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An idea challenge by Rabble Ravos 63,472 21
02/09/2008 12:57 AM 246 views

Try to come up with the funniest idea for insurance.

Spontaneous combustion insurance.

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(Funniest: Space Admiral BobJohnson,BlaiseMilla,shadesofgrey)


Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741080
shadesofgrey 5,445 7
02/09/2008 12:59 AM

I could use some "Lame Unfunny Post Insurance".

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741085
jxn sally 131 6
02/09/2008 01:13 AM

N00B insurance

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741086
Slinky 28,185 10
02/09/2008 01:13 AM

I see you all qualify for retard insurance.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741087
Chit 178,781 15
02/09/2008 01:21 AM

Premature Ejaculation Insurance.


You pop off in 3 minutes...she gets a shopping spree.

Everyone is happy.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741089
BlaiseMilla 67,057 13
02/09/2008 01:23 AM

Toilet Insurance- if you get to work and discover you have to take a dump, you get to go home and crap in the safe comfort of your home toilet.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741090
The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
02/09/2008 01:27 AM

"That time of the month" insurance. - You get $20 and a bus ticket to go to town.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741092
Aphrodite 2,261 13
02/09/2008 01:31 AM

Your boss occasionally goes crazy insurance.

When your boss turns into an absolute psycho and you absolutly must punch her in the head, this covers the cost of the lawsuit settlement.

 

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Vomus 415 6
02/09/2008 01:40 AM

Date-rape insurance.

Will automatically make her a "willing" participant.

 

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Chit 178,781 15
02/09/2008 01:40 AM

Poe insurance.


You go out on a date that ends with just a peck on the cheek...



HOOKERS and BLOW show up at your door.

 

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Atticus Jones 189 6
02/09/2008 02:05 AM

Tits insurance.

If your tits get hard, you get $15 and everyone else gets a beer.

All in all, its a good deal.

 

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Flaming Bag of Shemp! 22,222 17
02/09/2008 02:20 AM

Penis caught in the fly of your pants insurance.

 

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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/09/2008 09:48 AM

Fly in your soup insurance.

 

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Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/09/2008 11:24 PM

flappy cooch insurance.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1741345
Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
02/09/2008 11:43 PM

Insurance insurance: For when you have a minor insurance claim, but are scared to use it because your rates might go up.

If you have a scratched bumper or hail-damaged roof, they'll completely destroy your house or car. That way you'll feel comfortable making a claim with your regular insurance.