I Dream of Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/27/2008 12:08 AM

That should have been a challenge. Meh.


My entry: Star Trek: TNG, Season One, Captain Picard: "Shut up, Wesley!"

Newt Gingrich 45,655 12
02/27/2008 12:12 AM

Burn.

Really sad Panda 181,795 70
02/27/2008 12:19 AM

Betty White, in Lake Placid ... "If I had a dick this is where I'd tell you to suck it."

Second only to her "Thank you, officer Frost-meat!" line in the same movie.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 12:21 AM

"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Really sad Panda 181,795 70
02/27/2008 12:23 AM

Some of my favorite lines of all time happen to come from Lake Placid.

Oliver Platt "Sometimes when friends of the family say things, they tend not to sink in. So maybe it would help to hear it from a complete stranger. YOU'RE FAT."

Chit 178,781 15
02/27/2008 12:30 AM

The Sopranos.

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?

Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
02/27/2008 12:39 AM

Buckaroo Bonzai, alien "John Bigboote" (Christopher Lloyd) to unnamed human guard, "Backa off, monkey boy."

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/27/2008 12:45 AM

From the movie Knocked Up:

"Don't let the door hit you in the vagina!"

Pram 80,728 42
02/27/2008 01:06 AM

From Full Metal Jacket:

"You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human Frost-ing beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian Shakespeare!"

Chit 178,781 15
02/27/2008 01:19 AM

"You're such a Potsie!"

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 06:43 AM

"Did you just flick me in the nuts?"

"No, I just flicked you in that fleshy patch where your nuts used to be."

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 06:50 AM

"Up your nose with a rubber hose."

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/27/2008 06:50 AM

"Suck, Goober, suck. Blow is just an expression." - Sheriff Andy Taylor

Rogue Wallaby 84 5
02/27/2008 07:32 AM

"Hey, you look pretty exotic. Was your dad a GI?"

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/27/2008 07:38 AM

Heh. For Pram.

MiracleWh1p 98 5
02/27/2008 08:36 AM

What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What?
What country are you from?
What?
What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
What?
English, mother-Froster, do you speak it?
Yes.
Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Yes.
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
What?
Say what again. Say what again, mother-Froster, say what one more Goddamn time!

And many others from that great movie.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 08:48 AM

"Does this suit make me look fat?"

"No, you're face does."

syncope came to give his opinions on the Broncos 49,019 14
02/27/2008 09:19 AM

Saving Silverman

"Frost YOU, Fake Wayne!"

Pram 80,728 42
02/27/2008 10:59 AM

Heh. For Pram.

That was stir-fried AWESOMENESS.

Pram 80,728 42
02/27/2008 11:00 AM

From Married With Children:

"You know what I want, Al..."

"What, a huge McNugget?"

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
02/27/2008 07:53 PM

X-Men, when Cyclops can't distinguish between real Wolverine and Mystique Wolverine.

Wolverine: It's me.
Cyclops: Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.

Cyclops then shoots Mystique Wolverine. It ruled.

Coincidentally the worst line ever comes happens within a few minutes of that one.

Storm: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? <zap> The same thing that happens to everything else.

Lame.

Tweak 18,881 12
02/27/2008 08:02 PM

I like it that the official list contains "You stupid boy!"

Seriously, the guy who wrote that should get some sort of award for comic ingenuity.

KChiki, not Kimchi 128,359 98
02/27/2008 08:10 PM

Just about anything that comes out of House's mouth.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 09:17 PM

"You medieval dickweeds!"

"You ugly, red, source of all evil!"

Bravo Male 2,330 6
02/27/2008 10:46 PM

Way of the Gun:

Sarah Silverman- "HEY FrostHEAD, GET OFF THE Frost-ing CAR!... Uh, yeah, get off the Frost-ing car!"

Ryan Phillipe- "Shut that Carrolls mouth or I'll come over there and Froststart her head."

SS- Oh, you're gonna wish you never Frost-ing got up this Frost-ing morning Emerson, because my boyfriend's gonna Frost you up! And then after that while he's Frost-ing up your Frost-ing gay uncle over there I'm gonna Frost-ing cut off your Coleridge and mail it to your mother, you Frost-ing faggot bitch! You gaylord Frost-ing bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you Frost-ing faggot? You like to ass Frost? You like to Frost babyheads? You like to Frost boys? He's gonna Frost you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to Frost... (gets punched in the face)

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/27/2008 10:48 PM

From Sex and the City (I know, I know, you menfolk loathe this show)

Samantha: It's your dick. It's just too damn small.

Man: My dick is too small? Did you ever stop and think that maybe your vagina is too big?

Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
02/27/2008 11:07 PM

Ditto Mavis