Office prank - Morgue prank
A comedy article
by Thud  68,506  19
03/06/2008 07:32 AM 924 views
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I used to work in a Catholic hospital doing security. One of the jobs we had was to check each body in and out of the morgue.
Part of this entailed unwrapping the body part way, usually just enough to see the neck and hands. The bodies didn't come down to the morgue in body bags, just wrapped in plastic. The reason we did the inspection was to inventory any jewelry the deceased might be wearing to keep the relatives from claiming that the pathologists stole things. They did, but not the things we inventoried.
One particular guard was very squeamish about the dead bodies, and since no one really liked him we decided to mess with his mind.
I wrapped up one of the other guards (Jamie, who was off duty that night) and left him on the transport gurney just inside the morgue door. I then called the squeamish guard, I'll call him Al, and asked him to come to the morgue to check in a body.
Al arrived and was being his normal chickenShakespeare self. I started filling out the standard paperwork and had Al check the body for jewelry.
As soon as Al had the first hand unwrapped Jamie, playing the corpse and who was still otherwise wrapped up, grabbed onto Al's hand.
Al screamed.
Al fainted.
After he came to, Al walked off the job and quit the next day.
Al was a Poe.
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Hilarious
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Chickens votes RuPaul in 08 286,580  61
03/06/2008 01:03 PM
Calling Al a Poe was Thud's last move.
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Phuc 237,919 21
03/06/2008 06:19 PM
I know how to crush a man's organs with one punch.
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Side-splitting
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Thud 68,506 19
03/07/2008 05:37 AM
Chix, you thought I was talking about Al/Phuc?
So you're saying you think Al would behave that way? Wow...
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Chuckleworthy
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drunkenfart 4,871 6
03/19/2008 12:51 AM
i gotta know, were there ever hot dead chicks. if so..... did ya ..... you know........look?
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 283,028 53
03/19/2008 12:58 AM
Awesome.
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Amusing
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Buxykay 1 5
12/16/2008 07:55 PM
Hi Thud. Although my roots come from Nigeria, I have nothing to do with those money. I live in Europe all my life. I wish some day I will go to see Nigeria.
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Funny
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Anh a sleigh. 11,158 14
12/16/2008 08:07 PM
This is scamming on a WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL!
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khatool 0 4
12/29/2008 01:47 PM
I have to say, any person, Poe or not, would Shakespeare thier pants if that happened.
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Funny
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TimmyTheTalkingToilet 11,593 15
12/29/2008 06:54 PM
Thud, you are now my new hero.
That was ballsy as Frost and dammit I wish you got that on video.
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Thud 68,506 19
12/29/2008 07:37 PM
Thanks T4, we used to have a lot of fun at that job. Sadly, or thankfully in case there was any lawsuits about things we did, none of it is on video.
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Chuckleworthy
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Zuggerina ~~chubby chuckle 772 9
01/02/2010 08:40 AM
Jamie, playing the corpse~~~Ah the sweet nuances of Necrophilia .You miss those days Don't you
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Thud 68,506 19
01/03/2010 02:11 PM
Hell, I pretty much had forgotten about posting this.
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