BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
01/19/2008 11:04 AM

I have dream that everyday was my birthday so that I could have sex more than once a year.

DieLawn 494 6
01/19/2008 11:10 AM

I have a dream. Homelessness is no longer an issue. People are accepting of one another, and everybody has equal rights.

In this dream, Batman is chasing me through a hedge maze. There are zombies in there somewhere, and oh yeah, I totally nail the entire Sweedish Bikini Team.

Just plain Jeen 47,792 51
01/19/2008 11:32 AM

I have a dream that I'm actually funny. People laugh at the magnificently mastered verse that streams from my lips. Oh no! Someone pointed out that I have broccoli in my teeth, and I have to go to the bathroom really bad, but none of the stalls have doors, and there's an audience right there, watching me pee!


Nevermind, it's a nightmare.

diburning 169 9
01/19/2008 01:57 PM

I had a dream. But nothing happened in it. At least it wasn't a nightamre

Dogs Akimbo 211,590 32
01/19/2008 10:33 PM

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.


Heh. As if.

The High Priestess of St. Charles Ave. 58,948 29
01/19/2008 10:34 PM

Why the hell would you want Jessica Alba? I want Salma Hayek.

Beater With A Car Antenna 10,702 8
01/19/2008 11:44 PM

I had a dream once that I grew a beard. Please note, that it wasn't just a dream in which I had a beard, I was actually standing in front of a mirror growing a beard for the entire length of the dream.

Brandon- Jester Puddinpops 0 0
01/20/2008 01:21 AM

i had a dream, that midgets were running hurdles and all of a sudden a fat guy driving himself on a fork litft and kept lifting up his shirt to show people his belly button hit one of the midgets and screamed with passion

Over 40,000 Chickens Parts is Parts 286,577 61
01/20/2008 08:40 PM

I want one device that:
a. is a cell phone.
b. mp3 player
c. radar detector
d. gps
e. organizer
f. horniness/desperation detector
g. has an invisible laser that I can use to write nasty notes in the back of slow left lane drivers trunk paint.
h. home liposuction kit
i. makes jullienne fries

Phuc 237,919 21
01/20/2008 09:01 PM

That I had the power to generate a 20' radius EMP at will so any time I walked into the ice cream place, I could fry all Emersons' laptops and get seats for me and my fambly.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
01/20/2008 09:30 PM

I have a dream that someday Mac users and Windows users will settle their differences and agree that both OSes are basically the same over-priced sucker-baits.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/20/2008 09:31 PM

I have a dream that someday purveyors of Linux will learn basic marketing.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
01/20/2008 09:33 PM

I have a dream that someday Linux will become mainstream enough that I'm not ashamed to admit to using it.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/20/2008 09:35 PM

When my dream comes to fruition, yours might as well.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
01/20/2008 09:37 PM

My other Linux dream involves me knowing how to use it.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/20/2008 09:39 PM

Again, see my previous post.

Suffering Bastard 141 5
01/20/2008 10:32 PM

I have a dream that all sidewalks will be carpeted, so people can walk barefoot everywhere.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/21/2008 06:07 AM

I had a dream last night that I was really sick and vomiting all over the place. I woke up choking and almost puked all down the front of my nightshirt. However, I was able to swallow it all instead.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/21/2008 06:18 AM

I have a dream that someday, we will see Alyson Hannigan's boobs.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
01/21/2008 08:12 AM

I have a dream that one day all the murderers and child molesters; will be brought together for just one day. Then shot until they are all dead.


Also, I could speak with dolphins; cause they're cool.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/21/2008 08:14 AM

I have a dream that one day all the murderers and child molesters; will be brought together for just one day. Then shot until they are all dead.

C'mon, use a little imagination. There's so much fun you can have with a room full of child molesters. Cheese graters come to mind...

Babarius the barbarian Barber 82 10
01/21/2008 08:33 PM

I have a dream, where I have a large, indestructible car, which is also incredibly safe.

In this dream, I drive around the road, punishing traffic offenders by slamming into them repeatedly until they beg for mercy (or are dead).

I would be the Roadocop.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
01/21/2008 08:55 PM

I have a dream of unlimited bacon.

Sparkling Limonade 0 5
01/21/2008 09:47 PM

I have a dream that the terrorists of the world be lined up and swiftly punished with thousands upon thousands of paper cuts.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/21/2008 10:04 PM

I had a dream that my Magna RX grinch ad got posted by Chi Chi. In my dream he we called him General Butt Naked.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
01/22/2008 04:14 AM

Ok Swords; let's see.......Put in nose leeches, tape worms, skull worms,guinea worms, and how about some swine flu with a bit of malaria. Then after a sufficient amount of time feed them to the sharks.

Just plain Jeen 47,792 51
01/22/2008 05:02 AM

Babar or Babarius the barbarian Barber, are you also known as Stuntman Mike?

Because, uh... it doesn't end good for your dream there. Sorry man. It was a good dream.

Megatron 3,360 9
01/22/2008 08:12 PM

I had a dream Where beer is 5 cents, Shots are 10 cents, and beastiality is legal. Drinking is fun. There's a whole lot of sun(hey that rhymed). And Shakespeare doesn't get done. Where beastiality is main stream, and prostitutes are coverd in my cream. Then I remembered that wasn't a dream. It was my weekend in tijuana.

Megatron 3,360 9
01/22/2008 08:12 PM

Sorry my doctor told me I have an overactive imagination.

Just plain Jeen 47,792 51
01/22/2008 09:49 PM

Psst... Megatron, ya got an extra "a" in there. It's a common mistake.


I know this because I'm an expert.

Defying Society 4 5
01/22/2008 10:04 PM

I had a dream that Steve Martin was trying to kill me.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/23/2008 06:06 AM

Ok Swords; let's see.......Put in nose leeches, tape worms, skull worms,guinea worms, and how about some swine flu with a bit of malaria. Then after a sufficient amount of time feed them to the sharks.

Much better.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/23/2008 06:26 AM

...that John will say, "Just ban any Froster who you don't like."


...and this bottle of Schnapps says my dream is gonna come true!

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/23/2008 07:09 AM

I had a dream that I gave two Shakespeares about the latest Ann Coulter book. In other words, it was a trilogy.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/23/2008 07:16 AM

Oh, and another dream that no one ever finds out I stole that joke. In the latter dream, magical unicorns orb me.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
01/30/2008 04:58 AM

I also had another dream; no more poopy diapers!

Thud 68,506 19
01/30/2008 05:47 AM

I also had another dream; no more poopy diapers!

Learn to clench.

Blackwater 274 5
01/30/2008 05:17 PM

I have a dream. In this dream I see diverse people from every nation standing side by side in peace and harmony and myself taking aim at them from twenty feet away with a 50 caliber sniper rifle. The first shot rings out and they begin to flee in terror. That's when I sic the winged hell boars on them. I sleep like a baby.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/31/2008 03:48 AM

I have a dream where I'm having a conversation with Peter Frampton and he's using this thing to talk.