Chi Chi Felipe 160,404 12
02/22/2008 06:36 AM

Al once bought a Mac for the sole purpose of wiping his ass with it. It was too bulky, so he beat up Steve Jobs and made him invent the MacBook Air.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/22/2008 06:36 AM

Awesome.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 64,454 13
02/22/2008 06:40 AM

One time, Chi Chi's nose got so brown from tossing Al's salad, something, something, something.

BillSalamie 65,909 8
02/22/2008 06:46 AM

Al gave me five orbs, just for the Frost of it.

Chi Chi Felipe 160,404 12
02/22/2008 06:50 AM

Trixxie, don't ruin this thread the way you're trying to ruin the sanctity of marriage.

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 237,969 14
02/22/2008 06:56 AM

The original ending of the We Are The World video had to be cut cause everyone got bummed from the sheer hate pouring off Al made Bono cry.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/22/2008 07:11 AM

Each time Al eats foie gras, an angel gets his wings.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/22/2008 07:12 AM

Whenever a chicken realizes that it is only destined to be served as McNuggets, it prays for its feet to be delivered to Al.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/22/2008 07:21 AM

Ah so!

dropkick brody 41,430 9
02/22/2008 07:28 AM

If you request a special order in a restaurant, Al will appear and make you eat a hot steaming bowl of dick instead.

That's What She Said 14,495 8
02/22/2008 07:29 AM

Al likes his meat like he likes his baboon ass..

...on a plate.

Ravos, the Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/22/2008 07:30 AM

If you order sweet & sour chicken bals, Al will personally piss in your coke.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
02/22/2008 07:56 AM

Al shot Janet Reno just to watch him die.

Tofu Pudden' 10,930 7
02/22/2008 08:04 AM

Al can reset small electronics using only his penis.




</asian stereotype>

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/22/2008 08:07 AM

Al can ban you from ZUG.com.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
02/22/2008 08:13 AM

Whenever Chuck Norris thinks about Al, he says to himself, How come he never calls?

syncope 43,802 9
02/22/2008 08:36 AM

We were winning when Al left Vietnam.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/22/2008 09:45 AM

Diddy mao, kids.

Diddy. Mao.

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 237,969 14
02/22/2008 09:49 AM

If Al says WWII isn't over, WWII ISN'T OVER.

Dave's not here, but his mojo is workin 47,976 5
02/22/2008 10:08 AM

Al once kicked a man so hard his pancreas flew out his ass.

Al then wrapped it in bacon and grilled it.

Chi Chi Felipe 160,404 12
02/22/2008 10:12 AM

Al's first name used to be seventy-five letters long. But since only 2 existed in the alphabet, the other 73 were dropped.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,461 10
02/22/2008 10:23 AM

The Endangered Species Act wasn't necessary until Al was born.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,461 10
02/22/2008 10:44 AM

A woman's G-spot is everywhere when Al is with her.

Fratberry 218,860 13
02/22/2008 10:51 AM

Al once sang "Material Girl" in front of a crowd of strangers.

Fratberry 218,860 13
02/22/2008 10:52 AM

No, seriously.

dropkick brody 41,430 9
02/22/2008 10:52 AM

..and looked better in the pink silk dress than Madonna did?

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 237,969 14
02/22/2008 11:13 AM

No one has ever questioned Al's wardrobe and lived.

Pram 53,089 9
02/22/2008 11:14 AM

Al doesn't just play guitar. He has six-string vocal chords.

Oooh, are they in drop-D tuning? I think I could gurn-sync to his vocal shred.

Fratberry 218,860 13
02/22/2008 11:27 AM

Al once ate an entire pig. From the inside out.

Straw 59,473 11
02/22/2008 11:29 AM

Douglas Adams was thinking of Al when he wrote the restaurant scene where the cows come to your table and suggest the best parts of their anatomy for eating.

manhole 7,729 8
02/22/2008 11:38 AM

Al drew my icon. If feel special.

Bankey 70,578 8
02/22/2008 11:41 AM

The 'Turducken' was a concept lifted directly from Al's signature dish:

The "Mast-almat-ahua"

Which of course consists of a Bull Mastiff stuffed with a Dalmatian stuffed with a chihuahua.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/22/2008 11:42 AM

Al owns a domain name that can mentally submit you to Tubgirl and Goatse, all in one swift glance.

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 237,969 14
02/22/2008 11:49 AM

manhole 2/22/2008 12:38 am

Al drew my icon. If feel special.



Yeah, well Al choked my chicken. Beat that.

JakAus 297 4
02/22/2008 12:09 PM

Whenever Al masturbates, woman in the South Pacific are impregnated.

Chance 168,178 11
02/22/2008 01:02 PM

Chuck Norris wears Al Nataganagaganarangha pajamas.

Pram 53,089 9
02/22/2008 01:06 PM

Al has so much power, that when Al Jorgensen is in town, he makes him change his name to Al #2.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/22/2008 01:10 PM

When pop-eye needs a pick-me-up, he eats spinach.

When Al needs a pick-me-up, he eats pop-eye

Phuc 231,211 13
02/22/2008 01:11 PM

I yam what I yam.

Pram 53,089 9
02/22/2008 01:15 PM

Al is so awesome, that when Bob Johnson let me start over.

Al is so awesome, that when he's in a room full of people, everyone spontaneously begins to smell and look like Shakespeare until he moves on to another room.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/22/2008 01:34 PM

Al's "Smelly Frenchman" character on the Computer Stew was not based on the stereotype that the French were dirty. The stereotype originated from the character.

That's What She Said 14,495 8
02/22/2008 01:37 PM

Al once ate a 3-yr-old boy from his daughter's preschool because he looked at her funny.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/22/2008 01:40 PM

Al is so awesome, he can touch his elbows behind his back.

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
02/22/2008 01:41 PM

Al CAN lick his elbow.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/22/2008 01:41 PM

Whenever Al attempts to use a Mac computer, it crashes out of sheer panic.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,461 10
02/22/2008 02:23 PM

Al once killed a woman by Shakespeare-ing in her shoes.

She died from excess happiness.

BillSalamie 65,909 8
02/22/2008 02:33 PM

Jim Croce wrote a song about how Leroy Brown and Slim were afraid of Al. But as he wrote it, his plane crashed from fear.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
02/22/2008 02:39 PM

True story: we had a cat named Popeye, an elderly neutered, declawed, half blind male. He never went outdoors.

About three or four years ago, he disappeared. I often wondered what the hell happened to him. Now I know.

Frost-ing guy will eat anything.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/22/2008 02:41 PM

Spicy salted kitty.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
02/22/2008 02:42 PM

I know, I know:

"Al ate Whistler's Poe1!!eleventy!"

I set myself up for that one.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,461 10
02/22/2008 03:00 PM

Al's farts are so melodic that he is officially recognized as the inspiration for most of the woodwinds.

Marmite blocks toilets 5,619 5
02/22/2008 03:17 PM

The original ending of the We Are The World video had to be cut cause everyone got bummed from the sheer hate pouring off Al made Bono cry.

Where I come from, this means something ENTIRELY different...

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
02/22/2008 03:18 PM

Interestingly enough, Bob, I have an Eisenbrandt fife in C circa War of 1812 that I have nicknamed Mr. Natanagara.

Fratberry 218,860 13
02/22/2008 03:20 PM

New, from K-Tel...

Al Natanagara and the Three Octave Anus

Fratberry 218,860 13
02/22/2008 03:24 PM

Puts Zamfir and that stupid pan flute to shame.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/22/2008 05:00 PM

Interestingly enough, Bob, I have an Eisenbrandt fife in C circa War of 1812 that I have nicknamed Mr. Natanagara.

Made my day.

Now excuse me, I have to go take a massive Shakespeare. They use my turds for urinal cakes.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,583 7
02/22/2008 05:14 PM

Al was originally chosen to paint the Sistine Chapel, but then Michaelangelo bribed the Pope.

Mavis Beacon 18,197 10
02/22/2008 05:15 PM

Al Nataganagaganarangha wrote the dissenting opinion in Brown v. Board of Education.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/23/2008 06:26 AM

In China, my pee is Coca Cola.

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
02/23/2008 06:28 AM

...and it's used as an aphrodisiac, cure for cancer and a bold seasoning agent.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 64,454 13
02/23/2008 06:49 AM

I can beat Al choked your chicken, chicken. Al greased my doornob.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/23/2008 11:25 AM

Al is the reason that Waldo is hiding.

Spicey McHaggis 102,716 13
02/23/2008 11:32 AM

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures All hasn't eaten yet.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 165,461 10
02/23/2008 11:33 AM

Al is so powerful that if he tells you to lick a doorknob, you do it without asking any questions about why Trixxie is there.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/23/2008 11:51 AM

Al loves the ladies, and the ladies love him back... Or else!

Straw 59,473 11
02/23/2008 11:54 AM

Al fought the law, and Al won.

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
02/23/2008 12:37 PM

...in the first round, no less.


I'm riding on everyone's coattails today, apparently.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/23/2008 01:48 PM

Al's seamen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/23/2008 01:49 PM

Al's seamen have scurvy real bad.

Straw 59,473 11
02/23/2008 01:50 PM

Apparently Al has his own Navy.

Obese 3,427 4
02/23/2008 05:30 PM

You should see his yellow Submarine.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/24/2008 06:23 PM

I'm more popular than Jesus.

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 102,926 12
02/24/2008 06:50 PM

There really are 37 'a's in his last name.

And not all of them are used for Good.

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 102,926 12
02/24/2008 07:29 PM

He doesn't use them for Evil either.

Because those words use other vowels.

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 102,926 12
02/24/2008 07:29 PM

...why don't you people think like I do?

Phuc 231,211 13
02/25/2008 11:14 AM

My excuse is that I never forget to take my meds.

syncope 43,802 9
02/25/2008 11:25 AM

In the early 1960s Al was asked if he thought Chinese girls were hot, to which he replied, "Meh."

The resulting governmental policies led to the systematic abortion of more than a million female Chinese babies.

KChiki needs a new witty tagline. 50,342 11
02/25/2008 11:27 AM

Al's awesomeness can only truly be measured on the "BobJohnson Scale".

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 102,926 12
02/25/2008 11:41 AM

There are no meds. The only prescription is more cowbell.

party trick: I can pee standing up 9,793 9
02/25/2008 12:01 PM

Al's belly button can talk to the voices in my head.

Chi Chi 160,404 12
02/25/2008 12:43 PM

Al hears the secrets that you keep... when you're talking in your sleep.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/25/2008 02:24 PM

That's what I like about you.

Pubic Name 366 4
02/26/2008 10:09 AM

contrary to popular belief, America is not a Democratic Republic...

It's an Altatorship

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/26/2008 01:39 PM

Al has counted to infinity. Twice.

Millie 107,009 10
02/26/2008 01:48 PM

He's cuter than a speckled pup.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 01:49 PM

Al's blood is almost pure animal fat, but has a smoke point of 900* Fahrenheit.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 01:58 PM

The last time a GABber had an orgasm, it wasn't because their partner was good, but because Al happened to be reading on of their posts.

The last time Al had an orgasm, there was a small earthquake in Indonesia. And they liked it.

Loopy 6,823 6
02/26/2008 01:59 PM

Al is my friend on myspace.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 02:00 PM

When Al is on myspace, it's called AL'sspace.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 02:01 PM

When Al uses The Clapper, he only has to clap once. Once, he clapped twice, and the neighbor's garage door closed on their cat. Al ate it. And the neighbors liked it.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 02:04 PM

Al doesn't need no stinking time managment. Al's time manages itself, and Mrs. Al's, too, if it knows what's good for it.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/26/2008 02:06 PM

Al always has sex on the first date. Always.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 02:09 PM

Acutally, Al always gets sex before the first date.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/26/2008 02:14 PM

Al doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 48,927 13
02/26/2008 02:45 PM

At the end of the world, Al will fight for Jesus and bring the tryannical rule of Celine Dion to it's end by snapping her neck with his mind.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/26/2008 02:56 PM

I once at a whole chicken.

And it wasn't a game hen, either. It was a roaster.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 02:57 PM

Ever wonder who the proverbial "they" are? Al is on the They Committee.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/26/2008 03:01 PM

Al can roll a 10 on a six sided die.

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 48,927 13
02/26/2008 03:01 PM

Al is the mother-Frosting Island and will bring Ben down.

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 48,927 13
02/26/2008 03:03 PM

Al is the desert and doesn't miss the rain.

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 48,927 13
02/26/2008 03:04 PM

Al could kick Sauron in the face without Chuck Norris' Action jeans.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 03:08 PM

Al put the ram in the rama
lama ding dang.

Al know why birds sing so gay.

Al doesn't tell time. Time tells him before he even has to ask.

(It's like an illness. I can't stop!)

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 48,927 13
02/26/2008 03:11 PM

Al can put your out of your misery.

Crisis Managment Panda 125,886 11
02/26/2008 03:13 PM

Al likes me, and therefore will let me live. He's also the reason I don't have plaque or calls from telemarketers.

Priestess uses Dax Wave and Groom hair dress 48,927 13
02/26/2008 03:22 PM

Al can teach me how to spell.

Pubic Name 366 4
02/26/2008 03:55 PM

Al can slam a revolving door

Pubic Name 366 4
02/26/2008 04:00 PM

T is for Al, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

Pubic Name 366 4
02/26/2008 04:01 PM

Al does NOT love Raymond.

Al is the one who let the dogs out

dropkick brody 41,430 9
02/26/2008 04:06 PM

X is for Al, mother-Frosters!

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
02/26/2008 04:17 PM

When Chickens died and went to heaven, he was surprised to see Al there.

"I didn't know Al had died," said Chickens.

"That's not Al," said Saint Peter, "That's just God in an Al costume. He wishes he was Al."

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,583 7
02/26/2008 04:59 PM

When Al wants shark fin soup, he sails out to the middle of the ocean and dangles his penis in the water like it was a giant worm.

Thud 53,060 10
02/26/2008 05:02 PM

Al ate lunch and enjoyed it.

Pubic Name 366 4
02/26/2008 07:31 PM

Who is this Al character anyway?

Thud 53,060 10
02/26/2008 07:34 PM

Who is this Al character anyway?

Did you ever watch the movie "Chopping Mall"?





















Well, he wasn't in that.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 5,979 6
02/26/2008 07:35 PM

Al likes pasta. RICH PEOPLE pasta.

Chi Chi 160,404 12
02/26/2008 07:43 PM

Al can find the square root of -1.

Thud 53,060 10
02/26/2008 07:45 PM

Al is shorter than Skippy and he DOESN'T CARE!

Chi Chi 160,404 12
02/26/2008 07:53 PM

Al is an anagram for "La."

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 5,979 6
02/26/2008 07:55 PM

Al is mighty.

Thud 53,060 10
02/26/2008 10:09 PM

Al proved that Young's modulus doesn't always apply in the bedroom.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 14,495 8
02/26/2008 10:24 PM

John gave you Gab, Al can take it away.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/27/2008 04:15 AM

True story: I've used the ban button at least 30 times.

Sadly, it was almost always for the same two people.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/27/2008 08:05 AM

Al once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Al won by 5.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/27/2008 10:05 AM

I'm number two!

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/27/2008 10:32 AM

After Computer Stew was canceled, Al created a "Jump To Conclusions" mat which failed miserably.

The mat is now used exclusively for his Suzie McMuffin pud-yanking sessions.

Shell Belle 31,250 9
02/27/2008 10:44 AM

Al built Stonehenge.

Chix in da Mix 237,969 14
02/27/2008 10:47 AM

Al sure can suck a mean dick.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/27/2008 11:29 AM

Al isn't hung like a horse. Horse's are hung like Al.

Chix in da Mix 237,969 14
02/27/2008 11:40 AM

Al never whines when he doesn't get a reach-around. Hell of a guy.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 14,495 8
02/27/2008 12:26 PM

Al went to Scotland once for vacation. No one there had ever seen a man so great, so ever since, they've worn skirts to honor him.

Chi Chi 160,404 12
02/27/2008 12:50 PM

Unlike King Cobra Malt Liquor, you will let Al's smooth taste fool you.

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,599 5
02/27/2008 01:29 PM

Al's sperm is so powerful...he once blew the door off a safe with it.

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,599 5
02/27/2008 01:33 PM

Al can kick the ass of any person who say's "Beef flied lice"

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/27/2008 01:52 PM

Al played Russian Roulette with an AK-47 and won.

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
02/27/2008 02:47 PM

Al once won a game of poker with a 2 of Hearts, a Green Card, a "Get Out Of Jail Free" Card, a $2 bill and an I.O.U..

Phuc 231,211 13
02/27/2008 03:00 PM

I once thumb-wrestled Shelly Duvall at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas and lost.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/27/2008 03:00 PM

^ true story

Rene 1,538 7
02/27/2008 03:30 PM

I once thumb-wrestled Shelly Duvall at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas and lost.

Even though she won the bet, she stipped for him anyway.

Rene 1,538 7
02/27/2008 05:04 PM

Al ate my r because it smelled like bacon.

JakAus 297 4
02/27/2008 06:28 PM

You ever wonder why the earth keeps rotating. Al never wonders about that Shakespeare. Cause Al is Al. Mutha-Froster

JakAus 297 4
02/27/2008 06:29 PM

Al ate the purple pill.

JakAus 297 4
02/27/2008 06:30 PM

Al knows everything there is to now. But Al ain't telling. Got a problem with that. Mutha-Frosta

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/28/2008 08:12 AM

Al once found a secret message in his cereal. It said "ooooooo"

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,599 5
02/28/2008 11:47 AM

Al was once on a flight that was the inspiration for Snakes on a Plane.

The only difference was the only snake on Al's plane was hanging out of his zipper and it killed every man on the plane MotherF'r!

Obese 3,427 4
02/28/2008 11:54 AM

Al only has one speed ludicrous.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/28/2008 11:58 AM

Al has 2 speeds: Walk & Kill

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 174,948 10
02/28/2008 11:59 AM

Al slapped God in the face by marrying internet people.

Phuc 231,211 13
02/28/2008 12:03 PM

Al slapped God in the face by marrying internet people.

Hey! I draw the line at unholy unions that will end in tears, felonies, and ultimate Internet humiliation.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/28/2008 12:15 PM

Al once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/28/2008 12:28 PM

Al gets the job done 60% of the time, all the time.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,974 14
02/28/2008 12:43 PM

Al knows better than to copy old Chuck Norris facts, replace "Chuck Norris" with the name "Al," and post them in this thread, because that would be retarded.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/28/2008 01:55 PM

Al is so holy, he can make 2 people saints of the same thing.

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
02/28/2008 02:29 PM

Al: "Chuck who?"

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/28/2008 03:04 PM

Al knows when you've been sleeping and knows when your awake.

Pubic Name 366 4
02/28/2008 08:09 PM

How do you make Al laugh?

Tell him your plans for the future.

AL IS THE FUTURE!

Thud 53,060 10
02/28/2008 08:49 PM

Al once stood still long enough that pigeons crapped on his head that street artists began initiating him.

Thus the birth of painted morons standing on street corners.

Viper6 25 3
02/29/2008 05:49 AM

Al Raped the second gunman on the grassy knoll.......then killed and grilled him

Mung Champ 22,439 16
02/29/2008 08:16 AM

Al doesn't know how to spell Frost!

Fezig on his way to the castle anthrax 3,599 5
02/29/2008 02:38 PM

If Al had invaded Afghanistan - he would have found Osama Bin Laden...






































And ripped him in two with his bare hands!

Fratberry 218,860 13
02/29/2008 02:51 PM

Al once created his own language with one word for "happy" and thirty seven words that meant "bitter".

Phuc 231,211 13
03/01/2008 06:24 AM

I put no sugar in my coffee.

None.

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
03/01/2008 06:28 AM

Al doesn't step on toes. He steps on NECKS.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
03/01/2008 07:31 AM

Al puts the Asian in Caucasian.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
03/03/2008 08:55 AM

Al would be more apathetic if he weren't so lethargic.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
03/04/2008 07:23 AM

Al has his own fact thread.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
03/04/2008 07:59 AM

Al is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

TIM-MAH, esq. 4 3
03/04/2008 10:29 AM

Good family guy joke Mungchimp.
At the risk of being flamed, who is this "Al" character? From what I have read, he is some sort of psuedo-Chuck Norris. A link to a video, a thread, etc.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 14,495 8
03/04/2008 10:33 AM

Al is Al. If you've been here longer than 5 minutes you'd know who Al is.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
03/04/2008 10:39 AM

This is Al

KChiki, not Kimchi 50,342 11
03/04/2008 11:59 AM

Looking upon the face of Al is like looking at the sun...it's fun and makes you feel important that you CAN look at it, but the resultant blindness really ruins the experience.

Mung Champ 22,439 16
03/04/2008 12:34 PM

Its a Simpson's reference. But Al already knew that, just like he knew about the cursed Frogurt.

Chance 168,178 11
03/04/2008 12:39 PM

There is no 'ctrl' button on Phuc's computer. Phuc is always in control.

Phuc 231,211 13
03/04/2008 01:10 PM

Chance contains Sodium Benzoate.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
03/04/2008 02:43 PM

Chance once shot a man with a paint gun just to watch him dye.

Thud 53,060 10
03/04/2008 03:46 PM

Al put the "oov" in Groovy.



Nope, doesn't even make sense to me. Oh well.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 14,495 8
03/04/2008 04:10 PM

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is not the longest word in the English language. Al's last name is.

Phuc 231,211 13
03/05/2008 04:04 AM

Je mange sur les pieds des canards.<action>is going to regret not using the babelfish</action>

Phuc 231,211 13
03/05/2008 04:32 AM

Goddamnit!!!

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
03/05/2008 12:12 PM

Al makes the world go 'round.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,583 7
03/06/2008 08:33 AM

Al's complaint about Americanized Chinese food caused this lady to write a book.

Cattnip 790 4
03/06/2008 10:42 AM

Al's leftovers alone can solve world hunger...





...Too bad he never leaves any.

Viper6 25 3
03/07/2008 05:43 AM

Al's Dick has a red flashing light so planes dont hit it.

Cinderblock 19,807 10
03/10/2008 09:12 AM

"He slept with all of our wives and punched us all in the face!"

"And we loved him for it!"

"TO BILL BRASKY AL NATANAGARA!"

Phuc 231,211 13
03/10/2008 09:52 AM

I saw Semi-Pro last night and I liked it.

Jep - Now One of Those Annoying ex-Smoker People 57,795 10
03/10/2008 10:05 AM

Al has unforgivably bad taste in movie comedies.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
03/11/2008 08:26 AM

Al puts the laughter in manslaughter

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
03/11/2008 08:26 AM

He puts the sexy back in dyslexia

Mung Champ 22,439 16
03/19/2008 01:44 PM

Al took Kumar to White Castle.

Phuc 231,211 13
03/19/2008 03:59 PM

And I Frosted Freakshow's wife.

KChiki, Princess of Power! 50,342 11
06/20/2008 07:18 AM

My husband found this thread and made me bump it because he has a man-crush on Al.

Shell Belle 31,250 9
06/20/2008 07:20 AM

Al is loved by all short people.

Bean 4,405 12
06/20/2008 07:47 AM

Al is getting stroked so much in this thread, I'm afraid of the massive impending cum glob.

Thud 53,060 10
06/20/2008 07:52 AM

Bean, you really are a sweet talker.

Mr. Cocksucker 231,211 13
06/20/2008 03:30 PM

Al is getting stroked so much in this thread, I'm afraid of the massive impending cum glob.

For you, Bean, I'll wear a kryptonite rubba.

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,599 5
06/20/2008 07:49 PM

Al is the other white meat.

Barefoot Chance 168,178 11
06/20/2008 07:51 PM

Al isnt white, but he is meat.

So that fact is 50 percent fiction.

Vaguely Ravos 33,954 10
06/21/2008 01:01 AM

So that fact is 50 percent fiction.

Just like Al!

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
06/21/2008 09:43 PM

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures All hasn't eaten yet.

It is no coincidence that it's called the ALimentary canal.

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,599 5
06/23/2008 11:02 PM

Alimony - what women do after sex with Al.

Fezig - the other Mike Rowe 3,599 5
06/26/2008 08:40 PM

Big Bang Theory -


Not a theory, just the pharse used at the birth of Al.

MungChamp 22,439 16
04/28/2009 08:35 PM

For Mr Coleridgesucker.

Jeeni Beanie 10,995 10
04/29/2009 07:59 AM

Al's takes really Frost-ing fine pictures as well as being an excellent cartoonist.

Test Tube Baby 816 3
04/29/2009 08:23 AM

Al is so awesome nuns want to have his baby.

Thud 53,060 10
04/29/2009 08:29 AM

Al is so awesome nuns want to have his baby.

But, in keeping with the Spirit of Al, they plan to consume the babies as an afternoon snack.

Nun are Frosted up.

Wino Willie McManus 141,160 23
04/29/2009 06:29 PM

Before the boogyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet and under his bed to make sure Al's not there.

Dougie 54 1
04/30/2009 12:46 AM

Years ago, Al took whizz in a bottle, in a deep, dark alleyway, for lack of public toilets.

A young homeless person mistakenly took a few sips, not realizing what it was. Then, almost as soon as the yellow liquid splashed into his stomach, he felt energised, he had a higher state of awareness. So, he managed to track down Al, and convince him to manufacture this wonder juice.

Nowadays, we call this beverage, 'Red Bull'.

TheVelveTurd 4,928 3
04/30/2009 01:15 AM

Al gave me a black eye with an email.

Test Tube Baby 816 3
04/30/2009 02:49 AM

Satan's minions fear Al.

Thud 53,060 10
04/30/2009 02:55 AM

Al won a MMA match by blinking at his opponent.

Phuc 231,211 13
04/30/2009 04:21 AM

I pee sitting down first thing in the morning because it's still dark and I don't want turn on the light.

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 9,793 9
04/30/2009 06:38 AM

Al owns a FUBAR. It's prolly the manliest tool alive. Except that Al killed it.

MungChamp 22,439 16
04/30/2009 05:32 PM

Al destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprisesupplies!

KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 50,342 11
04/30/2009 05:35 PM

Al emailed me a drawring that crawled out of my monitor, cooked dinner AND did the dishes.

Bill the Squirrel 25,473 8
04/30/2009 05:57 PM

Al sent Turd boy a e-mail, the e-mail then crawled out of the screen and wrote an inane artice.

KChiki - Flu Free! (knock on wood) 50,342 11
04/30/2009 05:58 PM

Al once stabbed a man with a chicken foot just to watch him die.