Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2008 09:04 PM

Oh come on...

You got that right off of TTJ's wall, didn't you?

I happen to like it better than the winners myself.

Good work Donkers.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/30/2008 09:05 PM

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/30/2008 09:08 PM

I use to like you Chit.

Here is my losing ad.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/30/2008 09:15 PM

You know what pisses me off about this whole thing? (Yes, I am going to vent here and I dont care if I look like a sore loser) Chi Chi didnt approve my ad because I used MSPaint. Not everyone here is computer saavy Emerson. You think youre so Frost-ing superior dont you? I am turning in my official Chi Chi fan club badge.

NOT EVEN A Frost-ing HONORABLE MENTION!

Good day sir.












I SAID GOOD DAY!

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
01/30/2008 09:22 PM

Submission 1
Submission 2

Mmyeah. Looks like the 2 years I spent at design school weren't in vain.
Now I'm designing web ads featuring 20 inch black Coleridges! Thankyou, MagnaRX!

Straw 98,019 37
01/30/2008 09:23 PM

Chance, do you have Powerpoint? If you don't have Photoshop, the easiest way to get pretty looking words on a picture is to do it in Powerpoint, do a print screen, then paste and crop it in a photo editing program (like MS Paint).

That's how I did this for that GAB thread awhile ago.

If you want to know how, I can send you an e-mail.

Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2008 09:23 PM

I think yours is awesome too Chance.


I don't know much about Fark, but was the winner a regulars there?


That would be a good play for future contests.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/30/2008 09:23 PM

I'm sorry Chi Chi, I still love you.

Make up sex?

Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2008 09:25 PM

Oh...and nice work, Emeraldax!

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/30/2008 09:25 PM

Straw, that would be cool. I appreciate it. Al gave me links to some cool places that I should have used too.

Maybe I think too much of myself. I mean, I do rock out pretty hard.

Chi Chi: The Cake is a Lie 161,353 14
01/30/2008 09:27 PM

<action>plays "Love Me Tender" on his Ocarina of Time</action>No hard feelings, Chance.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/30/2008 09:28 PM

I think I am going to go to MSPaint and make one of Chi Chi.

Over 40,000 Chickens Parts is Parts 286,580 61
01/30/2008 09:29 PM

Here are my rejects. I really liked the sword swallower.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
01/30/2008 09:30 PM

You're not suppose to woo me with your Zelda talk! I was going to make a mean one and now I cant because I'm all giddy inside.

Thanks for ruining my hate!

Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2008 09:37 PM

I think these are great. It's a lot of fun to read them all.

Why not lay them all out on a page so we can all see them and give orbs maybe...

Hard to do?

Seems like such a waste to not let people appreciate them all.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/30/2008 09:41 PM

The Sword Swallower kicks much ass.

Phuc 237,919 21
01/30/2008 09:47 PM

Roofie turned me on to the Gimp.

No more excuses for anyone.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/30/2008 09:49 PM

The Gimp is a nice piece of free software. And pretty easy to use.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
01/30/2008 09:50 PM

<action> hands Al a note</action>No more excuses for anyone.

I can't do PE today sir, I'm really totally not well.

Straw 98,019 37
01/30/2008 09:55 PM

I got carried away and submitted five ads.

These two are pretty much the same closeted gay theme.

This one is another take on the pimp theme.

Straw 98,019 37
01/30/2008 09:57 PM

Did I mention I got carried away?

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/30/2008 09:59 PM

That would have worked much better with Debbie Does Dallas.

Chit 178,781 15
01/30/2008 10:09 PM

Frost-ing Awesome, Straw!!

Slinky 28,185 10
01/30/2008 11:14 PM

Yes, Chit is right.

That is totally awesome Straw.

Jolly Jeen Jiant 47,792 51
01/31/2008 01:06 AM

Here are my entries:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Thought I'd have a chance with one of 'em. Oh well.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
01/31/2008 01:10 AM

#3 would have been the best if it didn't have the "(besides, stuffing...)" disclaimer.

Jolly Jeen Jiant 47,792 51
01/31/2008 01:13 AM

Thanks Donk. Duly noted.

Over 40,000 Chickens Parts is Parts 286,580 61
01/31/2008 05:50 AM

jeeni's banana was a winner/weiner

TacoCrunch: Making 2008 epic since 2008 61,976 36
01/31/2008 06:52 AM

Mine

Phuc 237,919 21
02/01/2008 01:24 AM

Conclusion: Whoever judged this thing had a friend who needed $500.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
02/01/2008 10:54 PM

Here is my entry. I didn't see who won. Someone want to point me in the right direction?

My Entry

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/02/2008 01:08 AM

That's actually pretty good, Beans.

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/02/2008 01:10 AM

Thats not our Beans, but pretty good none the less!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/02/2008 04:42 AM

Whose beans is it?

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
02/16/2008 04:12 AM

I'm just a n00b. I did my entry with Notepad and some very limited editing in Irfanview.

Cheers!

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/16/2008 04:33 AM

Man, I wish I'd been able to enter it now!

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/16/2008 04:42 AM

Wow - I really liked Jeeni's entries.