I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
11/20/2007 05:41 PM

Would it not be more beneficial for you to allow him to expose himself? I'm just sayin', he can't fire you for being late and leaving early every day if he's in jail.

Anh is here for Thanksgiving. 11,158 14
11/20/2007 05:45 PM

Is it ever kosher to Shakespeare with the door open?

I am the Bat. The night is mine. 61,976 36
11/20/2007 05:45 PM

What to Jews have to do with this?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/20/2007 05:49 PM

I don't know, he just think's it's totally ok, to do that stuff, and still expect to have a conversation with other co-workers while he's pissin or Shakespearetin.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,275 14
11/20/2007 05:54 PM

It being appropriate depends on what kind of work you do.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/20/2007 05:55 PM

I'm a welder but still, don't Shakespeare with the door open.

Fratberry Sauce 283,028 53
11/20/2007 06:07 PM

Weld the door shut.

BillSalamie 67,049 13
11/20/2007 06:25 PM

He's a Shakespearety boss.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/20/2007 10:41 PM

He's a Frost-ing moron. I have no idea on how we haven't been sued yet.

Generic Instant Mashed Tators 171,275 14
11/20/2007 10:44 PM

Do you have a lot of return customers? Call me crazy, but if I walk into an establishment and the owner is pooping in front of me I might not come back.

I did say might.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/21/2007 12:08 AM

Well usuially, no I think that he pissed off the last of our returning customers.

Then again it's he still thinks that it's apropriate to use the word Ogden Nash in the workplace.

The thud of the axe on the turkey's neck 68,506 19
11/21/2007 12:16 AM

T4, if someone killed him and disposed of the body appropriately, would anyone miss him?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/21/2007 12:20 AM

maby, mabynot.

Thing is, he can actually get us work and keep the shop in buisness.

which still surpises the Frost out of me for some reason.

The thud of the axe on the turkey's neck 68,506 19
11/21/2007 12:25 AM

So he just needs a good talking to by a hammer wielding maniac?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/21/2007 12:28 AM

Shakespeare, like he would listen to anybody these days.

I'm wondering if he is slowly going nuts.

Sop Lila Up With A Biscuit! 78,555 13
11/21/2007 04:27 AM

We're wondering the same thing about you.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
11/21/2007 04:29 AM

It's always ok to leave the door open when taking a crap

















































WHEN YOUR 2

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
11/21/2007 04:33 AM

He's a Frost-ing moron.

He's a Frost-ing cretin. That's why the tribe way back when all got together and decided that we're gonna Shakespeare over there. 'Cause the rest of us don't want to see or smell you take a dump, Ogg.

oh my gross 336 5
11/21/2007 04:48 AM

"It's always ok to leave the door open when taking a crap

WHEN YOUR 2"

...my 2 what?

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
11/21/2007 04:59 AM

How tall are you?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/22/2007 10:09 PM

Maby I should hang a sign in the shop saying something to the point of "If you can't operate a door, you can't Shakespeare here." But I'm thinking that is too direct.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
11/22/2007 10:25 PM

I'm a welder but still, don't Shakespeare with the door open.

Throw still-hot bits of metal in there with him.

The thud of the axe on the turkey's neck 68,506 19
11/22/2007 11:10 PM

Hang a webcam outside the restroom pointing at the door. The tell him your website has been getting more hits lately.

Ask if he wants to read the emails you have been getting from Turd Fondlers International members.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/23/2007 12:07 AM

Sounds interesting.

But Thud, aftI tell him that, he would want me to start working on some website for the welding shop.

The thud of the axe on the turkey's neck 68,506 19
11/23/2007 12:16 AM

Tell him you only can do websites that are NSFW. Have him hire Skippy for the company's website.

Maybe he'll leave you alone after that meeting of minds.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
11/24/2007 05:11 PM

Just YouTube the Froster.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/24/2007 09:31 PM

I don't know, does youtube have standards?

TheFoye 55,700 16
11/24/2007 10:52 PM

Youtube might not allow it but www.uselessjunk.com will.





NSFW

Pubah 56,805 18
11/25/2007 12:32 AM

Bosses who don't know how to close the door when taking a crap make Pubah wonder why they're running a business and HE is homeless...

...at least I know how to take acrap in private (shut the lid on the dumpster when I'm in there)

franksworth k. piclemyer 17 5
11/25/2007 07:18 AM

just walk in and (pretending like you don't see him) sit on his lap one day. Guarentee he'll never do it again.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/25/2007 06:24 PM

no because the last thing that I need to deal with is another broken toilet in the shop that somebody would continue to use even though it's not broken.

Sop Lila Up With A Biscuit! 78,555 13
11/25/2007 07:30 PM

<action>throws thread into the toilet</action>Pretty much where it needs to be at this point.

Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
11/25/2007 07:36 PM

just walk in and (pretending like you don't see him) sit on his lap one day. Guarentee he'll never do it again

That's all well and good until you discover he has a boner and you've just inadvertently had sex with him.

franksworth k. piclemyer 17 5
11/25/2007 09:15 PM

That's all well and good until you discover he has a boner and you've just inadvertently had sex with him.

then you can sue for sexual harassment! problem solved.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/25/2007 10:42 PM

I was cleaning the house, and I found a whole bunch of fireworks.

Maby if I chuck a few lit m-80s and smoke bombs in the Shakespeareter with him it should be amusing.

Or I will be finding a new job sooner than expected.

Canada - it's what's cool! 1,692 7
11/27/2007 02:34 PM

What a moron.
Just walk in one day and close the door.
See what happens.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
11/27/2007 02:43 PM

Just YouTube the Froster.

There seems to be no shortage of open door Shakespeare-ing videos on YouTube. It probably wouldn't even get noticed.
(NSFW)

Trixxie Cumming Down Your Chimneys 65,026 15
11/28/2007 05:10 PM

Is it even kosher to Shakespeare with the door open? This question has caused Jewish Theologians some discord. For example Nickodemas 36.21 "...and lo your Lord Jehovah took great pride in the fashioning of your posterior sphincter. Take joy in its function, and show not disdain for it produce..." As opposed to Fellations 17:99 "While it is expected for the beasts of the field to openly defecate before unshielded eyes when taken to the market, for one of Gods Children to do so is to be considered confrusitude(no translation ever found)..."

peoriagrace 6,166 11
11/29/2007 06:56 AM

Just put in one of those springs that pull the door shut. If you make it really strong it might crush him half way thru or maybe he won't be able to get in. Course then he might crap in a trash can or something.