sparksinner 286 6
02/08/2008 08:35 AM

Menthos, the freshmaker

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/08/2008 08:39 AM

"Let's dispose of the body in here!"



Ok seriously how the HELL do you talk a girl into doing that? I mean, either it's a girl with little hands like that or Johnny Depp.

Obese 3,430 7
02/08/2008 08:40 AM

Reason's why you should rub the lotion on your skin.

sparksinner 286 6
02/08/2008 09:00 AM

"Ok seriously how the HELL do you talk a girl into doing that?"

It can't be that hard.

- I swear to God, [current Hollywood object of female desire] is down there, we gotta rescue him.

- I think I just Shakespeare a 2-carat diamond.


I'm sure there's more and funnier ways but I'm tired.

Chit 178,781 15
02/08/2008 11:33 AM

In Scandinavia, corn divers can earn a good wage and a bottle of wadka for a cheek full of nibblits.

Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/08/2008 11:38 AM

Old school swirlie.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/08/2008 02:09 PM

That man's throwing out a perfectly good white person.

Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580 61
02/08/2008 02:18 PM

You're sure I can get high this way?

Blackwater 274 5
02/08/2008 03:15 PM

Pervs.

Pram 80,728 42
02/08/2008 06:44 PM

"See? I told you your Shakespeare stinks. Now I've told you TWICE!"

Freckle Monster 171,275 14
02/08/2008 11:22 PM

Dogs just made me giggle.

Good Dog.