraps!



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718494
toPhlurkey with a side of battleship
11/20/2007 02:57 AM

I'll be praying for you.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718495
Dogs Akimbo
11/20/2007 02:58 AM

Thank you.




Wait, I just got that. Sonuvabitch.



Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718498
Jeanetic D.N.A.
11/20/2007 03:20 AM

I bet their breath smells like crap.



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718502
toPhlurkey with a side of battleship
11/20/2007 03:37 AM

No, not you!


...well, okay, you too.



Side-splitting 2 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718513
Fanged Vampire Chicken
11/20/2007 06:25 AM

Pram's mom has her own ideas of ladies' night out.



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718519
HоB
11/20/2007 08:26 AM

You see, when two people love each other very much, they sometimes have a need to defecate into a cup and pass the content to each other with their mouth. And it is perfectly normal, but just make sure your partner is OK with it before you start doing it.



Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718538
Shell Belle
11/20/2007 12:50 PM

The video is disgusting, but watching people react to it is pretty hilarious. There are thousands of "reaction" videos on Youtube.
Here is a good one. (SFW)



Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718541
Shell Belle
11/20/2007 12:56 PM

This one is even better. (SFW)



Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718543
Chit
11/20/2007 12:58 PM

(first reaction vid)

Quick, come in here! I'm about to barf all over. Here goes...I'm gonna barf, get in here. Oh my god...yurrkkk...
Holy Shakespeare...You're just as ugly as I am!



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Bankey.
11/20/2007 12:59 PM

Okay that second one was pretty funny.



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Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 04:35 PM

<action>high fives Shell</action>

You rock! Thanks for posting those!



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Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 04:37 PM

By the way, I live near where the second reaction vid Shell posted was taped.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718611
Generic Instant Mashed Tators
11/20/2007 04:46 PM

I imagine that this is a video of 2 girls sharing some stories over a cup of poo? I am so never clicking that link...ever. My imagination has already burned images into my brain that will scar me forever.



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Neophyte
11/20/2007 04:48 PM

Drink Shakespeare and die.



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Neophyte
11/20/2007 04:52 PM

Drink Shakespeare and die.

THAT WAS AIMED AT PRAM!!



Frost, I need a new schtick.



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718619
Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 04:56 PM

Innocence lost forevar!!!



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Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 05:04 PM

Hey Neo- I'll let you lick the cup when I'm done.



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Fratberry Sauce
11/20/2007 05:21 PM

<action>sees video</action> Meh, I've seen worse.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1718665
Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 07:08 PM

I'm just waiting for Matt Stone and Trey Parker to do their version of it on South Park. Nothing is off limits to those guys.

There is apparently a sequel called 4girls1mouth, but it was so bad, that it's been deleted off of the entire internet.



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Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 07:14 PM

In the meantime, this is pretty Frost-ing awful.

NSFW, NFWS, NWSF, NFSW



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Pram's Special Dressing
11/20/2007 07:31 PM

At 1:33, this reaction vid picks up.



Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1719121
BillSalamie
11/23/2007 07:10 PM

Ode to 2 girls, to the tune of U2's "One"

Is it getting better?
Or do you feel ashamed?
You got some money to eat from
A cup in which you defecate?
You say

Two girls
One cup
When it's time to feed
On some Shakespearee
One cup
You get to share it
Leaves you booty and you
Inhale it

Did it disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you like feces
In your hair and in your mouth
Well it's
Two skanks
Hooked on white
Take a Shakespeare and take a bite
You're dumb, probably been raped
You eat poop
Like it was custard
Like it was custard
One

Have you come here for some money?
Or to get paid to give some head?
Instead you're eating feces
Inside your soul is dead


Did you ask too much?
More than a lot.
They gave you poopy,
Now it's all you got
Your messed up
Maybe insane
You eat poop and
Hurl on each other
Then you do it again
You say
Your body is a temple
But you got Shakespeare inside your jaw
Your body is a temple
You got Shakespeare down in your craw
You needed money for some methane
And so they made you crawl
And you can't be holding on
To what you ate for lunch
When all you ate is turds

Two girls
One cup
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Dumpers
One life
But we're not the same
We get to
Degrade each other
Degrade each other

One

One



Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1719171
franksworth k. piclemyer
11/24/2007 05:52 AM

I think John Mayer made the best g-rated interpretation possible here



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SquishedKitty
12/01/2007 04:26 PM

Since when is custard Grandpa Brown?



Hilarious 8 votes 4.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1720803
Jep - Shittin' Liquid Giblets till Christmas
12/01/2007 04:39 PM

Wow. That could quite possibly be the most disturding thing I have ever seen in my entire life.



Hilarious 13 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1720804
Jep - Shittin' Liquid Giblets till Christmas
12/01/2007 04:40 PM

And THAT could quite possibly be the most appropriate typo I have ever made in my entire life.



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Pram Likes MILK 'N Cookies
12/01/2007 07:25 PM

Like it was custard
Like it was custard
One


One is pee, not poo.



Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1721272
DieLawn
12/03/2007 03:26 AM

Man, the first time I saw that, I didn't gag at all.
It was hard to watch, but I didn't gag.

I think I'm broken or something.



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Pram Likes MILK 'N Cookies
12/03/2007 05:20 AM

Fear not little flower, GAB will wilt you in time.



Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1722476
drunkenfart
12/07/2007 05:20 PM

here we see the true origin of the ever popular hand dipped milk shake.



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1722477
drunkenfart
12/07/2007 05:21 PM

i hate the way that one chick gives the shiat eating grin!



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Pram Likes His Stocking STUFFED!
12/08/2007 08:35 PM

I like how she chews, even though it's not neccessary, and then attempts to blow a bubble.



Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1722641
Pram Likes His Stocking STUFFED!
12/08/2007 09:06 PM

Speaking of eating Shakespeare, I found this cool story:

This morning I woke up to find that my roommate upper-decked me. The worst part is that he just left for a week long vacation to Vegas @ 4AM, so I totally got stuck cleaning it up.

I will get my revenge though.

I just went into our freezer and took out a brand new half gallon of his black-raspberry chip ice-cream. Then I scooped out about half of it into a large bowl. Next, I took the net from his fish tank and fished his upper decker out of my toilet and put it into his half empty box of ice cream. After that, I microwaved the ice cream that I had put into the bowl. Once it was melted, I poured it back into the container to conceal the turd. I just put it back into the freezer, so hopefully it will re-freeze all nice and smooth. Once he gets back from Vegas, he is likely to get really stoned and dig into his ice cream like usual.

I can't wait to have the last laugh when I get to tell him that he is eating his own upper decker!!!!



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1722642
Pants
12/08/2007 09:22 PM

People are so damn gullible. I was on set for 2 girls and 1 cup and it's a hoax. They gave one of the girls an enema and squeegeed her out. Once they cleaned her out, they injected rocky road ice cream into the pristine poop shoot.
It was absolutely hilarious to see that girl squirm around with a 2lb load of rocky road wishing for a commode.



Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1722646
Pram Likes His Stocking STUFFED!
12/08/2007 10:08 PM

You're full of...*thinks for a minute*...ice cream, Pants.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1722647
Pram Likes His Stocking STUFFED!
12/08/2007 10:21 PM

Actually, that does make sense. Thank you for bringing some logical explanation to a really disgusting video, Pants. If you weren't on the set, I'd think you'd studied it for hours.



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drunkenfart
12/10/2007 11:26 PM

all this talk about food is making me hungry. i think i'll go to salsasnack.com and have a munch or 2.

(NWS)



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Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire)
12/11/2007 12:04 AM

I like your Frost up, but it's actually NSFW.

Kind of like wearing loose clothing around big machinery, but with bigger breasts on the machinery.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1723235
drunkenfart
12/11/2007 04:23 AM

for the record, i've seen both used. i would say that Not Work Safe and Not Safe For Work essentially mean the same thing.

am i right diapram? (aka cumcatcher)



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1723238
Jew Girl
12/11/2007 04:33 AM

Well, you lost me at the vomiting. Something tells me those girls have done that a few times before.

That is probably the most disturbing thing I have seen in a while.






I can't wait for Chance to move to Louisville!



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1723239
Scrooge McDonk
12/11/2007 04:37 AM

People are so damn gullible. I was on set for 2 girls and 1 cup and it's a hoax. They gave one of the girls an enema and squeegeed her out. Once they cleaned her out, they injected rocky road ice cream into the pristine poop shoot.
It was absolutely hilarious to see that girl squirm around with a 2lb load of rocky road wishing for a commode.


So instead of eating Shakespeare, they're eating ice cream that's been in someone's ass?

Sure. Whatever.



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Jew Girl
12/11/2007 05:06 AM

You wanna make a movie with me Chance?



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Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire)
12/12/2007 02:59 AM

am i right diapram?

You misspelled that too.



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drunkenfart
12/12/2007 04:19 AM

your name is pram, is it not?



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Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire)
12/12/2007 04:35 AM

Yyyyyyeah...



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drunkenfart
12/12/2007 08:35 PM

diapram ---->diaphragm

it was poorly done wordplay on a boring day at work.



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cowboy
12/15/2007 07:47 PM

I watched it a few times, and got kinda hungry, is that bad?



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Brandon- Jester Puddinpops
12/19/2007 06:21 AM

eating poo is not on my top things to eat



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Pram's Nuts (roasting on an open fire)
12/20/2007 04:04 AM

But it's on the BOTTOM, right?



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Brandon- Jester Puddinpops
12/20/2007 07:52 AM

thats is correct



Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1727238
Pram's Nuts (roasting on an open fire)
12/20/2007 11:46 PM

Eeeeww, you want to eat poo off someone's bottom.



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addita
05/25/2009 07:03 PM

fkuy



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1826920
Thud
05/25/2009 07:14 PM

fkuy

Interesting.

Did you hit "Submit" too soon? Or are you just a man/woman/other of few intelligible words?



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Benny L.
05/26/2009 07:56 AM

I believe it's "Frost you, why???"
but then it can be "fairies kiss unclean yetis"