Hamburgler Humper 455 6
01/25/2008 12:19 AM

...who wants to bet they bought them there tattoos on a payment plan...

Shell Belle 76,640 24
01/25/2008 12:21 AM

"I passed out in the store and they said I should have it checked out,"


I bet it was Walmart.

mothcleaner 3,704 9
01/25/2008 12:23 AM

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Your name is Skippy?

Nachos 57,478 23
01/25/2008 12:26 AM

I hope you fall off and get crushed under the wheels of that bandwagon you're riding on.

Jew Girl 15,189 12
01/25/2008 12:42 AM

The funny thing is that the tattoo she got means "fried rice" in Chinese.

Reminds me of the tattoo prank I am too lazy to link to.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,870 22
01/25/2008 12:54 AM

Internet rule #45321

When someone posts a link from 2006, the first 10 comments should be about horses and buggies.

Phuc 237,453 20
01/25/2008 12:57 AM

People should also jump in front of a speeding semi hauling concrete statues of the Virgin Mary being raped by Cthulhu if they think this is something they might consider purchasing.

Hamburgler Humper 66,795 11
01/25/2008 12:59 AM

I agree. The red wine mist is waaaaay better.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,870 22
01/25/2008 01:01 AM

Horsies are cute.

OK, I'm done. Carry on.

Over 40,000 Chickens Parts is Parts 282,028 58
01/25/2008 01:24 AM

Whenever I see a news story out of "Springfield" I immediately think "DOH!". Surprisingly, the stories tend to fit.

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
01/25/2008 05:40 AM

My brother got his girlfriend's name tattooed on his back last week with some sort of homemade gun. It was supposed to be centered across his shoulder blades, but it is very visibly off to the right side. Apparently, he decided to do this because they got drunk and he put HIS name on her back the week prior, right before she went to rehab.

This is his 19 year old girlfriend that is still married to someone else, but left her husband to date my brother. They sleep on the floor of my parent's living room, since my brother doesn't have a job and he still lives at home, in my parent's one bedroom apartment. Neither of them have a car, but they both qualified for food stamps, so they can afford to eat more than Ramen now.

And they've decided to try and get pregnant.

So anyway, yeah. People who get homemade tattoos are retarded.

Pubah 54,895 17
01/25/2008 05:42 AM

Runs in the family?

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
01/25/2008 02:44 PM

BURN!

manhole 20,243 26
01/26/2008 06:29 AM

you need instructions.

manhole 20,243 26
01/26/2008 06:39 AM

if you're a member of the Sacramento City Council.

Prammy New Year 78,171 40
01/26/2008 08:12 AM

The next day, Linda Falls passed out

Her last name...Was an omen.

Phuc 237,453 20
01/27/2008 08:01 PM

...you lose the South Carolina Democratic primary.

chapmac 385 6
01/28/2008 01:33 AM

...your prom was held in a Shoney's and dating your first cousin is considered the norm.