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Rabble Ravos 63,472  21
02/08/2008 02:31 AM
your father smells of elderberry.
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 02:32 AM
You suck and so does your family.
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/08/2008 02:32 AM
Your elderberrys smell like your father.
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 02:34 AM
You're a stooge.
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/08/2008 02:35 AM
Your father has a vagina under his left arm pit.
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4 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 02:35 AM
your breath smells of man-chowder.
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Chi Chi: The Cake is a Lie 161,353 14
02/08/2008 02:36 AM
I have no clue who you are.
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6 votes
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/08/2008 02:37 AM
Either does he.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 02:38 AM
Well, your mom certainly does.
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6 votes
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 02:40 AM
My mom knows who you are.
Wait, what?
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 02:40 AM
You're a gray blob in a kaleidoscope of technicolor vomit.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 02:40 AM
Needs to not pace himself so much when he posts.
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/08/2008 03:07 AM
Your mom took the short bus to happy camp.
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/08/2008 03:08 AM
Not even Keith Richards wants your organs.
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 03:09 AM
Your mom is a camp counselor at the happy camp.
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 03:11 AM
You have slow fat fingers.
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/08/2008 03:12 AM
You want Sage's organ.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 03:12 AM
Goddammit, why am I always stuck with Chance?
I can't say anything mean about you, Chance, so I'll just pretend that you're Trae instead.
You suck, like, ten dicks per hour.
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Autra - No I won't give you diamonds 10,560 11
02/08/2008 03:14 AM
You suck, your shoes smell funny, and I hope you die before you make more music.
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/08/2008 03:14 AM
I use your music to keep the porcupines out of the back yard.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 03:15 AM
You still use my music.
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Autra - No I won't give you diamonds 10,560 11
02/08/2008 03:16 AM
Your shoes smell funny, I hope you die before you make more music, and you suck.
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/08/2008 03:17 AM
Is thankful for Skippy so he's not the worst poster on gab.
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Autra - No I won't give you diamonds 10,560 11
02/08/2008 03:19 AM
Damn, thanks for clarifying that.
You look funny.
Or something
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 03:24 AM
Has leprosy.
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 03:25 AM
Tastes like chicken.
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/08/2008 03:25 AM
Is IRish.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 03:26 AM
has way too much back hair. Seriously, you could braid that Shakespeare.
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EvelKnievel 947 6
02/08/2008 03:49 AM
Is an ass bandit who knows a lot of back hair when he sees it
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/08/2008 03:50 AM
Is probably the person soccermomming this thread
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 03:51 AM
died a painful and horrible death already.
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Chi Chi: The Cake is a Lie 161,353 14
02/08/2008 03:52 AM
Makes the cast of Newton's Apple seem hip.
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mothcleaner 4,106 10
02/08/2008 03:53 AM
Needs to learn to hit refresh.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 03:58 AM
is rather cowardly, for a harpoonist.
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6 votes
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Chi Chi: The Cake is a Lie 161,353 14
02/08/2008 04:01 AM
KEEPS POSTING ABOVE ME
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 04:02 AM
is apparently the resident ninja...at the pride parade!
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4 votes
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/08/2008 04:04 AM
Don't really care enough about to insult.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 04:06 AM
Cares about everyone else, apparently.
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/08/2008 04:12 AM
Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you suck.
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5 votes
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/08/2008 04:12 AM
His climbed from atrocious to mediocre.
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/08/2008 04:13 AM
Is too slow
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/08/2008 04:19 AM
Likes Gefilte fish and spam sammwiches.
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6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
02/08/2008 04:59 AM
I've seen better heads hanging over a urinal.
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5 votes
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Beater With A Car Antenna 10,702 8
02/08/2008 05:45 AM
He's six feet tall and very odd.
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The Jerk 6,311 9
02/08/2008 05:51 AM
He's a stupid-head.
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9 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 06:04 AM
The smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth is a penis.
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TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/08/2008 06:20 AM
Has been here since 2005...definitely long enough to know better.
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Thud 68,506 19
02/08/2008 06:44 AM
Is short. With people.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 06:47 AM
Grows his upper lip like a shelf for his face Chia to make up for his bald-ass head.
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Thud 68,506 19
02/08/2008 06:50 AM
Posted a new pick and got the biggest response from the gay guys.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 06:51 AM
Mean jerk
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5 votes
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That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/08/2008 07:22 AM
HE POSTS TOO GODDAMN MUCH THAT BY THE TIME I GET HERE ALL THE GOOD INSULTS ARE ALREADY TAKEN
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That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/08/2008 07:23 AM
Gets frustrated in CAPS.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 07:39 AM
BLOW ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT
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Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/08/2008 07:42 AM
That purple penis is actual size.;
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Thud 68,506 19
02/08/2008 07:44 AM
Feels sorry for Hen if the above statement was true.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 07:47 AM
Has a knot in his.
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Thud 68,506 19
02/08/2008 07:50 AM
Must be a connoisseur of Coleridge.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 07:51 AM
knows a dick when he sees one.
No, wait.
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Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/08/2008 02:22 PM
Stupidest stooge. Not in the good way.
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7 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/08/2008 02:56 PM
Still wishes he could have voted for Nixon.
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5 votes
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Just plain Jeen 47,792 51
02/08/2008 05:59 PM
Is only third this month! Haha!
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/08/2008 06:21 PM
^ foreigner.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 08:30 PM
god, your breath smells like penis.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 08:35 PM
Breath, your God smells like penis.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 08:38 PM
voted for bush. twice.
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5 votes
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 08:40 PM
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 08:40 PM
Is retarded, because I don't live in the US, and thus couldn't vote for Bush if I wanted to. Which I didn't.
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6 votes
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 08:42 PM
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3 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 08:45 PM
Is adopted
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 08:50 PM
poutine eating pseudo-american
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/08/2008 08:53 PM
Orb-hoarder.
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Megatron 3,360 9
02/08/2008 08:54 PM
Snagletooth
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 08:54 PM
goat hoarder (for sexual reasons)
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3 votes
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Megatron 3,360 9
02/08/2008 08:59 PM
cum guzzler
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 09:00 PM
thoroughly enjoys gerbil-ing
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 09:01 PM
enjoys sniffing said gerbil afterwards.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 09:03 PM
gobbles knobs
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7 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 09:04 PM
is a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey Shakespeare
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7 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 09:05 PM
has clearly been stalking me.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/08/2008 09:06 PM
I wish you were dead...and not just because I am a necrophiliac.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 09:10 PM
licks dogs' asses while fingering his own
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 09:13 PM
was beaten as a child.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 09:15 PM
wait now, who's been stalking who? (seriously!)
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 09:17 PM
Has the IQ of an autistic circus performer.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/08/2008 11:07 PM
Enjoys the smell of my finger after a power hour of Kasha and Chile con Carne.
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5 votes
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That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/08/2008 11:11 PM
There's too many Shakespearety sperm posts in here. It's like a night in the Spicey-Undies household.
Oh. And person above me, you smell.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 11:16 PM
Well, you do too. But you smell less like Shakespeare and more like week old taco bell leftovers.
Okay, so you do smell like Shakespeare I guess.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/08/2008 11:19 PM
well you smell like the rotted, slightly burnt carcass of a whale covered in old parmesan and feta.
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 11:23 PM
Wow, thanks. Old cheese is expensive. At least I smell like class.
Oh, and your eyes are too close together.
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 11:28 PM
Are you a girl or a boy?
This has nothing to do with the thread.
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5 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/08/2008 11:31 PM
Honey, I can be whatever you want me to be.
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4 votes
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Vomus 415 6
02/08/2008 11:32 PM
Has been arrested for sex crimes in a petting zoo.
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5 votes
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Abbyssion 70 5
02/08/2008 11:54 PM
Enjoys the thought of a werehamster, as it combines his two favorite pastimes: necrophelia and hamster-ing
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4 votes
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5150 Returns 67,057 13
02/08/2008 11:58 PM
BOOYA!
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/09/2008 12:06 AM
You smell like Jordon Vandersloot's Pants after finding out he was being recorded.
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3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/09/2008 12:18 AM
you listen to old patsy cline records while heavily applying lipstick and crying in a mirror.
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4 votes
4.8
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:18 AM
Yes, and exactly like your mom.
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4 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/09/2008 12:23 AM
because your mom's tits look like hairy raisins hanging from a deflated balloon.
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3 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/09/2008 12:25 AM
is a real mother-Froster
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4 votes
4.5
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Vomus 415 6
02/09/2008 12:27 AM
Is a real Frost-ing mother.
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3 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:29 AM
even your crabs have herpes.
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4 votes
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Straw 98,019 37
02/09/2008 12:29 AM
"Has not really said anything funny."
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3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/09/2008 12:31 AM
one hell of a forehead you have there, was your mom part conehead?
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3 votes
4.7
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:34 AM
His black father is in prison
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2 votes
5.0
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:35 AM
You're about as dull as a blunt instrument of sorts.
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4 votes
4.5
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:36 AM
Yet, funnier than you. Which is sad.
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/09/2008 12:37 AM
my black father is in prison for raping your indonesian mother. (which he regretted right away, that smell will never be gone)
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2 votes
5.0
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:39 AM
So you two are siblings then.
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3 votes
5.0
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:40 AM
You still haven't figured out that was your mom? After all these years?
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4 votes
4.5
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:41 AM
I won't be fooled by your clever act of misdirection, you heathen!
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4 votes
4.8
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/09/2008 12:42 AM
overly dramatic
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3 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:43 AM
Is arabic. 'nuff said.
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4 votes
4.5
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:45 AM
Just typed "'nuff".
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2 votes
4.5
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/09/2008 12:46 AM
Smells like Undie's and Spicey's unwashed sheets.
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1 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:46 AM
Also just typed "nuff"
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5 votes
3.6
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:47 AM
is apparently too slow to be relevant
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4 votes
4.3
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/09/2008 12:47 AM
Coleridge-juggling thunder Carroll.
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2 votes
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/09/2008 12:48 AM
I just assumed Chance would be posting.
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2 votes
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:48 AM
Thinks Windows Live search was a great idea.
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2 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:49 AM
thinks macs are 'good'
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2 votes
5.0
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:50 AM
Uses quotation marks for no good reason.
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2 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:54 AM
Thinks Rosanne is the best show on TV.
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3 votes
3.7
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BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 12:55 AM
Wait, it isn't?
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2 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:56 AM
Just needs a hug.
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/09/2008 12:56 AM
is uglier, fatter and more annoying than rosanne
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4 votes
4.8
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/09/2008 12:57 AM
Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night.
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3 votes
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Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:59 AM
One of your potential children died at the abortion clinic last night.
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3 votes
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Vomus 415 6
02/09/2008 01:01 AM
Failed.
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4 votes
4.3
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/09/2008 02:15 AM
eats his own Shakespeare
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2 votes
4.5
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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/09/2008 02:15 AM
Is nOOb-ier than me.
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4 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/09/2008 04:07 AM
Won't. Ever.
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3 votes
4.3
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/09/2008 04:17 AM
I don't know her but I did find her MySpace page so I'll just copy/paste something from that and it'll be funny because you'll never get this.
From her "Who I'd like to meet"
I am hoping to meet that man who will complete me. Although I am not missing any parts (girly parts), there is a person out there for everyone, and I want my person soon, before my "better half" coupon expires. My ideal man would be one who has hair on his head, but none on his back. He would be really honest, to the point of sometimes telling too much; he would be funny, and he would be proportionate in weight/height ratio. He definitvely would not be a smoker of any sort, nor a toker, and he would be someone who knows where and when is appropriate to get totally smashed. He has to be my best friend, and I would expect lots of ksses, even afer the honeymoon is over.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2008 04:21 AM
He cut one of his fingernails too short.
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5 votes
4.2
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/09/2008 04:31 AM
The Proctologist called... I am happy he was able to find your head.
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3 votes
4.7
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Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2008 04:33 AM
Why was he happy to tell you that? He found it in your sister.
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2 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/09/2008 04:44 AM
I don't have a sister. Must have been my brother. He had mentioned something about having bad hemorrhoids. Must have been your face all up in his Shakespeare.
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4 votes
4.3
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Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2008 05:04 AM
Ok, I was Frost-ing your brother, then.
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2 votes
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Piemaster - Now with Fetus! 12,538 15
02/09/2008 06:25 AM
Your mother dresses you funny.
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2 votes
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manhole 21,656 29
02/09/2008 08:14 AM
Your father dresses you funny.
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5 votes
4.2
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Marmite blocks toilets 12,955 12
02/09/2008 08:20 AM
YOUR father dresses you up funny then Frosts you like a little girl. And you LIKE it.
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4 votes
4.5
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Phla ___ __ ______ ___ ___? 131,068 34
02/09/2008 10:29 AM
You could've posted anything, and you posted that.
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2 votes
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DieLawn 494 6
02/09/2008 10:52 AM
You look more like your mother's mailman than your father.
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3 votes
5.0
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DieLawn 494 6
02/09/2008 10:53 AM
You're an idiot and nobody likes you.
...Oh wait.
Ow, my feelings.
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3 votes
5.0
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Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2008 11:35 AM
Your lawn wants to mow you.
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4 votes
5.0
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manhole 21,656 29
02/09/2008 12:28 PM
If your lawn had ears and a mouth, it would ask for ear plugs.
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5 votes
4.6
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Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/09/2008 05:18 PM
You two are like watching mongoloid wrestling.
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2 votes
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/09/2008 11:22 PM
Every time you open your mouth, its sounds like a cross between a retard screaming, and a horse getting slaughtered.
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3 votes
4.0
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bluzesinger 650 6
02/09/2008 11:42 PM
KNAVE! CHURL!! HOBBLEDEHOY!!!
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2 votes
5.0
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DieLawn 494 6
02/10/2008 11:26 AM
Somebody likes stating the obvious.
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2 votes
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BlueLep 13,144 10
02/10/2008 05:41 PM
Masturbates while reading zug.
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2 votes
5.0
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BlueLep 13,144 10
02/10/2008 05:41 PM
Is retarded and can't come up with a decent insult.
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3 votes
4.3
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/11/2008 12:09 AM
Isn't so much blue as he is purple.
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2 votes
5.0
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Pram 80,728 42
02/11/2008 12:24 AM
Vegetable-scented farts, good for the environment.
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4 votes
3.5
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Ima 2,940 6
02/11/2008 12:30 AM
All of the above spent 15 hours in front of their computer calling their 10 year old cousins for insults.
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7 votes
5.0
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Pram 80,728 42
02/11/2008 12:40 AM
<action>urinates on Ima</action>
What? She needed watering.
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4 votes
5.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/11/2008 08:53 AM
Is no J2K2.
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3 votes
4.7
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/12/2008 03:45 AM
Likes his animal Akimbo to have greater access to the plethora of nipples.
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3 votes
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Pubah 56,813 18
02/12/2008 03:48 AM
Mange Champ needs to see a Vetrenarian
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4 votes
4.3
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/12/2008 04:30 AM
Pubah is like corn... all up in my Shakespeare.
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4 votes
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Pubah 56,813 18
02/12/2008 04:41 AM
You are what you eat. Dung Champ
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4 votes
4.3
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/12/2008 04:45 AM
So you must be a 5 year old Cambodian sex slave then?
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2 votes
5.0
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JakAus 310 6
02/12/2008 05:06 AM
Let me put this in ways you can understand. You are the one tard to rule them all.
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2 votes
5.0
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JakAus 310 6
02/12/2008 05:15 AM
You have far too much sex
...with women.
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7 votes
3.7
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Blackwater 274 5
02/12/2008 11:12 AM
You have far too much sex...
with yourself.
Seriously, cut it out. Or off. Either way, GET SOME DAMN BLINDS FOR YOUR WINDOWS!
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4 votes
3.7
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syncope 49,019 14
02/12/2008 11:58 AM
Actually thinks that was funny.
And is ruining GAB.
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2 votes
5.0
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Pubah 56,813 18
02/12/2008 04:31 PM
Pubah grows tired of Bung Clamp...
Be gone Nave...
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3 votes
5.0
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oh my gross 336 5
02/12/2008 05:28 PM
Can't spell worth a Frost-ing Shakespeare.
No seriously. There's a silent K.
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2 votes
5.0
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oh my gross 336 5
02/12/2008 05:28 PM
Used to read the dictionary for fun. So, in one word, "loser".
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2 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/12/2008 09:28 PM
Can't keep track of his goats.
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2 votes
5.0
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/12/2008 11:54 PM
Only the third funniest this month, hence he has a hairy chest.
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5 votes
4.8
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/13/2008 12:22 AM
Are you a pile of poo, or are you just excremented to see me?
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3 votes
5.0
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/13/2008 12:23 AM
If you posted any slower I'd accuse you of working with the government.
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3 votes
5.0
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Blackwater 274 5
02/13/2008 12:52 AM
Captain, get back to the 'Rainbowseeker' and it's FABULOUS crew.
Shore leave is over, and you'd best be gone before they find the male prostitutes you left dead in that hotel room.
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6 votes
4.7
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/13/2008 02:45 AM
Lint licking cootie queen.
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2 votes
3.0
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:00 AM
Gets hair cuts that make her look like a dude.
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1 votes
5.0
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:01 AM
i find it Frost-ing hilarious when you go rolling down the stairs.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/13/2008 03:02 AM
Never has to worry about hitting that finger when he's pounding a nail.
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2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/13/2008 03:02 AM
DAMN YOU, FART!!!
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3 votes
4.3
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:02 AM
I find it more hilarious, when you are drunk, and decide to fart, and have a leak a bit.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/13/2008 03:04 AM
Is a vegetable.
Not like Sage is, though.
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3 votes
5.0
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Vomus 415 6
02/13/2008 03:06 AM
Has a bad case of athletes dick.
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2 votes
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:10 AM
Smells like week-old nacho cheese
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2 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:22 AM
Moron!
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4 votes
3.7
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:22 AM
Scab eater!
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:22 AM
would tape the event, then commit the act in his avatar while watching at a later time.
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2 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:23 AM
Butt sniffer!
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2 votes
5.0
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:23 AM
Pus licker!
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3 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:23 AM
Fart smeller!
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3 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:23 AM
You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!
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3 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:24 AM
You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!
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3 votes
5.0
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:24 AM
You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!
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5 votes
5.0
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:24 AM
You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
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4 votes
4.8
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/13/2008 03:25 AM
FLOODER!
And for those not in the know...
</The Sandlot>
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:27 AM
Is obviously being a douche-nozzle
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:28 AM
^ you're in luck cause i was just thinking you could use a rinse in the nether-region.
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3 votes
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/13/2008 03:30 AM
Couldn't get his tiny mouth around my enormous hairy man Coleridge.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/13/2008 03:30 AM
Has a hairy Coleridge.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:31 AM
Is the bag, which is attached to the nozzle.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/13/2008 03:32 AM
Is always stuck eating the soggy jizz biscuit.
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4 votes
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:32 AM
knows too much about circle jerks.
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:34 AM
jerks too many circles and knows it
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/13/2008 03:35 AM
likes to watch them
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:36 AM
your comebacks are equal to those of pee-wee herman!
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3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:37 AM
ooh, accidental double entendre!
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/13/2008 03:43 AM
Is still squeaky new; apply lube liberally, or you might tear him.
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Hilarious
5 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 03:44 AM
poking pram in the ass is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/13/2008 04:08 AM
Shares a country with 5150.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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The British Guy 398 5
02/13/2008 07:17 PM
AIDS feels sorry for you.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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The British Guy 398 5
02/13/2008 07:18 PM
Hey Frost you The British Guy
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/13/2008 08:11 PM
Has his picture in the big book of british smiles.
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Funny
3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/13/2008 08:29 PM
gives a reach around to a spider monkeys while choking himself.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/13/2008 09:12 PM
you are a boil on the Emerson of life
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/13/2008 09:26 PM
engages in excessive amounts of backdoor shenanigans.
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Funny
5 votes
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/13/2008 09:31 PM
Knows, cause it's his backdoor that's getting shennaniganed.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/13/2008 11:00 PM
Is the funniest poster all time, but secretly dead inside.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/13/2008 11:06 PM
you enjoy the smell of your own farts way too much!
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/14/2008 12:31 AM
He enjoys the smell of others' farts.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/14/2008 12:48 AM
He enjoys the smell of his finger after farting on it.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 12:49 AM
He enjoys smelling prams dirty socks.
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3 votes
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Gnastynate 80 6
02/14/2008 12:52 AM
You're like a 'possum eatin grits by the light of the moon....
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 01:06 AM
Thats more of a compliment, really. So you failed at this thread.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/14/2008 02:20 AM
Doesn't play by the rules!!
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 02:26 AM
Clearly doesn't know the rules. I insulted him by saying he failed at the thread.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Phuc 237,919 21
02/14/2008 02:28 AM
Has a girly username.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/14/2008 02:36 AM
May infect a Mormon.
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/14/2008 02:42 AM
Puts a whole new meaning to "Doggy style".
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 02:44 AM
Is probably wearing a shirt that would best be described as "tasteless"
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 02:52 AM
Is a stupid persons idea of a clever person.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/14/2008 02:53 AM
Smells funny.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 02:57 AM
Is a teletubbie rubbing slacker.
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Funny
4 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 03:03 AM
.baby a as dropped Was
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/14/2008 03:10 AM
runs his posts through babelfish, apparently
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 03:20 AM
Should have dead babies stapled to him.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 03:21 AM
Will soon be kentucky fried.
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Funny
3 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 03:24 AM
Has unusually hairy arms
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 03:29 AM
Has one foot slightly larger than the other.
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Funny
4 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 03:35 AM
Has nothing better to do than sit at his computer and insult people.
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Funny
3 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 03:41 AM
has a mother...
and she smells like cheese
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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The British Guy 398 5
02/14/2008 03:51 AM
doesnt have a mother
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 03:52 AM
Has a hilarious accent, I'd wager.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/14/2008 03:52 AM
wishes he was the British Guy
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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The British Guy 398 5
02/14/2008 03:52 AM
but if he did, she would most certainly smell of cheese
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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The British Guy 398 5
02/14/2008 04:01 AM
wishes that the above posts were together and not interspersed with others' posts which humiliate and anger The British Guy
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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rockie_is_amazing 18,570 33
02/14/2008 09:17 AM
is as fearsome as a kitten with Down's Syndrome
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Thud 68,506 19
02/14/2008 09:39 AM
Too slow to make it on the short bus.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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rockie_is_amazing 18,570 33
02/14/2008 09:41 AM
stll believes in the tooth fairy
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/14/2008 10:13 AM
Uses underscores in public username.
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5 votes
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death_to_smoochy 18,570 33
02/14/2008 10:27 AM
has the IQ of a jar of mayonnaise
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4 votes
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Thud 68,506 19
02/14/2008 10:50 AM
Apparently has spent enough time talking with mayonnaise to have a good estimate of it's intelligence.
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3 votes
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YeOleSmurf 299 6
02/14/2008 12:35 PM
Wow, I never heard of a Penis getting a Dirty Sanchez. Nice work Thud!
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4 votes
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YeOleSmurf 299 6
02/14/2008 12:36 PM
I Frost your mom last night Smurf.
Oh wait...
Gross
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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Blackwater 274 5
02/14/2008 02:41 PM
Way to go Smurf. Keep it all in the family, as we sure as hell don't want any of it out here.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/14/2008 07:46 PM
Has a face just like the one in his avatar.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 08:17 PM
Has a face only his mother could love.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/14/2008 08:27 PM
has a mother with one leg shorter than the other, so we call her ILENE
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3 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/14/2008 08:28 PM
has a mother so bald head, i can read her mind
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Side-splitting
4 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 08:30 PM
Needs to go back to continue grade 2 to learn some grammar.
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6 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/14/2008 08:51 PM
you need to stay away from the 2nd graders, just like the court order says.
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3 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/14/2008 08:52 PM
has "mint" breath, As inmint to brush his teeth and forgot
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3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/14/2008 09:07 PM
well, good for you, you managed to brush your tooth this morning. gotta keep old chopper in good condition. tell me, is it annoying to try and eat a piece of pizza only to sit and punch holes in it over and over?
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2 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/14/2008 09:18 PM
thinks farts can get drunk
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4 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/14/2008 09:19 PM
doesn't make sense and has a fat ass
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/14/2008 09:24 PM
if jokes were food, your ass would be normal size, fatty.
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Side-splitting
3 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/14/2008 09:28 PM
almost as annoying as one of your herpes outbreaks.
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3 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/14/2008 09:31 PM
Is just as amusing as everyone else in this thread.
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/14/2008 09:38 PM
you're not really saying much, you are entertained for hours with a milk crate and a mirror.
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/14/2008 09:38 PM
Is easily distracted by shiny objects.
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/14/2008 09:42 PM
easily ravaged for $2
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3 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/14/2008 09:47 PM
which is twicw as much as you charge
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/14/2008 09:51 PM
your wife comes by so often, it still pays the bills.
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2 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/14/2008 11:40 PM
Is all alone on Valentines day because he is a piece of crap.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Pants 14,252 17
02/15/2008 12:09 AM
"Insult the person above you, II"
Frost YOU GOD!
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2 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/15/2008 12:54 AM
tell ur mom she left her panties in my car last night
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6 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 01:08 AM
tell your mom i left my car in her panties last night
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 01:15 AM
Just call me Dad, DrunkenFart. And say hello to your mother for me.
Happy Valentines Day Son.. your a piece of Shakespeare.
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3 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/15/2008 01:17 AM
Your mother is a crap filled bowel.
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2 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 01:17 AM
the apple never really does fall far from the tree does it pop?
i hate you for giving me this big nose.
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3 votes
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DieLawn 494 6
02/15/2008 01:32 AM
Don't be silly, you're adopted and nobody loves you.
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2 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/15/2008 01:35 AM
still better than being molested by uncle jimmy.
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/15/2008 01:41 AM
At least he HAS an uncle jimmy...
...wait a second.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 01:43 AM
Doesn't have an Uncle Jimmy.
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2 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/15/2008 01:53 AM
didnt i see your username on dateline to catch a predator??.............. why don't you have a seat over there.
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/15/2008 01:57 AM
Is a guy who is black. 'Nuff said.
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2 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/15/2008 01:59 AM
his wife granmother aunt sister, and sometimes his dad arent complaining though; they love the dark meat.
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/15/2008 02:00 AM
failed to follow the rules of the thread. You are a failure.
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3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 02:05 AM
not smart enough to keep up with a black guy
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/15/2008 02:11 AM
not smart enough to SHUT THE HELL UP!
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3 votes
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blackguy 200 5
02/15/2008 02:16 AM
lol, ya overstimulated Poe muscle
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2 votes
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BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/15/2008 02:18 AM
You're a bunch of clickie whores
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 02:24 AM
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my Coleridge in your ass.
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2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 02:29 AM
Has his mother's vagina.
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BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/15/2008 02:33 AM
I'm about to soccermom every post in this thread
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/15/2008 02:38 AM
And I'm about to kick you in the taint.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 02:41 AM
Your face looks like Heath Ledger. Postmortem... too soon?
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/15/2008 02:43 AM
I may look like heath ledger: The man. You look more like heath ledger: The joker.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 02:57 AM
You look like a warm Heath bar.
Gooey and lumpy.
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3 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/15/2008 03:32 AM
your mom had a uterus and you lived in it.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 03:32 AM
You look like the tasty treat from 2 girls, 1 cup.
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Nikku 289 5
02/15/2008 03:36 AM
Is depriving some poor village of its idiot.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 03:38 AM
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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Nikku 289 5
02/15/2008 03:40 AM
Has an IQ 6 points lower than butter.
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5 votes
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/15/2008 03:45 AM
Was rejected for sex by a tub of butter.
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3 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/15/2008 03:46 AM
Has a small enough pepe for a tab of butter
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4 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 03:52 AM
butterjokes:
her face is funny butterjokes aren't
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 03:57 AM
I've Abandoned my Child! I've abandoned my Boy! I've abandoned my piece of Shakespeare!
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 04:37 AM
Has some great punchlines, but doesn't have any jokes that match them.
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3 votes
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i hate florida 18,570 33
02/15/2008 04:42 AM
anyone whose icon is a piece of Shakespeare must be in fact a piece of Shakespeare.
that was terribly mean, i apologise
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 04:55 AM
Is a self loathing Spoon who lives in Boca Raton, Century Villiage, Phase two. And enjoys high tech tip calculators.
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 04:58 AM
nobody likes you, go in a corner and die
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 05:00 AM
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 05:03 AM
Has a face only a mother could love, and when she saw it she killed herself
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5 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 05:04 AM
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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3 votes
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i hate florida 18,570 33
02/15/2008 05:10 AM
do you ever wonder what life would be like without you? because i do and it's nice... really nice
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 05:24 AM
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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blackguy 200 5
02/15/2008 05:27 AM
was actually born out of his mothers rectum
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ChuckSteak 31 6
02/15/2008 08:04 AM
You, your uncle and your mother took part in a three way golden shower.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 08:26 AM
Has some great punchlines-
on the back of his neck from my fist!
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3 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/15/2008 08:30 AM
The short bus has a seat reserved just for you.
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 09:15 AM
He drives my short bus.
Oh, that didn't sound right.
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 10:43 AM
Is the short bus
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3 votes
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/15/2008 10:46 AM
Is still on short bus jokes.
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 10:59 AM
Is lonelier than a nerd with no porn
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 11:27 AM
Needs an excuse to be lonely.
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4 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 11:34 AM
He can't think up a good insult
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/15/2008 11:37 AM
Makes a great Pram and steak sandwich.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/15/2008 03:49 PM
I don't like Pram-bashing, but if these are the rules...
Is Pram.
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The Glitz, the Glamour, the McPants 19,555 11
02/15/2008 04:36 PM
Does not appear to be an attractive, metrosexual/gay man.
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4 votes
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oh my gross 336 5
02/15/2008 04:51 PM
could be a nice, caring person...
ON BACKWARDS DAY!
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oh my gross 336 5
02/15/2008 05:45 PM
likes def leppard
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oh my gross 336 5
02/15/2008 05:45 PM
has a poor self-image
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3 votes
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oh my gross 336 5
02/15/2008 05:45 PM
is now only entertaining herself
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/15/2008 05:48 PM
Eats toe-jam with man-chowder sprinkled with eczema flakes for breakfast.
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 08:24 PM
Has a dick smaller than an over-used pencil.
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2 votes
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/15/2008 08:52 PM
Knows cause he's been nose to penis with it.
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Fratberry 283,028 53
02/15/2008 08:54 PM
Is Chickens
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2 votes
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/15/2008 09:08 PM
Doesn't know the difference between an insult thread and an ultimate complement thread.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 09:13 PM
doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground
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3 votes
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/15/2008 09:21 PM
Doesn't like Star Trek, therefore has no tradeable value whatsoever.
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 09:27 PM
meh, dork.
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/15/2008 09:28 PM
Loves Star Trek, and therefore has no tradeable value.
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3 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/15/2008 09:29 PM
Slower than molasses in a Siberian winter.
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4 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 09:47 PM
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you must be invunerable.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/15/2008 10:05 PM
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/15/2008 10:16 PM
just put it in your ass along with all the other miscellaneous stuff that's already in there.
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/15/2008 10:24 PM
Pickle you Kumquat!
Doodoo head cootie queen.
(I love that commercial)
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 10:33 PM
Enjoys quality movies like lifetime originals
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/15/2008 10:48 PM
Wants to be TomKats new convert
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 10:53 PM
Is TomKats new convert
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/15/2008 11:01 PM
Loves long walks off short piers
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/15/2008 11:02 PM
Misses the pier completely and walks into oncoming traffic
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3 votes
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Vomus 415 6
02/15/2008 11:03 PM
Should take a long walk off a short pier.
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3 votes
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KingMikeII 354 7
02/15/2008 11:12 PM
Is going to get ass-raped by a short pier. Think about it
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/15/2008 11:14 PM
Gargles Peanut Butter
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/15/2008 11:17 PM
I don't believe that one was for me.
at any rate...You like to go to supermarkets just to slap the hams.
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Vomus 415 6
02/15/2008 11:27 PM
Is a poster child for birth control.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/16/2008 12:09 AM
Is a poster child for late term abortions.
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 12:10 AM
Is a poster child for autism.
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5 votes
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KingMikeII 354 7
02/16/2008 12:14 AM
Is a poster child for autistic pedophiles
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 12:16 AM
Is a poster child for Fetal Alchohol Syndrome
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 12:17 AM
Is a poster child for poster children...
...wait a sec.
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2 votes
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/16/2008 12:18 AM
Is a poster child for mexican transvestite midgets. And skippy.
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 12:48 AM
Is pretty fly, for a white guy.
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4 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/16/2008 02:10 AM
Is the poster child for Colon Cleanse.
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KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/16/2008 02:27 AM
Couldn't hack it as the poster child for Colon Cleanse.
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 02:29 AM
Has the cleanest colon I've ever seen.
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4 votes
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KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/16/2008 02:30 AM
Has the cleanest colon I've never seen.
Gotta watch those typos!
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2 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 02:40 AM
Is too naive to realize GAB is full of stalkers.
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/16/2008 02:40 AM
Drops the soap on purpose
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2 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/16/2008 02:50 AM
Gets off by insulting random people on the internet.
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4 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/16/2008 02:57 AM
Is here to make the rest of us feel intelligent
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/16/2008 02:58 AM
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
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4 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/16/2008 02:58 AM
Must have a very large brain...to hold so much ignorance
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3 votes
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Nikku 289 5
02/16/2008 03:08 AM
Could suck start a Harley
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2 votes
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/16/2008 04:12 AM
Is new.
</Hammerhead>
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/16/2008 05:49 AM
Needs to learn how to start her HTML tags.
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2 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/16/2008 06:34 AM
Needs to find something better to do with his time
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2 votes
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shadesofgrey 5,445 7
02/16/2008 07:35 AM
All-time funniest: 1338
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3 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/16/2008 09:09 AM
Wouldn't know funny if it gave him a reach-around.
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2 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/16/2008 09:25 AM
Has an I.Q. so low you could count it on one hand
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3 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/16/2008 09:45 AM
Couldn't count to 19 without taking shoes and socks off.
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2 votes
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manhole 21,656 29
02/16/2008 09:54 AM
<action>break dances to DJ Jazzy Jeff</action>
ooooohhhh you just got served!
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/16/2008 09:54 AM
Thinks the definition of turning someone on is slipping a roofie in their drink
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2 votes
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manhole 21,656 29
02/16/2008 10:01 AM
Whats wrong with that? You mean thats a bad thing?
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2 votes
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manhole 21,656 29
02/16/2008 10:06 AM
STFU N00b!
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3 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/16/2008 10:10 AM
doesn't know how to read intructions
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3 votes
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manhole 21,656 29
02/16/2008 10:14 AM
Well you're about as sharp as a bowling ball, arn't ya.
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3 votes
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bluzesinger 650 6
02/16/2008 11:32 AM
I'm sorry...when did you get a lobotomy?
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2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/16/2008 11:42 AM
Practices a dead art.
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4 votes
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/16/2008 12:03 PM
Practices "art" on the dead.
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3 votes
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CarpetGnome 30 5
02/16/2008 12:37 PM
Is short and my mother dresses them funny.
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7 votes
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Holy shit, a talking Phla! 131,068 34
02/16/2008 12:50 PM
Found ZUG after spending countless hours googling MAGNA-RX.
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2 votes
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/16/2008 12:50 PM
...Is working his way through the last of his 'shrooms?
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3 votes
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manhole 21,656 29
02/16/2008 12:51 PM
You remind me of Pubah.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/16/2008 12:51 PM
BAH! Stupid Cinderblock- can't hit the submit button as fast as Phla.
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manhole 21,656 29
02/16/2008 12:56 PM
ass kisser
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2 votes
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BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
02/16/2008 01:17 PM
ass kisser
you mistake Cinderblock for Trixxie..
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2 votes
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CarpetGnome 30 5
02/16/2008 01:26 PM
Has a low opinion of others.... thinks they are his/her equals.
Phla..... yes, it is tiny.
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3 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/16/2008 02:34 PM
Has a head shaped like a butt-plug.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/17/2008 01:48 AM
Makes stupid puns about poop.
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2 votes
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Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
02/17/2008 02:24 AM
I don't have to write anything for this one, do I?
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3 votes
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/17/2008 06:20 AM
Is jewish, and thus probably has a humorously large nose.
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4 votes
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Straw 98,019 37
02/17/2008 07:34 AM
I like radishes, what's your problem?!?!*
*Please don't be offended, Kchiki! I'm just doing it for the thread.**
** I'm not very good at this, am I?
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5 votes
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Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/17/2008 07:42 AM
isn't very good at this
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3 votes
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Slinky 28,185 10
02/17/2008 07:47 AM
too busy stating the obvious instead of contributing to teh funny!
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2 votes
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MrSpazzOut 248 5
02/17/2008 12:22 PM
Is a children's toy made in china
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2 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/17/2008 05:09 PM
Puts Chinese toys in his stinky dark place.
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2 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/17/2008 06:52 PM
Orb whore.
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2 votes
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Cap'n Morgan 472 6
02/17/2008 10:33 PM
Lousy, good for nothing, lame comedy site surfing, friendless, piece of excrement without anything better to do on a Sunday morning ZUG poster!
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2 votes
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panicBoy 313 9
02/17/2008 11:45 PM
Yeah, you pretty much covered it.
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2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/18/2008 04:40 PM
Covers himself. With petroleum jelly.
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2 votes
4.0
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/18/2008 09:42 PM
Thanks for the word picture. Pass the bleach, please.
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2 votes
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Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
02/18/2008 10:17 PM
Wishes they were included in the sequel to Two Girls - One Cup.
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2 votes
5.0
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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/18/2008 11:43 PM
contains unsafe amounts of lead.
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2 votes
4.5
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/19/2008 07:00 AM
I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!
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2 votes
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Pubic Name 387 6
02/19/2008 09:17 AM
yeah, cum milkshake mustaches for everyone!
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2 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/19/2008 08:06 PM
So new, that even if he slept with a regular GABber, it wouldn't make headlines.
Unless the GABber was Tra*BLAM*!
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/19/2008 08:23 PM
Enjoys an un-lubricated Colonoscopy to pass the time.
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/19/2008 08:48 PM
Gives colonoscopies for a living, and enjoys it.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/19/2008 09:17 PM
Enjoys watching Mung give colonoscopies.
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/19/2008 09:18 PM
Asks for a reach-around while getting a prostate exam
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3 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/19/2008 09:29 PM
<action>douses thread with holy water</action>
Noobs be gone! The power of Christ compels you. Post in this thread no more!
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3 votes
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/19/2008 09:32 PM
the power of christ compels me to silence your nonsense and kick you in the Carroll
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3 votes
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Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/19/2008 09:54 PM
You're an asswipe.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/19/2008 10:06 PM
Runs out of toilet paper sometimes and has to use her sleeve.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/19/2008 10:09 PM
Isn't fast enough for the wiley Ravos.
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/19/2008 10:24 PM
Is rather fearful of the dreaded GABberywocky, as he should be.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/19/2008 11:20 PM
Unclogs his nose in his own direction.
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4 votes
4.8
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/19/2008 11:22 PM
Does horrible and unspeakable things to infants.
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3 votes
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/19/2008 11:31 PM
never understood why the boogeyman reached into his pajama pants at night....
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3 votes
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/19/2008 11:31 PM
really isn't funny without two martinis in her system
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3 votes
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/19/2008 11:32 PM
wants the waitress to stop Frost-ing around and bring her drink
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4 votes
4.2
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
02/20/2008 12:00 AM
i want you to stop drinking around and bring me a Frost
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/20/2008 12:01 AM
Can pee standing up.
With the worst aim imaginable!
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2 votes
4.5
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Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/20/2008 01:19 AM
You people don't know when to give up on a dead horse.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/20/2008 03:08 AM
Doesn't know when to give up on his dead chickens.
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2 votes
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/20/2008 04:21 AM
looks a lot better after a few drinks.
by a few i mean like 7 long islands
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/20/2008 04:47 AM
The other discharge she recently received resides in her panties. We salute you!
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/20/2008 05:15 AM
Enjoys Asphyxiating himself while insulting others.
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/20/2008 09:04 AM
Has an apt name. Well, the first part, anyway.
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3 votes
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Pubic Name 387 6
02/20/2008 09:41 AM
needs to stop choking the chicken, it will stay that color
(speaking from personal experience)
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/20/2008 09:44 AM
Has ugly glutes.
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3 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/20/2008 09:52 AM
I phallic shaped and phallic challenged
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/20/2008 10:03 AM
Is a main character in Marilyn Manson's "The Nobodies".
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4 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/20/2008 10:25 PM
4 inches of balls, 2 inches of shaft = 6 inches of Pram.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/20/2008 11:52 PM
Has just one ball, and it's totally eclipsed his penis, and is now spreading to other parts of his body.
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5 votes
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Autra is at work! 10,560 11
02/20/2008 11:57 PM
<action>beats it to death</action>You suck, your shoes smell funny, and I hope you die before you make more music.
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 12:24 AM
<action>Tollbooth Willie</action>I'VE ALREADY HEARD THAT ONE, YOU FrostIN' UNORIGINAL BASTARD!
GO SUCK A Coleridge, YOU FrostIN' PIECE OF REPEATIN' Shakespeare!
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4 votes
4.8
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/21/2008 12:56 AM
He is what he eats... 7 year old little boys.
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3 votes
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The 'Coy'ote 40 5
02/21/2008 01:15 AM
Mother wears boots of combat
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4 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/21/2008 01:54 AM
Mother wears boots of Mung. I leave them at the bedside every night before we copulate.
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3 votes
4.7
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Thud 68,506 19
02/21/2008 02:31 AM
Missed idea of "everything".
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3 votes
4.3
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The 'Coy'ote 40 5
02/21/2008 02:45 AM
Can not think of a creative name
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3 votes
4.3
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/21/2008 02:50 AM
Probably went to a second rate school, like Yale.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/21/2008 03:43 AM
Got completely confused when i was describing what Pram was all a'boot
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3 votes
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Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/21/2008 03:53 AM
Hasn't been nearly as funny as me this month.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/21/2008 04:06 AM
Enjoys eating finger food after leaving a public restroom.
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 07:51 AM
Enjoys eating finger food before leaving a public restroom.
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3 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/21/2008 07:55 AM
Was once in charge of boy George's codpiece.
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4 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 07:57 AM
is Boy George's codpiece.
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3 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/21/2008 07:58 AM
well a least I get a good scrubbing when you lick me clean
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3 votes
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 08:09 AM
Sometimes uses words like "you" as a stand-in for another word he'll put in later.
In this case, "you" = that guy from Lemonparty.
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3 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/21/2008 08:14 AM
wow...I'm out gunned at the moment. I am tired, will return in the morning.
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4 votes
4.0
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 08:21 AM
"I'm so out of shape, reading GAB exhausts me".
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3 votes
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Pubic Name 387 6
02/21/2008 10:23 AM
grinds the thread to a screeching halt
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5 votes
4.2
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 11:45 AM
Grinds his ass on his lover's dick.
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8 votes
4.9
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Thud 68,506 19
02/21/2008 12:03 PM
Grinds his dick on his lover's insole.
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5 votes
4.6
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syncope 49,019 14
02/21/2008 02:14 PM
Picked the only facial hair style that Bruce Villanche deemed "too gay."
(was there a line we were supposed to look for?)
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4 votes
4.8
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/21/2008 07:52 PM
Is a Hemophiliac cutter
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4 votes
4.8
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Pram 80,728 42
02/21/2008 10:54 PM
Is a homophiliac fluffer.
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5 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/22/2008 02:38 AM
is a necrophiliac fluffer.
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8 votes
2.5
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manhole 21,656 29
02/22/2008 09:14 AM
dfjnfifndbsvthjbu
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5 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/22/2008 08:58 PM
Couldn't qualify for the Special Olympics.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/22/2008 11:12 PM
Her parents are siblings.
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4 votes
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syncope 49,019 14
02/22/2008 11:14 PM
Contributed WAY too much to that stupid Chuck Norris thread.
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/22/2008 11:18 PM
Will need to go into hiding for that Chuck Norris comment.
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3 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/22/2008 11:30 PM
Turns the grass brown if not picked up right away.
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3 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/23/2008 12:20 AM
Eats brown snow
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3 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 12:47 AM
Mother was a snow blower.
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2 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 12:55 AM
Your mother is Canadian. And by Canadian I mean a cum dumpster.
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2 votes
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Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/23/2008 01:11 AM
Your mother is a hampster. And by hampster, I mean small, furry rodent.
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2 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 01:21 AM
She enjoys my mother in her bum bum.
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2 votes
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Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/23/2008 01:23 AM
Doesn't know the difference his mother & father.
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2 votes
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 01:42 AM
Is my mother. And my mother is a whore.
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2 votes
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/23/2008 02:54 AM
should be put in a bag and set a flame on somebodies porch.
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1 votes
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Max Coolbody 183 6
02/23/2008 03:04 AM
Should learn how to spell.
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1 votes
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Max Coolbody 183 6
02/23/2008 03:41 AM
Should poo in her own mouth.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 03:45 AM
Should suck up that GIANT loss and crawl into a hole!
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Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/23/2008 03:46 AM
Was fabricated in a test tube.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 03:55 AM
Was a prom night dumpster baby.
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Jay master of cheese 99 6
02/23/2008 04:10 AM
well at least you have good prospects, your mother was an unpaid whore!
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/23/2008 04:15 AM
Should capitalize the first word of his sentence...NooB
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/23/2008 08:57 AM
Was eaten by my dog last night, and then thrown up on the carpet for my brother to clean up.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/23/2008 09:00 AM
Can pee standing up, but can't pee straight up.
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/23/2008 09:06 AM
Is the reason I joined GAB. Probably the worst reason ever.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/23/2008 09:09 AM
You keep saying that.
Stop blaming me.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/23/2008 09:09 AM
Oops, sorry: Is stupid because she keeps blaming me.
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MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/23/2008 09:56 AM
<action>is enjoying the novelty of the swear bot</action>
Frost the Frost-ing Froster
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Pubic Name 387 6
02/23/2008 09:51 PM
is sophmoric
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The 'Coy'ote 40 5
02/25/2008 07:44 PM
Takes one to know one!
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Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/25/2008 08:53 PM
My imaginary friend says you have issues.
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Pubic Name 387 6
02/25/2008 11:46 PM
My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend
and he says you smell
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/26/2008 02:04 AM
My imaginary friend had sex with your mother. He has since contracted imaginary Genital Warts.
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Pubic Name 387 6
02/26/2008 06:04 AM
My imaginary friend has an imaginary foam for your imagainary friend's imaginary VD. You can hop in his imaginary car and drive to his imaginary bungaloe on his imaginary private beach. After that, you can beat an imaginary dead horse... to turn a phrase
imaginary
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/26/2008 11:59 PM
I say, Jeremy, isn't that Reginald B. Stifworth, the young upstart chap who's been touting the merits of a united European commonwealth?
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/27/2008 08:10 PM
is a low-grade narcoleptic with a penchant for buggery
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Viper6 28 6
02/28/2008 06:43 PM
I've been to 2 World Fairs and 3 Goat Frostins and I aint NEVER seen anything like them
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
02/28/2008 08:08 PM
Has lactating man boobs.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/29/2008 02:08 AM
Will mung either sex, but prefers MEN.
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Chance 171,275 14
02/29/2008 03:06 AM
Dogs has a stalker? Who sniffs whose panties now?
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Pram 80,728 42
02/29/2008 03:13 AM
Posts everything but her shopping list in threads.
You know I wuv woo.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/29/2008 05:47 AM
Could hurt someone with a compliment.
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Pram 80,728 42
02/29/2008 06:55 PM
I own 65 pairs of shoes.
Is in debt.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/01/2008 04:11 AM
Puts the art in retarted. But I would totally tap that.
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Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,711 7
03/01/2008 04:16 AM
Repeats previous post for no reason whatsoever.
Also love the feeling of a sloth between their legs.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/01/2008 04:21 AM
Lives in New York's sweaty taint.
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Pram 80,728 42
03/01/2008 05:19 AM
Likes to repeat earlier posts in the same thread.
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party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
03/01/2008 06:23 AM
likes to repeat earlier posts in the thread. look at frat's post.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/02/2008 10:53 PM
is shallow and pedantic.
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bluzesinger 650 6
03/03/2008 12:01 AM
Swallows and is pederastic.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/03/2008 01:38 AM
Is a big stinky doo-doo head.
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BarneyBites 2,612 19
03/03/2008 01:53 AM
spends to much time with people under the age of 8
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/03/2008 02:04 AM
Didn't spend enough time studying grammar.
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syncope 49,019 14
03/03/2008 02:11 AM
Shows promise. Needs more effort.
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bluzesinger 650 6
03/03/2008 02:30 AM
Promises to show NO effort
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/03/2008 02:44 AM
Graduated a non accredited university.
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Pram 80,728 42
03/03/2008 03:11 AM
<action>Ghostbusters</action>You never studied.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/03/2008 08:50 AM
Your mom went to college.
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rockie is amazing 18,570 33
03/04/2008 03:57 AM
Is dull like a cupcake.
<action> reminds Pram that he made a promise...</action>
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Pram 80,728 42
03/04/2008 04:54 AM
Is that one half of a sexual position?
And I agree, you are dull like a cupcake.
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Pram 80,728 42
03/04/2008 05:28 AM
(a whole position would be a birthday cake)
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rockie is amazing 18,570 33
03/04/2008 06:03 AM
Is as useful as a blind, retarted chimpanzee.
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EvelKnievel 947 6
03/04/2008 06:45 AM
Makes a blind, retarded, chimpanzee look like Einstein
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/04/2008 09:22 AM
is as dead as this thread.
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Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
03/04/2008 08:56 PM
The last funny post in this thread was made by Pram on the 18th. Every post after that was nothing but one big circle jerk.
Go wash your hands, n00bs.
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JakAus 310 6
03/21/2008 01:20 AM
Doesn't know when to let a thread die.
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Evel Knievel 947 6
03/21/2008 08:05 AM
Snorts coke off a dead threads ass
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coopintime 0 5
03/21/2008 01:02 PM
when you screwed your mother was it beasteality or incest
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TheFunnyMan 59 5
03/22/2008 12:57 AM
When I screwed your mother it wasnt bestiality or incest.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
03/22/2008 12:59 AM
Goes by a misnomer.
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Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
03/22/2008 01:10 AM
is a bottom.
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Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/22/2008 01:23 AM
Is Lactating as we speak.
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Alarm Clock*12:00*12:00*12:00*12:01 6,348 4
12/31/2009 01:41 AM
Small nosed, loose pursed, and extremely clean in mind and manners.
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/31/2009 02:19 AM
You're fat
hearted.
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dasypygal-unwaxed 14,795 17
12/31/2009 02:26 AM
You missed your train you lazy Frost!
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/31/2009 02:36 AM
Has the first name of a fat hippie, and the last name of a feminist.
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Zuggerina ~~chubby chuckle 772 9
12/31/2009 04:04 AM
Any one who is going to go tough on Pram is a meanie . so i am going to say,Pram you have a great day
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Zuggerina ~~chubby chuckle 772 9
12/31/2009 04:54 AM
Wait a second i am supposed to be MC Meanie right? i would say the person above the above comment is an Incubus who is shagging a poltergeist who has a uncontrollable fart problem.
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Lobster resolves to be nicer 18,570 33
12/31/2009 06:29 AM
Needs to lay off teh LSD.
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
12/31/2009 06:49 AM
Needs to take some LSD... Cut with Frankenberry cereal.
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Lobster resolves to be nicer 18,570 33
12/31/2009 07:08 AM
STILL jealous of my bitchin shoe collection.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/31/2009 09:09 AM
...I don't have to say anything.
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Zuggerina ~~chubby chuckle 772 9
12/31/2009 10:53 AM
Removes the duct tape and the gag and allows to say something .followed by discipline by whipping .
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/31/2009 12:46 PM
Doesn't know the definition of "insult."
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,976 36
12/31/2009 12:48 PM
Get out of the way so I can insult the fatty, Cinder.
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Cinderblock 27,578 25
12/31/2009 01:58 PM
Posts things too late.
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/01/2010 12:16 AM
Is flat and blocky.
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/01/2010 12:27 AM
Would comment on how oranges look orange too.
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dasypygal-unwaxed 14,795 17
01/01/2010 12:35 AM
is wasted (again) because he missed his train
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/01/2010 01:16 AM
has a hairy vag that smells like expired carrot cake.
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Zuggerina ~~chubby chuckle 772 9
01/01/2010 05:41 AM
It was so not worth it that his mom decided to do the expulsion through the posterior hole during parturition
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dasypygal-unwaxed 14,795 17
01/01/2010 03:42 PM
has a hairy vag that smells like expired carrot cake.
Actually, it's yams. (have we met?)
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Pramable Lectern 80,728 42
01/01/2010 04:23 PM
God no.
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