Marmite blocks toilets 12,940 12
03/04/2008 03:12 AM

I bought some pain relieving gel and entertained myself reading the essay that was the insert. I like reading these. The side effects were quite extensive but I forget them. I was more amused by the direction that the product "must not be applied to the brain" or "used as an enema"

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/04/2008 04:41 AM

Propecia is an impotence drug with the side effect of growing hair.

Mung Champ 35,886 35
03/04/2008 05:18 AM

Nail on the head.. to bad its both of my heads.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 62,361 20
03/05/2008 01:28 AM

Powerthirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel SWEET RAVE PARTIES!

SHP low on iron, high on vitamins 181,276 70
03/05/2008 02:21 AM

I've been on the Depo Provera shot for 2+ years. As a result, my vagina doesn't leak blood once a month. I never have to take a week off from sex, get PMS, or have to wear my "period panties."

Some may think this is a good thing, but let me explain it differently.

My Sweetness thinks it's always open for business, I have no get-out-of-jail free card for being extra bitchy, and no excuse to wear my super comfy drawers.

rockie is amazing 17,427 30
03/05/2008 03:35 AM

I know that Depo is prolly the awesomest thing ever to you SHP, but from personal experience and from research, you shouldn't be on it for more than 2 years at a time. I had a freakishly fast advancement of uterean cancer, and my doctors all said it was helped out by being on Depo Privera for 3 1/2 years. I mean I was going to have cancer anyway, but it advanced much more quickly from being on the shot for an extended amount of time.

rockie is amazing 17,427 30
03/05/2008 03:37 AM

I was on the Alli diet before it was Alli, and the side affects included "oily discharge from the rectum." It's still a side effect, but not as bad as it was, trust me.

SHP low on iron, high on vitamins 181,276 70
03/05/2008 03:44 AM

Way to make cancer and anal leakage not funny, n00b.

Bravo Male 2,330 6
03/05/2008 03:48 AM

I'd hit it.

Mung Champ 35,886 35
03/05/2008 03:49 AM

The only anal itching from Propecia is the extra furry mat that has grown down below. Its kinda cute, but still gives me a nice rear beaver.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 177,873 22
03/05/2008 04:04 AM

Although it's not a side effect per se, I love the warnings on the equipment at the gym I frequent: "Stop if you feel faint or short of breath."

It makes for a quick workout.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/05/2008 09:02 AM

Just when I'm about to stab myself in the face after reading all those Madworld posts, BobJohnson saves the day.

Tee Tee Jay- Ich bin ein Berliner 173,911 15
03/05/2008 11:22 AM

I bought some pain relieving gel and entertained myself reading the essay that was the insert. I like reading these......I was more amused by the direction that the product "must not be applied to the brain" or "used as an enema"

Brain on! Apply directly to the brain!


Brain on! Apply directly to the brain!


Brain on! Apply directly to the brain!


Brain on! Apply directly to the brain!

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/05/2008 11:33 AM

I'm not sure if I want to orb you or strangle you.

Holy shit, a talking Phla! 130,632 34
03/05/2008 11:37 AM

I can only assume by the lack of yellow that you are strangling her.

Someone should go tell Donk that he doesn't have to share his Dreamcast anymore.

The Rev. Big Irish Guy, Jr. 203,777 21
03/05/2008 12:00 PM

Crazy Taxi is a one player game.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
03/05/2008 12:08 PM

I can only assume by the lack of yellow that you are strangling her.

I'm only using one hand.

Jolson- Surfing the Red Tsunami since '93 16,156 9
03/05/2008 09:05 PM

Last summer after having my annual physical, complete with kung-fu finger action, the doc gave me a prescription for Crestor. It was supposed to lower my genetically high levels of cholesterol. Unfortunately it had the incredibly inconvenient side-effect of losing the feeling in my legs and making walking a bothersome chore. Thankfully, before I reached Sage-like levels of invalidness, I had the sense to stop taking the meds and within three months was back to my ol' self.

The one positive thing I can say about Crestor is that it didn't give me anal leakage, brain cancer, or a swift kick to the nuts.

Snork connected 45,631 12
03/05/2008 09:08 PM

"Positive" is such a relative term.

Shell 76,640 24
03/05/2008 09:51 PM

Following my first c-section, the doctor injected a shot of morphine directly into the epidural. As he was doing this, he said, "This may cause you to feel a bit itchy."

A bit itchy? Two hours later I was furiously scratching and had removed several layers of skin. They gave me a shot of Benadryl, but the damage was already done.

The days after giving birth are hard enough to begin with, but for me it was made worse by every visitor who came to see me doing a doubletake when they entered the room and asking, "What the hell happened to your face?"

My husband had to start meeting visitors outside the room and telling them, "She scratched her face off. If you want to make it out of here alive, you won't mention it."

Odd 1,728 5
03/06/2008 12:25 AM

Have any of you seen ads for that one medicine for RLS?

Some of the side effects listed, Increased sexual appetite and increased urge to gamble.

Does that mean I would want to ride a hooker bareback?

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 62,361 20
03/07/2008 12:10 AM

You aren't supposed to drink Red-bull if you are a child...or having a child.

Ravos, The Dreaded Gabberwocky 62,361 20
03/07/2008 12:10 AM

And it will make you uncomfortably energetic.

Slinky 28,185 10
03/07/2008 12:14 AM

And it gives you wings.

Mung Champ 35,886 35
03/07/2008 01:02 AM

And a case of the Shakespeares

Odd 1,728 5
03/07/2008 01:43 AM

I usually don't take medicine of any kind. I am dead set that my body has an immune system for a reason.

My favorite ad is the ones for ED, "if you experience an erection last for four or more hours, seek immediate medical attention"

What if the person had been using his erection for the last four hours?

What if it was with a nurse or a doctor? Would it then be as big a deal?

Pram 78,178 40
03/07/2008 05:26 AM

2) Decreased volume of ejaculate

Awww, you don't have a volume knob?

Pram 78,178 40
03/07/2008 05:26 AM

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