FM 21-76 3,163 6
12/25/2007 01:04 AM

Frost-ing bitch cheated while I was away.
In afganistan, wanting revenge every day.
Planning the day, dreaming it every nap.
But Frost it, stupid slut caught the clap.


True story, by the way

...and then I found 5 dollars 152 7
12/25/2007 01:34 AM

We started dating and fell in love quick
Little did I know that he was a prick

The sex was great and full of vim
Oh, I would have done anything for him

Then one day he asked for a threesome
I said "sure dear, that could be fun"

One week later we were through
Breaking my heart right in two

Though no threesome occurred in the end
I got my revenge by Frost-ing his best friend

santa got stuck in a manhole 21,651 29
12/25/2007 01:45 AM

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of stupid and got hitched.

Jack got drunk and fell down
And Jill gained 800 pounds
While becoming a lying two faced good for nothing waste of natural resources smelly bitch.

Up Jack got
And to a lawyer did he trot
Filed for divorce and left her sorry ass.

Now Jacks free
To live his life alone in peace
Spontaneous masturbation, its a blast.

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
12/25/2007 01:46 AM

He cheated on YOU? What a Frost-ing douchetard.

Kwanzaa Chi Chi 161,353 14
12/25/2007 02:09 AM

That lady she had far too much class
She hit the road before I could Frost her ass.

Bonky 75,733 15
12/25/2007 02:53 AM

It didn't work out
it's no big thang
at least you're not Livewire
with his new, artificial wang.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/25/2007 03:27 AM

Rub a dub dub,
you're a Frost-ing whore for sleeping with the whole basketball team

...and the cheerleading squad

...and the chess club.

(Not directed at bonky. Hi bonky!)

Bonky 75,733 15
12/25/2007 03:32 AM

Hi, Hammerhead. All of those aforementioned persons rejected my advances. I might have to buy a new, artificial wang as well.

Golden Words 977 9
12/25/2007 03:43 AM

reminds me of that joke about the difference between a whore and a bitch.

One who sleeps with everyone at the party and the one who sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/25/2007 03:44 AM

I wouldn't reject your advances. I might find them confusing, and I wouldn't cheat on Mrs. HH, but I wouldn't reject them.

Golden Words 977 9
12/25/2007 03:50 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue,
You are freakin hot, and so is your boob.
But the roses are wilting the violets are dead.
I swear to god, being cousins is not such a hoot.


Not a true story.. Honest, like i have seen a boob ever!

Cаptain Obvious 45,655 12
12/25/2007 04:59 AM

Roses are red
Doorknobs are brass
I wanna make
sweet sweet love to your ass.

Golden Words 977 9
12/25/2007 05:10 AM

Roses are red
Doorknobs are brass
I wanna make
sweet sweet love to your ass.

Well, the roses are wilting,
the doorknob aint fitting.
My ass is sore,
gosh, you were such a bore.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
12/25/2007 10:58 PM

Here's your twenty bucks
Now go back to town.

DemoMonkey is neither 5 years old, nor a girl. 166,252 10
12/26/2007 01:09 AM

She was the perfect woman
A paragon of she-ness
I would have been contented
Except for - y'know - her penis.

cowboy 185 7
12/27/2007 04:45 PM

she was a whore
the end

Jew Girl 15,189 12
12/27/2007 10:04 PM

I asked who she was,
He said a fat chick he works with.
I asked if he was involved with her.
He said no.
I know he was lying 'cause I saw the "I luv u and miss u" text message to him on his phone from her. Which of course, I can't say anything about because then he'll know I snooped. And we all know how wrong snooping is, right?




That doesn't really rhyme, does it?

Fa ra ra ra Robin® 14,626 10
12/28/2007 12:49 AM

You were so good looking
Quite unlike any other.
It was really too bad
that I felt like I was kissing my brother.

We want some Fezigy pudding... 3,711 7
12/28/2007 01:00 AM

Twas the nite before last
And all I could hear
Was that breeding ahole
Pluggin her rear

She said that she loved me
and then after scewing him
Said it was nothing
Just a little whim

2 Days after she left
I found a small tape
Of them having sex
and the dog they did rape

So away to the computer
Using my high speed
I uploaded that video
To not one website but three

On pornhub, on newsfilter, on redtube you know?
The video was viewed
And all said she's a hoe

And and the end of the video
She says without flatteries
It happens to all men
Don't worry, I have batteries

Pram (at 2 days after Christmas) 80,728 42
12/28/2007 07:44 AM

When I met her, she was a virgin
I couldn't get my little pinkie in
I tried to puShakespeare, tried some rippin'
what I got when I was done was heavy bleedin'

She was the first girl that I could feck
she was so ulgy that I flipped her on her stomach
but I must say that her front looked like her back
it had some mold growing from Carroll to crack

(We met on the internet.)

Pram (at 2 days after Christmas) 80,728 42
12/28/2007 08:24 AM

<action>HA HA HA HA HA</action>I know what you wished for and I know what you got
Happy Birthday dear Ima, from your Sir Coleridge-a-lot

Thud Kringle 68,506 19
12/28/2007 08:27 AM

You psycho Carroll
Burn in hell
DIE, DIE, DIE



It's free verse-ish.

Obese 3,430 7
12/28/2007 08:40 AM

(We met on the internet.)

Was her name Meg by chance.

Pram (at 2 days after Christmas) 80,728 42
12/28/2007 08:46 AM

That's disgusting.

Obese 3,430 7
12/28/2007 08:50 AM

I kid I kid.

Pram (at 2 days after Christmas) 80,728 42
12/28/2007 09:15 AM

Ok, Triumph.

Niyou77 51 6
12/29/2007 12:59 PM

I loved that ho
But alas,
She was to slow
and I was too fast

I smacked that bitch
Back to kingdom come
And there she was
Going to home

I tried to get her
But there was no hope
My Frostin' bitch left me
Now, time to do some dope

Pram's Nuts (roasting on an open fire) 80,728 42
12/29/2007 11:44 PM

<action>plays circus music</action>

She was a sideshow freak,
who dumped me for the geek
who was a bit more into her than I

her butt dance made me lonely
and made me feel so homely
'cuz I wasn't the one who
got to have sex with her eye

but now she's really dead
he went off in her head
and his cum shot past her retinas to her brain

but now I think about it,
my pain is eased just a bit,
when I think of all the weight
that bitch had gained!

Tweak, sledding through the dirt 18,881 12
12/30/2007 07:46 PM

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
but everyone's insides are red
and that's all that seems to matter to you.

What a whore.

Pram can't use his own damn user name 80,728 42
12/31/2007 02:52 AM

Roses are red,
oh, what a night
I never get hit on
by girls I LIKE.

Livewire 78,229 13
12/31/2007 01:41 PM

You still owe me a hundred bucks, whore.

Livewire 78,229 13
12/31/2007 01:42 PM

I lose my ability to poetrize when I think about my ex.

Midgets 96,105 48
12/31/2007 01:51 PM

Everthing about us was great,
especially the sex.
But why is your name,
on this bottle of Valtrex?

DieLawn 494 6
01/02/2008 09:14 AM

Her eyes like a sunset
Die, you horrible bitch

I'm not so good a rhyming.

Hollis: emo hunter extraordinaire 7,284 14
01/02/2008 10:14 AM

He seemed like a winner
He paid for her dinner
He was handsome as he could be

She loved him with her heart
They shared tastes in fine art
For months together, happily

He became unhappy
She got way too sappy
From reading romance novels and smut

But the real reason
He dumped her that season:
She just wouldn't take it in the butt