Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/02/2008 11:04 AM

Damn strike function not working in the challenge entries. It's supposed to read "working his ass off playing paper-trashcan basketball".

It works the other way too, I guess.

Phla ___ __ ______ ___ ___? 131,068 34
02/02/2008 11:07 AM

This is wonderful, going straight from MAGNA RX to innocent lil kiddie pranks. I feel so wholesome.

So what you do, is you make a fake MySpace page and call yourself Josh...

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
02/02/2008 01:14 PM

I personally like the one where you take the top off the toilet resevoir at the back. Find the little hose that sprays water down the overflow pipe in the back and lay it on the edge of the tank aimed pointing forward. gently place the lid back in place with the hose end just barely showing under the lid.

When they flush, voila, if they are sitting they get sprayed on the back, if standing get there crotch or legs soaked...

Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 566 6
02/02/2008 02:31 PM

When I was in highschool, I used to enjoy throwing coins at the feet of the Special Ed kids. The look of glee on their faces quickly turned to disgust after they caught us laughing at them. Hoo boy, let me tell you a few cents buys a lot of laughs. In conclusion, 'tards love shiny Shakespeare.

I'm sure you'll find a way to work that into your book, John.

The High Priestess of St. Charles Ave. 58,948 29
02/02/2008 11:59 PM

Let's open a store online related to a comedy website!

Dave's not here, but his mojo is workin 52,827 16
02/03/2008 12:06 AM

Here's one I've always wanted to see.

I hate grocery shopping, and I love to try new things, so I thought it would be cool iffor a few months instead of spending all my time shopping myself I just went into the store, waited for someone alone to walk away from an already full cart of groceries, grab it, check out and pay, and take it home as my meals for the week.

As long as you make sure you don't grab a cart with a purse and actaully pay for stuff it's not illegal, and you can just play confused and apologize if the cart owner catches you.

Could be a dud, but some people buy some really wierd Shakespeare and if yu commit the family to eating what you bring home it could be interesting.

Dave's not here, but his mojo is workin 52,827 16
02/03/2008 12:14 AM

Wow, did I totally miss the whole kid prank genre thing.

Oh well.

In that case I suggest sticking with the kiddie classics.

Pinholes in the wrapped balloons daddy keeps in his nightstand for example. Thats a good one.

or posting personal adds for your teacher on fling.com

Dave's not here, but his mojo is workin 52,827 16
02/03/2008 12:22 AM

Actually I'm having a hard time thinking of anything I did as a kid that wasn't destruvctive and illegal.

I think one of my favorites was stuffing colored smoke bombs into gutter downspouts and blocking the ends, so the smoke came out the tops of the buildings or houses.

Wait, I think thats illegal to.

I suck at this.

FYI - Do Not Piss off Dave's Kid.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/03/2008 02:40 AM

"Hello, this is the principal of Rombake Junior High school. Can I speak with Dave?"

"This is Dave. Is there a problem?"

"Dave's Kid's Not Here."

KChikita - Fertility Goddess 128,359 98
02/03/2008 03:48 AM

I used to rubber-band the sprayer on the kitchen sink and carefully point it forward, soaking whoever happened to use it next.

Use of Briham can Increase Gabber Fertility 70%! 38,843 10
02/03/2008 04:22 AM

Entry: For this prank, you're going to need 2 girls and 1 cup...

Blackwater 274 5
02/03/2008 09:40 AM

Personally, I think he let Christ off a bit easy. Pfft, one threat of a lawsuit from a corporate security chief...

At any rate, I believe ol' Hargrave generally likes to add a champion-of-the-people flavor to his pranks.

How's this? The media has reported that the TSA is considering the use of new Backscatter machines that promise what so many back-of-the-comic-book ads have failed to deliver; the ability to see through clothes.

In fact, it works so well that public modesty seems to be delaying the deployment of the tech.

At any rate, there's surely a bit of fun to be had with this. Perhaps a mock porn site?

I'm rather hoping that if he must spoof security, this is the route he goes with... As I'd hate to have to have ANOTHER chat with him about dropping his pants at the checkpoint.

*tsks* Far, far too common.

Blackwater 274 5
02/03/2008 09:52 AM

*sighs* Clearly I didn't make a note of what the book was about precisely.

So be it.

I suppose having kids design mock porn sites would be somehow irresponsible.

drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/06/2008 09:59 PM

when i was a wee lad, i used to break the tip of both ends of butterfinger bars at the store. this ensures that no matter which end the person who buys it opens, a sweet morsel will most likely fall on the floor.

i also once applied shampoo to the floor of the tub after my shower and damn near killed my brother one day. it was funny, however, to hear the shower curtain open, followed by; **squeek, BANG!**

Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/06/2008 10:27 PM

Cellophane over the toilet.

Or add clear jello to the toilet water.

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02/06/2008 10:40 PM

powdered food coloring in the shower head

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02/06/2008 10:40 PM

baby powder in the hair dryer

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02/06/2008 10:41 PM

sleeping person's hand in the warm water bowl causing them to pee the bed

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/06/2008 10:41 PM

poking your little brother's eyes out with a xacto knife


good times, good times

drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/06/2008 11:38 PM

dollar bill attached to a fishing string. (aka bum fishing.)

my friends and i used to grab some brews and go out to the neighborhood at night and purse fish from within the bushes, with the purse under a street light. man, people sometimes get really pissed when you yank the purse with the fishing string!

Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/07/2008 12:12 AM

Bingo bango, sugar in the gas tank!

drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/07/2008 01:34 AM

all that will do is make your engine taste sweeter.
http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp

Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 03:49 AM

and taste like victory.