BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/23/2008 02:46 AM

I think you're supposed to have this conversation with your mother while walking alongside a stream, and start it by saying, "Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling."

Really sad Panda 181,795 70
02/23/2008 03:14 AM

The vagina is self cleansing. If you have hose out the funk, I think the problem is yours to own.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/23/2008 03:15 AM

About your ass though- definitely wash that.

Chance 171,275 14
02/23/2008 03:15 AM

Douching is for pussies.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
02/23/2008 03:39 AM

Am I weird because I do it, or are they nasty?




Yes.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/23/2008 03:46 AM

YouTube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
02/23/2008 03:52 AM

You should definitely douche; I recommend a mixture of one part Clorox bleach, one part grain alcohol and one part sulfuric acid; don't forget to gargle.

That's What She Said 27,416 24
02/23/2008 04:10 AM

You should definitely douche; I recommend a mixture of one part Clorox bleach, one part grain alcohol and one part sulfuric acid; don't forget to gargle.

On one hand I'm kind of wondering how the vag gargles, on the other hand I don't think I really want to know...

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/23/2008 04:14 AM

My vajay-jay doesn't gargle. That must be something you picked up last time you were working in Tiajuana.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
02/23/2008 04:18 AM

Time yet again for the "Trixxie to English Translator*"


Based on prior posts and general attitude, Trixxie meant "Do gargle in addition to douching."




*Trixxie is really highly intelligent, (and good company,) just casual with typing.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/23/2008 05:00 AM

Don't let the vagina die!!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/23/2008 05:37 AM

I've never douched a day in my life, and I'm doing okay.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/23/2008 05:46 AM

But you told me you washed your "back-Poe" before you used it! Well, if that's the case, I'm never licking there again. I don't care how many orgasms you give me in a row.

MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/23/2008 05:51 AM

TRUST THE GORDONS FISHERMAN!

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
02/23/2008 06:15 AM

So much for the strange twilight world of the heterosexuals.

party trick: I can pee standing up 18,570 33
02/23/2008 06:18 AM

I'm a nursing student, and I had to consult my mom who has been a Registered Nurse for 25 years about this question, and both our research and combined knowledge came up with this: douching is not really that good for you. Here is a link to a very informative essay on grooming your "area", including doches and waxing.

manhole 21,656 29
02/23/2008 08:48 AM

"There are bacteria that are supposed to live in the vagina,"

Lucky sons of bitch's.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/23/2008 08:50 AM

After waxing, Carboni recommends applying a moisturizer with soothing, anti-inflammatory ingredients such as aloe, licorice extract, or green tea

I recommend screaming like a banshee while repeating, "Sonofabitch! That hurts!"

MadWorldsOdd 1,728 6
02/23/2008 08:51 AM

Kelly Clarkson!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/23/2008 09:32 AM

Don't worry so much about the vag, Milky, but be sure to get in and wash under each and every surrounding fat roll on your upper thighs.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
02/23/2008 09:38 AM

I've heard it's not the greatest thing. But I fleet when necessary.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/23/2008 02:05 PM

Don't worry so much about the vag, Milky, but be sure to get in and wash under each and every surrounding fat roll on your upper thighs.

I love you.

8=====D~~~~ O-:

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
02/23/2008 02:14 PM

Britney Spears!

Pubah 56,813 18
02/23/2008 05:02 PM

<action>MegaClickie's Chance</action>

Douching is for Pussies...

Bwahhahahahahahahah!

Milky,
I thought you were living in your Ex's Parent's basement?...I smell a FAT DAUGHTER

BC Bud loves b(+)(+)bs 13,792 15
02/23/2008 11:33 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Fat Daughters.....

EvelKnievel 947 6
02/24/2008 12:32 AM

I like vinegar on my fish and chips.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/24/2008 01:36 AM

Milky,
I thought you were living in your Ex's Parent's basement?...I smell a FAT DAUGHTER

I live in my boyfriend's parents' basement. My boyfriend is the ex of my ex-best friend...who happens to also be my ex-girlfriend.

Damn, people! Can't you get this Shakespeare straight? It's simple!

Yeah...I'm calling Springer now.

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 131,068 34
02/24/2008 02:05 AM

You don't know me, I do what I want.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/24/2008 05:04 AM

What does that mean exactly?

Aphrodite 2,261 13
02/24/2008 05:28 AM

*news flash*

Poe is supposed to smell like Poe. Not lysol, pine, or a summer meadow.

Poe.

Learn to love it.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/24/2008 08:20 AM

Our Bodies, Ourselves says that you should not douche, that it upsets the delicate balance n' Shakespeare.

But if you must douche.

Milky Jugs Bongheat 1,156 9
02/25/2008 12:16 AM

Delicate balance 'n Shakespeare? That sounds scientific. What exactly needs balanced down there?

I now present to you, PHUC'S SCHOOL OF VAGINA MAINTENANCE AND REPAIR!

Classes now open for registration.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/25/2008 12:23 AM

VAGINA...REPAIR

Listen, if some guy tells you that you're gonna need to get it repaired, it's just a line.

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/25/2008 12:24 AM

Unless it's BobJohnson, because I've heard he's got lasers and Shakespeare.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
02/25/2008 06:43 AM

<action>holds out a wrinkled Dixie cup</action>If you're gonna douche, douche into this.

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 131,068 34
02/25/2008 06:47 AM

They say duct tape fixes everything...

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
02/25/2008 06:50 AM

If you can't duck it, Frost it

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/25/2008 09:51 PM

none of my friends that are around my age douche

What, do you all sit around and discuss your douching habits over coffee?

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/25/2008 09:56 PM

Doesn't everyone?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/25/2008 10:15 PM

I don't remember where I heard it the first time, but I distinctly remember hearing multiple times that douching is bad. I believe this first came up when I was dating a girl and told her, "Bitch, you could bake bread down there! Why don't you get some EZ-Off or sumpin'?"

Anyway, it didn't take much research to find out that her sentiment of "Frost you, you patriarchal oppressor of the female spirit! My vagina is an ecosystem that must be preserved like the rainforest or Everglades!" was pretty much right on the mizzzark.

Chickens is a Cowardly Harpoonist 286,580 61
02/25/2008 10:34 PM

Is this the "too much information" thread I've been hearing so much about?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/25/2008 10:36 PM

Is this the "too much information" thread I've been hearing so much about?

When I had my sigmoidoscopy, I discovered that the shape of the colon (or at least my colon) is not round, but roughly triangular.

Pubah 56,813 18
02/25/2008 10:45 PM

-Seen written on a bathroom stall somewhere-


'If it smells like fish,
make it a dish.
If it smells like cologne,
leave it alone".

Bravo Male 2,330 6
03/06/2008 04:19 AM

- vaginal discharge with a bad smell

- thick, white or yellowish-green discharge with or without a smell
burning, redness, and swelling of the vagina or the area around it

- pain when urinating

- pain or discomfort during sex

So. Very. Aroungry.

Mung Champ 35,891 35
03/06/2008 04:37 AM

I douche everyday!

Just replace douche with stalk and everyday with you.

Now get back to douching while I choke myself.

Miss, Throw me sumtin Mr. Trixxie 65,026 15
03/06/2008 08:34 PM

I am cowgirl Bonanza Jellybean,and my natural lesbian Poe has never been defiled by soap or water.

Tom Robbins 211,594 32
03/06/2008 08:42 PM

That's easy for you to say.