Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 01:28 AM

<action> checks his list twice.</action>


Yup.


NO ONE GIVES A Shakespeare!

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 01:29 AM

I give a Shakespeare.

Think of it as a wedding present.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 01:32 AM

Where on the East coast? I'd go if I could, but I probably can't, seeing as I don't have a car. Congrats anyway, though!

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 01:32 AM

I actually just wanted to keep up with the hate because I'm bored at work.


Where's it being held at? If Straw is going that must mean it's somewhere close to the nations capital or a couple of hours away. I totally want to witness this. E-mail will be sent in a couple of minutes.

Ima 2,940 6
02/27/2008 01:39 AM

V.A. Chesapeake bay area

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 01:45 AM

That's only 3 hours away from my house! I could totally go and watch this actually happen.



EXCITING!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 01:46 AM

I'm not sure I could hitchhike there in time for the ceremony, sorry. Send me some cake!

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,464 56
02/27/2008 01:48 AM

March 8? I cannot attend, I'll be busy masturbating all day to vintage pictures of my favourite classic actress, in honour of her birthday.

However, if you send me an official invitation to the wedding, I can perhaps find a minute or two to poop on it. I'll call it the masturbating blumpkin.

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 01:48 AM

Where do you live Cinder? I live right on the edge of MD and DC.


The more the merrier!


Also, Sage doesn't have an e-mail in his profile so I'm sending it to you Ima.

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
02/27/2008 01:51 AM

If I leave now I might make it.

Too bad I don't give a Shakespeare either.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 01:52 AM

I live in the northern-ish part of Pennsylvania. It's about seven hours away from Chesapeake Bay, so it's four hours out of your way.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 02:19 AM

Cinder, email me. I have questions.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 02:20 AM

Or since I just took my email address out of my profile, I'll email you.

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 02:48 AM

Will there be electrical outlets for me to charge my iPod?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 02:49 AM

I just got an email from a GABber. Weird.

Chi Chi 161,353 14
02/27/2008 02:52 AM

<action>rolls up his sleeves, clears his throat</action>For the last time, people, THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL. Stop marrying people from it.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 02:55 AM

Will there be electrical outlets for me to charge my iPod?

Yup. Ima's got a Honda generator out behind the trailer, so you're good to go.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
02/27/2008 02:56 AM

I'm going to be in Ithaca, NY Thursday night.

I'll let you trow a burger down my troat.

UnderWhere? is registered at Target.com 101,398 77
02/27/2008 03:02 AM

Cinder - hey are you close to Spicey and me? If so, maybe we can get together and uh, do stuff.

We won't be going to the wedding though. I hope someone posts pictures so we can all have a good laugh at the desperate internet losers share in the joy of the event.

Also, I bumped MY wedding thread, just because.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 03:05 AM

Undies- Where do you live? I'm a few hours away from the NY border, so I'm going to go ahead and guess, "No."

By the way- TWSS almost knows where I live now. Is she to be trusted?

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 03:07 AM

Trustttt meeeeeee.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 03:09 AM

Honest to God Cinderella, I'm probably one of the few freaks you can trust in this joint. I'm you're age and I'm not the least bit crazy!!!!!!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 03:14 AM

I'm not the least bit crazy!!!!!!

The crazy ones always say that!!!

I'm just kidding, I don't think you're a creepy stalker. I think you're a very chivalrous stalker.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 03:16 AM

You can trust me. I'm your age and only moderately crazy.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 03:17 AM

And I'm Canadian. That must count for something.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 03:20 AM

For the last time, people, THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL.

Neither is Ima.


Stop marrying people from it.

I promise, it won't happen again!

UnderWhere? is registered at Target.com 101,398 77
02/27/2008 03:21 AM

Cinder, we're about halfway between Rochester and Syracuse.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/27/2008 03:23 AM

That no man's land of weirdo's by Farmington and Geneva and all that stuff?

Ima 2,940 6
02/27/2008 03:29 AM

I promise, it won't happen again!

Does that mean the ceremony on your side of the country is off now? Damnit Sage, I said we were going to get more that one use out of this wedding crap.

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 03:35 AM

Do we have to dress up? Like put shirts and stuff on?

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/27/2008 03:47 AM

Cinder,

I have TWSS's address. So we'll know where to find you after she chloroforms you and hides you in her basement.

I'll wait a couple of weeks before I come looking for you. That'll give her some time to enjoy herself.

Ima 2,940 6
02/27/2008 03:48 AM

Well, I do. Since there is a group of open carry ie big guns being invited you might want to cover the important parts.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 03:49 AM

CURSE YOU SANTA CLAUSE!!!!!


Also, Al has it too. Which means I have his. So to get to him, you must become friends with me. Mwah ha ha ha ha haa.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 04:06 AM

Do we have to dress up? Like put shirts and stuff on?

In case most people don't know this, but "coveralls" really don't.

So, yeah. Wear whatever ya want to. I'll be too drunk to notice and/or care anyway.

















Shirts and ties are fine for the gents. Nice dresses for the wimminfolk.

Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
02/27/2008 04:08 AM

I'll be too drunk to notice and/or care anyway.

Dude, you'll sober up SOMEDAY.

Ima 2,940 6
02/27/2008 04:08 AM

Wow, sounds like a new creeple was just born. Good luck with that Cinder.

UnderWhere? is in love. 101,398 77
02/27/2008 04:10 AM

<action>makes sure her doors are all locked.</action>

Yes Blaise.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/27/2008 04:13 AM

Cindy and TWSS, I'm roadtripping up to Centralia this summer (to go play Silent Hill for reals?). We should hook up. Naked.

BillSalamie 67,057 13
02/27/2008 04:14 AM

I grew up around Rochester. I'd kill for a Wegman's sub or a Garbage Plate right now.

lupience 0 0
02/27/2008 04:17 AM

Is this thread about sex?

Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
02/27/2008 04:18 AM

HOLY CRAP IT'S LUPEINCE!

UnderWhere? is in love. 101,398 77
02/27/2008 04:19 AM

<action>is so excited, she pees on herself</action>

LUPIE!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 04:19 AM

Dude, you'll sober up SOMEDAY.

Wanna bet?

lupience 0 0
02/27/2008 04:19 AM

Sorry, I was on the phone. What did I miss?

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 04:20 AM

<action> is excited too but doesn't want to show it because she might run away.</action>


Sup?

Chix in da Mix 286,580 61
02/27/2008 04:20 AM

Oh, about 6 months?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 04:23 AM

<action>is speechless</action>LUUUPPIIIEEEE!!!

lupience 0 0
02/27/2008 04:28 AM

AAAASSSSSHAAAT!!!!!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 04:34 AM

<action>gets suspicious</action>Wait! If that's really our Lupie, why is it a new account?

If that's really you Lupie, I'll be expecting the secret password in my email inbox or something similar.

lupience 0 0
02/27/2008 04:40 AM

I have a new account so as I could sneak back unnoticed. I have no email or Shakespeare like that.
As your wedding planner, I'd think you knew that already. Geeze.

manhole 21,656 29
02/27/2008 05:10 AM

I'll be at the wedding, but I'm not signing any autographs.

manhole 21,656 29
02/27/2008 05:12 AM

Shirts and ties are fine for the gents

And I'll be wearing my favorite tie!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 05:18 AM

Yay LUPIE! A phone call would be nice now and then. And does that mean your old email addy isn't good anymore?

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/27/2008 05:22 AM

I accidentally left my GAB scorecard in a Waffle House in Des Moines. Is TWSS a dude or a lady?

And please: the answer to this question must not be yes, no or 42.

Thank you.

Declan McManus as Gerald Murphy 131,887 36
02/27/2008 05:24 AM

TWSS is a carbon-based life-form.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 05:29 AM

Is TWSS a dude or a lady?

I tend to keep this secret. Those who have seen my picture (or just pay attention to when I let it slip) know the answer, but honestly, it's just freakin' hilarious everytime somebody asks.

I'll give you a hint. I have nipples.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 05:33 AM

I'll give you a hint. I have nipples.

TWSS is a dog?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 05:40 AM

I would imagine one would have to go into the GAB way back machine and remember that TWSS stands for That's What She Said, the accent being on, in this case,she.

6 Odd Foot of Humphrey 51,764 12
02/27/2008 05:42 AM

I'll give you a hint. I have nipples.

TWSS can be milked?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 06:27 AM

Hmmm... on the plus side, it'll be the comedic event of the year.

On the negative side, it'll be more pathetic than a baby seal crying for mercy amongst a beach filled with the bleeding corpses of 10,000 of its kin.

I think I'll spend the day with people more worthy of the air we breathe.

Thud 68,506 19
02/27/2008 06:53 AM

Not likely to be there, but we'll see.

Unless our eyes fall out or something.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 06:59 AM

Hmmm... on the plus side, it'll be the comedic event of the year.

Ha! This could be the BIGGEST. PRANK. EVAR.
































But, it isn't.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/27/2008 07:04 AM

March 8th you say? I'll be on spring break that week. If someone will front the cash for me to get there & back I'll video and photograph the entire thing.

Joo Grrrrl 15,189 12
02/27/2008 07:11 AM

Wait a minute. I thought you died yesterday.

Clearly I don't hang out on here enough to give a Shakespeare, er uh, I mean know what is going on.

Welcome back from the dead.

Thud 68,506 19
02/27/2008 07:13 AM

Joo, it's zombie Sage that's getting married.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/27/2008 07:13 AM

Thanks. I have food poisoning and there was another tornado, but I'm not dead yet.

TacoCrunch: GAB Necromancer! 61,976 36
02/27/2008 07:13 AM

Thud, you're breaking my balls.

Thud 68,506 19
02/27/2008 07:14 AM

Joo, it's not zombie Taco that's getting married.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 08:36 AM

I would so marry Zombie Taco.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/27/2008 08:37 AM

I only recognize GAB marriages if the Reverend Natanagara officiated at the ceremony.

Ima 2,940 6
02/27/2008 08:48 AM

I think my Daddy, the Reverend will do just fine thankyaverymuch.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 08:50 AM

Has you're dad met Sage? And he approves?! Yeesh.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/27/2008 08:52 AM

YOUR YOUR YOUR
Frost Frost Frost

syncope came to give his opinions on the Broncos 49,019 14
02/27/2008 09:17 AM

Congratulations!

</serious>

I'd love to attend, but this is the sort of event that makes me want to shutter my windows and start stockpiling canned goods.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 10:37 AM

I only recognize GAB marriages if the Reverend Natanagara officiated at the ceremony.

I asked the church elders what the consequences would be if I theoretically presided over this sad, vomit-inducing union.

They responded with this.

Filly 39,193 20
02/27/2008 11:07 AM

Impromptu Sage and Ima wedding being thrown the evening of March 8th.

Hahahahahaha.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
02/27/2008 11:46 AM

Impromptu Sage and Ima wedding being thrown the evening of March 8th.

So what you're saying is that your father bought a shotgun.

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 12:01 PM

Ima, do you have a picture of the dress you'll be wearing?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 03:07 PM

Cinder, here.

Because I'm nice like that...

Phuc 237,919 21
02/27/2008 09:01 PM

And a big spender, too.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 09:27 PM

I am also ordained. I do weddings, funerals, barmitzvahs, and birthdays!

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 09:36 PM

I like that dress! It's really simple, but still very pretty. Nice choice.

But what will Ima be wearing?

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 09:50 PM

The pants.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 10:02 PM

But what will Ima be wearing?

Me.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 10:03 PM

Its gunna be hard to marry you if she steals your skin and makes a suit out of it, isn't it?

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/27/2008 10:10 PM

I wouldn't have pegged Ima as the Buffalo Bill type, but hey...

Lila Can Has Baby! kthxbye 78,555 13
02/27/2008 10:29 PM

Cinder, here.
Because I'm nice like that...

That is quite a lovely gown. It has a pretty empire waist and long, flowing, non-clingy skirt...waitasecond...oh..my..god...IMA'S NOT HIDING HER PREGNANT BELLY, IS SHE??!!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/27/2008 10:42 PM

That's a beautiful dress. $179?!? What a deal. Now I know why women will trample and maim one another when David's has a sale.

syncope came to give his opinions on the Broncos 49,019 14
02/27/2008 10:47 PM

IMA'S NOT HIDING HER PREGNANT BELLY, IS SHE??!!

"Of course you'll have a bad impression of New York if you only focus on the pimps and the C.H.U.D.s."

Nachos - Misanthropy = good, Sociopathy = bad. 57,521 23
02/27/2008 10:47 PM

I only recognize GAB marriages if the Reverend Natanagara officiated at the ceremony.

I only recognise GAB marriages once the death certificates are published and judgements have been passed.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 10:48 PM

Its gunna be hard to marry you if she steals your skin and makes a suit out of it, isn't it?

Oh, good lord. And people think I take things too literally...

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 10:49 PM

At least she'd be garunteed the jacket matched the pants.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 10:51 PM

IMA'S NOT HIDING HER PREGNANT BELLY, IS SHE??!!

Heh. No, Lila, of course not. No self-respecting hillbilly wedding would be complete without the noticeably pregnant bride. She's not pregnant.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 10:52 PM

Wait a second. Did I just say "self-respecting" and "hillbilly" in the same sentence?

Slinky 28,185 10
02/27/2008 10:54 PM

No. You typed them out stupid head.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/27/2008 10:54 PM

IMA'S NOT HIDING HER PREGNANT BELLY, IS SHE??!!

Naw, shes just getting fa-BLAM!

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/27/2008 11:00 PM

No. You typed them out stupid head.

I, like most GABbers, have to recite out loud as I type, so WHOSE THE STUPID HEAD NOW??!!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/27/2008 11:15 PM

That dress is cute. It will show off her hams arms nicely.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/27/2008 11:17 PM

And the jig is up. TWSS is a dude. I know GABber chicks, and if he were one, I would have received an e-mail by now.

No GABber chick can resist trying to get the fife player's attention.

syncope came to give his opinions on the Broncos 49,019 14
02/27/2008 11:33 PM

<action>trips over the irony</action>WHOSE THE STUPID HEAD NOW??!!

Shell Belle 77,143 25
02/27/2008 11:39 PM

No GABber chick can resist trying to get the fife player's attention.


I haven't e-mailed you, but I do ride my bike past your house every day.

I Dream of Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
02/27/2008 11:41 PM

I haven't e-mailed you, but I do ride my bike past your house every day.


Do you rollerskate to his door at daylight, as well?

Ima 2,940 6
02/28/2008 12:58 AM

Naw, shes just getting fa-BLAM!





and to think I was going to pick you as my second bitch for friday?

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:06 AM

A fringe member and a newcomer are getting married.

Who Frost-ing cares?

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/28/2008 01:10 AM

and to think I was going to pick you as my second bitch for friday?

Second!? Psshaw, as if.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:11 AM

Hasn't this wedding been being planned for awhile?

I am trying to figure out the impromptu part.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/28/2008 01:11 AM

Oh, BIG just said something.

Who Frost-ing cares?

Dianada 57,835 109
02/28/2008 01:12 AM

I care!

Dogs Akimbo 211,594 32
02/28/2008 01:14 AM

I asked the church elders what the consequences would be if I theoretically presided over this sad, vomit-inducing union.

They responded with this.

A bunch of GABbers with a long pole stuck into them? Isn't that exactly what happened at the last GABlanta with that Vince guy?

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/28/2008 01:14 AM

Hasn't this wedding been being planned for awhile?

I am trying to figure out the impromptu part.


Yeah, she thinks that "impromptu" is latin for "something really Frosted up."

Ima 2,940 6
02/28/2008 01:15 AM

Cinder,Shelle,Lila and Whistler thank you for the compliments on my dress. Yeah, I guess I could have spent more, but I didn't have to. I loved the dress from the minute I saw it. The hams and the back tat will show quite well, but its probably the steel nose ring that is going to raise an eyebrow or two. I am totally freaking out about the flowers. I am seriously considering carrying daisies, my tween allready called me a hippie when she saw mom's new jewelry.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 01:17 AM

<action>sings</action> It's a nice day... for a... white trash wedding...

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:18 AM

I love me some Dianada.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:19 AM

Hey Frat, I was thinking the same thing.

You know its a white trash wedding when the bride is worried about how her tattoos will look in her dress.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/28/2008 01:20 AM

BIG is a consistently funny, interesting and generous member of this community. As far as I can remember, he's never posted any bad poetry, third rate song parodies or personalized porno fan fic here.

So yes, I read his comments with interest.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:23 AM

Whistler's just saying that because I gave him the best STORE BOUGHT SS present he's gotten.


And yes, that is a different catagory than home made.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:28 AM

As for never posting bad poetry, there have been some haiku threads I shouldn't have taken part in.

Ima 2,940 6
02/28/2008 01:42 AM

The Wedding was planned for this date and cancelled. I was waiting to be diagnosed with of o 5 possible frosted up options. As it were to happen we got our answer right about the same time our as our original plans. So, I get 2 major life changes at once and since Sage is gonna have to live with me... he gets to participate in my next Dr's appt.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:44 AM

ENGLISH mother-FrostER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 01:46 AM

Welcome back, you fat, underpaid, drunken clown.

Your presence almost balances out the sickening stench of impending doom that March will bring.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 01:48 AM

Why do I get the feeling these two are cousins? And maybe not the first time in their family the tree hasn't forked?

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:50 AM

What's up, Gookmaster?

So when are you going to hook a drunk up and let me use that Guinness/Shamrock as my custom icon?

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/28/2008 01:51 AM

And the jig is up. TWSS is a dude. I know GABber chicks, and if he were one, I would have received an e-mail by now.

You never got it?

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 01:53 AM

Sage and Ima.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 01:54 AM

So when are you going to hook a drunk up and let me use that Guinness/Shamrock as my custom icon?

It's not my dick you have to suck.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 01:55 AM

"Hey Brandene! You could wear this shirt ta wurk!"

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 01:58 AM

Great, now I am never going to be able to get a custom icon.

Just because I was joking around and started flirting with Jade Hargrave right in front of John...

and I did do the Baby Valet prank.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 01:58 AM

"Hey maw! Git off the dang roof!"

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 02:13 AM

Hmmm, that should have been and I didn't do the Baby Valet prank.


Oh, well.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 02:17 AM

If people got icons for participating in pranks, then Dianadada and Buttnutters should have got them long ago.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 02:17 AM

I'm just saying.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/28/2008 02:17 AM

<action>starts to sing off-key</action>"Some folk'll never lose a toe,
But then again some folk'll
Like Sageus the slack-jawed yokel..."

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 02:19 AM

Holy Jeebus, boy, I've had Frostsnot with more sense than you.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 02:20 AM

So you don't get them for perticipating in pranks, but you can get one for running the ZUG store into the ground.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 02:21 AM

So you don't get them for perticipating in pranks, but you can get one for running the ZUG store into the ground.

Ain't it a bitch?

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/28/2008 02:26 AM

Jeez, then pram should get one for RUINING EVERYTHING!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 02:28 AM

So I either have to buy an icon or learn a lot of computery things to help the site?

Frost that.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/28/2008 02:34 AM

Don't worry BIG, maybe you can just wait until John gets his ass thrown in jail or something and needs a lawyer. Tell him you'll do it for a 72ppi Guinness.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 02:36 AM

Who do you think is going to prosecute him?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 02:38 AM

She called you a defense attorney!

Kick her ass!!!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 02:42 AM

She's a redneck, her moral compass was thrown off balance on her 4th birthday when Dad and Uncle Jimbo decided to play "Just the Tip."

TWSS - Pure Redneck 27,416 24
02/28/2008 02:44 AM

I just don't pay attention when other people are talking to me. It's like all their word turn into dolphin squeaks and owl hoots.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 02:45 AM

BIG would suck as a defense attorney.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 02:54 AM

Why do you say that, Frat?
<action>takes the bait</action>

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
02/28/2008 03:06 AM

Don't you guys ever watch movies? A whiskey-soaked Irish-American is the best kind of defense attourney there is.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:08 AM

I love this joke...


What do you call an Italian in a room full of Irishmen?




Defendant.

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2008 03:08 AM

Oh, BIG just said something.

Who breeding cares?

Hey dick trickle, I'd bet my tits on more people caring about BIG than your sorry wheelchair ridden ass.

...and then I found 5 dollars 152 7
02/28/2008 03:10 AM

mmmm...Filly tits

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:13 AM

Hey, Kiddo, climb any mountains lately?

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2008 03:15 AM

I just sent you a text, actually. And you didn't respond. I see how it is.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:16 AM

For Frost's sake, settle your britches down. I just got it.

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2008 03:23 AM

Oh, and Sage sucks. I don't mean the good kind of suck, like the blow job kind, I mean the kind of suck that sucks the soul out of you and replaces it with disgusting perviness. It's kinda like catching the virus from Resident Evil, but worse. Much, much worse.

RUN, IMA! RUN!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:25 AM

Filly, be nice. Ima's the type of girl that will probably give Sage AIDS, and not the AIDS that Dead Robot has, the AIDS that will kill them both instantly and they will stop posting.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:27 AM

So,

RUN TO HIM, IMA, RUN TO HIM because his gimp ass ain't running anywhere.

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2008 03:30 AM

<action>blinks in astonishment</action>BIG just told me to be nice to someone? BIG? Nice?

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:32 AM

Pssst, if they both die, neither can post, its a win-win for the rest of us.

Briham knows how to use the Three Seashells 38,843 10
02/28/2008 03:33 AM

<action>singing</action>
By the way I tried to say
I'd be there waiting for
Dani's the girl is
Singing songs to me
Beneath the marquee
Overload

Oh yeah, and congratulations to the both of you!

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 03:34 AM

Place yo bizzets.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/28/2008 03:39 AM

Hey dick trickle, I'd bet my tits on more people caring about BIG than your sorry wheelchair ridden ass.


So what's your point, you dumb twat? I honestly don't give a Frost-all anymore what GABbers think of me, especially you. BIG is more revered than the Pope (and they both make just as much sense) and I'm some crippled, pathetic, thinks-he's-great, loser. What's that to me?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 03:42 AM

Hey! You lay off Filly and BIG.

Those Frosters are saints!

SAINTS, I tells ya!

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/28/2008 03:44 AM

Out of curiousity, what are they saints OF?

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2008 03:46 AM

It apparently means enough so that you and your "fiancee" keep posting on GAB in a desperate quest for acceptance. If you honestly didn't care, then you would Frost off by now. However, as we all can see all too clearly, you're still here.

Get a clue, piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:47 AM

We can accept that you are a cripple, but do you have to marry such a cumguzzling whore that doesn't have enough self-esteem to marry someone who can walk their daughter down the aisle.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 03:48 AM

Out of curiousity, what are they saints OF?

Well, obviously, of good will!

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/28/2008 03:50 AM

You can't have 2 saints of the same thing, that is blasphemy! I call shenanigans!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:52 AM

She's good.

I do wills.

Duh.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 03:53 AM

It's my church. I make the rules.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 63,472 21
02/28/2008 03:54 AM

...I don't get it.

...and then I found 5 dollars 152 7
02/28/2008 03:55 AM

What has four legs, two wheels, half a brain, and no sense of humor?





Sagima...

Filly 39,193 20
02/28/2008 03:57 AM

It's like Brangelina....but worse.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 03:59 AM

It's like watching a whore and a cripple getting beat up by 10' 9" of hotness...

wait, not like, its what it is.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 04:00 AM

What is that, like a Whipple, or something?

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 04:00 AM

I like this n00b which is not a n00b.

Fifty admin orbs for creating a single word with the power to instantly nauseate.

(S)he has the Weirding way!

...and then I found 5 dollars 152 7
02/28/2008 04:07 AM

<action>giggles maniacally</action>muahahaa

Slinky 28,185 10
02/28/2008 04:16 AM

She's pretty damn hot too!

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 05:29 AM

Ten bucks says we're all getting reported for being just so dad gum mean.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 06:10 AM

Oh come on. No one is that st--

Cinderblock 27,578 25
02/28/2008 06:43 AM

Get a clue, piece of Shakespeare Carrollblock.

Was that directed at me? 'Cause if it was I'll feel sad. I like the Fillymeats.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 06:46 AM

Shut the Frost up.

Phuc 237,919 21
02/28/2008 06:54 AM

Was that directed at me?

I believe it was directed at the groom. At least it smelled like it was.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 06:56 AM

This wedding makes as much sense as Hrududu having the baby.

Fratberry 283,028 53
02/28/2008 07:19 AM

When did you get Potter pregnant?

Straw 98,019 37
02/28/2008 07:28 AM

<action>finally catches up to GAB after being sick for two days.</action>I made a list!

Thud 68,506 19
02/28/2008 07:35 AM

Sorry to hear you were sick Straw, want to share all the gruesome details?

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 08:15 AM

Frat, Potter posted about a month ago that she got knocked up.

Straw 98,019 37
02/28/2008 08:16 AM

Gruesome details are ruining GAB.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 08:25 AM

Only if they are about relationships, if they are about injuries than they are AWESOME.

The Sage of Seattle 36,465 8
02/28/2008 10:54 AM

Ten bucks says we're all getting reported for being just so dad gum mean.


That's it! I'm gonna tell dad!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/28/2008 10:57 AM

If its her dad you're going to tell, turn around, he's the one with the shotgun.

5150 is really just a ripoff 1,692 7
02/28/2008 09:55 PM

I'm actually considering driving (from Toronto) to see this.

So i may laugh and throw things, and exhibit other such raucous behavior.

Ima 2,940 6
02/29/2008 05:45 AM

I'm actually considering driving (from Toronto) to see this.

So i may laugh and throw things, and exhibit other such raucous behavior



Wow, Free entertainment...what a deal, but you have to promise to tell everyone Sage can't walk at all!

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/29/2008 05:46 AM

Kill yourself.

Ima 2,940 6
02/29/2008 06:08 AM

Kill yourself


You go first.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/29/2008 06:09 AM

I'll get right on that.

Shouldn't you be planning a wedding right now?

And not bothering us.

Ima 2,940 6
02/29/2008 06:38 AM

I am never too busy to be bothersome. I am however; dog ass tired so, Ima is going to put herself to bed, lock the door and ignore the cretins.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,956 21
02/29/2008 06:45 AM

Next she should learn people that refer to themselves in the third person are douchenozzles.