New Icons?
A comedy conversation
by Phuc 237,919 21 12/12/2007 01:53 AM 171 views
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You've all heard it a bazillion times already: The icons currently in use were done in a single drunken drawing session some night long ago, when TWSS was still in diapers. I made another batch (cue HH, please) that for some reason never made the cut. Someday, though, there will be new icons. I just know it. So here's where you request an icon and if you are funny enough and if I like you, I will draw it in my own retarded inimitable style. You can even use it for IM or to make stickers to put on those toolbooth things that look like urinals. Here, I'll get you started: Icon #1 *Don't bother telling me how much I suck. God tells me every Frost-ing day.
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Hilarious
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Chance got ran over by a reindeer 171,275 14
12/12/2007 01:56 AM
Is that for Pram? Gosh he has come a long way!
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 01:56 AM
Pram is drooling over that one.
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4 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 01:57 AM
Hey, the kid has really come a long way since his "Skippy-Meets-Maha" days. I thought he deserved his props.
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/12/2007 01:58 AM
So, we get to ask for personal icons that we can't use and don't deserve?
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Chuckleworthy
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 01:58 AM
Draw a ducky! I love duckies. A live ducky, by the way. Not covered in orange sauce.
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 01:59 AM
So, we get to ask for personal icons that we can't use and don't deserve? Yes. You can ask. But MAYBE someday these will become the new GAB icons. Thas' whuddm sayn.
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 02:00 AM
Draw a ducky! I love duckies. Can someone please link the young lady to Ducky Fresh's icon?
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1 votes
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Nachos 57,521 23
12/12/2007 02:02 AM
Ducky
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/12/2007 02:04 AM
Whose to say you don't deserve one? I didn't donate my time or my money to the site. (Because I have no money, and I'm not smart enough to do anything productive with my time.) So unless posting on the site and drinking with other GABbers in real life counts, I haven't done anything to deserve one.
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Nachos 57,521 23
12/12/2007 02:04 AM
You have fast fingers, grasshoppa. I have to have in order to index and cross-reference all of your profiles on a daily basis.
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9 votes
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 02:04 AM
Draw me a wacky ball of cats.
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Funny
5 votes
3.6
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 02:05 AM
An ivy plant! A chair! A water fountain! College co-eds groping each other! An old woman working in a university cafeteria because her husband never put away enough for retirement! Okay, now I'm just mentioning the things I see around me.
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2 votes
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Chickens hung by the chimney with care 286,572 61
12/12/2007 02:07 AM
My daughter is in the Chuck Taylor phase. She would praising your name right now.
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4 votes
4.3
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/12/2007 02:08 AM
But MAYBE someday these will become the new GAB icons. Thas' whuddm sayn. Well, Shakespeare. I'll use anything you draw - I love your drawings. And I'm not saying that to kiss up, because what the hell would it actually get me? But the reason I'm currently using this icon is that hardly anyone else does, so I can find myself easily. So if you make a new set, I'll use whichever one other users don't use. Make one all gay and Shakespeare. Trix, Declan, and Chix already have custom ones, so I probably won't have to fight over that one. Expect with Frat.
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Chance got ran over by a reindeer 171,275 14
12/12/2007 02:08 AM
I have to have in order to index and cross-reference all of your profiles on a daily basis. You worry me.
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2 votes
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Chickens hung by the chimney with care 286,572 61
12/12/2007 02:09 AM
<action> makes a note to gut-punch that Ditdah chick next time he sees her.
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3 votes
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Chance got ran over by a reindeer 171,275 14
12/12/2007 02:09 AM
Make Dits one like mine 'cept put a rainbow behind it. Everyone thinks mine is a snatch anyways.
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2 votes
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Anh is Asian Santa Craus 11,158 14
12/12/2007 02:12 AM
The thimble from Monopoly barfing on Marvin Gardens.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 02:12 AM
Expect with Frat. We're so gonna wrassle.
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Canada. That is all. 1,692 7
12/12/2007 02:13 AM
<action> wishes he had a cool icon</action>
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4 votes
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Nachos 57,521 23
12/12/2007 02:13 AM
You worry me. It should only worry you if I told you that I also keep a timeline of people's pictures, personal status and interests from their various social networking sites and then use those trends to make predicitions on what will happen in their lives in the future. And that I'm often right.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Nachos 57,521 23
12/12/2007 02:13 AM
But of course I'm not going to tell you that.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2007 02:16 AM
Al, you know that I want a cute little penguin with a long blue scarf, but if it became an icon that just anyone could choose, I would seriously have to reconsider our relationship. And by 'seriously reconsider our relationship' I mean that I would eat a gallon of ice cream and cry for about an hour. After that, every time I logged in and saw other people using it I would think of you and curse. If you're okay with that, fine. Fine.
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2 votes
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We want some Fezigy pudding... 3,711 7
12/12/2007 02:17 AM
Personally, After all the poop postings that have been made in the last year, how about a toilet with a little brown surprise on the lid of it?
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
12/12/2007 02:17 AM
A robotic goat. For no particular reason.
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7 votes
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 02:18 AM
ROBOGOAT ANGRY!!!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Anh is Asian Santa Craus 11,158 14
12/12/2007 02:19 AM
a cute little penguin with a long blue scarf Go to Starbucks?
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13 votes
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TacocaT is a palindrome! 61,976 36
12/12/2007 02:21 AM
Draw me a woman running away from a guy in a wheelchair.
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7 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
12/12/2007 02:22 AM
Draw me a woman running away from a guy in a wheelchair. Forget what I was going to say, I vote for that one too.
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Funny
4 votes
3.5
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Canada. That is all. 1,692 7
12/12/2007 02:24 AM
A smoking server labelled GAB.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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mothcleaner 4,106 10
12/12/2007 02:26 AM
A jesus on a crucifix dildo. a moth with soap Bubbles. For Undies: an onion dancing on a toilet. For Chance: a twinkie with a crown.
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4 votes
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2007 02:27 AM
a cute little penguin with a long blue scarf Go to Starbucks? Not at all like that. A CUTE LITTLE penguin. LIke, I want the scarf to be too big for him, and it's trailing on the ground behind him. Starbucks penguins are stupid. The End.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2007 02:29 AM
For Undies: an onion dancing on a toilet. No, the onion never made it to the toilet. But it doesn't matter, because I don't want people using an onion-sliver icon. That would be really weird.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2007 02:30 AM
Still, the thought of an anthropomorphic onion sliver dancing has me giggling. Yeah, try that one Al.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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One Horse Open Straw 98,015 37
12/12/2007 02:32 AM
A pair of tits with a Starfleet insignia. I know of at least three of us that would use it.
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santa got stuck in a manhole 21,646 29
12/12/2007 02:35 AM
Well, Shakespeare. I'll use anything you draw - I love your drawings. And I'm not saying that to kiss up, because what the hell would it actually get me? Clickies sweetheart, clickies.
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/12/2007 02:37 AM
Who are you and why are you calling me sweetheart?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire) 80,728 42
12/12/2007 02:37 AM
<action>knew it, just knew it</action> Thanks for the shoe Frost. I mean Phuc.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire) 80,728 42
12/12/2007 02:41 AM
<action>reads Canada's name</action> Heh, Canada put himself in his own place.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.3
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mothcleaner 4,106 10
12/12/2007 02:42 AM
How about a map of Canada with a sign that says: I AM SO SMRT (yes that was misspelled on purpose)
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5 votes
4.4
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Dianada - I can has snows? 57,835 109
12/12/2007 02:44 AM
Whoa. That's pretty clever!!
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Amusing
5 votes
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Canada. The Snowman. 1,692 7
12/12/2007 02:46 AM
Nice Simpsons steal, Frosttard.
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4 votes
4.3
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Bankey 70,843 10
12/12/2007 03:00 AM
I'd like to see your take on a chupacabra. That or an apple fritter.
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2 votes
3.0
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Filly 39,193 20
12/12/2007 03:03 AM
I'm gonna be different and unique. I don't want one! I like my steak! Neener neener!
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1 votes
3.0
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Pram's Nuts (Roasing on an Open Fire) 80,728 42
12/12/2007 03:06 AM
College co-eds groping each other! If that's all you see around you, you've had one hell of a sheltered life.
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1 votes
3.0
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/12/2007 03:06 AM
Oh, I would SO like to see a chinchilla icon. I'd love to see you draw a cartoon version of my chinchilla, because I think it'd be cute as hell. But I would use it just so I could tell people to pet my chinchilla.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 03:08 AM
I like my steak! Everybody likes your steak.
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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KChikita - Locked and loaded! 128,354 98
12/12/2007 03:09 AM
A vial of poison. An empty candy-bar wrapper. A smashed (or in the process of being smashed) gee-tar. A fairy giving the finger.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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ima poop in my pants 67,049 13
12/12/2007 03:18 AM
I want mine to be a clapping seal in a dunce cap. And the word, "GAY" written on his T-shirt.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Dianada - I can has snows? 57,835 109
12/12/2007 03:18 AM
On the off-chance that I ever do something to get an icon, I will refrain from posting my idea at this time. But it's a good one. At least to me.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.3
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Chi Chi Felipe 161,353 14
12/12/2007 03:21 AM
Hitler in a party hat The serpent of Rehaboam A 6/32 machine screw Crucified Buddha A melting snow ball Factory threaded 3/4" rigid metallic conduit Green
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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One Horse Open Straw 98,015 37
12/12/2007 03:23 AM
A bendy straw
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Chance got ran over by a reindeer 171,275 14
12/12/2007 03:24 AM
On the off-chance that I ever do something to get an icon, I will refrain from posting my idea at this time. Its a ferret in a party hat isn't it?
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Dianada - I can has snows? 57,835 109
12/12/2007 03:24 AM
My plan, it has been ruined!
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 03:29 AM
If that's all you see around you, you've had one hell of a sheltered life. Those were just the things I was surrounded by at the moment.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 03:31 AM
How about a pancreas? Everyone loves endocrine glands.
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Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
12/12/2007 03:33 AM
Could I request a really ugly, wonky, hammer-toed pair of feet (one with a scar running up the side too) as an icon? My feet are so ugly they make your momma look hot.
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BillSalamie 67,049 13
12/12/2007 03:36 AM
I want a foam #1 finger. Or a question mark. Or the letter "B" with eyes and a hat.
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4 votes
3.0
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mothcleaner 4,106 10
12/12/2007 03:41 AM
how about a foam middle finger with a #2
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Nachos 57,521 23
12/12/2007 03:41 AM
I'd show you all the design I have in mind, but I don't know how to draw in four dimensions.
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.7
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
12/12/2007 03:50 AM
How about a pancreas? Everyone loves endocrine glands. The thyroid has always been my personal favorite.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 04:00 AM
Leave your wife out of this, will ya?
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3 votes
3.7
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 04:00 AM
That would have worked better in the other thread.
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.5
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Kwanzaa Chi Chi 161,353 14
12/12/2007 04:03 AM
A penguin for the Linux nerds An apple for the Mac dorks A puddle of tears for the Vista users
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4 votes
3.7
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 04:06 AM
Those aren't tears.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.3
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TWSS the Night Before Christmas 27,416 24
12/12/2007 04:08 AM
No Al, I'm not trying to take yer yob. I'm just procrastinating (by doodling on my present). For Undies.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 04:31 AM
Robogoat.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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One Horse Open Straw 98,015 37
12/12/2007 04:35 AM
OOOOooooOOOOooooOOOO!
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6 votes
4.0
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TWSS the Night Before Christmas 27,416 24
12/12/2007 04:38 AM
That nipple has a hair hahahhahaha. Gross.
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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TheFoye 55,700 16
12/12/2007 04:40 AM
It's been so long since I have viewed Gab with icons, I forgot there were icons.
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Side-splitting
11 votes
5.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 04:50 AM
The catball unfortunately does not translate well to 75x75.
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2 votes
4.0
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Bankey 70,843 10
12/12/2007 04:51 AM
A pair of tits with a Starfleet insignia. I know of at least three of us that would use it. I know of at least four depending on how you define the word 'use.'
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2 votes
4.0
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 04:53 AM
I'll be back tomorrow for more. Many thanks to Wacom and their new Bamboo tablet. Wacom: making everyone into a digital Christy Brown.
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4 votes
4.5
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 04:56 AM
Nothing really beats a fine catball.
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12 votes
4.5
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 05:10 AM
Ahhhh, what the hell... ONE MORE!!!
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5 votes
4.2
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Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/12/2007 05:16 AM
A monkey ready to be spanked. A lollipop in the shape of a rooster. (Coleridge sucker) Elizabeth Windsor on fire. (Flaming queen) A bundle of sticks. (Faggot) A mouth burping out sperm. A bun in an oven. (American slang term for pregnant)
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4 votes
3.7
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Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/12/2007 05:18 AM
A split beaver. An eye looking through a glory hole. A Sanrio-style Flood infection form.
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4 votes
3.3
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Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/12/2007 05:19 AM
A beaver wiping his ass with a red maple leaf.
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2 votes
4.5
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Werehampsta 6,375 8
12/12/2007 05:29 AM
Gary Brolsma. A bearded clam. (Slang term for vagina) A box lunch with the YMCA logo on it. (Box lunch at the Y: slang term for cunnilingus) Someone munching carpet. (Slang term for cunnilingus) A fat guy with a Star Trek t-shirt being thrown into a volcano. (Virgin sacrifice) Simon Cowell covering his ears and wincing in pain.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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JakAus 310 6
12/12/2007 05:51 AM
I would enjoy a picture of a monkey whizzing on sumthing Anything really. I know you think it's presumputous of me but I would really enjoy a self portrait. It's either that or someone whizzing Zug in the snow. Or whizzing on the super bowl. Then we could all post THERE'S YOUR DAMN SUPERBOWL PRANK HARGRAVE"
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,948 29
12/12/2007 06:12 AM
I want a beauty queen with a tiara holding a Kitchen Aid mixer. Plantum tiara, pink mixer. Thankyouverymuch!
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3 votes
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Aphrodite is sparkley with the tinsel! 2,261 13
12/12/2007 06:21 AM
a sexy pladypus a guinea pig with a glass of wine something that implies the user of the icon will do almost anything for $50 just let your creativity flow!
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Giant Jingle Tits 6,369 10
12/12/2007 06:28 AM
If I ever got a personal icon that no one else could use, it would most definetly be a Rat with big boobs. Although technically a rat would have 6 boobs instead of just 2. But I really like a lot of the suggestions, and I would ABSOLOUTLY use that Star Tits one!
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Hilarious
3 votes
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TheFoye 55,700 16
12/12/2007 06:35 AM
If the Star Trek titties were used I would turn on the icons.
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2007 06:51 AM
TWSS - I can't get your link to load.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 06:57 AM
An Ebola virus.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Anus Magillicutty 186,130 44
12/12/2007 06:58 AM
Ooooh! I've got one: a guy with a white beard, glasses and a pink feather boa playing a matching pink fife! (note: I am willing to resort to bribery.)
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Thud Kringle 68,506 19
12/12/2007 07:10 AM
Whatever, it's all good.
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suzycreamcheese 3,007 9
12/12/2007 07:17 AM
A yab-yum symbol would rock!
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Pants 14,252 17
12/12/2007 08:14 AM
I'm sure many of you have already seen the icon I designed for Salvage but I figured some new comers would appreciate it.
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Funny
7 votes
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The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,459 56
12/12/2007 09:26 AM
I'm sure many of you have already seen the icon I designed for Salvage but I figured some new comers would appreciate it. That's pretty much what my personal icon looks like, only you forgot to draw the mailbox on top of the pole.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Anus Magillicutty 186,130 44
12/12/2007 09:28 AM
Hey, can I get some Suzy Cream Cheese on my Suzy McMuffin over here?
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/12/2007 09:45 AM
Spicey got my penguin to load - for some reason it didn't like Safari, but showed up just fine in firefox. Little Froster.
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TWSS the Night Before Christmas 27,416 24
12/12/2007 09:57 AM
Meh. I sent it to the email in your profile too.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/12/2007 10:08 AM
I use Safari, and it loaded for me. *sticks tongue out*
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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dinesh 24,862 16
12/12/2007 12:30 PM
heh, nice work as always, al. almost enough to make me consider changing!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
12/12/2007 12:53 PM
I'd like to see a big Monitor lizard Or even a Gecko would be real cool too...
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peoriagrace 6,166 11
12/12/2007 01:13 PM
Barry Manilow head. Pile of manure with whipped cream and a cherry on top. CRM-114 Discriminator Unit
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/12/2007 03:15 PM
Pint of Guinness in front of a shamrock background. Now get going and make me an icon gook.
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Obese Deadite 3,430 7
12/12/2007 03:21 PM
Purple monkey dishwasher.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.8
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 06:27 PM
I'm gonna draw BIG a big cuddly teddy bear that he can snuggle up to when he's feeling lonely.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Santa's Christmas Bikini 62,262 18
12/12/2007 07:34 PM
I'm content to share the Christmas piggie with Aimless and then to have my normal piggie the rest of the year. More than content. It's Frost-ing awesome. As for just something hilarious that I've never been able to capture accurately myself, I challenge Al to draw an elephant sticking his trunk up someone's butt and sneezing.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
12/12/2007 08:23 PM
I like the coffee mug / beer stein. Could you change everyone else who uses it to one of Newt Gingrich in a trash compactor?
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 10:05 PM
You people do realize that at 75x75 pixels and thick lines, there's not a lot of room for detail?
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2 votes
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/12/2007 10:26 PM
Hey - I asked for a CHINCHILLA. That can't be any harder than a freaking robogoat.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.5
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Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/12/2007 10:30 PM
I'd like a surly spoon, please.
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2 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/12/2007 11:17 PM
Are you that bored at work?
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Hilarious
8 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 11:21 PM
Spoon!
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4 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/12/2007 11:23 PM
I'll take that as a 'yes'.
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.3
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 11:38 PM
Erin go eatme.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
12/12/2007 11:45 PM
How about a pirate?
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/12/2007 11:50 PM
Hey Exit 109, when are you going to let me use that icon?
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2 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/12/2007 11:55 PM
Hey Exit 109, when are you going to let me use that icon? Hey, Pulaski Skyway, I think you have to buy 30 copies of Prank the Monkey.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 12:04 AM
Or steal a baby at dinner by telling the parents I am the restaurant's complimentary baby valet.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/13/2007 12:05 AM
Holy Shakespeare, I would so steal that Irish icon.
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 12:13 AM
Back off dyke, that's my Guinness.
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TacocaT is a palindrome! 61,976 36
12/13/2007 12:16 AM
If you could draw a little Boba Fett in a corvette, that'd be super.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 12:23 AM
Better yet, this cutting through a wheelchair.
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2 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/13/2007 12:30 AM
I was looking for a photo of Phillip Seymour Hoffman's death scene in "Red Dragon" as a reference but I can't find it. A little help here?
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2 votes
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TWSS the Night Before Christmas 27,416 24
12/13/2007 01:44 AM
I wanna see a Gimp porkin' a Christmas Ham. ...On second thought, no. No I don't.
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/13/2007 02:10 AM
Bitchin, BIG. That's my new IM icon.
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 02:12 AM
Great, now give me the Irish icon.
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8 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 02:27 AM
I'm going to your daughter's prom with her.
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/13/2007 02:28 AM
Great, now give me the Irish icon. What? You got no right-click? What are you--some Mac-using surrender monkey?
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4 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 02:29 AM
Me, a Mac user? Are you saying I can't get a woman pregnant?
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4 votes
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Under the mistletoe 101,398 77
12/13/2007 02:34 AM
<action>pours a bottle of Dinosaur BBQ sauce down the drain</action> Dead.to.me.
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1 votes
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/13/2007 02:40 AM
Hell, I already took the Irish one for IM, BIG. Stop drinking once in a while, willya?
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Marmite - freaking out since '79 12,955 12
12/13/2007 02:50 AM
Actually, can I change my answer? Either a huge steaming, slightly bloody turd, or a big juicy leaking pustule.
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1 votes
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 02:54 AM
Hell, I already took the Irish one for IM, BIG. Stop drinking once in a while, willya? That might be, but I want to use the icon on GAB. And NEVER.
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Marjod 1,942 9
12/13/2007 03:05 AM
2 Cups 1 Girl
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sharri 14,124 11
12/13/2007 03:06 AM
Hey, thats me. C and D.
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Chuckleworthy
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 03:16 AM
How about an icon of me motorboatin' Sharri?
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Frogpop - for the people who are still alive. 173,153 25
12/13/2007 03:26 AM
You know you're just going to get an orange baseball hat, don't you? You can't fight city hall!
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Dianada - I can has snows? 57,835 109
12/13/2007 03:28 AM
Ok, I give. You should draw a ferret drinking from a can of frogsoda! Before you draw a stinky chinchilla.
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 03:28 AM
But with the help of Luther Campbell I can 'Fight the Power'.
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/13/2007 04:08 AM
Before you draw a stinky chinchilla. My chinchilla can beat up you ferret.
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Ditdah in a pear tree 123,110 14
12/13/2007 04:09 AM
Dammit, I was so worried about spelling 'ferret' correctly, I screwed up the easier words.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
12/13/2007 04:46 AM
It was Mellor who instituted the practice of wearing white trousers in ferret-legging matches "to better show the blood." If that was short of dog fighting that Michael Vick was engaged in, he'd still have my vote.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
12/13/2007 05:01 AM
<action>slaps himself in the head and goes out for more booze</action>
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The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
12/13/2007 05:12 AM
How silly am I, Luther Campbell was in 2 Live Crew, but it was Public Enemy that sang 'Fight the Power'.
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1 votes
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MAX POWERS 68,758 11
12/13/2007 05:16 AM
I know this place, it's just down two streets. They don't ask you no questions, and they gives you clean sheets.
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/17/2007 02:25 AM
Al, Now that you've got a new toy, could you please draw the Nuttbutter icon I've been waiting for? Me
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
12/17/2007 04:45 AM
I promise I will draw that. I've been meaning to. It's just that with a female stalker (who is probably uglier than Werehamster, but a boy can dream) and cute SS victim on my mind, it's been hard to think about drawing a pair of dangling testicles.
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3 votes
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Tree Sap 57 6
12/17/2007 05:15 AM
Due to the string of pregger gabbers this year, I hereby suggest a pregnancy test icon.
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