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I left my office later than usual tonight, so it was way past rush hour when I took the subway home. There weren't many people near me in the train, just a woman reading a book in the seat facing mine, and a guy sitting two seats over, playing on his cell phone.
At some point during my short trip, a voice came out of the PA system in the train. What I heard can be transcribed like this:- "Attention, att... on... deh... muh... on... meh... dah... guh... deh..." Obviously something was wrong with the PA system, because it was impossible to understand a single word of what had just been said. Nevertheless, the woman sitting in front of me looked up and addressed me, asking: "Did you understand what was just said?"
My answer: "Yes; they just said that they are experiencing techical difficulties with their PA system, but they are working on it, and they thank us for our comprehension."
The woman looked satisfied with my answer, said "Ah", and resumed her reading.
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Funny
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Filly 27,111  11
02/28/2008 09:24 PM
Why are you never on YIM anymore?
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Hilarious
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Thud 53,070 10
02/28/2008 09:26 PM
Mailman, can you translate drivethru speakerish too?
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MiracleWh1p 98 3
02/28/2008 09:40 PM
"Not sure, sounded like Arabic to me"
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Hilarious
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Anh is here - Karatist Preacher Extroardinaire 10,502 8
02/28/2008 10:59 PM
It's like Yiddish or something. Maybe the conductor had a stroke and woke up speaking another language.
The last time I woke up with no memory of what happened, I spoke with a slight lisp for a week.
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Filly 27,111 11
02/28/2008 11:13 PM
The voices in my head are friendlier.
Who am I supposed to practice my French with then? I'm getting all rusty and crap.
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Funny
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Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 33,954 10
02/29/2008 06:33 AM
I think they were trying to invoke satan.
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Just Snork 44,997 8
02/29/2008 06:40 AM
<action>hint hints</action>Your derrire, tshe must smell lik ze trs delisiou fromage de mon contry.
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