There was a girl, named "That's what she said"
With a great body and a beautiful head
But her sexy big toe,
Was admirable so,
That it deserved its own thread.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/29/2008 09:29 PM

Useless without pictures.

KChiki, not Kimchi 124,281 89
02/29/2008 09:36 PM

Awesome.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 26,020 24
02/29/2008 09:43 PM

Yay!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
02/29/2008 09:43 PM

Meh. I've seen Molireier.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 26,020 24
02/29/2008 09:44 PM

Now write it in french! Bitch!

TWSS - Pure Redneck 26,020 24
02/29/2008 09:49 PM

Now write it in french! Bitch!

That was mean, I'm sorry. Please right it in french, bitch?

The Mailman steps on TWSS' big toe 174,473 52
02/29/2008 10:32 PM

Your wish is my desire, Mistress TWSS.
Same poem, in French, complete with rhyming:

Il y a une fille nommée "C'est ce qu'elle a dit"
Au corps bien roulé et au visage si joli
Mais son gros orteil,
Est tellement sans pareil,
Qu'il mérite un fil dédié rien qu'à lui.

TWSS - Pure Redneck 26,020 24
02/29/2008 10:39 PM

God Bless that Sadie Hawkins.

Straw 95,470 36
02/29/2008 10:39 PM

<action>translates the first poem through Babelfish and then back again.</action>
In French:

Il y avait une fille, appele "est qui ce qu'elle a dit" avec un grand corps et une belle tte mais son grand orteil sexy, tait excellente ainsi, qu'il ait mrit son propre fil.

Back into English:

There was a girl, called "is who what she said" with a large body and a beautiful head but her large sexy toe, was excellent thus, that it deserved its own wire.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 26,020 24
02/29/2008 10:47 PM

I like the way that sounds.

Straw 95,470 36
02/29/2008 11:00 PM

Bonus: it sounds like you are doing something naughty to Ditdah.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 26,020 24
02/29/2008 11:09 PM

Heh, I thought the same thing Straw.

Ditdah 123,092 14
02/29/2008 11:10 PM

I heartily endorse this product and/or service.

Phuc 237,453 20
02/29/2008 11:29 PM

Y'all are all aware that she looks like Phyllis Diller, n'est ce que pas?

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 26,020 24
02/29/2008 11:29 PM

You lie through your tooth.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 26,020 24
02/29/2008 11:33 PM

CHANCE! Punish him for his lies!

The Mailman steps on TWSS' big toe 174,473 52
02/29/2008 11:34 PM

Y'all are all aware that she looks like Phyllis Diller, n'est ce que pas?

I am so mesmerized by her toe that I haven't even looked up at her face yet.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 26,020 24
02/29/2008 11:42 PM

I won't have access to a computer for a while, so I appoint Ditdah in charge of Mailman until I get back.

And when I do get back to a computer I expect a paragraph on "How much I missed TWSS" from you, Frenchie. You have until 2:50 PM.

The Mailman steps on TWSS' big toe 174,473 52
03/01/2008 02:43 AM

How much I miss TWSS

Dear TWSS,

I was devastated when I read that you would be away for several hours. After reading your last post, I curled up under my desk, staring blankly at the carpet and pondering the meaning of life. Needless to say, I was missing you too much to find any positive meaning to life at that moment.

Lunch time was fast approaching, so I figured that perhaps I should crawl out from under my desk, go to the nearest food court and find some comfort in a nice big dish of shrimp pad thai. And even though I ordered it extra spicy, its taste was bland, as are the long hours that I spend here on GAB without you.

Then I thought, maybe I should just focus on my work this afternoon, to help pass the time. I happened to have an important meeting on my schedule this afternoon, so it was probably the best thing for me to do. That is when I noticed the huge greasy stain I had made on my shirt while eating my lunch. But I was missing you too much to care, and headed to the meeting the way I was. I did not even bother to remove the noodle stuck on the stain.

Of course, the meeting went horribly. Everyone kept looking at my shirt, and some people were giggling, obviously making fun of me. Even though I was being ridiculed in front of the president of the company, it did not matter much to me. All I could think of was you, TWSS.

I don't know what I could do to find some comfort while you are gone. Maybe I will print out some pictures of Phyllis Diller and masturbate on them, impatiently waiting for your return.

Oh, how I miss you TWSS, please come back.

C'est ce qu'elle a dit 26,020 24
03/01/2008 02:53 AM

You're late!! Go to my room!