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02/18/2008 06:07 AM

It was super scary, and we were all soaking wet and crying and holding each other.

Sounds like the girls I have in my basement!

Chit 178,781 15
02/18/2008 06:08 AM

and we were all soaking wet and crying and holding each other.



(((BOIOIOIONGGG)))

Anh is Here- Magenta Cauliflower 11,158 14
02/18/2008 06:09 AM

Sounds like the girls I have in my basement!

Mine stopped making noises.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/18/2008 06:14 AM

Since you didn't mention either a trailer, your dentures, or getting interrupted during sex with a close relative, I'm guessing this is the same as every other Atlanta-area tornado warning: BullShakespeare.

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
02/18/2008 06:46 AM

Nope. It's true. However I live on the Northsiiiiiiiiide so it's not affecting us.

In fact, I'm heading out right now to take 4 teenage girls to "teen night" at a club.

I sure hope there is a Starbucks close by so I can go get all hopped up on espresso and get home quicker.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/18/2008 07:52 AM

You people in Atlanta proper can all suck it.

We had one touch down a few miles from us. Blew over a house, flipped a car, knocked over some trees and pissed off some cows. Also brought out the toothless wonders to talk to the reporters.

Just another Sunday in paradise.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/18/2008 07:54 AM

Mrs. Fratberry and I were listening to the NWS warnings when the canned voice mentioned the town of Equality, Alabama. We just kinda looked at each other, shrugged and went, "Okaaaaay".

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/18/2008 08:02 AM

You call that a storm? Psh. Today here in PA it was very brisk. And I didn't even have a scarf! I was mildly uncomfortable!

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 58,948 29
02/18/2008 08:20 AM

Did you practice kissing so you wouldn't be so afraid?

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/18/2008 08:29 AM

Well, yeah. What else were we supposed to do besides get real close and share our warmth?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/18/2008 09:03 AM

Pussies. Lila once survived an earthquake, flood, tsunami, cyclone, and locust swarm all in one day. And then she didn't have heat, electricity, running water or broadband access for six months. And did she complain?




Actually, she did. Over and over again. For a period of several years.

Thud 68,506 19
02/18/2008 09:13 AM

Whistler, you're confusing Lila with one of the Pharaohs. I wouldn't let here hear you say that.

Maybe you should try the edit button.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/18/2008 09:21 AM

I can't help it that God hates Lila.

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
02/18/2008 10:51 AM

I've slept through a hurricane, earth quake and a tornado (which incidentally went over my complex and wiped out the rich folks the next few blocks over.

I figure if it ever happens again I'll wake up without a roof, wondering why my cats are in the trees along with my underwear.

Wendy Lady 156,790 17
02/18/2008 10:56 AM

)


Damn caffeine.

FM 5-19 Chapter 6 3,163 6
02/18/2008 11:10 AM

along with my underwear.

Sureeeeeeeeeee blame a tornado...

manhole 21,656 29
02/18/2008 11:41 AM

I like it when girls get real close and share their warmth.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
02/18/2008 12:37 PM

If it was a real tornado you wouldn't have electric.

How does it feel to be a liar?

Chit 178,781 15
02/18/2008 01:24 PM

I think it's awesome that everywhere that they have tornados, the locals can't help but call them 'Ternaders'.

Trae - is great in 2008! 156,790 17
02/18/2008 07:58 PM

If it was a real tornado you wouldn't have electric.

How does it feel to be a liar?


From the AJC:

"Brandon Keeler was on Sugarloaf Parkway by I-85 in Gwinnett County when he saw a funnel descend from a cloud about two miles to the north. The wind was so strong it knocked over at least one sign near his car.

"It was kind of scary," said Keeler, the night reporter for WDUN 550 radio. "I got out of there." "


Funny, that's right where I was sitting in a Starbucks enjoying my espresso. Again, I tempt fate.

UnderWhere? 101,398 77
02/18/2008 08:46 PM

wondering why my cats are in the trees along with my underwear.

Seriously, I can explain.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/18/2008 08:50 PM

GAB One-Upmanship: everyone trying to make themselves seem badass by taking credit away from God.

Or Storm. Or Thor.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/18/2008 09:20 PM

If it was a real tornado you wouldn't have electric.

It's electric! Do do do dodo dodo do do!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/18/2008 11:17 PM

"I didn't get sucked up by the tornado!"

It was super scary, and we were all soaking wet and crying and holding each other.


You know that tornado?





















Fag.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
02/19/2008 01:35 AM

It's electric! Do do do dodo dodo do do!

You can't hold it!