Thud Kringle 68,506 19
12/14/2007 08:15 AM

I'm gonna kill that Frost-ing weatherman if I live through this.

BooSheet 5 6
12/14/2007 08:24 AM

I really regret using John's trick on telemarketers with the insurance sales agent.

Humphrey 51,764 12
12/14/2007 09:06 AM

It's Raining Kalashnikovs! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Kalashnikovs! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get,
Stabbed in the eye by a bayonet!
It's Raining Kalashnikovs! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Kalashnikovs! Every Specimen!
AK-47, Ak-49, AK-100, PK's,
Rough and tough and strong and mean....

Chit 178,781 15
12/14/2007 09:11 AM

F-r-e-e-s-t-y-l-e

Pram's Nuts Roasting (on an open fire) 80,728 42
12/14/2007 09:32 AM

Jewish ghosts.

Gold, Fratberry & Myrrh 283,028 53
12/14/2007 10:27 AM

Throw your guns in the air
Like you just don't care

Stinky Wizzleteats 76 6
12/14/2007 05:03 PM

It was only then that it dawned on the Sergeant - recruiting the Olympic Baton Twirling Team had been a big mistake

The Decked in Holly Priestess 58,948 29
12/14/2007 05:36 PM

(tour guide voice)

And if you look to your left, this is where we have the more advanced Jedi training.

Chickens hung by the chimney with care 286,572 61
12/14/2007 06:43 PM

Lesser know is "Camp Hogwarts", the military school attached to the more famous school for wizards and witches.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
12/14/2007 09:09 PM

somehow the republicans even managed to Frost up gravity.

KChikita - Locked and loaded! 128,354 98
12/14/2007 09:12 PM

"There is no rifle."

TheZog 412 9
12/14/2007 09:21 PM

(Blurb under headline)
I want to thank my mom and dad for forcing me out of the house and into the army; without them I would have never received this medal for being the first person since 1947 to be severely wounded with an SKS.

Phuc 237,919 21
12/14/2007 09:31 PM

Guns don't kill people.

Bayonettes kill people.

Fratberry Gravy 283,028 53
12/14/2007 09:32 PM

You'll put your eye out, kid.

santa got stuck in a manhole 21,646 29
12/14/2007 10:17 PM

<action>has flashbacks</action>
This is my rifle this is my gun.

This for fighting this for fun.

Hamburger Humper 460 6
12/15/2007 12:01 AM

...as the German bombers flew overhead, the French soldiers didn't want there to be any doubt that they had indeed surrendered...

Marjod 1,942 9
12/15/2007 07:15 AM

Just as the rifles party was starting to get boring, someone started up a game of Duck, Duck, Stab.

Pram's Nuts Roasting (on an open fire) 80,728 42
12/15/2007 07:53 AM

Just as the new recruits threw their rifles up in the air in celebration of completing Das Boot camp, the commanding officer told them to stand at attention.

JakAus 310 6
12/15/2007 09:07 AM

"how long have they been up their man"

"I don't know"

"Do ya think we should touch em"

Pram's Nuts Roasting (on an open fire) 80,728 42
12/15/2007 10:17 AM

The guy on the left has his mouth open to say: "This capcon image sucks".

Sakon 595 9
12/15/2007 12:05 PM

"Guys, I don't think it was such a good idea to ask Santa for bayonet equiped rifles..."

Cirrhosis 11 5
12/16/2007 09:29 AM

"Guys, is this really how we play Russian roulette?"

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
12/16/2007 10:08 AM

Man, the Shakespeare we gotta do to win Hanna Montana tickets.

Pram's Nuts Roasting (on an open fire) 80,728 42
12/17/2007 04:57 AM

"Goddamn aliens and their magnets."

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/17/2007 05:19 AM

"Lord Vader, stop terrorizing the recruits."

Sully 605 9
12/17/2007 07:25 AM

The general realized too late that due to a shipping error, the army had been issuing bombs to the soldiers on the ground, and carpet bombing the enemy with perfectly usable small arms.

Brandon Is Cool 0 0
12/17/2007 07:53 AM

Achoo

DieLawn 494 6
12/17/2007 10:53 AM

The recently assembled army of Luxembourg lasted for only a few hours.

Cranky 571 8
12/17/2007 08:26 PM

Damn. . it's raining gats and glocks!

Cranky 571 8
12/17/2007 08:30 PM

The Russian army discovered that they had far more soldiers available for duty when certain training practices were abolished.

Brandon- Jester Puddinpops 0 0
12/19/2007 06:34 AM

Damn Aliens have those giant magnets again

JakAus 310 6
12/20/2007 01:30 AM

Yep, the nazis are on lsd.


Explains a lot.

Red Wolf 33 5
12/22/2007 07:32 AM

Ivan knew that the cleaning woman had found the toggle switch to his Build-UR-Own Electro-Magnet and was experiencing a "wonder-what-this-does" moment. The afternoon could only get more interesting...

JakAus 310 6
12/30/2007 12:01 AM

"we are so stoned man"

Livewire 78,229 13
12/31/2007 12:11 PM

The key to success in the Russian army drill corps is to think only gun, not Arby's.

phatazzbi-atch 16 6
01/01/2008 08:27 AM

ah Frost ther goes my other eye!!!!

youngnsassy 68 6
01/01/2008 03:49 PM

Oh...... crap.

Tomax Crimzon 3,360 9
01/06/2008 05:33 AM

Darwinism at it's best

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/06/2008 05:43 AM

Dick Cheney to George Bush upstairs:

"You're supposed to SHOOT at the terrorists, not throw your weapons at them"

Headcase 26 8
01/06/2008 04:29 PM

Shiiiiit.

killadelphia, pistolvania 65 5
01/06/2008 06:51 PM

"There has got to be an easier way to get that cat out of the tree..."

EvelKnievel 947 6
01/11/2008 03:36 AM

AK-47, So pure it floats

Mrsjilly 0 0
01/11/2008 03:39 AM

"Dude, did you tie the bunjee cords to the guns... cause, ah, the trick doesn't really have the same effect witho-" splat.

Abbyssion 70 5
01/11/2008 11:09 AM

Chaos ensues when one of the dimmer recruits decides to start a game of "Pin the bayonet on the sergeant"

I'm original, really 80 7
01/14/2008 02:55 PM

You bloody North Hemisphereans. You should know better then to drop your rifles.

syncope 49,019 14
01/15/2008 01:01 PM

"Man, The Rapture can really Frost up a game of chicken."