shadesofgrey 5,445 7
01/10/2008 10:04 AM

"The Monks agree that this burger is a Gastronomical Gift From God."

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Editor 131,887 36
01/10/2008 10:04 AM

A light snack for Phuc.

Obese 3,430 7
01/10/2008 10:13 AM

The druids were pissed when Dinesh stole there gifts from the gods.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:15 AM

Wow. What a big burger.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:16 AM

I mean look at that thing. It's huge.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:16 AM

What a Frost-ing ENORMOUS hamburger!!

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:16 AM

THAT'S A REALLY Frost-ing GIGANTIC WHOPPER!!!

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:17 AM

Meh. I've seen bigger.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:17 AM

HA!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/10/2008 10:50 AM

Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis glom carne.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/10/2008 10:51 AM

And Declan, where do you get off accusing anyone of gluttony? You make me look like Filly!






...I'm gonna go play with my new Filly parts now.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/10/2008 10:54 AM

Your gun?

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
01/10/2008 10:57 AM

"And a diet Coke, please."

Use of Briham can Increase Gabber Fertility 70%! 38,843 10
01/10/2008 10:59 AM

Following the experimental cross-species transplant, patient Dave Jorgensen prepares to test out his new, un-hingeable snake jaws.

Use of Briham can Increase Gabber Fertility 70%! 38,843 10
01/10/2008 11:02 AM

"Waiter, I said no pickles! Send it back to the kitchen, I don't want it anymore!"

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/10/2008 11:36 AM

That burger was part of a combo meal with an upgrade.

You should see the FRIES!

Zolducken 88,205 34
01/10/2008 11:39 AM

I don't have a caption.

I'd just like to request of Phuc and everyone else that we never start a sentence with, "Declan, where do you get off...?" ever again.

I'm trying to eat my big-ass burger over here. Thanksaboodle.

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/10/2008 11:44 AM

Hamburger Humper would be all over that sandwich.

Two Wish Jeeni 47,792 51
01/10/2008 12:09 PM

The 2 oz burger is covered in 5 pounds of cheese, 2 pounds of lettuce and 3 pounds of tomatoes.

Joafu 271 8
01/10/2008 12:43 PM

America's citizenship trials move down a notch. Butter's to your left.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
01/10/2008 12:43 PM

That's not a big ass burger.

This is a big ass burger.
scroll down a bit

Headcase 26 8
01/10/2008 01:24 PM

I'm sorry sir, did you order the Bacchus Burger with a side order of baby fingers, or the pint of calfs blood?

Chickens hung by the chimney with care 286,577 61
01/10/2008 03:34 PM

Finally a WMD that is slowing taking down the American People.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
01/10/2008 05:25 PM

It's feeding time for Rosie!

Remember to keep your hands flat.

Fratberry 283,028 53
01/10/2008 08:11 PM

Russia prepares to launch their newest Satellite, McSputnik.

Tomax Crimzon 3,360 9
01/10/2008 08:26 PM

Peta's worse nightmare

Chi Chi 161,353 14
01/10/2008 08:35 PM

When Joe began to talk in great detail about the types and mannerisms of dragons, people rolled their eyes but accepted it, as Joe was a big Asperger's sufferer.

Auld Lang Straw 98,015 37
01/10/2008 08:51 PM

I'd eat it.

Tomax Crimzon 3,360 9
01/10/2008 08:54 PM

Damn wiki, I was going to post

"I present to you the head of the vile hamburglar."

till I looked him up and found out Big mac was the one with the burgar head.
FYI

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
01/10/2008 09:13 PM

I can haz cheeseburger?

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
01/10/2008 09:38 PM

A burger so big it takes two Mexican Jedis to eat it!

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/10/2008 09:46 PM

Burger normal, people small.

syncope 49,019 14
01/10/2008 10:52 PM

All those toothpicks in the top are pinning down the veal calf inside.

Fratberry 283,028 53
01/10/2008 10:55 PM

<action>posts semi-randomly</action>There's a new rib joint near where we live. It's a chain called Shane's Rib Shack but it's really, really good. Whenever the cooks get an order ready you can hear them shout from the kitchen "PORK UP!!!" I laugh every time.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/10/2008 11:50 PM

Weve capconed this before John.

Lurk much?

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
01/11/2008 12:26 AM

got yer big ass burgur right here

Fratberry 283,028 53
01/11/2008 01:32 AM

I knew I shouldn't be clicking on that but I did it anyway.

Mostly Zolton 88,205 34
01/11/2008 01:34 AM

At least he held the pickles.


For once.

Smokin hot Chickens wings 286,577 61
01/11/2008 01:45 AM

As a motorcyclist, Trix's picture just looks uncomfortable beyond words. I just don't get the bike style, especially for two up or any sort of a long ride. Like over a mile.

JakAus 310 6
01/11/2008 05:47 AM

Indians go on a rampage after realizing it was cow.

CouchPatato 78 5
01/11/2008 08:23 AM

Look at the buns on that.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/11/2008 08:25 AM

As a motorcyclist, Trix's picture just looks uncomfortable beyond words. I just don't get the bike style, especially for two up or any sort of a long ride. Like over a mile.

I have such a dirty mind. After I saw Chix's post, I thought "Huh. I wouldn't mind being bent over like that on someone's bike."


I really think I need to go to church more often.

killadelphia, pistolvania 65 5
01/11/2008 08:32 AM

While visiting the US, the Trappiste monks were disturbed to find that a Budweiser crown had shown up even on their hamburger, leading them to lament the American bastardization of another proud European invention.

Ditdah 123,110 14
01/11/2008 08:43 AM

You're new at this, aren't you?

wulver 52 6
01/11/2008 10:45 AM

All heil the all-mighty burger!

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/11/2008 10:54 AM

Hey! BobJohnson was the chef!

Abbyssion 70 5
01/11/2008 11:17 AM

"And here is your Super-Super-Super sized burger sir, now if you'd just sign this release form...."

Cattnip 795 6
01/11/2008 12:02 PM

Am I the only one who's noticed the succulent white pit stain on that green guy?

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/11/2008 12:04 PM

He's been toiling away in a hot kitchen for hours you heartless bitch.


What? You think ENOURMOUS Frost-ing HAMBURGERS just make themselves?

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/11/2008 12:06 PM

I mean c'mon... look at that thing. IT'S Frost-ing HUGE!!!1

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/11/2008 12:10 PM

Rudy Guiliana narrowly dodges an assassination attempt via spears made by the "little guys" he always pretends to stick up for.

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/11/2008 12:11 PM

Guiliani.

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/11/2008 12:12 PM

Giuliani.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
01/11/2008 12:25 PM

D'Avanzo

I'm original, really 80 7
01/11/2008 03:35 PM

Take that! Heart!

I'm original, really 80 7
01/11/2008 03:38 PM

The United States of America.
Burning money under the noses of third world countries since 1784.

I'm original, really 80 7
01/11/2008 03:39 PM

So why do the REALLY call you guys the fattest country in the world? I can't quite put my finger on it.

I'm original, really 80 7
01/11/2008 03:46 PM

The Trots
When a cow just won't cut it. "Neigh"

I'm original, really 80 7
01/11/2008 03:54 PM

And when you least expect a dirty transvestite stripper bursts out of the middle.

Headcase 26 8
01/11/2008 06:24 PM

Once I ate a baby!

Loopy 6,902 12
01/11/2008 08:24 PM

It looks like the Iraqies have come up with a modern day trojan horse.


The WMD's are in the burger!

Don't take it Dubya!!

Phuc 237,919 21
01/11/2008 08:27 PM

Giuliani.

It's pronounced "ahzz-WEE-pay."

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
01/11/2008 08:36 PM

Anybody else hear that giant sucking sound as the army of infiltrating noobwannabees rip anything that was once remotely funny right out of this thread, or is it just me?

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
01/11/2008 10:20 PM

Giuliani.

It's pronounced "ahzz-WEE-pay."

Actually it's pronounced

Nineeleven.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/11/2008 10:56 PM

Anybody else hear that giant sucking sound as the army of infiltrating noobwannabees rip anything that was once remotely funny right out of this thread, or is it just me?

It's just you.

That sucking sound is not what you think it is.

ionymous 17 6
01/12/2008 12:52 AM

The hunt for Mayor McCheese has finally come to an end.
And to the victors goes the spoils.

Cranky 571 8
01/12/2008 02:50 AM

Yeah. . I'll take a MegaMonster burger with double cheese, an order of MegaFries and an Apple Gigapie.











Oh, and a Diet Coke.

Lloyd of the Hill People 48,662 14
01/12/2008 03:14 AM

Great! I'm all set for the week now, but I'll have to stop back in Saturday morning for some breakfast items.

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
01/12/2008 03:14 AM

Here, you can have mine.

Prammy New Year 80,728 42
01/12/2008 11:13 PM

What a waste of a perfectly good Marlon Brando's birthday cake.

marks98 29 0
01/13/2008 01:01 AM

"hey look an old nf picture on the front page of zug"

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01/13/2008 06:19 AM

Hey look!

*Kicks Marks98 in the testicles while he's looking away*

Headcase 26 8
01/13/2008 08:49 AM

Mine's bigger.

DieLawn 494 6
01/13/2008 10:47 AM

That has to be one of the only restaurants with a heart surgeon on staff.

EvelKnievel 947 6
01/14/2008 08:49 AM

Morgan Spurlock takes on the new Whopper

I'm original, really 80 7
01/14/2008 12:02 PM

Giant burger? Tiny people

drunkenfart 4,871 6
01/15/2008 12:51 AM

rosie odonnell's requests for supplies in the green room are starting to get out of hand.

KChikita - Fertility Goddess 128,359 98
01/15/2008 01:33 AM

Yes, please.

Sparky Buzzsaw 21 5
01/15/2008 05:49 AM

How's about...

"Bite me!"

Sparky Buzzsaw 21 5
01/15/2008 05:52 AM

Or maybe, "You can eat our meat, but you can't beat our meat!"

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
01/15/2008 05:55 AM

I found mark98's photo for the album

the jester 11 5
01/15/2008 01:45 PM

Santas little helpers were having trouble with the quarter pounder.