Chit 178,781 15
02/09/2008 02:54 AM

Wow...that sounds kinda sketchy to me.

By definition, anywhere there are train tracks, tends to not be such a good area to be spending the night.

Maybe you could get another car full of Hell's Angels to protect you and cook up your meth
n-Shakespeare.

Worked for The Stones.

Sort-of.

KChiki is trying not to spill her guts! 128,359 98
02/09/2008 02:56 AM

Definitely two chicks at once.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
02/09/2008 03:04 AM

Frickin sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
02/09/2008 03:05 AM

A dungeon.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/09/2008 03:05 AM

"Hey, lets drive over there."
"We can't. It's a train."
"Damn."

Autra - Shakin' that sexy thang 10,560 11
02/09/2008 03:05 AM

A dead hooker and some blow.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
02/09/2008 03:06 AM

Unlimited funds and all you want are my leftovers?

Autra - Shakin' that sexy thang 10,560 11
02/09/2008 03:08 AM

Well, and one of what each of you wanted.

But you can't forget your roots, man.

Stick with what you know.

Chit 178,781 15
02/09/2008 03:13 AM

Am I the only one that can't stop thinking of KChiki doin two chicks at once?


That's what I would want... KChiki doin two chicks at once.

Autra - Shakin' that sexy thang 10,560 11
02/09/2008 03:15 AM

Well, yeah.

But thats one of those things that if you think about it to much, your head will explode from the awesomeness

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/09/2008 03:15 AM

Hey, I'm trying to get back into my "groove".

Slinky 28,185 10
02/09/2008 03:16 AM

<action> is a 20 something year old guy</action> You do know that Stella got her groove back by Frost-ing some 20 something year old guy.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/09/2008 03:16 AM

Most of us would love to get into your 'groove'.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/09/2008 03:17 AM

Stupid Slinky and his black movie/book references.

Atticus Jones 189 6
02/09/2008 03:26 AM

I would make a horse into a unicorn. But this unicorn's horn is special, as it fires photon beams from it when I press a button. I will finally be able to take over Russia!

The Motherland shall be mine.

Chit 178,781 15
02/09/2008 03:27 AM

KChiki needs a new witty tagline.


KChiki...Back in Her "Groove".



(((BOIOIOIOIOINGGG)))

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/09/2008 03:28 AM

A full-time nanny.

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/09/2008 03:54 AM

I'd also buy one of these.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/09/2008 03:54 AM

Two chicks at once?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, not all chicks. But the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me.

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/09/2008 03:59 AM

Last time I traveled Amtrack I asked the porter about private cars and he said they definitely exist, but the folks that have them are mucho rich. He also gave me a nod and a wink as to say there was one hooked up to the train we were on.

It's like rving the world but letting someone else drive and there's a dining car and a bar if you don't want to cook or mix.

Jew Girl 15,189 12
02/09/2008 04:00 AM

I'm with Kchi - two at once would be on the list.


The rest of the list:

A 1965 red or powder blue convertible mustang.

Class from here or here.

Pay off all debts.

Host GabLouisville at Derby time.

Dave's not here. 52,827 16
02/09/2008 05:08 AM

I'd like to buy some self respect.

Not my own, I have plenty.

Other people's though. I'm pretty sure they all have a price for which they'll let go of it.

Pram 80,728 42
02/09/2008 05:20 AM

Penny whistles and moon pies.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
02/09/2008 06:09 AM

I'd hire a private babysitter to take care of the baby, because he can't go do daycare for a year. Then I'd go back to school. Not to get a degree or anything. Just to take classes for the hell of it. I love the thought of being able to go to college just to learn, not to start a career, of not having to take required classes.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,958 15
02/09/2008 06:09 AM

And a bionic arm, of course.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/09/2008 07:57 AM

I'd like to own my own state. It wouldn't have to be a big one, but it couldn't be Rhode Island. That would just look like I settled for the smallest one, like someone buying an H3. And I've had enough of the crowds of New York and New Jersey, so they're out.

I'd prefer ocean front property, but really only need a couple of miles of beach. So Connecticut, New Hampshire, Maryland or South Carolina would probably be best.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/09/2008 10:27 AM

Host GabLouisville at Derby time.

Oh HELLS yeah.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/09/2008 05:59 PM

A very nice place in Greece by the beach.

bluzesinger 650 6
02/10/2008 12:01 AM

I'd feed the hungry,home the homeless,take a big chunk outa poverty,cure AIDS and Cancer,.......NAAAHHHHH!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/10/2008 01:37 AM

I'd buy a huge isolated old farm of at least a few hundred acres. There I would write my manifesto about the downfall of modernized society and mail packages to people wrapped in plain brown paper.

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
02/10/2008 01:48 AM

I would realize my dream of having a minifarm.

Not a small farm, but a big farm full of small animals!

Minihorses, dwarf rabbits, pot belly pigs, pygmy goats etc.

I would feel tall for once in my life. (except for that time I sat beside the midget in my art class)

Chi Chi 161,353 14
02/10/2008 02:00 AM

I would buy the property I take care of, then raze it.

Filly 39,193 20
02/10/2008 02:22 AM

Pay off all my student loans and finish paying for school. And have a threesome, of course.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/10/2008 02:25 AM

Kill all of you.

Except you, you, you, you, you, and you. No, not you.

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/10/2008 04:48 AM

Okay, JG and Filly. GET IN MAH ROOM!

rockie_is_amazing 18,570 33
02/10/2008 06:49 AM

i've had a threesome before, so i'd do something new and excited like base jumping or a fivesome because five chicks at once is hotter than three.... oh by the way i'm a girl

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
02/10/2008 07:00 AM

I think I'd take Chickens' rail car idea, but instead, get about 10 of them, set them up in a circle and live in them.

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/10/2008 07:12 AM

Okay, I've really thought about it and this is bothering me.

If you were doing 2 chicks at once, wouldn't you run the risk of favoring one over the other and pissing the other off?

"She's getting more action than I am!" <pout>

The High Priestess of St. Charles Ave. 58,948 29
02/10/2008 07:18 AM

"She's getting more action than I am!" <pout>

That's why you find one girl who like to lick ass. I'm sure that would help some.

The High Priestess of St. Charles Ave. 58,948 29
02/10/2008 07:25 AM

Personally:

Pay off all my family's loans. Buy a new house for my parents, and new cars for everybody. I'd pay off all my friends' loans. I'd bulid a bigger and better homeless shelter in Gainesville. I'd give a really fat check to my high school band director because the school board doesn't apreciate a man who's work for them for 20+ years and can play Misty for an hour on the sax. Move to New Zeland and bulid a huuge house or a hobbit hole. Put a waterslide in the back yard. Host GABZeland and pay for everybody to come.

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 128,359 98
02/10/2008 07:27 AM

Mmmm...Hobbit Hole.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2008 08:04 AM

Minihorses, dwarf rabbits, pot belly pigs, pygmy goats etc.

My neighbor has miniature donkeys (and no, they're not Jane's kids). They romp and play in the yard like dogs, only without the barking and aggressiveness. The other day they were having a tug of war and it was so cute my cuteness meter broke.

When I get my own state, that's going to be the new state animal.

Big bOObs Mcgee 6,369 10
02/10/2008 10:22 AM

Whistler, can I come live in your state and have my minifarm? I will have lots of mini donkeys and you can come watch them play anytime you want!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/10/2008 02:28 PM

Okay, but please be warned: in my state, women under 50 will not be allowed to wear shirts.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
02/10/2008 10:50 PM

I would buy an old missle silo complex, convert it into an underground city, make it self sustaining, form a cult, and lock everyone in until the end of days.

My cult wouldn't be religious, per se, but more of a "We know the bombs are gonna drop/machines are gonna take over/Al Gore will Frost up the environment, and we wanna live safe and sound while the rest of you die."

And I shall call my city Steve Brad Nails.

Swords will fuckin' cut you wide open 77,546 17
02/11/2008 11:32 AM

Kick the wife out, quit my job, and stay home and jack it all day.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/11/2008 12:09 PM

Gee, it's a good thing there's no chance your wife will stumble upon this site and read that comment.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
02/11/2008 12:41 PM

I know I'm a little old and not up on all the slang sexual terms; but can play Misty for an hour on the sax seems quaint.

And a happy new Snork 45,655 12
02/11/2008 09:16 PM

Everyone laughs at me when I say it, but I'd build a bunker.

Not like "hole in ground", no, more like Vault Frost-ing 13/ wicked Batcave with missiles an' lasers an' Shakespeare. And extra water purification chips.

And then I'd invite hot Larpers for a little bit of "fallout"

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/11/2008 09:18 PM

Going back to my original post, I always thought the pool table on the train was the funniest thing ever.

I would totally have pool tourneys while the train was in motion.

Ravos the Radish 63,472 21
02/11/2008 09:55 PM

I would get it all conerted to pennies, and chase after a single homeless man and violently throw pennies at him one at a time...

...to DEATH!

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/11/2008 10:00 PM

I'd pay for college and law school. Then I'd buy a weekend with Monica Bellucci and Angelina at some hot secluded resort.

(NSFW, but definitely worth viewing)

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/11/2008 10:01 PM

Not like "hole in ground", no, more like Vault Frost-ing 13/ wicked Batcave with missiles an' lasers an' Shakespeare. And extra water purification chips.

And then I'd invite hot Larpers for a little bit of "fallout"

...you have my attention. Go on.

JakAus 310 6
02/12/2008 06:11 AM

Then I'd buy a weekend with Monica Bellucci and Angelina at some hot secluded resort.

That is not porn, that is art. Art that you can jerk off to. <sniff> that's the best kind.

The Rev. Dr. Big Irish Guy Jr. 203,956 21
02/12/2008 06:15 AM

I'd pay for college and law school.


Don't. Frost-ing. Do. It.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/12/2008 08:05 AM

I'd buy all the GABbers all the stuff they want, and then I'd get myself a hot pastrami sandwich.

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/13/2008 12:28 AM

Ruben?

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/13/2008 03:02 AM

Why would you want a fat marginally talented black man?